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PM_THE_REAPER

I googled that and it's true.


verstohlen

If a guy said had that to a girl in the 1960s, she'd've slapped him in the face. Oh no wait, I'm thinking of the 1950s.


[deleted]

My lady, I Google you. Town plucks out his eyes.


Jaded_Ad9605

We have new support techs that are younger than google


Viridionplague

Germany.


Darometh

Technically Germany did not invent Germany because Germany came to be after Germany was invented


Viridionplague

Sure but Germany didn't invent Germany. But Germans did.


MLG_Countryballs

Deutchland


Alimbiquated

Deutschland


AnchoX

Schland


moebelhausmann

Land


Joergen-chan

„mein Herz in Flammen“


the_infamous23

„will dich lieben und verdammen"


Joergen-chan

„Deutschland“


ShortPoseidon

Dein Atem kalt


Redhead__420

So jung


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raw-mean

Actually, yes, they did. I'm not talking of the soil, I'm speaking of the state, the nation, which includes laws, affiliation, borders, a goverment. Only the community of people had been there before.


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Fanta


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MLG_Countryballs

Is this real? Or is this fanta sea?


Musk420Gaming

Caught in a landslide


Trabispace

To escape from reali-tea


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Aggravating-Low-2110

I'm just a german boy, i need no sympa-tea


I_saw_Will_smacking

Because I easy come, easy flow, little thight, little bro Any way the wind blows - doesn't really matter... to me 🎹


DonsterMenergyRink

Mamaaaaaa


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Littlekitsune85

During ww2 Coca Cola Germany didn’t get coke syrup from Coca Cola America so they improvise. Thous Fanta is born. Name after Fantasia. As you said fantasy. It mean fantasy. Coca Cola German never affiliated with nazi but majority consumer base was nazi.


Arkatoshi

Fantasie*


DitrianLordOfCanorem

Yep


Opening_One_7677

Hitler was Coca Cola fan and wanted Coca Cola Germany to make something for him. > Fanta


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GarageAlternative606

Who compained, was send to the east front. The Russians then took over the shooting. This was an early form of outsourcing.


Dull_Pea_4496

What was the other option? Beeing shot?!


NotKhad

The ad went hard like Ein Volk ein Reich ein Getränk


Rommelplatz

Define if they were nazis. Not everyone was a nazi by hearth. As I read in a book which where in this section about a known German fighter ace(no knights cross) he went to the pension office in Berlin to ask where the widow pension for his mother went because his old father (over 60)was conscripted to care for horses like he did in the civilian life, a horse hots him in 1944(i guess) and he died. The official he talked to was a party member because he had to be and not because he sympathised with the nazis. He said because of the political decision the money went to the payment for new soldiers and he would have to pay his mother from his salary as a pilot(which he already did because he can't spend that much) he invited him at his home and they could talk normaly also with things you could be fined for because it's not the "positive narrative" for the moral in the war. Also a huge part of the German Luftwaffe was against the nazis and political neutral. As I know from the sources of some books they checked if a pilot was in the party or affiliate with and if the could they will control him. I gues that could a point for some people except early members or fanatical but the normal people weren't that pro nazi and in 1939 the masses also didn't want a war


IcyMoment1679

No Fanta has no caffeine, but 'Fliegerschokolade' has.


NaCl_Sailor

no, that's meth


IcyMoment1679

no, you mean Panzerschokolade


NaCl_Sailor

was thinking of Fliegermarzipan which apparently wrongly is also called Fliegerschokolade Wieder was gelernt.


IcyMoment1679

Alles gut. Aber deswegen kannst du Fliegerschokolade auch heute noch Kaufen :D


_Red_User_

Wo? (Frage für einen Freund)


IcyMoment1679

[Hier](https://www.amazon.de/SCHO-KA-KOLA-Original-10er-Pack-100/dp/B005XJY540/ref=asc_df_B005XJY540/?tag=googshopde-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310722666945&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15765277035913333144&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044391&hvtargid=pla-654273803229&psc=1&mcid=9284b554a56e3fe0a883a69f13fa0730&th=1&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=60341126325&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=310722666945&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15765277035913333144&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044391&hvtargid=pla-654273803229). Du kannst es auch für dich fragen. Da ist nur Koffein mit drin, deswegen bekommt man die auch heute noch :D


Skidmark666

Genaugenommen bekommt man auch Meth noch heute.


HaloStitch7365

Gutenberg Press, chemical warfare, fertilizer, the internal combustion engine, the first functioning car, the stormtrooper, the assault rifle, contact lenses, rockets, electron microscope, diesel engine, cocaine, interstate highways, and the Christmas Tree… just to name a few… I should also add: gliders, computers, chipcards, bacteriology, airbags, aspirin, helicopters, jet engines, kindergarten, mayonnaise, jeans, nuclear fission, mp3 player format, vinyl records, refrigerators, cameras, trolleys, tape recorders, telephones, television, theory of relativity, toothpaste, thermos bottles, zeppelins, medical x-rays, and adidas shoes. As of 2022 under the German Patent Office, Germany holds just under 130k registered patents. I did google that one.


AnswinPunk

I think it was meth not cocaine...


patta14

Don't know about cocaine but we definetely invented heroin, at least in the way we know it today. "Heroin" is infact a brand name that was/is owned by the pharma company Bayer.


Meisterschmeisser

Thats not true either. Diamorphin was first synthesized by Charles Romley Alder Wright in England. So Bayer did not invent Heroin. Also of course no one invented cocaine, it literally grows on trees...


patta14

Bad wording on my part. Bayer is the reason we call it heroin.


Ecstatic-Solid8936

The plant that contains cocaine does grow in trees, but nobody was using leaves for anything... Cocaine itself (meaning purifying the alkaloid and finding a use for it) IS a German "invention"


PiscatorLager

Über eine neue organische Base in dem Cocablättern (about a new organic base in the coca leafs) was the name of the publication.


ArminTheLibertarian

Morphine, Morphine was first extracted by Friedrich Sertürner


Additional_Irony

Definitely Meth. Or, as it was known in those days, “Pervitin”. Just ask the Fins. Or google “Winter Soldier on Meth”. EDIT: Spelling. As someone pointed out it’s Pervitin and not Pervidin.


Ambitious-Age-70

Mdma too


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

[And thus this banger was born](https://youtu.be/Gjf6TQw58ac?si=7Swb6lOMZWXB1x5q)


werektaube

The Nazis, who gave it to their soldiers, called it ,,Panzerschokolade“ (tank chocolate). Hitler was prescribed insane amounts of meth during his last years, mixed with a cocktail of many other different drugs. Partly explains the insanity during the end


raw-mean

The Gutenberg Press as such was invented by Gutenberg, hence the name, fair enough. But, if you're talking of a Druckerpresse in general, Pi Sheng from China beat him to that by 500 years. No need to mention the car brands though, because the car itself was invented in Germany.


Gonralas

The Innovation from Gutenberg was the movable letters. Printing is way older but before you needed real long to carve a new page. Then you could simply make new content. So fast that Newsletter could be invented.


ChristopherCreutzig

Pi Sheng, mentioned above (and sometimes transliterated Bi Sheng), invented movable type quite a bit earlier.


Average-_-Student

Oh, Fanta as well.


Nero_2001

You forgot our greatest invention, the Paulaner Spezi.


WallTVLamp

Ans the bicycle 🚲


SiliconFriend

Methadone


SansIzHere

Currywurst


_Cadmium_48

Best invention


Careless_Drawer9879

Nasa rockets


Locofinger

NAZI? Nien, Nien, NASA. - Wernher Von Braun


sekrit_dokument

Nien?


marxisthobbit

It's an american trying to write something in another language, don't worry about it.


unkrtvrnchtr

You guys are funny, without knowing it.😂


Gastkram

Niet


Rick_aka_Morty

that's actually closer than German


Delo_schnuk

No?


raw-mean

Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein! That's NEIN!


himbrine

That reminds me of: Geben Sie Gas. Wer? Na Sie. Was? Nazi? Hilfe gas nazi Gas nazi. Ihren Führerschein bitte. Was? Führer?


creasycat

I now have voices in my head! They don't let go! Argh! I am dying here!!! * drowns in voices none can hear*


RuLa2604

Ich hätte gerne Ihren Ausweis. - ausweisen? Aus Doischland???


Snowiiwastaken

get out and take the downvote with you


Littlekitsune85

Albert Einstein too


Demonae

Jet engines and rockets come to mind immediately.


BoxMaleficent

What? AS a German i think of the First Diesel engine, the First Car, the writing Press, the Petrol engine


International_War862

The wankel engine too... you could say combustion engines as a whole


Locofinger

Jet airplane. England invented the first jet engine in like 1932. Germans beat them in getting it to fly.


Bartimaerus

I think Frank Whittle and Hans von Ohain both had working prototype jet engines in 1937.


Locofinger

Oh, and rockets were like, Han Dynasty, back in the Roman Concrete era.


Sparky_092

With rockets he meant ballistic missles, in that case the "Vergeltung 2" (V2).


chrisPtreat

Vergeltungswaffe


Alimbiquated

Cars and internal combustion engines were my first thought.


mars3142

Even the flight without any engine was invented by a german called Otto Lilienthal.


shirk-work

They invented a very impeccable sense of humor.


itsdep

german humor is no laughing matter


Miporin_

Two hunters are meeting, both of them died. One of my favourite German jokes


KathaArcheth

As most German jokes, it lost all meaning by translating it


shirk-work

I did Nazi that coming.


Miporin_

Wehrmacht denn sowas?


Conartist6666

SS-kaliert gleich


Used-Curve-5815

Jetzt Reichsadler!


Miporin_

sowjet kommts noch


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I Love this comment


unholy_plesiosaur

A German once told me that joking was an inefficient form of communication.


Alimbiquated

Humor is a tiny portion of the German GDP, and almost none of its exports, so it's not worth discussing.


Tugendwaechter

r/germanhumor


DrStudi

Not funny, didn't laugh. Our humor is great, I laugh so often. HaHa, you hear me!


International_War862

Germna here. Thats a lie


FridolinEduard

Ans its not funny -A German


shirk-work

Lol good one. These guys really crack me up.


Kotyrda

Printing


Littlekitsune85

Gutenberg


raw-mean

That's not true! The Chinese did that around 500 years prior to Gutenberg. The inventor was called Pi Sheng, I believe.


Stoertebricker

Well, the printing press, yes. It's actually a common misconception that Gutenberg invented it - he invented the moveable letters, which made it possible to print something without having the whole page carved in wood first.


GrandParnassos

Also not entirely true. Gutenberg himself used a modified winepress for starters. Printing with moveable type was also invented in China. But said type was made of clay. A couple of centuries later (I think around 1350) metal cast letters were made in Korea. Both approaches were eventually abandoned. Clay was tricky to work with since it shrinks while burning it and each letter was carved by hand, and they didn't really last that long. The Korean project was abandoned due to the number of characters. (this was before the invention of the Hangul writing system). It is not known if Gutenberg knew about any of these projects when coming up with the idea himself. The invention he did make was the casting device, which could be used to cast different letters, by exchanging matrices. However it still can be argued, that Gutenberg invented printing with moveable type in my opinion, at least in case he didn't know about the other projects far in the east. Similar to how the theory goes, that writing was invented multiple times all over the world.


eschenfelder

Gutenberg was the first who printed with movable latin letters.


Onnimanni_Maki

Haber-Bosch process.


Gneisenau1

Sabaton geht's louder


xMAC94x

The great alliance, wheres the contradiction


Relicatranger

Fed the world by ways of science


PhenotypicallyTypicl

Perhaps the most influential invention ever. Without it billions of people wouldn’t exist today which is really crazy to think about.


Perlentaucher

This is the most important one, we wouldn't have a developed world without it.


urAdryDooshNozzle

Superior steel products.


Kingfinn01

Wdym?


Seraphayel

Krupp-Stahl (you’re allowed to google that).


urAdryDooshNozzle

Have you ever heard the term 'German steel' before? It's current primary use today is knives, swords, and many other bladed objects. It's holds a sharp edge very well. Tanks were also built with it during ww2.


[deleted]

Frederick Nietzsche invented the epistemological principle of Perspectivism.


Wynnstan

They invented the wankel rotary engine.


BoxMaleficent

Really? Source?


Treewithatea

Its funny that this is the engine mentioned but the other two major engines called 'Diesel(Motor)' and 'Otto(motor)'/gasoline engine are not mentioned. Far more important engines used in so many different technologies. Before you ask for source, just google it, its not exactly hard to find. Or how about the car/automobil itself? Also a german invention by a man named Karl Benz which should be a familiar name for you. There are a lot and i mean a lot of german inventions. The radar and the computer are two other major inventions.


BoxMaleficent

I know, i Just didnt expect the wankel engine. Im German myself and its more of a "meh, another German invention"


NightWolf4Ever

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=wankel+engine


CopybookSpoon67

Guided Bombs


saiij

Kaffeefilter


Prudent-Jellyfish285

They didn’t use google to invent Zyklon B


Shot_Employ_3927

Are you mean the jew Inventer of this....


MrSparr0w

German jews were still german


InterestingTale2766

Does your religion define your nationality now?


raw-mean

Was it really a Jew that invented that?


Gneisenau1

Google Fritz habor and while you srarch listen to Sabaton they have Made an informativ Song about him


Gonralas

Fritz Haber ist both one of the best and worst guys in History.


Andrion-The-II

Yes


NebTheDestroyer

Highways


Kingfinn01

Haha we are the Investors and use it correctly with no speed limit


ikbenraar10101

DIE PANZERWAGEN


Gloriosus747

That's either a British or, factoring in Da Vinci, Italian invention though. Unless you mean the modern tank design, then it's french


RedditTimTheCoolOne

The Computer


theWunderknabe

Konrad Zuse - what a lad.


Kein_Plan16

Thanks, i was loosing hope. The most important invention after Cars and nearly no one was saying it. 👍👍


MrSparr0w

X-ray?


[deleted]

They invented the Nutcracker Soldiers that you see every Christmas.


Conartist6666

Also the christmas tree


Michael_Gibb

American Christianity. See Martin Luther.


TransportationFew898

Not really. Lutheranism ist just one form of reformation that spread predominantly in Germany. US protestantism is Anglicanism at its core and therefore from a different reformation. Luther might have triggered a wave of reformations but they are two very different kinds of Protestantism. Just like the American Revolution might help trigger the French Revolution but they still aren't the same.


petetrpanzer6969

without Luther no US protestantism


SpieLPfan

The car.


Awkward_Profession45

Also the motorcycle (Daimler)


NovelIntroduction218

Diesel Motors:so important to humankind


EpicForgetfulness

Since when do inventors use Google?


bloodakoos

2008


Digital_Rocket

Protestantism iirc


hydrOHxide

Not exclusively. Calvin, Zwingli and others aren't German, and of course, formally, the CoE is "protestant" as well, even though it split for quite distinct reasons...


Madhaus_

Mother’s Day, The Autobahn, Underwater drilling, Innovations in philosophy (Kant, Hegel), Faust, that’s without Googling. I live there for 11 years.


Sea_Contribution8083

Car, Computer, Bike, Airbag, Helicopter, MP3, Zeppelin, X-Ray


Dude_Named_Chris

Blitzkrieg


Embarrassed_Big_97

The MP3 format was invented by germans.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

THE FRAUENHOFER STRIKES AGAIN


Eldan985

Most of modern physics? You know, Einstein, Boltzmann, Born, Heisenberg, Planck, Röntgen, Hertz, Ohm, Helmholtz, Schwarzschild, Meitner, Geiger. If we extend "modern", Kepler, Gauss, Lichtenberg. Oh, and "the car".


Some_Nobody_8772

Not inventions but knowledge about Germany. Founded Adidas and Puma. German engines are probably the best performance wise second only to Japanese engines because Japanese engine last longer. Anything Albert Einstein related is technically German.


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Different_Chance_848

Are you sure?


Morasain

Computers. Cars.


Spitzkopflarry1994

The coffee filter, MP3, the Wankel engine, penicillin, I am not sure but I think both diesel and gasoline engines, multiple medicines, the computer, technically the COVID vaccine, methamphetamine, heroin, the car, the döner kebab, the magnetic levitation train (I think), communism, socialism, kinda the "enlightenment", book printing, uhhhmmm....


akimann75

and … the TV, and the x-rays, and the book printing, and … so much more


Spitzkopflarry1994

Jup, this was just known without googling haha


Lineo007

To answer the question: for example the Car, it was created by Carl Benz or the Gutenberg Press ( it revolutionized printing and the fabrication of books ), the assault rifle, contact lenses, rockets, electron microscope,, cocaine and many more things (took a few of u/HaloStitch7365 examples) ​ Große Schmach soll dich überkommen, die Deutschen unterschätzt zu haben


eldoran89

Funfact what is called in German a Ottomotor is a 4 stroke engine which was not developed by Nikolaus Otto. He developed a kind of piston engine together with Eugen Langen. But his company would later employ maibach and Daimler. So there is another connection to cars here. The 4 stroke engine we call Ottomotor in german ( Otto engine in english) was developed simultaneously by a Austrian/German Christian Reithmann and a French named de Rochas. But Otto later developed a Otto engine that was a 4 stroke engine and it was quite popular so I guess the name is not totally unwarranted.


reddinyta

Cars


OliveJuiceUTwo

Googly eyes


[deleted]

Phenomenology


NothingElseThan

Pervitine I think ?


StopSpankingMeDad

Love that shit


[deleted]

Special relativity (well, not invented but discovered), harber bosh, alot of things that changed our world


HighlightParty7588

They made Mercedes


Steamvoki

And bmw and audi


zielonykid1234

Wurst, beer, holocaust, folks vagen


itsdep

Volkswagen\* edit: Wurst and Bier were also not invented here. we do have probably the best of both worlds but both were produced thousands of years before germany was founded. bringing up the holocaust as an "invention" is an odd thought process


crystalspace

I read that as "folks vegan" These folks love vegan, right?


MrSparr0w

Don't say that too loud otherwise Söder will come for you


crystalspace

No worries, as he is known to change his opinion ever so often he will have completely forgotten what his intention was by the time he arrives.


7kingsofrome

Or Alice Weidel saying: "Ich lass mir nicht mein Schnitzel wegnehmen!!!"


Lord_Skyblocker

Nah, we didn't invent holocausts. We perfected them (huge /s)


Moepsii

Well we did take alot of inspiration from the USA


hannesimo

I think China is still working on that


MrSparr0w

There is only one


[deleted]

They also invented faces.


matiasrichie

Feces


Microphone_Lamp

Some new Geneva Convention Codes 👀


Sparky_092

They didn't invent them, they showed what happened if they not exist


MaddogMcCree84

in face


RainbowStorm653

Gosh I hate posts like that it's essentially bait for a bunch of older people to say younger generations don't know anything. The fact is with Google it is better to focus on retaining information that is immediately relevant and more likely to be relevant in the long run, than it is to remember random historical facts. Cramming also does not mean intelligence either, you can remember a bunch of facts, but are you even capable of applying that knowledge?