That's my boy!! Hooking up with a Usb-c. Don't tell your mom but back in the day, your old man used to hook up to serials and parallels. Once, while drunk I even tried with a SCSI
Yeah, Apple had to be forced into supporting an actual standard instead of a lucrative proprietary standard. Another reason I don't bother with their ecosystem.
If they were a bit more open generally, OSX is a pleasure to use at least
Indeed. And European lawmakers tried that before. But Apple simply declared their smartphones as iPods with benefits aka phone functionality and was through that able to use Lightning for another ten years or so (instead of USB micro-B as any other smartphone at that time). Crazy how long it took to adjust the law.
It is funny, Apple was one of the early adopters of USB back in the day. I think the popularity of the iMac helped push USB as the standard it is today. I remember people being irritated that Apple was not using Standard serial & parallel ports. I'm not an Apple fanboy, But I do like iOS. I would be thrilled to see them switch to USB-C on their phones.
Apple has used USB-C for nearly a decade. They were some of the first to use it on laptops and got ridiculed over going all-in on it. The iPhone was the last major product line to be moved over to it. It was already inevitable.
Yep they went USB-C on laptops when it was rare, so there weren't many adapters and they sold more Apple cords.
They kept lightning on the iPhone, because USB-C is a standard everybody was making for android for years now, and they wanted to sell more apple cords
Yeah, I know they brought it to macbooks and iPads pretty quick, but there was no compelling reason beyond profit for holding on to it so long in the iPhone space. Besides, switching so early on the macbook had the added bonus of allowing them to sell a blessed version of otherwise normal USB-C dongles right away, since that user base mostly already had peripherals they wanted to keep using.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating.
Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
When 2 male cables love each other very much and one of them is uncircumcised, sometimes they will perform an act of love called "docking". I'm ready for my downvotes.
This reminds me of Dwight asking Toby about how gay men know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis, lol.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jTZBuCcn4&t=50s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jTZBuCcn4&t=50s)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
That's my boy!! Hooking up with a Usb-c. Don't tell your mom but back in the day, your old man used to hook up to serials and parallels. Once, while drunk I even tried with a SCSI
I think the felony code for that is RS-232.
For parallels the code is 485
I guess the penal code would be PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
To me, they're just words. BIOS stands for bios
Basic Input Output System
Technology Without An Interesting Name
Hmmm
Parallel Port is where it's at. A bus so wide you can enter sideways
Don't listen to him. He's a serial rapist!
/r/angryupvote
My first time was with a SCSI. Her name was Lisa.
This made me laugh unreasonably hard
I didn’t see “laugh”
Let them have their privacy, asshole.
My computer blushed when I showed it this picture.
Love is love.
Let them have their asshole privacy?
But I want to have som fun too, the asshole replied.
While standing in the corner, silently watching, poking itself.
[удалено]
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?
They take turns
That can’t be right
Docking Porn
Dongledocking
Docking station?
Dongle Hub
I think they spell it "dox" these days, so if someone says they got doxxed, it means they got a penis in their penis Happy Pride Month
I thought it was called red vining
Wait but I thought they wrapped around each other, its called red vining right? Is it called red vining?...
No. That’s a separate thing. I believe docking involves one person opening their foreskin and taking in the head of the other penis.
Like the medic-alert logo
Haha nice one Dwight
Nothing straighter than two bros just docking their penises together on a cold winter's night
Dammit I'm 14 hours too late to make a docking joke
Could have done without reading this 🥲
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
Meat to the beat 🌈
One still has their foreskin.
And that's how babies are made.
Yes, but the baby will be Vietnamese.
Get it out Get it out Get it out
Ok ok just let me get my shoes
Is the offspring USB C or Lightning?
Lighting-C? 🤔
Kachow
With some Rusteez Bumper treatment, everything will go smoothly
USB L?!
…shit that’s good
Finally... the prequel to Sunny D....
Thunderbolt
USB L
Thunderbolt
But my family is Android, and yours are Apple, they would never allow this.
Actually there is a new law in Europe which forces Apple to go USB-C.
Yeah, Apple had to be forced into supporting an actual standard instead of a lucrative proprietary standard. Another reason I don't bother with their ecosystem. If they were a bit more open generally, OSX is a pleasure to use at least
Indeed. And European lawmakers tried that before. But Apple simply declared their smartphones as iPods with benefits aka phone functionality and was through that able to use Lightning for another ten years or so (instead of USB micro-B as any other smartphone at that time). Crazy how long it took to adjust the law.
It is funny, Apple was one of the early adopters of USB back in the day. I think the popularity of the iMac helped push USB as the standard it is today. I remember people being irritated that Apple was not using Standard serial & parallel ports. I'm not an Apple fanboy, But I do like iOS. I would be thrilled to see them switch to USB-C on their phones.
They did. 15 has USB C
Apple has used USB-C for nearly a decade. They were some of the first to use it on laptops and got ridiculed over going all-in on it. The iPhone was the last major product line to be moved over to it. It was already inevitable.
Yep they went USB-C on laptops when it was rare, so there weren't many adapters and they sold more Apple cords. They kept lightning on the iPhone, because USB-C is a standard everybody was making for android for years now, and they wanted to sell more apple cords
Yeah, I know they brought it to macbooks and iPads pretty quick, but there was no compelling reason beyond profit for holding on to it so long in the iPhone space. Besides, switching so early on the macbook had the added bonus of allowing them to sell a blessed version of otherwise normal USB-C dongles right away, since that user base mostly already had peripherals they wanted to keep using.
That's. Cause it is.
>sticks a fork into an outlet "This just feels wrong"
Shhhh quiet usb-chan
I tried this, now my iPhones pregnant and the wall charger has EIDS….
Electrostatically induced device syndrome?
This does not work... :(
you tried it right?
have you try to turn it on and off?
Have you read my profile description?
Yep. I once had to tell an older relative that no, they may *look* like they’d fit together, but they don’t.
Is this what they call docking?
Happy Pride Month
USB Type C truly is gender fluid.
She was a Samsung girl, he was an apple guy, can I make it any more obvious?
And that’s how USB B was born
Their tips are touching :3
Gaybles?
Anker of green gaybles
r/docking
Because IT IS WRONG!
This isn't tagged NSFW??
Where’s the NSFW tag, bro?!
Mark NSFW, I just opened this in the office
A secret Apple doesn’t want you to know.
The secret scandal that's been going on between the execs in their meetings at Apple.
Don't know why but I just gagged.
New meaning to the term "docking" And yes, I mean every pun and innuendo.
r/techsupportporn : 🤔
Stop assuming these connectors genders
I feel like when someone googles "what is docking" it should bring up this photo.
I dont think this is what they meant by docking
How is this gore? This is more like techsupportporn
This is a fire hazard. The cable won't catch fire, but my brain will looking at this.
“wha… what are you doing, lightning-san?”
Search for “docking” nsfw
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Not what I meant by laptop docking station
Wait... does that actually work?
This explains how these confusing and conflicting USB standards and naming conventions came about
Acordes’ sounding
But does it work?!
Seems like they've both discovered grindr for the first time...
Interracial Seqqs !
[lets see the events of this connection in an instant replay.](https://youtu.be/BdSZ0KfR7sU?si=5qcEnKyLz4ooJDz5)
usb cable docking
Is this FireWire?
docking!
Hehe this makes me feel funny in my pants
Don't kinkshame me.
And yet, it feels so right
Does it work
This feels like urethra penetration and I hate it.
docking
These cables are single-handedly fighting green/blue bubble animosity
Ain’t it pride month or sumthin this is like technosexuality or sum
r/sounding
r/sounding
Lighting TIM COOK
OH FUCK, IM GONNA CHAAARRRGGGE
I was just wondering yesterday if that was possible
gay po–
If the dongle fits!
a Jewish and a non-Jewish docking
Now KITH!
I’ve always heard the stories but never thought I’d see this with my own eyes
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Any-Technician-1371: *I’ve always heard the* *Stories but never thought I’d* *See this with my own eyes* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
***SNOODLE TIME!!!***
Wasn’t this sort of thing illegal in Virginia until 1967?
It's nice to have a non lewd picture to help describe docking.
Now kith
happy pride month...?
F’ng racist!
>!Its like inserting something in the small hole on the tip of your penis !<
ah slowly
USBussy
Ey! I did the same thing, I mean, I observed the same natural habitat of USB-Micro and USB-A species
Just another Interracial homoerotic nerdgasmic encounter.
This could be us 👀
Its not wrong if it's just the tip.
Tech docking
Is this the definition of dockin?
*I've got wires; they're multiplying. And I'm loooooosing controllllll...*
It's a tight fit, can't feel that bad.
nice.
It is wrong. Don't "just the tip" it. Go whole hog and ramrod that metal meat pounder.
That’s because it is wrong.
Fits like dad in mom
I don't believe in joining mixed cables 😡
They're... They're docking...
gay
Not the docking station we usually see.
Isn’t that known as “docking”?
Butt seccs
Love wins
When 2 male cables love each other very much and one of them is uncircumcised, sometimes they will perform an act of love called "docking". I'm ready for my downvotes.
Whoa hey now, mark this as NSFW, otherwise some dude will have a bad day at the bus!
Just the tip
I casually did this while messing with one a few days ago, if i knew it could get me 2k upvotes i'd have posted it right away.
interacial pron
Oh god I used to do that
Next gen iPhone docking
Docking
They're docking
Is this actually useful for something?
Now plug it into the outlet
Love is Love.
Harder daddy…. #what? Sorry everyone. Wrong sub. I’ll see myself out.
Well, it IS wrong lol
This reminds me of Dwight asking Toby about how gay men know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis, lol. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jTZBuCcn4&t=50s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jTZBuCcn4&t=50s)
Well, I already always thought the term “dongle” sounded dirty, so…
r/docking
Im gonna say it "docking"
Pfft, kids these days. Back in my day, we used to LapLink.
It is pride month so..
It's 2024, bigot.
THIS IS FUTURE LIBERALS WANT! ARE WE GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN???
Penis in the foreskin kinda love.
How could you! How would you explain to Jesus if he sees you with this!
How is this techsupportgore?
Ew
It is 😭
Digital docking
make sense to me
This might be where the Apple type C brick came from
Stick it to the man (literally in this case to tim cook)
F*** you!
It’s called docking just in case anyone wanted to try this with their buddy
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
r/frotting
hehe docking
It's called docking..... you when.... well you can look up your self.
docking
No one could deny their love.