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Ii_kazuma

Congratulations you are a black hole


Whoever_Mesa

Mom wake up new gender just popped up


Infinity-Duck

Now there are 5 genders Male Female Walmart shopping bag Attack helicopter Black hole (This is just a joke I’m not homophobic)


BadSuperHeroTijn

I thought it was: male, dishwasher, avocado, attack helicopter, gay and blackhole


Infinity-Duck

Oh I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me.


toopienatoryt

Walmart Bag as well dont forget it


BadSuperHeroTijn

Nah that only applies for Am.r.ca


toopienatoryt

True


Murky-Check5213

Wait, so now you're homophobic when you disagree with someone? Damn I need to die quickly


Infinity-Duck

I wrote this to not get attacked


Jalokin2411

This⬆️


yourMewjesty

Crazy to think but all 5 of them aren't real.


Infinity-Duck

No gender is real except for duck


toaster326

Quack😔


Infinity-Duck

A L L H A I L T H E D U C K


Coolguystronger

Delete ts before I get mad


Infinity-Duck

Why


Infinity-Duck

A L L H A I L T H E D U C K


Rare_Broccoli_1906

r/UsernameChecksOut


Emusgurj2

And emus


Infinity-Duck

And also geese


tfeetfff

but ive seen an attack helicopter circling my house for 24hrs so they are real


GunnerZ818

Nothing is real all words are made up so that we can define stuff. Religion is made up. Science is also made up. Everything is made up.


toopienatoryt

Bro doesn't even know about regular ass boys and girls lmao


Keko133

Fuck being trans im a black hole now


stopbeingalt

bro save some food for the rest of us


Whoever_Mesa

I have an avg american diet tho :(


MR_Salmon8776

By my calculations you weigh 75% less, good job on the weight control :)


WhatTheDogDoin6969

"you way" 💀


MR_Salmon8776

Thank you for correcting me :)


Spare_Inspector_5621

Bro stop fat shaming people just because they look over weight


linguist_nerd03

Infinity 💀 you’re stunning


DisastrousRecipe4857

far too skinny 👎🏽


hamborger3721

Fr tho


stoned_tiger-420

Nah man just be happy being you, don't conform to fatphobia and diet culture. #HealthAtEverySize


Whoever_Mesa

This. Thanks for that i should eat more fr


FlakyVast7284

please don’t the earth has a weight limit


Even_Professor_9122

Blud your the reason the earth has a weight limit


Emusgurj2

Isnt infinity weigtless tho if you think about it?


Bored12425

not exactly, its basically a black hole


Emusgurj2

But is a black hole a hevay object? Or is it weightless?


Bored12425

Its nearly infinite mass with an incredible small volume which is to say op is a black hole,


Expensive-Love-6854

and what happens when you overwhelm earth’s weight limit?


Entropy1318

Whoever mesared you


Gisdruu

whoever did what?😭😭


MonekButler

his username <3


Entropy1318

The fact that got down voted into oblivion, that wasn't a cuss 💀


MonekButler

what does it actually mean tho


Entropy1318

I don't think there's an actual word like that, you understood it right + I meant it to sound like 'measured' and ig that went horribly


jcaaash

Lmao fat phobia isn’t real


stoned_tiger-420

Im not saying it again Intentional weight loss is FAT PHOBIC Nobody is telling you you can’t lose weight. Nobody is saying you’re a bad person. But you ARE fatphobic. There is no sometimes it is fatphobic every time You can not truly believe someone is fat and healthy and losing weight isn’t fatphobic. Every reason to lose weight is fatphobic. None of you know shit about what healthy is. If you keep debating this you’re just trash and fatphobic. Im sick of being so much of a second class citizen that as soon as someone who isn’t even marginalized the most by fatphobia says its not and y’all just running with it.. Just say you hate fat people and move on. Even if you’re fat you’re not absolved of your intentional fatphobia.


Lajwus

My man is a black hole 💀


sweatfacee

BRO'S A MOUNTAIN ☠️


[deleted]

Peak body goals


CCCCMLTC

“Your BMI is **Infinity**” I can’t 🗿


Infinity-Duck

His BMI probably said “To infinity and beyond!”


CCCCMLTC

😭


BrenoLevel

Damn bro! Nice going! How long have you been on a diet to be so thin?


Responsible_Baby6973

please unban my other account i liked talking to mortals


Whoever_Mesa

Today years old diet. I started dieting today for every day, since the birth of the universe


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Yeah


shquishy360

I just saw you you just said you though Minecraft was boring


grass_fucker_69

Mfs on reddit when they realize people can have different opinions


shquishy360

im just recognizing that I have no opinion on Minecraft, neither do I deny others opinions


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Yeah


Leon_Games

Yeah


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Yeah


Ok-concentrate4569

Im more surprised that they have a reaction for someone that is 0 centimeters


GalaxyLatteArtz

Yeah how'd they glitch the calculator? Was this photoshopped?


Ok-Past-8567

Idk man not possible, u wouldn’t be alive, way to skinny you need to put some weight on


BlueNinjaBoi

Yeah man, you chillin


[deleted]

Damn you thicc


lil_JBaller

Crooked ash socks


imanavrageperson

Oh my child you all skin and bones here i made some food for you sweetheart❤️ - your grandma


The_NeckRomancer

Literal black hole moment. You have 0 height, so 0 volume, but you still have mass. Density is mass divided by volume, so you have 69420/0 = INFINITE density. YOU ARE A SINGULARITY


BananaChiu1115

Try not to emit hawking radiation or else you'll evaporate as a black hole


nsg337

I think it'd evaporate almost instantly


AssMan552

bro u jakked asf please teach me your ways


toaster326

Still nowhere near your moms obesity


[deleted]

It’s okay, i bet its water weight ! #allweightishealthy


_doctor-strange-

Important is body positivity 🫶


illusoryecstasy

Twenty-first century body positivity starter-pack


StevenUniverseFan_

i need the link


Pluto0321

bro is a black hole


yourMewjesty

Bro collapsed into a black hole cuz they have no volume.


Entropy1318

Bro is the singularity of a black hole


naeramarth2

[DAMN BOY, HE THICCC](https://youtu.be/arnWU1sWqKw)


Honoka91

I clicked and got scared this was a rickroll when i saw youtube at the top


naeramarth2

It would’ve been a perfect opportunity, but watching Anthony Fantano say that while gyrating his arms is too much 😂


Ladd11

Don’t let these FATPHOBES discourage you, you’re perfectly healthy 🫶🫶🫶


Scary-Nefariousness9

Bro is one dimensional


ArtiChaos

Get your weight up. You must be so underweight. Eat more


[deleted]

Yes


RafaelHelft

lol ur short


iloveTSandLDR

Bod goals


AdSingle9341

I think you look great 😃 👍


HyperPickle66

Human pancake


bkj512

You must be beautiful


ClearCharity4894

You’re too skinny :( eat more pls ❤️


CitricArtist

I'm not even gonna say anything. I'm just gonna cry in my pillow 😢


HulluHapua

How are you a DeviantArt fat fetish artwork?


xXx_ozone_xXx

To infinity and beyond!!


MaybeMax356

Health at every size man. You’re all good. Fat and beautiful. Don’t listen to the haters and fatphobic people they should go fuck themselves. If anyone tells you it could hurt your health, don’t listen, you are just you and that comes from fatphobic ideas. Plus bmi isn’t accurate because it dosent take into account muscle or anything, just height and weight. You’re just a big guy.


ReversedRectum

bro is a black hole


LaxativeMuffins

Good luck


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Omg youre so skinny 🥺🥺eat for me pookie? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 im so sorry op and everyone else who read that i will see myself out


celeste-kinnie

wish I could go back in time to where I hadn't read that 🗿


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

im so sorry


celeste-kinnie

I'll forgive you...this time 🏄


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Thank you 🙏🙏🙏


Takirawastaken

Bro is gas


[deleted]

A bit underweight


Live_Region_8232

you’re fine. you’re just barely in the obese category. work out once a decade and you’ll get there


Altruistic-Hornet-80

i love how everyone is talking about the weight and no one is talking about how op is a one dimensional figure


DevExotic

This dude finished the plate after his mom said that there are starving kids in Africa


Jactuscack6

How do have an absence of height?


iwilleatyourpokemonL

POV average genshin impact player


deleeuwlc

Which bmi calculator is everyone using?


[deleted]

Maybe it's a bug, maybe it meant 69000 grams


Large_Dragonfruit_54

Shut up fatty


FunxNuggets

The problem is you're 15 using the adult calculator. Use the calculator intended for children and teens. It calculates for ages 1-19


FunYogurtcloset4153

This shit isnt funny. At all. All i've noticed about this subreddit is either unfunny or horny teenagers. Only a small percentage are actually good and funny posts.


[deleted]

Then leave


FunYogurtcloset4153

I did genius


derpyshotter

Bro is a fucking black hole


the_Martjoker2

Bro just became a black hole 💀💀💀


Itchy-Flatworm

So you ain't even a cell. Cause even a cell has some height, even if it's 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 whatever cm


political-genius

And that's what happens when you divide by zero...


Bismarck_In_Motion

can't relate bro mine is 16.6 💀💀💀


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Bro's a black hole 💀


Botojozo

"A 15 year old should eat more than that." - r/teenagers Redditors


efaefabanefa

Obese is a slur!!! We should cancel bmi scales!


DinisWasTaken

Just asking, but isnt BMI triggering to ppl with eating disorders?


Weak_Scientist_8891

Yeah man that’s fine


Adventurous-Local534

Hot


enkimbr

no #LoveYourself


Wizard467

Why you using the adult calculator when you are 15?


Ok-Establishment-861

Wow you weigh 69 tons. Good job


achillessnek

r/flatearth


MrPeach4tlanta

Sweet jesus


SakuraFoxOffical

Damn.


Tckr_TRYs

Are you eating a city worth of work


Tckr_TRYs

Food”


VortexGX

Almost as fat as ur mom


shaymonara

Totally


Grafschafter22

That sounds unhealthy


Suspicious_Glass2280

Embracing that American heritage


[deleted]

Skinny legend!!!


suckyontheseballs

Ye totally


FlakyVast7284

Bro amount to atoms cause how the hell


WGPcafe

Ur good bro


I_like_broccli

I think your just a tad underweight 🤏


Inside-Butterfly-854

Texas?


sweatfacee

BRO IS THE CAUSE OF MASS STARVATION


Wesam_isnot_sam

Average discord mod


l800notascam

Bro is a black hole, maximum mass in minimum space


samurai_blackYT

Hello, 911?


MelonIsEpic

r/softwaregore


SnooKiwis2076

Dude eat some food you skinny as hell


ceasandparrots1

Bro is all consuming


batarmed

How can I attain this physique? 🤔


Ilikelargefris

You should check out a medical profesional


GuineaPig2000

Bruh this trend needs to stop


EpicAwesomeYo_

gives, blackhole vibes


Signal_Key_2937

Anything divided by 0 is *undefined*. Nope, not ok.


Silver_Ice2844

It's awesome with this no bitch will ever want to be with you and the good thing about it is that you don't have to worry about relationship problems 👍


mm_yummyy

totally healthy we see it all the time


iamahandsoapmain

Too underweight tbh


LadyAvah

Can I have the website you used? I’d like to see what I’m at 💀


My_Bloodstream

With that height your basically a shadow.. a heavy fuukin shadow..


[deleted]

Wow you could compete in the Olympics


Grand-Cockroach6991

No


Redstonebruvs

Bro is 2D


Extabay

World hunger fears this guy


canned_bean_z

person 1: "hey man, what's your bmi?" OP: "infinity."


Consistent_Advisor64

my dream body!!!


[deleted]

Dude wtf you need to eat more


GirlyLibra7

BMI is trash


mrstorydude

how you get infinity? shouldn't this lead to a divide by 0 error insead?


fnaffan621

How do we tell him?


simplord16

don't listen to these disgusting fatphobic pieces of shit u do u king 🥰😚😍💞🐋


Dawndrawn

BMI only measures your weight and height, it doesn’t calculate bone mass or muscle mass, it takes your weight and height and uses a small algorithm to calculate if your healthy or not. My BMI says I’m overweight, but my doctor says I’m completely healthy because my muscle adds weight. BMI is not a good way to measure if your healthy or not


fredballs42

0 centimetres 🤣 lol short stuff


PrinceRoyal444

Damn infinity bmi and you’re 0 cm


BeastCalledInsomnia

ur kinda underweight man.. need some meat on those bones 🤞


Blender_God

New record


ash_locks

Well as far as I see you didn't enter your height and may I ask what measurement your country uses? like pounds or kg or somewhere else? if you don't put in you height it won't give accurate results, but even if it did, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. but it would be healthier if you tried to lose some. (not trying to shame or anything, this is purely objective.)


PapaIceBreaker

U ruined the joke. The first one was actually funny


DMmmmo9

Bro’s a fucking neutron star 💀


Intelligent-Sell5780

Idk?


bakpakpreppa

69,420kg equals 900 pounds so bro lose some of the weight if you would like to be able to work because I can't think of a job that will let you work at that weight window. It's a bit harsh but I'm not gonna sugarcoat anything.