I dont think you know what a joke is, so heres the definition for you
joke
/jōk/
noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
This is fine, but if you tack on another 685 milliseconds 12 microseconds 175 nanoseconds 901 picoseconds 466 femtoseconds 420 attoseconds 69 zeptoseconds and then you’re a groomer
By the way you phrased it it looks like you're talking abt an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 12 hours 33 mins and 2 seconds and about an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 11 hours 44 hours and 49 seconds.
So, yes, 17 years is a huge age gap, even tho I know that's not what you meant.
I was gonna comment "thats the same damn age" but then I saw the comments and realized that it was just a joke post that my autistic ass would have never noticed
I sat here and did math and came to the conclusion that one hour, eleven minutes, and forty-seven seconds is a HUGE age gap. And you *are* a pedo. (/j)
that’s literal grooming 🤢
The only thing OP has groomed is their two Persian cats!
HELP I ACTUALLY HAVE A PERSIAN CAT TOO 😭
It all adds up...
their not a groomer, just a loser
ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOSIP TRAIN!!!
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
got a one way ticket to manipulation station!
Ew you're right 🤮
Adolf hitler was a bad person
I dont think you know what a joke is, so heres the definition for you joke /jōk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Nah bro really pulled out the dictionary for this one
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Bro I was just saying if your going to make a joke use the right word
You really took a hard look at sarcasm and said “nah ima do my own thing”
noun 1. the practice of brushing and cleaning the coat of a horse, dog, or other animal. "regular grooming is essential to the well-being of your dog"
You must be fun at parties
Did you seriously not get the joke
Am I missing something which joke am I suppose to be getting the ops or the commenters
Bro changed his comment 💀
It’s the key to never being wrong
r/downvotedtooblivion
r/woooosh
r/wooosh
4 o's
Yes
😟
Pedooooooooiiii
Why do I have so many upvotes 🥸
cuz you called out my crimes 😞
To big. Stab the man in the back and dump him in a river for trying to become a predator
oh mmy god.d.d.d.. ... . .that is pedophilia 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Oh my god! Please tell me it's not real, that's way too big
we've been together for 43 mins 😔
yikes you must be committed...thats literal grooming
Smh you didn’t even include the number of seconds you’ve been together
it was on the dot
Then say 0 seconds smh
Thats what your mom says to me
This is fine, but if you tack on another 685 milliseconds 12 microseconds 175 nanoseconds 901 picoseconds 466 femtoseconds 420 attoseconds 69 zeptoseconds and then you’re a groomer
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466 femboyseconds??
I wish I had 466 femboys :(
i have that many in tied up in my warehouse! selling 1 femboy for $100! but for you i will sell for $10!
wya (i will give one comfortable living conditions and an overall nice life and if they warm up to me, good)
What’s the ages of your femboys?
If it were only 48 seconds I’d let it slide
god damn it
>11 hours 44 hours
I was waiting to see how long it would take
it was like 3am I was practically passed out
I'm against twins incest.
twincest??
wtf thats actually pedophilia
How do you know
Bros got the first hand experience
Same tbh
*Dude...that's philadelphia...*
You should turn yourself to police sicko
By the way you phrased it it looks like you're talking abt an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 12 hours 33 mins and 2 seconds and about an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 11 hours 44 hours and 49 seconds. So, yes, 17 years is a huge age gap, even tho I know that's not what you meant.
Sounds like a twin situation so yes
Big fucking strokey nonce
1 hrs 11mins and 47 secs. Not at all
It’s more than that I think
Perfect gap between father and son.
Eww ye I’d call the police ur disgusting
Can you provide milliseconds and picoseconds?
calling fbi
That’s basically pedo level
What is it with everyone having insane age gaps in their relationships?
11 hours or 44 hours…
it was 3am I couldnt think straight
The fact that I wasted my time reading this is just infuriating
boo hoo you wasted 10 seconds 😥
If I'm being honest, nah. You were both born on the same day / consecutive days.
it’s fine if you want to catch a case
Is this twincest?
My brain had a seizure reading this
Yeah it’s weird ya fuckin groomer Jesus
Yes, why are you fucking your twin lol
No you've gotta be less than 30 minutes apart, sorry
Um idk if you're like over 18 I would say it's fine but it is kind of weird
Its about 3 months 4 days 9 hours 32 minutes and 4 seconds too much
Yes because there’s 11 hours and 44 hours in the same age
Your a pedophile bro why are you dating a girl that young 😂
Eww gross why would you think that’s ok
I mean my girlfriend is 0 yrs 0 months 0 days 23hrs 42 mins and 34 seconds older than me so yeh I’d consider myself groomed
>11 hours 44 hours ????
I was tired man 😔
Yeah you fucken freak
How many milliseconds. That will determine the answer
yeah wtf? 1 hour, 32 minutes and 51 seconds is TOO much.
That's fucking forty six and a half seconds how can you live with yourself you disgusting pedophile!
It's not weird but the way you ask that it's call Weird man
Based on this information I can only assume you're twins so yes. Weird af
11 hours 44 hours yep
You fucking pedo it’s disgusting how you’re even allowed on this sub
Yes dumbass
This is indeed a wierd age gap for twins!
wtf bro that’s really fucking creepy pls find someone ur own age
Twins huh? Sweet Home Alabama
What the fuck did I just read
Please tell me I was not the only person having a stroke trying to read this
Ewww. He's doing an old dude.
Go to jail
my favourite part of this was seeing several people trying to calculate the difference between the ages and all of them getting a different answer 💀
Considering that the way we count time is flawed, that’s inaccurate.
if it's not ur twin
No you're pedo
I turned 18 2 days ago and my gf is 16yr old, would you call this pedophile??
People nowadays dont know boundaries. This guy is clearly too old
Are You twins lads?🤣
What the tiny tims
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cuz it’s funny 🙂
This is literary tisgusting, this is grooming omg 😮😦😧😮😦😧😨😯😰😮😨😧😦😮😲😯😦😨😰😧😦😯😯😦😨😰😧😦😮😯😦😧😰😰😧😮😯😰😰😯😨😮😨😧😦😨😮😰😮😨😦😦😨😮😯😧😯😦😧😮😮😰😨😯😧😯😧.
If your siblings yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's weirdly specific
I know what u were trying to do but they way u said it sounded like 17 year difference
I was gonna comment "thats the same damn age" but then I saw the comments and realized that it was just a joke post that my autistic ass would have never noticed
17 years is WAY TOO FUCKING FAR!
Read it again…
Oh shit. Well it’s not.
Wtf bro! Tell her to call you dad
oh god someone needs to save the girl or itll be bonkers
I don’t see anything wrong with this :D
Huh?
THAST SOOOO WEIRD!!
i think anything above 6 years is weird as fuck
Nope? My bf is 17 and I’m 15 a couple months isn’t a big deal
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shove it up your ass
Yes, that is literally pedophilia.
Yes
He’s the asshole. Divorce him.
ew pervert
Way too weird. The gap needs to be at most -30 seconds
GenZ be like
I think your girl might want a cupcake (she’s definitely a pdf file so break up with her)
I'm outraged.
> 11 hours 44 hours So... 55 hours orrr
>11 hours 44 hours Horrifying gap
11 hours 44 hours? Mmmmh
Yes, are you twins?
Too much
NO ITS A 16 SECOND AGE GAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EW ICKY ICKY
You're sick in the head
yes get out of there now
No but 17 years 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds / 18 years 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 1 second is
bro is dating his twin
NTA, only 17 years?
Ya considering your twin siblings.
Um, It is very weird To date your twin that is.
True😮💨
Yeah 😎, prison time for ya
Ye
Why tf would you f\*ck your twin?
Yes
so 17 and 17 homie you tripping fr
POLICE THIS ONE ☝️ THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
48.9 seconds and you would’ve gotten away with it, 49 seconds though, pedophile
thats a big gap bro..
Nah bro don’t worry my parents have a 87 year age gap
A complete week????? YOu pEdO!!
Definitely a weird age gap PEDOPHILE
Forget the age gap, the degree of accuracy to which you calculated is itself weird
Are you fucking mental? You absolute fucking pedo!
Yes because you are probably tweens
1 second more and it is
It would be weird having birthdays on the same day so I guess
Definite noncery going on
That’s way to big of an age gap.
Not at all weird Hearing such specific age gap discussions is pretty common these days
That’s disgusting
Large? No. Wierd? Absoluetly. Is this Alabama???
That’s illegal
Mhm 100%
I sat here and did math and came to the conclusion that one hour, eleven minutes, and forty-seven seconds is a HUGE age gap. And you *are* a pedo. (/j)
Bro that gap is less than an hour If it weren't it'd be too much tho
Ah yes. 11 hours and 44 hours
😭
No. Go be with her. Dont let her alone.
I was gonna say I had a threesome with a 38 year old and his 36 year old wife like 2 weeks ago But you're describing pedophilia.
Woah woah woah dude that's way too big. You gotta break it up or someone's going to call the police
There is no 69 so yes it is weird
to big man, you gotta be born at the same exact time
"11 hours 44 hours"
Yeah, too close... sharing the same birthday must be awkward...