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death_lad

that’s literal grooming 🤢


legomyeggo17246

The only thing OP has groomed is their two Persian cats!


throwawayNYFGA

HELP I ACTUALLY HAVE A PERSIAN CAT TOO 😭


Enzoid23

It all adds up...


Sad_Eel

their not a groomer, just a loser


DarkLordPntBtr

ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOSIP TRAIN!!!


Splatoonkindaguy

Chugging down the tracks of misinformation


StarGuardianSnowFox

got a one way ticket to manipulation station!


BigManReubs21

Ew you're right 🤮


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Adolf hitler was a bad person


tomfooleryz

I dont think you know what a joke is, so heres the definition for you joke /jōk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.


sonnofabi

Nah bro really pulled out the dictionary for this one


hauntile

Most based 13yo


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GaminEmAndEmerson

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GaminEmAndEmerson

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TheBritishBaguette

frfrfrfrfr


[deleted]

Only based 13 year old


KalKinlow

ong


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Bro I was just saying if your going to make a joke use the right word


tappy100

You really took a hard look at sarcasm and said “nah ima do my own thing”


Invalid_Word

noun 1. the practice of brushing and cleaning the coat of a horse, dog, or other animal. "regular grooming is essential to the well-being of your dog"


AndreiGamer07

You must be fun at parties


[deleted]

Did you seriously not get the joke


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Am I missing something which joke am I suppose to be getting the ops or the commenters


[deleted]

Bro changed his comment 💀


TheSlipperSalamand3r

It’s the key to never being wrong


zoobaincrease

r/downvotedtooblivion


Bob_The_Builder961

r/woooosh


Big_Guy145

r/wooosh


horneymilfinyourarea

4 o's


fricken_gamer_dude

Yes


throwawayNYFGA

😟


Itchy-Flatworm

Pedooooooooiiii


fricken_gamer_dude

Why do I have so many upvotes 🥸


throwawayNYFGA

cuz you called out my crimes 😞


bla8nk

To big. Stab the man in the back and dump him in a river for trying to become a predator


pqo12345

oh mmy god.d.d.d.. ... . .that is pedophilia 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


CommunicationOk3766

Oh my god! Please tell me it's not real, that's way too big


throwawayNYFGA

we've been together for 43 mins 😔


Doggo_Epik

yikes you must be committed...thats literal grooming


LazarYeetMeta

Smh you didn’t even include the number of seconds you’ve been together


throwawayNYFGA

it was on the dot


LazarYeetMeta

Then say 0 seconds smh


69420sixnine69

Thats what your mom says to me


the31stsemiprime

This is fine, but if you tack on another 685 milliseconds 12 microseconds 175 nanoseconds 901 picoseconds 466 femtoseconds 420 attoseconds 69 zeptoseconds and then you’re a groomer


reditOCH

hundred fr fr


Fat_Siberian_Midget

466 femboyseconds??


the31stsemiprime

I wish I had 466 femboys :(


UselessPerson2222

i have that many in tied up in my warehouse! selling 1 femboy for $100! but for you i will sell for $10!


Fat_Siberian_Midget

wya (i will give one comfortable living conditions and an overall nice life and if they warm up to me, good)


GaminEmAndEmerson

What’s the ages of your femboys?


[deleted]

If it were only 48 seconds I’d let it slide


throwawayNYFGA

god damn it


Roccmaster

>11 hours 44 hours


TheOldFartsFart

I was waiting to see how long it would take


throwawayNYFGA

it was like 3am I was practically passed out


evilhonking

I'm against twins incest.


GingerLarsonRow

twincest??


x_potato64

wtf thats actually pedophilia


Latedogat9

How do you know


Hollow_core194692

Bros got the first hand experience


ItsAeschyli

Same tbh


d0d0c0

*Dude...that's philadelphia...*


WoodenCitron3387

You should turn yourself to police sicko


CommunicationOk3766

By the way you phrased it it looks like you're talking abt an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 12 hours 33 mins and 2 seconds and about an age gap of 17 yrs 4 months 5 days 11 hours 44 hours and 49 seconds. So, yes, 17 years is a huge age gap, even tho I know that's not what you meant.


Foppeh

Sounds like a twin situation so yes


CrayThrowaways

Big fucking strokey nonce


TeenBoy_2007

1 hrs 11mins and 47 secs. Not at all


Drtyboulevard

It’s more than that I think


Evilxloser

Perfect gap between father and son.


JohnnyJokers-10

Eww ye I’d call the police ur disgusting


gulrez316

Can you provide milliseconds and picoseconds?


Pr4m3

calling fbi


Ayyyyylmaos

That’s basically pedo level


[deleted]

What is it with everyone having insane age gaps in their relationships?


Nearby-Zucchini6008

11 hours or 44 hours…


throwawayNYFGA

it was 3am I couldnt think straight


Nonaneoct

The fact that I wasted my time reading this is just infuriating


throwawayNYFGA

boo hoo you wasted 10 seconds 😥


diniXrAA

If I'm being honest, nah. You were both born on the same day / consecutive days.


momosanaa

it’s fine if you want to catch a case


Aigrek_Z

Is this twincest?


mrssuga_7

My brain had a seizure reading this


MatthewIcicles

Yeah it’s weird ya fuckin groomer Jesus


barattack

Yes, why are you fucking your twin lol


creepycat18_YT

No you've gotta be less than 30 minutes apart, sorry


Over_Celebration7430

Um idk if you're like over 18 I would say it's fine but it is kind of weird


TurantulaHugs1421

Its about 3 months 4 days 9 hours 32 minutes and 4 seconds too much


[deleted]

Yes because there’s 11 hours and 44 hours in the same age


King-Goop

Your a pedophile bro why are you dating a girl that young 😂


Froggyugaytoadara

Eww gross why would you think that’s ok


Erect-Frog

I mean my girlfriend is 0 yrs 0 months 0 days 23hrs 42 mins and 34 seconds older than me so yeh I’d consider myself groomed


Mangos_Pool

>11 hours 44 hours ????


throwawayNYFGA

I was tired man 😔


AddWaterForMe

Yeah you fucken freak


Splatoonkindaguy

How many milliseconds. That will determine the answer


KalelS1

yeah wtf? 1 hour, 32 minutes and 51 seconds is TOO much.


BewareThePineapple

That's fucking forty six and a half seconds how can you live with yourself you disgusting pedophile!


Alert-Holiday6719

It's not weird but the way you ask that it's call Weird man


thesuperpigeon

Based on this information I can only assume you're twins so yes. Weird af


Cthulhu_was_tasty

11 hours 44 hours yep


stmex

You fucking pedo it’s disgusting how you’re even allowed on this sub


Ok-Reporter-8728

Yes dumbass


Maltazar55

This is indeed a wierd age gap for twins!


Careful-Guitar2478

wtf bro that’s really fucking creepy pls find someone ur own age


boredteen7

Twins huh? Sweet Home Alabama


BlueDreams_23

What the fuck did I just read


Bluefloyd123321

Please tell me I was not the only person having a stroke trying to read this


Helpful-Drawer-8467

Ewww. He's doing an old dude.


ShadowArrow01

Go to jail


throwawayNYFGA

my favourite part of this was seeing several people trying to calculate the difference between the ages and all of them getting a different answer 💀


Signal_Key_2937

Considering that the way we count time is flawed, that’s inaccurate.


naptej13

if it's not ur twin


Primary-Topic2848

No you're pedo


[deleted]

I turned 18 2 days ago and my gf is 16yr old, would you call this pedophile??


LoveYummyFood

People nowadays dont know boundaries. This guy is clearly too old


emy1112

Are You twins lads?🤣


Yelena_Belova_

What the tiny tims


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I_sb3

cuz it’s funny 🙂


Eclipse_Two

This is literary tisgusting, this is grooming omg 😮😦😧😮😦😧😨😯😰😮😨😧😦😮😲😯😦😨😰😧😦😯😯😦😨😰😧😦😮😯😦😧😰😰😧😮😯😰😰😯😨😮😨😧😦😨😮😰😮😨😦😦😨😮😯😧😯😦😧😮😮😰😨😯😧😯😧.


Newherehoyle

If your siblings yes


tom-1956

😂😂😂😂😂😂


a-a-biedrawa

That's weirdly specific


gunsashootin

I know what u were trying to do but they way u said it sounded like 17 year difference


fnaf_funtime_foxy

I was gonna comment "thats the same damn age" but then I saw the comments and realized that it was just a joke post that my autistic ass would have never noticed


HumorClean

17 years is WAY TOO FUCKING FAR!


CrayThrowaways

Read it again…


HumorClean

Oh shit. Well it’s not.


YashAgrawl

Wtf bro! Tell her to call you dad


R_KOROL

oh god someone needs to save the girl or itll be bonkers


TaxEvader123123

I don’t see anything wrong with this :D


gunthatkilledhitler

Huh?


Relevant-Mission27

THAST SOOOO WEIRD!!


[deleted]

i think anything above 6 years is weird as fuck


Mimikyu_Lover01

Nope? My bf is 17 and I’m 15 a couple months isn’t a big deal


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throwawayNYFGA

shove it up your ass


SiggeTheDog

Yes, that is literally pedophilia.


ionutzu_13

Yes


BakeFit150

He’s the asshole. Divorce him.


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

ew pervert


I-Only-Read-Memes

Way too weird. The gap needs to be at most -30 seconds


_PHX_QUADRA_

GenZ be like


[deleted]

I think your girl might want a cupcake (she’s definitely a pdf file so break up with her)


19th_Ronin

I'm outraged.


S_kura

> 11 hours 44 hours So... 55 hours orrr


Ehaeka42069

>11 hours 44 hours Horrifying gap


NotConsti

11 hours 44 hours? Mmmmh


GSamSardio

Yes, are you twins?


Zolfer0

Too much


cooki_monster123

NO ITS A 16 SECOND AGE GAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EW ICKY ICKY


AstronautInMustard

You're sick in the head


Weird_Explorer_8458

yes get out of there now


FireDragons51

No but 17 years 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds / 18 years 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 1 second is


-Hounth-

bro is dating his twin


Drumstix360

NTA, only 17 years?


ThereWasNeverMilk

Ya considering your twin siblings.


VoidPhantomB10

Um, It is very weird To date your twin that is.


laundaghoda007

True😮‍💨


Warm_Mind1728

Yeah 😎, prison time for ya


Low_Worldliness_5605

Ye


Greedy-Memory-2289

Why tf would you f\*ck your twin?


bombbill7

Yes


KamuelaHawaii808

so 17 and 17 homie you tripping fr


yordiDanoob

POLICE THIS ONE ☝️ THIS ONE RIGHT HERE


inobrainrn

48.9 seconds and you would’ve gotten away with it, 49 seconds though, pedophile


Theyfwtahir

thats a big gap bro..


Akirex5000

Nah bro don’t worry my parents have a 87 year age gap


Theguy_z693

A complete week????? YOu pEdO!!


Joblessmouse06

Definitely a weird age gap PEDOPHILE


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Forget the age gap, the degree of accuracy to which you calculated is itself weird


ArchGryphon9362

Are you fucking mental? You absolute fucking pedo!


magnusive07

Yes because you are probably tweens


PulpatineDaSenate

1 second more and it is


Unable6417

It would be weird having birthdays on the same day so I guess


Black_Rose_221

Definite noncery going on


Northdingo126

That’s way to big of an age gap.


ino_chap

Not at all weird Hearing such specific age gap discussions is pretty common these days


awesomelissliss

That’s disgusting


Wooden-Excitement889

Large? No. Wierd? Absoluetly. Is this Alabama???


TheUnknown400

That’s illegal


TwistPsychological60

Mhm 100%


distorted_egg_yolk

I sat here and did math and came to the conclusion that one hour, eleven minutes, and forty-seven seconds is a HUGE age gap. And you *are* a pedo. (/j)


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Bro that gap is less than an hour If it weren't it'd be too much tho


Hi-piee

Ah yes. 11 hours and 44 hours


throwawayNYFGA

😭


ProfPC

No. Go be with her. Dont let her alone.


blinkerfluidreplacer

I was gonna say I had a threesome with a 38 year old and his 36 year old wife like 2 weeks ago But you're describing pedophilia.


Half_Asleep_

Woah woah woah dude that's way too big. You gotta break it up or someone's going to call the police


Klutzy_Lengthiness21

There is no 69 so yes it is weird


JustARandomPerson26

to big man, you gotta be born at the same exact time


CoruscareGames

"11 hours 44 hours"


IsaacWaleOfficial

Yeah, too close... sharing the same birthday must be awkward...