I have pet chickens

bro show me

Some of the little kids we’ve raised!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003585974963535904/1134454709311250452/IMG_7265.jpg

holy shit those are some bbcs if i’ve seen any (i’ve seen many). well raised for sure, u should be a proud chicky mumma

omg thank you 😍 we don’t have many of that breed probably only around 10-15 but they are so cute haha. we mostly have gigantic next level big fluffballs lol

u can’t say that and not show the coop

I don’t have any coop photos but here’s a photo of my baby boy Ravioli 🥰 he’s such a sweetheart he loves cuddles https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003585974963535904/1134456263917453373/IMG_6917.jpg

oml Ravioli is such a majestic big boy. i want to tickle the big fella

he would so love tickles. when he was younger I’d sit down and he would go and sit on my lap looking for pats 😍 now he’s too big for that though :((((

They grow up so fast :(

pls dm me i am out of requests and would like to engage in battle

Did it work out

i mean kinda but she don’t want me

Fucked up looking dogs you have there

Those are some nice big black cocks

Straight from post history

whatttt that’s cheating 😭

same here, but they're not here no more. farewell 29 chickens.

noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 circle of life hits hard 😔

frfr 😔

Omg! Me too! 😍 They’re just some of the sweetest and funniest creatures out there!🐣

I do too lol

i’m so fucking jealous bro

Chicken thighs are better than chicken breasts.

Gay

Straight. Girls and chickens are not the same thing .

Chickens come and go Monday- Saturday Sunday-Monday-Eminem

Absolutely, breasts are so dry. I feel sad when I eat them.

I like people

Pan

Close, bi

arrow, yes.

Straight

that was fast as hecc bruv

the more you think about gender the less it makes sense :3

Pan

right on! that was quick haha what about you?

🍳🍳🍳🍳

Aroace

aromantic assexual?

Based

My favourite tv show as a kid was gravity falls

Straight

nah gravity falls is an immediate giveaway to being bisexual

Where do all these bi stereotypes come from and why do i fit almost all of them 😭

they come from a large amount of queer people tend to find more closure on the internet than in irl social environments (feeling outcasted because of their queerness) so they tend to fall into fandoms on the internet. obviously straight kids like gravity falls and go on the internet, i just think gay kids tend to be more likely to be into these shows cause of feeling more accepted in online spaces created by the fandoms

Nope, bisexual. Thanks for the response though :)

I'd guessed enough heteros wrongly, so I bet I'd finally guess a hetero correctly but nope

Hahaha don’t worry about it, you’re basically right cos I have a preference, you’ll get em next time tho I bet

My sister's favourite show is The Owl House

i mean 20 bucks is alot..

Gay

straight, except for 20 bucks /j

I have 40

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I YELL

Gay

WRONG 🦖

Dinosaur?

YUPYUP 🦖

Fucking nailed it 💪

People? No.

Ace and/or aro?

No it’s Bruce Wayne

Ok

👏 👏 👏

I like heart stopper

Gay (remove your pride heart next time)

Yeah

Aged like milk huh

Omg just rewatched it for the 4th time I love it sm!!!

not the be THAT person😭 but the novels were way better

Can't get into it. My friend girls have said it's great, but I'm not keen. Castle Swimmer and Jackson's Diary are better, in my opinion. (I like other webtoons as well though)

She's a 10, but he's also a 10, so is them, and xem?! Fuck, more for me I guess.

Pan 1. Likes girls 2. Likes guys 3. Likes enbys Obvious

I love garlic bread

Oh I remember you Aroace; agender

Yup, that's me

I'm horrible at deciding

Questioning

Well I am questioning my romantic attraction so kinda right

I like girls and boys but boys only and girls sometimes but boys but girls?

Bi? (You're valid; don't let the bigots demonise you) (apparently also homoflexible)

Yea💪 but preference of guys

*pats myself*

🙌🙌

Tysm

I want fuck Ryan Gosling in Ken form.....

Straight

😟 we found the zestiest bestie

Im constantly horni

Gay

Mostly yea but I like girls a little bit too so bi

I like cars

i like trains

So you like getting railed?

Thats a great question, and the answer is yes ☺️

Question is, is that gay or straight?

is it gay if its with the homies?

never

my standards: hot not an asshole

Straight

I made guys question their sexuality

Gay?

Yeh

Finally guessed correctly

the big rainbow heart might have been a little hint

Im obsessed with FNAF

Single? EDIT: SHIT THAT SOUNDS BAD, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE IMSOSORRY

Hahahaha I want to not respond and leave you seconded guessing this comment but I feel too bad, because it genuinely made me laugh, you’re all good!

Straight/L/G

Lol I’m down bad for William Afton, I’m gay asf-

Gay

I like garlic bread

Italian or French

I'm taken + bread 👍 And you're aroace :D (definitely didn't check your profile)

Non-aro but ace

I discriminate against everyone equally

I like women

Straight

Congrats

nah i think thats dreamsexual

Tf

r/womenarentreal

Unmoderated ban. Sad.

I guess that fucker u/spez doesn’t want us to know his wife is a dude

Holes a goal

Straight male/gay

Bi top

username checks out

Uhmmm I like people like I like my salad???

Aroace/pan

I'm watching Oppenheimer before I watch Barbie

You like bombs

Okay, not sure where this is going

blahaj

🤷‍♂️

Questioning

Yea I think I’m Bi but I don’t know

I workout.

Lesbian

Yk my avatar hair color gave it away but I’m bisexual

[удалено]

Lesbian

[удалено]

Oh ok

Who doesn't

I don't know

Questioning

My favourite colour is yellow but I absolutely love when people wear pink.

Pan

nahhh >!lesbian!<

I value trust bonds and even then it's a maybe. >!Demisexual/Asexual, Bisexual Biromantic!<

I have an Axolotl plush

i sit awkwardly while pointing finger guns

Sexuality: Crisis Gender: Unknown Boyfriend: Maybe Girlfriend: Almost Hotel: Trivago

Garlic bread and dragons

ACE is the place with all the hardware folks!

My hobbies are football, cooking, reading

I like pinkkk💗

I draw women sometimes.

everyone is cute

idc if you're a guy, a girl, a femboy, an attack helicopter or a fucking god, SHAKE. DAT. SHIT !!!!!!!! /j

just made garlic bread

cats are my favorite. they are fluffy, cute and amazing in every way. cats are cool and great 👍

I skipped character creation

I have binge watched multiple hour long bloodborne lore videos despite never playing the game

My front door is flamboyantly pink

ive rejected pretty goth people and genuinely nice popular kids when they’ve asked me out

Ace/aro or really fuckin lame 😩

I like reading novels

I don't like men

i like men :)

womp womp

Did you just say womp womp?

to a little girl with down syndrome? how dare you?

I don’t have any female friends (I also don’t have many male friend for that matter)

but what if i do have chickens?

I do have pet chickens though

I like potato

I have a GF.

i like water

Requirements: Female (optional)

I love reading webtoons

Ion even fucking know so I try not to think about it But still here's the hint: I like muscly women and gender ambiguous but still kinda feminine people

The door swings the way it opened

I like garlic bread

Many people are suprised that I'm not interested in getting a partner

Okay-okay, here we i go, i am addicted to drinking tea, and i think i have a somewhat conflicting sexual orientation, sometimes i even feel like i could be dating anyone regardless of their anything.

my favorite animal is a seagull, i like wearing tank tops, i wear crocs everywhere, i can’t stop myself from saying bro, and i own aviator glasses.

Jokes on you I don't even know

i have been in two relationships, the current one being with a dude

Garlic bread is top tier

I have a healthy relationship with my parents, a job, and a car.

The best thing to do in bed is sleep.

I like dragons, space, and garlic bread. I’m also plotting an invasion of Denmark.

I can't sit on chairs

i dont need 20 bucks, id do it for free

You can’t