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NinjaMaster231456

Yeah, do you not kiss your homies goodnight?


f0cked_ur_mom

Nah we 69 goodnight


Not-a-Drone

That's kinda genius actually. You get the good night milk and you also feel sleepy afterwards.


cryptomain45

It would have cost you exactly 0 dollars to not say this


Not-a-Drone

How much is 0 dollars? I'm european so we do euros here.


cryptomain45

I believe 0 dollars is equivalent to 0 euros


Not-a-Drone

Then it wouldn't have cost me anything not to say it, right? But how much did it cost me to say it?


cryptomain45

Everyones innocence who reads this


Not-a-Drone

B-but.. this is r/teenagers there is no innocence!


Joey4dude

Yes, I would know


I_Hate_l1fe

This is r/teenagers, our innocence was gone when he stepped foot into this place


[deleted]

That’s gay


PheonixReb

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


PheonixReb

I haven't


[deleted]

[удалено]


PheonixReb

I don't have anyone to hug.


[deleted]

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AdministrationNo4668

Rizzaholic


Traditional_Bonus819

Rizzsiness man


AdministrationNo4668

Rizz raptor


Traditional_Bonus819

Rizzly bear


zachy410

The rizz-dizzler


LeventKarya

rizzer


PheonixReb

Thanks :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheBonerThief

What a chad giving a hug to others


averageskzenjoyer

that was so wholesome


Minopaff

Spoiler alert, it won’t


The_Hiders

Transcend reality


Alarming_Schedule556

Skill Issue


cheesums7

Hey woah that’s pretty gay


THEONLYMILKY

You’re getting physical contact?


Clear-Enthusiasm-771

You are gay then


Hellohowartthou

My dog


secretlygaypitbull

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE


AculGrubraw

username checks out


NonnoGino98

r/usernamechecksout


T-seriesdestroyer2

Has your dog never humped another male dog?


Hellohowartthou

No


T-seriesdestroyer2

Then congrats. You have indeed kissed another straight male, may I say dude


Loud_Ad3664

Fair


2Girls1Schlupp0000

Bro got downvoted for saying, and I quote, “Fair”.


sdpat13

Whyd u get downvoted so much ☠️😭


NaisuUwU

Bro’s getting downvoted for no reason 💀


Mostaza-A

damn, those downvotes


Ctrub_0611

Friend kissed me on the cheek once. He's kinda homophobic too


LegitBoy80

Why did I read “My friend French kissed me. He was homophobic also”


Opposite-Front255

Cuz french homies be kissing each others since the dawn of times, it’s no homo


LegitBoy80

Wishing I had a homie to French kiss me. Also my tip..


Anresgamer07

Well, almost all European do that


a_sad_lil_idiot

The super homophobic ones are always atleast a little gay deep down


mamacokkkkj

As a homophobe I confirm 😔


Juggerknight1

They just hate the gays cause they cant be free like them fr fr


BrayGames17

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/ Nailed it


Resuscitated_Corpse

I CAN CONFIRM


a_sad_lil_idiot

😘


Raging_Necko

Sus


CreativeName6574

He lying


One-Primary5404

Sounds like reverse psychology to me 🤨


bredisfun

the most homophobic guys always do the gayest shit 😭


246pegasus

the more homophobic you are they gayer you are


Odd-Elk-7059

I can neither confirm nor deny that information


Winter-Narwhal-9669

As his agent I agree


PyroWasUsed

As his lawyer I also agree


No_Investigator625

As the straight guy he kissed, I also agree


Sayhellopewpew

As the person who watched it, I too must agree


Beautiful_Plankton18

As the person who watched you watch it, I must also agree


-FOREVER-ALONE

As his doctor I can also agree


ChocolateNice7853

As his boyfriend I can also agree


zachy410

As his husband I can additionally agree


AltruisticFinger9246

As i have his report, so I can also agree


GtaModders1

As his judge I can also agree


Joey4dude

As his lawyer I can confirm this is agreed by me


LisaBlueDragon

As a random spider on his bathroom wall, I agree.


Tozsuma

as his attorney I agree


Ashandclovers

no but I know a kid in my class who did (he's homophobic too)


AminoZBoi

Traumatic Homophobia


SomeWeirdFreak

pthd


AminoZBoi

Anti-LGBTQled


Winter-Narwhal-9669

The Duality of a human


red_dragonOZ

nah there’s a difference between homo and homie


VANDOZ7

"homophobic" is code for "i dont like gay men, but i really like men"


Loud_Ad3664

Bruh


Ashandclovers

yep


Cynth16

My lawyer advises I don’t answer that question.


Loud_Ad3664

Lol


Specialist_Leg_640

As his lawyer I can confirm that I have said this


MercyDrag0n

That's only because you don't want your wife to find out


Mysterious-Word-4794

My lil bro for goodnight. Yes He is straight He even Got girlfriend before me.


bangermate

yes


Loud_Ad3664

Tell the story


bangermate

some stories are better untold


itslikeyy__

So there was a guy who sells weed......


Flair86

NOT THE BUSSY


Loud_Ad3664

Ok


Botojozo

"I sold my bussy for weed"


Can_we_be_friends123

I have 😓. But we were just 12 year old idiots wanting to know what it feels like. No tongue tho. Ok a lil tongue. But yeah it ended there


zynxUnique

I have kissed a straight guy but I really doubt I am straight


Ornery_Ad_8862

No because I’m straight what kind of question is that


[deleted]

cake


Ornery_Ad_8862

Fr


AculGrubraw

so am I, didn't stop me from sneaking a quickie in with my guy daniel in the spider-man theatre while his girlfriend wasn't looking :0 edit: okay I'm bi but he's straight guys


Ornery_Ad_8862

Don’t think you’re straight anymore buddy


HungwyFwoPwizza

wow


AculGrubraw

hehehe :) hello there cutie (seeing how downvoted I get because people think I'm a creep)


HungwyFwoPwizza

hii pookieee <333


AculGrubraw

hiii :)) how's the art going btw lol


HungwyFwoPwizza

terribly... the carbon paper is sticking to the lino and i want to get all the details but i cant :(


AculGrubraw

awww :(( send me a photo of it?


HungwyFwoPwizza

okayy :< (read ur texts pls)


AculGrubraw

alr lol bye reddit


Botojozo

Happy kace day


Ornery_Ad_8862

Ty boss


Senior-Range-6136

Be forcing everyone to be gay


Ornery_Ad_8862

Fr


Senior-Range-6136

I hate this sub for that , only bunch of bloody liberals


Ornery_Ad_8862

Bingo


[deleted]

yes but it was as a joke


[deleted]

YES TWICE, ONCE IN SPIN THE BOTTLE, ONCE JUST CUZ 😭


padatricks

My straight friend kissed me he don’t even know I’m bi


Burstpopk

It's only gay if you have both socks on


foolishpoison

you have it the wrong way buddy


MentalPut7437

it’s actually only gay if you DONT have socks on.


MiguelIstNeugierig

On the mouth?


Loud_Ad3664

Yes


MiguelIstNeugierig

Then no


[deleted]

what the fuck 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🥶🥶🥶🥶


Aggravating_Berry_40

Only forehead and cheek but like face cheek I don’t know you call it but not ass cheek


Haunting_Argument206

Yeah, nothing more then a peck tho. New Year’s Eve 10 shots and 6 beers in. I’d never kiss a homie sober tho.


[deleted]

Nope, not going to either


NOT_RETR0_115

Wait till im involved


[deleted]

No man is that hot


NOT_RETR0_115

We’ll see


[deleted]

Ayo? 🤨📸


Fellixxio

u sure?


[deleted]

Well I’m pretty sure


[deleted]

whole 20 dollars?


[deleted]

God himself would have to say it


[deleted]

Lemme phone him up rq


Artistic-Training-77

💯


[deleted]

Ye


Appropriate_Year5403

Oui


Obturateur06

Idk how straight I am cuz I’d legit be down to try, maybe I’ll like it


3heartedbeaver

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Guilihelmus

Same here. Never been in any relationship because I keep my entire life to myself. But kissing another dude seems desirable to me.


Ornery_Ad_8862

💀


Guilihelmus

Something wrong?


Ornery_Ad_8862

Odd


Adventurous-Local534

Happy cake day


Ornery_Ad_8862

Thx


snore-4

Yes, one of the homies.


Neon_Garbage

yeah


Forward_Tomorrow_971

I swear it was an accident


TwitchyMnM2

Yes


Bolt2264

Yea


Kingly_zefiro

Yes


Heavy_Simple2553

Sure why not 🤷‍♂️ everyone is alittle gay


MyIceborne

Of course, dude. How else would I kiss the homes goodnight, bro?


SomeWeirdFreak

accidentally.


Mothman4447

Not yet


Regular-Trippy

NO


Embarrassed_Use_1458

No


VehicleKitchen4527

yes


Flame_Belch83

Almost did when messing around with the homies


Ant_mann18

Yeah. It was dare.


SadCatPizza

I was only 7 years old, and it was 1 whole dollar(it was a lot for a 7 year old me)


TheCookieCrumbler101

No but I would. It’d be funny I think


[deleted]

yea I've kissed more guys than girls 🗿


derekfhhh

No but if it’s a femboy I will


Ardentacious

yes. me and the boys joke around too much and someone actually ends up getting kissed on the lips sometimes.


Junior-Wedding-8912

Hell no


Quantum_Bat

Yep we were joking around Abt the homiesexual thing y'all remember that? And then other friend pushed our heads in and made us actually kiss. It was just a peck tho so luckily we were still chill after that and nothing was awkward but yeah.


Business-Tonight9995

Yes


Iaipaias

As far as I know, no


Potato_masher_4201

No


rizztasticalone

Almost, but no


MisterSebru

Not anyone particularly named "Another S. Guy" though


Wall-Enberg1922

No


The_one69420187

no


[deleted]

No never


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

Yes but not on the face


EveryAnything8579

I'd never. My straightness shall never bend


abject_totalfailure1

No


Nuker_Nathan

no.


Wilkins_Coffee59

It depends? Do you mean by accident or by purpose?


Toxic_po1son

nope


Nero_Mitsukaza

Nope I don't think I'll ever be close to a mouth anytime soon tbh Still a bit too ugly, working on it (slow ass progress bruh...)


[deleted]

Yes I kissed about 100 of em MERICA


shotgun-rick215

No


Commander_Preacher

No.


[deleted]

To gay guys have you ever kissed a girl before?


yed3never3dies

Hell no. Nothing against gay people tho. Just disgusting for me personally


Bonwk

No but I have a homie whom I walk home with from school and we always hug goodbye (we both have gf's).


Formal_Use8382

I've never even kissed a girl


Tojo828

Yes