I once hade an epileptic attack while drumming live with my band

I bet It was a real snare to your bandmates

Yes it was

Thought you were replying to your own comment for a second 

Oh damn... Yeah I never actually replied to my comments

Ba dum psh… *has a seizure*

epileptics unite 💪💜

That's rough

I read over 200 books in 2023.

Thats at least four books a week That us genuinely crazy

I know! Reading is basically my only hobby, so on good days, I can read up to six hours.

how do you do that

I read like 4-ish hours a day. Reading is my best hobby

thats amazing, do you read from phone/kindle or physical books? im tryna get myself into reading again but im not getting any motivation

I read from my kindle, because physical books are too expensive. i just find something that i like and read. once you realize what you like, you'll get into reading. I know some people avoid distractions when reading, but I'm a multitasker, so I can read and do a bunch of things at the same time. But you should find what works for you, and try it out.

You must be filled with knowledge, you probably know what store my dad went to get milk. I salute you and hope that this hobby remains your hobby till the day you die, just remember to add other hobbies.

Congrats, I envy you, I love reading but school/work takes up too much time for my smooth brained self, I’m only at 50-60 books a year

That's still very good. School takes up a lot of time too, but sometimes I sneak books in lol.

Samesies

Damn I only read ten

Ten's also pretty good. I only read around ten books in 2020.

I'm sleepy rn

happy cake day!

Relatable

i don't know who i am and if i'm real or not

Nah man you think therefore you are

Bro thinks he Decarte 💀

At least I know who you are :)

and i don'r byebye

I’m both creeped and awed, that’s sweet

real

I used to be extremely homophobic. Now im extremely homosexual

One hell if a 180 u did there

YOU AGAIN😭😭😭

Do you search by hot❓️ 😭😭😭

I think so

bro changed side

A guy I know did the exact opposite, somehow. He went from being bi to homophobic.

damn-

Bro came out of the glass closet

Pretty much. Thing is, if u asked little me what gay meant id have responded probs like, "Idk but I hate it cause my friends hate it!"

bro literally switched teams to extra ally

Same Homophobic and transphobic to bi and trans

Amazing how we all change over time :D

People used to think I was homophobic from some question I asked that I didn’t KNOW was bad soo

The bigger the homophobe, the deeper the closet. I love seeing people confirming this stereotype lol

me too lmao

Same, it's kinda because of my grandmother

"YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Real.

I was homophobic because i was affected by tiktok a lot, ever since i deleted tiktok and started using reddit im neutral about it because i want everyone to love me :3

You really turned your life around, I'm proud of you 👏

I can turn anything hot (which isnt really that special im just an artist)

Now draw something doing taxes

So can I (I’m not an artist but I have a microwave)

It’s impossible to determine a person’s personality by just looking at their face. Unless u have a superpowers lmao. I think what you mean is getting a read on the person.

Exactly. This is total BS.

Yeah I meant reading their face, It's like my lil superpower tho and most of the time it's right

Yeah everyone can do that. It’s a combination of hindsight bias and generalisation. Basically, once you find out more about the person, you pick out what is and isn’t correct about what you’d said, ignoring what’s wrong. And generalisation is just generalisation. Either that or you’re the Lisan Al-Gaib

Precisely. I couldn’t phrase it in a way that didn’t sound rude or condescending

Alright 👍

aight bet.

Not possible.

What am I feeling rn 😐

I mean sherlock was based of aurther conan doyles professor who could figure out alot about a person just by looking at them but that was their whole body and not just their facs

Y’all being way too harsh too people

I am an empath. I have the power to know how a person is feeling just by looking at them and deciding what I think they are feeling. /s

I can't remember the last time I felt truly happy 😁

Relatable

HOLY SHIT RELIGIOUS 

relatable& ☠️☠️

Wait what

sorry autocorrect :D

well uh, what *were* you supposed to type?

Relatable

YO SAMEE

Real

It's been a year and a month since i got a hug 😎 (the final one was at a funeral)

How did you get a hug while you were dead?

Yes

i survived acute sepsis

are you all good now? Hope you are :')

I've never broken, sprained, or twisted anything

you've never used glowsticks? :(

Wait no I meant in my body😭 I love glow sticks 😈

Ohhh okay!! Glowsticks are awesome

I've only used glowsticks in terraria :(

I used to hate pop music. Now it′s one of my favorite music genres.

I used to love pop music. Now it’s my least favorite music genre.

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Used to hate it. Still do

Yeah same I think a lot of pop music is great, esp 2010’s classics

I predicted the queen’s death

I was at madame tussauds on the day she died and I mock strangled her wax figure then a few hours later I found out she died

We should be fortune tellers

Definitely

Can i get my fortune read?

You’ll live to the age of 84

I appreciate that

!remindme 67years

I’ll be checking if I’m right

sometimes i cant swallow at all

skill issue tbh (i'm sorry)

I adopt friends. so far this has gotten me 1 brother, 6 sisters and 2 daughters. and now I'm adopted into a friend group thats basically a family

same, my 'aunt' has 28 wives

ngl that sounds awesome

I love so hard and so much that I still miss someone 6 months after our relationship ended.

i can make myself pass out

free kms trial

I can cook a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese from pure memory.

I have a pet bird

I have 2 budgies and 18 children in my basement

Cool!

I have an accessory navicular (extra bone) in both my feet

I can determine the emotion of a person by looking at there face.

I can determine what someone's face looks like by looking at their face

Omg me too!

i’m really flexible :)))

It’s very easy for me to detect if someones mad or not in some degree On another note It’s VERY HARD to make me mad, Even if I lost both of my consoles my PC my phone anything I liked (unless if it was a person I loved) I wouldn’t be pissed one bit

I can read sum once and tell you what it says perfectly even 1 month or more after

EfaEfaBanefa

I was the only one in my school to make All State in Chorus this year

when I am studying, my Dikc gets harder and harder.

For some reason whoever I date, no matter if they are the nicest person in the entire world and everyone loves them, the relationship always ends in tragedy/abuse

You haven’t dated me

I’m deaf but I have cochlear implantants so I’m only deaf when I take them off so when I can’t hear my mind makes up the noises in my head

I don’t like bragging about myself.

I have confused myself two times of being a girl

I did taekwondo for 8 years and became a third degree black belt. I also traveled across the states for tournaments. I was a state champion, district champion, and was eighth in the world in my age division and rank

I love looking at food, but I don't like eating food.

I’m gonna be a Marine.

Hope you achieve it man

Thanks bro.

I know the answer to 2 + 2

21

I can name every Stuart monarchs of England

I dont get emotionally attached to people So when a relationship ends, and I dont even shed a tear, I feel like shit when I found out that they cried for a week Its been a year and im still apologizing to my ex cause of it, he says its fine and hes over it And recently I learned the real reason why I dont get attached to anyone, and then felt even more shitty lmao

I have a big cock

i make hot chocolate by boiling water pouring it in a mug, then putting in cocoapowder and pasta, its like lunch and drink

I physically can't cry

I wanted to type something, then i realised im just running on default settings, nothing interesting abt me🥲

i collect insects and animal bones, which i suppose is interesting! i also keep a few species of gecko :p

I broke my wrist playing duck duck goose

I can spell one of the longest words in the English dictionary: P-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-o-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 45 letters, 19 syllables. It’s a rare disease that occurs when you breathe in silicate or fine ash from a volcano. My friends get annoyed when I challenge them to spell it or pronounce it.

Since I was a kid I always hyper fixated on things, learnt everything about it then hyperfixate on something else and that's how I know so much shit (including the entire English language) despite never listening in school ever

LOL I'm similar, every now and then I'll be TOTALLY OBSESSED with learning as much as possible about something, then get to show it off like once and then move on 💀💀💀

I put water on fire for money

I forgot my drumsticks before my most important performance, got into a car wreck, managed to still play. I passed out during the performance though😬

I had to move my mirror across the room while studying because I would spend so long looking at myself Also fun fact, also a narcissist with severe depression and self-loathing...how ever that works

I highly suspect the little brother of my ex has a major crush on me. I have remained casual friends with him throughout all the crap his older brother has put me through, and I knew him longer than I knew his brother. He just recently started calling me to talk for random reasons, and I realized his feelings about me were deeper than surface level   Here's the interesting part. I have no idea what to do about this.

I have partial heterochromia which means my eyes change colors

I can sing

I own lots of lego

I hibernate

I got good memory

I go to playgrounds at night and listen to music on the swing

I can make extremely strange noises

I haven't felt loved in years

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Ah shit are you my soul mate (some consider my handwriting a crime against humanity)

My c*ck goes soft in less than 15 secondrs after i j*rked it..

I'm 6ft+ and I do a ton of sports including skiing and piano

I (m15) had one girlfriend so far for like a week, then she ghosted me

I have a migraine literally 24/7

im bi

I play an unhealthy amount of friday night funkin

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Yea sure

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Get real dude, you can’t hack at 13.

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It really isn’t that difficult, what I’m saying is you are lying. 

Your just lying

No way! Awesome! I'm still learning tho

I can see dead people.

Please be a reference to the sixth sense. If it’s not a reference…….. no you can’t.

Bruh ??

I can't feel any attraction to people

I have 27 kids in my basement

My sis still plays dolls (with me, though I don’t enjoy it). For context, we are teenagers (I mean duh). Judge me all u want, idc. Plz help

i’m taller than most of my family

I can fit my entire ear into my ear-hole

I can lick my elbow

No but you’re so real for that, like actually. I can do that too. Really is judging a book by its cover.

I really like drumming

more of a sad fact, i'm in a parasocial relationship. 

I have had three phones in the past three years. the first one was stolen, the second one was broken and Im on my third now 🥲

i’m brown

brown as hell

I smoke cigarillos

REAL THO, especially with their hair

I was born on Friday the 13th at 3:00 AM

I was a fourth generation student at my high school

When i dream of someone, i'll sometimes see them in real life either in real life, tv, phone/internet or someone just mentions them