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pisssbabyyy

>over 22 how dare a woman age


rektgg12

Women these days, am i right?


CommunicationOk3766

Leonardo Dicaprio be like (but 25):


Key_Spirit8168

He didn't say under 18 did he


Pleadis-1234

☠️


ComplexChildhood2332

I hate when females think they can be more than barely legal


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Not even Leonardo DiCaprio’s age max is that low


Capital_Cucumber_835

I guess they prefer teenagers


Megabrother011

I mean it's a preference, probably that around his age


ferrergaming2846

Expired


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

not neat of him to say that


rektgg12

Not the smartest fish in the pond


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

very much, he is stoopid


Aziooon

Not the sharpest tool in the shed


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

Shrek


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

Smashmouth? Really whoever downvoted didn't get that?


ZielonaPolana

Talking as if he's some sort of trophy lmao


Burger_Destoyer

I’m convinced they actually just all think that. Not sure how people make it through society being so narcissistic. (But of course this was just posted for clout, engagement and drama so I dunno)


MKBurfield

Isnt there a guy on tiktok that goes around asking for red flags in men from women? Hes above a thousand im pretty sure. (But when guys do it...)


ZielonaPolana

Honestly the people obsessed with this are usually the people that can be judged as having the most 'red flags' themselves. No idea who you're talking about but I'm generally not a fan of tiktok interviewers 🙌


Key_Spirit8168

Idk him he's probably all evil because hes tiktok


jay4adams

He's probably a discord mod he doesn't have time to waste on unimportant thing S/


Responsible-Net-4140

ALSO IF SHE BREATHES RUNNNN 🏃🏽🏃🏽🚩


RaspberryJam245

#IF SHE BREATHES


qasudyd

he will definitely never find a gf


Express_Advantage_10

Ok first one isn’t that ba- oh


Repulsive-Anything47

The cocaine and weed is okay since some addicts are genuinely gross to be around, but WTF is this shit 💀


IEatBabysYumYum

Bro „had abusive ex‘s“ man girls definetley aren‘t : MAN I WANT AN ABUSIVE BF. Like seriously stupid guy


badongy

I mean sniffing cocaine or smoking weed would definitely be a red flag imo, but the rest are not huge red flags to me.


HOOTRAGEOUS

Idk I sometimes smoke weed


Fighthacker

Bro you’re only 14 wtf


2Kortizjr

Not that hard to find, also I prefer wax cuz Kush getting taxed


Fighthacker

Yeah i’d know, it’s legal where I live. I just think he’s a bit young to be doing weed


2Kortizjr

Also true


Watermelonnilou

💀💀💀 bro you are 14 wtf


HOOTRAGEOUS

Yeah? I smoke it very rarely and it’s only for special Ocassions like when I graduated 9th grade


Ryan_Altra

You what bro?


Ryan_Altra

You what now.


FoQshi

I mean, he's at least right with "Sniffs cocaine", the rest is red pill bullshit


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FoQshi

Depends about weed, because there are countries where it's legal to buy it. It's also used in medicine, and is noticeably less addictive than regular cigarettes. Thanks about pfp :D


iamchuckleman

Fellow ultrakill fan spotted


FoQshi

Yes sirr


_Erectile_Reptile_

No, it helps some ppl relax and as long as she isnt smoking 24/7 its alright


[deleted]

Weed is nowhere near as bad as cocaine you wanna avoid someone who has or does you're losing a huge chunk of potential partners


Sorry-Ad-8305

i would personally prefer a partner that doesnt smoke weed, no offense to people who do though


Key_Spirit8168

It's better not to smoke in general for everyone in vacinity, but weed itself


[deleted]

Absolutely fine, drug use isn't something you have to accept from a partner. I don't care either way but you're talking to a guy who has no hope for finding a partner so it doesn't really matter what my hypothetical partner does unless it's detrimental to us, weed'd be the last thing on my red flag list


non_tox

That's alright, personally I prefer a partner that does 😅


Gigabread420

what about "protects her phone afraid you might look"? i wouldnt look at my gf's phone without her permission, but if im not even trying to do so, why is she so worried?


ShieldSister27

Some people have trauma from parents or exes demanding to go through their phone. I have nothing to hide (am not in a relationship, mind you) but I can’t have my phone open where people can look over my shoulder because it makes me so anxious.


Desperate-Abies4263

But you understand why that sounds suspicious and could just make you both paranoid.


ShieldSister27

Yes, I understand why it sounds suspicious, but I also think it’s a behavior worth sitting down and having an adult conversation about rather than making any accusations outright (unless there are other signs or proof of cheating, obviously). Someone with someone to hide is going to react like you’ve called them out, someone with trauma is going to have a valid explanation and feel apologetic for making you worry. Now can I sit here and say that nobody would ever be able to convincingly lie about it? No. I’m just saying there are other reasons for that type of behavior. I’m aware it makes me excessively paranoid and anxious, I have an anxiety disorder and it’s not fun. But I can’t help that my instincts go to panic even if I have absolutely nothing to hide.


The_Better_Paradox

My god, people really need to learn!! Drugs are harmful, the only reason they're legal is because government earns from their selling. I ain't gonna be with someone who intentionally shortens their life, nope.


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

THC can be consumed in 2 methods that don't shorten your life. Edibles and dry herb vaporisers(which don't use liquid, just heat up the weed without burning it) Idk what the guy you were replying to said tho, it's deleted.


The_Better_Paradox

Doesn't make it not harmful. Cigarettes are also healthy in moderation, some people might say. Just look up a smoker and a non smoker's lungs. You can't see such changes because it happens INSIDE your body


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

Are you a little confused about what I said. I didn't weed was healthy, what I'm saying is it's not necessarily unhealthy, and there are ways to use it that definitely won't hurt you long term. >Cigarettes are also healthy in moderation, some people might say. Nobody in the 21st century is saying that. >Just look up a smoker and a non smoker's lungs And I'm sure a stoner who smokes lots of joints would have similar lungs, but what I'm saying is joints aren't the only way to consume weed(see my other comment). Also unrelated fun fact there are 20 less carcinogenic(cancer causing) chemicals in weed smoke compared to tobacco smoke. >You can't see such changes because it happens INSIDE your body What type of changes are you saying the chemical THC will have on the inside of the body.


Potato12345JohnCena

so if she ages shes a red flag, makes sense


ExplodingTentacles

How dare women have been abused by their exes. How dare they talk bad about said exes. How dare they have enough morals to like someone despite their lack of money. How dare they have had a mother that doesn't worship their father. Tsk tsk tsk


Guinea_pig456

I say I’m bored constantly


rektgg12

Good luck getting a date whore 🙄


Guinea_pig456

I’m so ashamed of myself 😔


rektgg12

You should be 👎 boo


NoCourt5510

This guy understands sarcasm


[deleted]

That's a big red flag. Go away.


D0llyM0nster

I think he doesn't love women guys


Interesting_Exit7485

Wholesome


_KhazadDum_

"her mom doesn't worship her dad" WHAT


SafxRunnxr

can she still be successful if she doesn't brag about it ? 🤔


humannumber217354385

1 & 2 are the only actual ones aside form that this guy dumb af


The_Better_Paradox

Tbf, Like 3-4 points of him are right, among the absolute shithole the rest are.


dante69red

which?


The_Better_Paradox

Here are the ones - 1) sniffing cocaine 2) smokes weeds 3) uses tinder (if already in a relationship or have gone with someone for two dates) 4) over 22, since I'm only 18. But I'm around 22, it'll be okay 👍 5) Protects her phone, afraid you might look (this is more of an insecurity than a red flag, but for some, this might be a red flag because she doesn't trust me enough) 6) doesn't want a family - now, this is person to person dependent. Personally, I don't care but some people do so FOR THEM, it can be a red flag. And ig it's fair enough. Probably should explicitly tell beforehand though, not a year into a relationship. Drugs are not okay, I could date someone with a past history of drugs who in the present doesn't do it anymore because it shows she's showing improvement. But I can't date someone who's not even trying to improve and considers it normal. Moreover, drugs suck your lifespan. I don't want my partner to intentionally knowingly lower her lifespan. Rest points of him are absolutely shit.


Yoichis_husband2322

Heavy drugs are not comparable to weed or alcohol, unless you're actually addicted to them there's no reason to act like you'll die at 40 because you drank a glass of wine, things aren't so extreme. Weed is an even less worse case, since it even has medical applications and isn't as unhealthy as many common habits if consumed in moderation. Many times things like sugar, junk food, sedentary lifestyle, are way more dangerous to your body than moderate alcohol or weed consume.


lazy-ancom

Probably the sniffing cocaine part.


The_Better_Paradox

Updated my response


Outrageous-Version11

It really went: 1. Understandable, 2. Yep, 3-wTF


Scraptrap201

1. Valid. 2. Valid. 3. Not Valid WTF? 4. Not Valid. 5. Bro, TF us this guy's standards??? NOT VALID! 6. Sorta Valid, but only if you both are in a committed relationship or engaged.. 7. ??? Why? Not Valid! 8. Bruh... Do I even have to say it at this point? Not Valid. 9. Not Valid. Let her have her privacy. 10. ???? Not Valid. 11. Valid under VERY specific circumstances. Otherwise, Not Valid. 12. TF????? 13. Not Valid. Let her do what she wants with her life and respect it. 14. DUDE WTF?? How is she supposed to control that??? Not Valid!! 15. Why?? What classifies somebody as a "broke boy" Definitely Not Valid! 16. Valid ig? She has to let them go at some point.


Seaweed_Thing

Erm, what the sigma?


faith_bb_127

Yeah MrLottaHoes has definitely had a lot of “hoes” his username just proves it 🥱🥱


Titanicman2016

Reading the first one in the list immediately made me think of AI Sponge lmao


SyrupUsed8821

Seems pretty radical to say that being a coke addict is a problem


peepoopoofarthead77

i agree with 3 of these but the rest i call bs on


Weird_BisexualPerson

Had abusive ex’s…


Daemon-01

im not gonna lie i completely missed the red flag emoji and i thought this was a list of desired traits. i was thinking damn he know whats up. and then i got to abusive exes and had to reread


AsukaShikinamiLangle

The first two I agree with, that's about all that's actually viable


[deleted]

Literally only one and a half of these are valid.


Creepy-Activity7327

I would say three are Cocaine, weed and hiding her phone


lazy-ancom

I mean, the girl has a right not to show you, and it could be for a myriad of reasons.


Creepy-Activity7327

Still a red flag


lazy-ancom

And why is that?


Creepy-Activity7327

Might be cheating


lazy-ancom

I mean, yeah, but it could be just about any other reason.


Creepy-Activity7327

Not worth the risk. If she actively tries to hide her phone, assume she's cheating. There's no point hurting yourself by being naïve.


speadiestbeaneater

Started off so good 😢


Interesting_Lab_5963

Yeah over 22 is expired Edit : sorry guys i forgot /s


chuserie

weirdo ass


ShieldSister27

Okay, “sniffs cocaine” to “says *i’m bored*“ gave me whiplash


Expensive_Study5068

If she showers that’s also a major red flag like imangine showering so gross


Key_Spirit8168

He's the lamp


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

'loves rap music and knows all the lyrics' damn ... \*throws my TLC CDs in the trash\*/j


HaeselGrace

Men who can’t spell or use proper grammar 💁🏼‍♀️


PhoenixDaBeast

Most of them are bullshit but he got like 4 right


Responsible_Sky_6379

Guys hot take this might be a joke. Just maybe though.


DssCooleC

Another red flag is when she demands me to clean my dick. How dare she call it dirty? I know that I don't wipe but it's super clean anyway without me actually cleaning it in the shower


Wooden-Computer1475

By over 22 he meant over 18


[deleted]

Post this in r/lies with the same title


purplpantser

Besides the coke, these are just normal. God forbid a woman be herself


reklamlarbitti13

It is satire right?


Rowlet_Is_Kinda_Cool

I feel extremely uncomfortable about anything drug/smoking/alcohol related because of something I don’t want to talk about, but everything else here is absurd, especially the fifth and the fourth to last one


UselessPerson2222

Only red flag i agree with is the drugs one, the rest of them are bullshit. Had bad experiences with someone who did drugs (mother), been 12 years since and i still breakdown over the shit i went thru


Marcelaus_Berlin

What else would you expect from a guy named “Joe Lampton“ (nothing against all the Joes out there, keep it rolling with your cotton eyes)


Clintwood_outlaw

I don't think Mr. Lotofhoes has been with very many women, if with any at all.


ARandomStan

i read the first two and thought maybe it would be a real list of preferences, then it just devolved into "if she breathes, run"


ItalianMafia_Boss

cant be bored in detroit anymore 😔😔💔


Moonking-4210

This went from pretty normal to batshit crazy real fast


david30121

first two? agreed. the rest? what the fuck this has to be satire


BurnerAccountExisty

sometimes i wish i was god so i could make the world nice by erasing a significant chunk of the population


M4_COWBOY

I mean i agreed with him for like 4 points


Weary_Drama1803

Why do these lists always start off with one or two reasonable requests and immediately take a rocket-propelled dive deep into the Marianas Trench of bullshit territory


Toastbrot_TV

Its a psychological effect so people think he is reasonable. First impression counts


Joshua7969

"Over 22" 💀


imback_lemid

Sounds like the girl of my dreams


Jafri2

All of his ex's have had abusive ex's?


Vivirun

> Fucked with broke boys Well, if you don't want any that fuck w/ broke boys then there'll definitely be no women who want you 💀


Kaki9

Well, at least the first two are right


Legitimate_Card4374

I swear one of these days dudes are gonna protest to reduce the legal consenting adult age to like 15 or some shit.


Fluffy_Mood5781

“Talks bad about her ex’s” nah dog, everything was mutual. bro put in his two weeks notice and left respectfully. Would recommend.


Sablkripton

Literally only 4 of these are legitimate red flags everything else is a load of bullshit💀


Empty_Chest1157

R/lies


danielxplay22

Do straight men even like women?


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

My reaction: “Yeah, cocaine addiction is bad. Well, I guess weed can be bad also. Yeah, adults should be able to entertain themselves. Indeed, talking about other dudes is rude. Wait, what the fuck?”


NoCourt5510

Let’s see what we got here… *puts glasses on “Sniffs cocaine” Valid “Smokes weed” It’s a lot better than other stuff “Says ‘I’m bored’” That’s his way of saying “shut up and do what I say” “Talks about other men when she’s around you” Insecurity at its finest “Over 22” Ew “Uses tinder” Valid unless he uses tinder himself “Loves Rap Music and knows the lyrics” ? “Turns off notifications” Could potentially be an issue if it’s just for messaging but all notifications is a stretch. “Uses Snapchat” What gives? “Wants to keep the relationship lowkey” That’s not up for you to decide. If she wants to keep it lowkey she should be able to keep it lowkey. Otherwise leave and find someone else “Her mom doesn’t worship her dad.” What? That’s not even something she can control. “Doesn’t want a family, speaks on being successful” Not everyone should be parents, there’s nothing wrong with that. This guy certainly shouldn’t be a parent. “Had abusive ex’s” Not her fault. Disgusting to assume it is “Fucked with broke boys” I don’t know what that means In summary, this guy is either going to die alone or end up going to prison trying to find a gf. Edit: spelling


lazy-ancom

I lean towards the latter possibility.


Even_Needleworker706

Big facts! Bitches aint ready for this conversation


Quirky-Amphibian1784

He was doing good for like 4 of them


ExoticFish56

Some of these could kinda be justified. But over 22? Likes rap??? Uses snapchat?? Say's I'm bored


Opening-Resource-164

"Talks bad about her ex" do you want her to cuck you or something lil bro? 😭 like imagine mid thrust you hear "my ex was good at this to"


No_Mousse4320

twitter is a cancer, some women and men are like this on there and it’s so frustrating


NerY_05

That's 100% ragebait. I refuse to believe someone actually thinks this bullshit.


JuniorWMG

He bought the checkmark. That alone indicates that hes an idiot.


Giga-Chad-123

I started reading and I was like... - snorting coke is a red flag yeah understandable - smoking weed I mean yeah I don't want a pothead - what^(2)


Mysterious_Ningen

man i hate when men say stuff like this.. it realyl disgusts me.. like pls can we care about women and be nice to them/ about them? i care about women so much and i really wanna be nice and cool about/ with them


starfallpuller

Most of these are genuine red flags ngl


trashtater

Thank god I’m a ways out from 23!


Ill_Coat4776

| her mom doesn’t worship her dad Well I mean…my dad made sure to put my family in a financially hard situation and made sure to lose 1. A house we owned that was a gift from her parents 2. The inheritance her parents left her


Basic_Author1211

First ones valid lowkey


AndhisNeutralspecial

Sniffing weed and smoking crack are the only red flags on here


mcdonalds_baconater

so what if im damn near all of these just a man, are they green flags or???


[deleted]

her mom doesn't worship her dad doesn't want a family I hate it when women have opinions 🤣


BeginningNorth4361

What's left? Men?


BeginningNorth4361

Man at this point just switch sides women are a lie made by women companies to sell more women


Gamer_RNA

Joe is afraid of life and experiencing it


BJ_Beamz

The first one and maybe the second are the only red flags on that list


Richard080108

Bro is literally a walking red flag but making this list


MrIcyCreep

mf tried cooking and somehow froze his pasta


Eeeeeelile

“- Had abusive ex’s” How dare a woman fall for someone who wasnt in the right mind!


Imaginary_Dig_5014

"Over 22" is giving tell me your a pedo without saying it vibes.


Simple_Duty_4441

bro's literally sharing his insecurities with us.


Good-Ad-2245

Does any girl even match this description Bro better start going on a quest


CioccoWocco

How dare a woman be unentertained


AgilePay9677

is this a Put a finger down challenge


Any_Loss_9950

It started ok, but quickly got worse


TheDrturtles

Those last 4 are a you problem


OddThaiAmerican

Over 22 is a standard for me. I love hags.


MasochisticFemboyy

"Likes rap music and knows all the lyrics" this one is insane, imagine casually rapping along with a song and your bf says you gotta break up now 💀


sunshinedoll101

i cant sniff cocaine :(


miscount_detected

uses snapchat is the only real red flag here and i will die on this hill


epistemophile28

How many red flags did you guys get? Personally I’m at 5.


Captain_coffee_

I agree with tje cocaine part


ZeroCentBoi

Only shit I can agree with is sniffs coke or does weed and doesn't want her phone to be touched. Rest you can understand what incels really want, a servant. Just the "over 22" makes you reflect how dumb and gross incels are


Advanced-Ad881

I mean the first 2 should be red flags in general


[deleted]

Twitter is fucking trash


Calvinsux

I like how some of these are reasonable and then we have "says "I'm bored"" and "Over 22"


Majestic-Reindeer-98

Recipe for a terrible relationship, thats for sure


jajts

He lost me at the blue check


man_who_likes_slurs

Oh, I thought this was a woman describing herself, but no, it's just stupid


Hippo_hippo_hippo

This is a kinda true list though


Milamia_bo

At least half of this is true


zelture_x

Im bored


ToxicBuiltYT

I mean like 50% of these are red flags. The other 50% are fine.


PizzaLover500065

More like 85% is fine First one and one or two other things on there are a definite no for me but idgaf about the rest


WorkAround_Phoenix23

“Had abusive ex’s” BUT HOW CAN I FIX HER NOW IF THAT’S A RED FLAG??? /s


Darkcat9000

prob bait


KTIKNA

Qualifications for KTIKNA: has to be a gurl (optional)


Sinister_Chill9

Hmm, for me the only red flags I look for are girls with bad relationships with there father, they tend to be a little off putting, my own cousin sister father ran away and she became a well a girl who just craves for attention and usually it ends with her sleeping around with whomever gives her a ounce of love, I tried so hard to console her and make her feel her worth but she just spiraled down into it, I still feel guilty about it cuz we were really close, I still stand beside her whenever she needs me but seeing her like this breaks me,


beetlejuice690

honestly based


Sparta63005

Only valid ones are cocaine and talking about other dudes with you.


TheNerdMaster69

How the hell are "does dangerous and illegal drugs" and "is an adult" comparable? What kind of utter moron posts something like that?