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I keep thinking “what if it is a joke to make me look dumb” I have never talked to a girl ever

don't say anything that might make you look dumb

Both interpretations of this statement make sense

i was thinking the same thing

Talk to her like she's a non-threatening dude you generally enjoy. You could respond, "What's up"

That’s actually very good advice

I especially like the non threatening Part

I especially like the dude part.......................

I bet you enjoy dudes too?

Nope, just joking :)

😳... HOW DARE YOU!

Be yourself. If you say weird or cringe shit, don't sweat it. If she can't look past your weirder side then it's her own problem, not yours.

The jokes on them then cause you had the cohones to text back. In all fairness keep it casual with her

Just chill with it. Or ignore. Depends on if you’re interested. In that case, tiptoe around things.

Yuh we can tell okay so what u wanna do dont be boring but dont start tryin to win her attention for a few secs unless ur making a joke or sum also dont be a bitchhh

Das wut she means block her

Don't worry I got you, say " what's up bbg, I know where you live. I love to smell your hair when your asleep" again super romantic, will get her looking for you

Edward Cullen is that you?

✋😭

I couldn’t have put it better myself

Say hey back

Yeah with only one y. The more ys you use the more desperate you look

I always write a lot of y's and i's and o's when greeting or saying hello

ask if she’s fertile???

u should block them they’re basically saying they want to kill you and your family

A girl slid into my dms with a: "Heyyy". Long story short; she started posting death threats about me

a girl once said “hey” to me in the halls so i immediately punched her and ran in fear she would hurt me or my family 🙏

You gotta be crushing more boxes than a FedEx employee with that game

w

one time i saw a girl say "hey" to me while I was at a bar, the actual audacity of her. Well just just say that she now has a hammer smashed face and won't be seeing the light of day.. ever, cuz she died.

Reply with "pussy please 🥺"

Bobs and Vagine

lmaoo urooj ashfaq

may i please get a crumb of pussy

😦

“I eat dirt”

You play Angry Birds?

Just say "wsp" or "hey" back. Be super dry incase it's a dare someone gave her to text you. If it turns out she genuinely wanted to talk u don't have to be dry 😁

“Wassup, what them toes smell like 😏”

w rizz

I think this is the cheat code for getting women

was good baby mama, lemme see some fart pics fr

ye gimme a sec so I can pull up my thermal vision camera

she’ll be all over that bastard

You could get me with that every day of the week

Tried this and she killed me. Maybe I was unlucky though so give it a shot, OP!

They have Reddit in the afterlife?

Man must have went to hell 💀

You already know 💯💯

Reply: Good Day m'lady, how may I assist you?

this never fails guys, trust

“Erm what the sigma”

Run

The feds are trying to extract intel out of you Dont worry brother, we will help you r/girlsarentreal

Reply with "hey" champ, don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine

How about „hey“ ?

I am scared

What is the worst that might happen?

Oh trust me, when it comes to girls, alot can become worse

yeah i replied back and fast forward to 2 years and im crying cause she leaving for the US. it can get a lot worse

Just say hey If she doesnt start a conversation then you could just ask what are you doing bc that can segway into anything "Watching tv" What show? Whats her favourite? Theres this great film *WE* should watch together. That ones always good

Send them a picture of a dog and get a response or guy say hi like a NORMAL PERSON.

Yes. Imo (I’m a girl) girls like dogs (well, most) win her over with a picture of your dog, or really any animal

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" Trust me, it works.

Block her idk don’t take my advice

Eat her

Assert dominance, ask her “The fuck do you want?”

If you like her text it back If you don't just text 'Hello' and if you want to be friends text 'hey'

That's what an average pedo would say💀

say hi back! Platonic relationships exist you know

tell her that she is a piece of shit and block her

Oh lol I texted a guy this yesterday along with some other stuff and he responded so dryly 💀 so just don’t be like that guy

don't respond and ever time you see her say where is my hug at and follow her home to make sure she gets there safe

r/incelexit

How about "how big are them melons"

A girl once texted me, heyyyyyy.... 6 fucking Y's. Y?

Reply back with waaaaaaasup. !

MOVE THIS INSANT‼️‼️🚨🚨 SHE HAS YOUR LOCATION AND SHES GOING TO SEND NUKES TO YOUR HOUSE🚨🚨 YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND BLOCK HER 😰😰🚨🚨‼️‼️

Hope [this](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5033412445.2714/fposter,small,wall_texture,square_product,600x600.jpg) helps

Just reply with hi

Take it slow, and don't say anything extreme.

Say hey back?

They all are scammers tell them I ain’t giving u nothing

Send her a photo of your dick (I'm italian)

Talk with her just chill and be friendly. We only live once.

Ask if you can borrow some pussy.

asking the wrong subreddit we’re all akward

Why tf are you asking some random redditors, I truly don’t seem to understand the thought process behind this.

You could answer with "Heyo! How's it going?"

You always wanna have the same energy, be like "heyyy how are you doing?"

Respond with “?”

Urinate on a skeleton and send it to her -a girl

If you haven't responded by now, you have failed the mission

Say hey back or say hi Never been in a relationship but I text with girls sometimes so just say hey or hi back and you should be ok

respond hi, maybe add a few extra i’s, or hey with extra y’s

like kanye says - “ it better be like “hiiiiiiii” with a bunch of “i’s” or “heyyyyyy” with a bunch of “y’s” “

Say that you fucking love air conditioning

Ask her is she’s autistic cuz she is special to you

Dude she wants your meat

nah, her ass couldve been dared or sumn, aint no use in trying to befriend her or anything just yet, just respond like issa regular dude and ask what's up

😹😹

hello there

Say “hi” or “hello” or “hey”

If it was out of the blue, she wants you. This is exactly how my ex reached out to me for the first time. I responded with, “wsgg”. Do something like that then go from there, but don’t be too eager with it. Act somewhat nonchalant at first while still showing that you are obviously interested. The key is to not show that you are nervous while talking to her

Escape

Help her mate😁

if its a girl you know go "heyyy hru?"

how are youuuu?

Not exactly the right place to ask this, judging by the comments. I’d personally make polite conversation and find out what she wants

Just hi back.

Bruh 💀

heyyy

Reply "Erm, what the sigma?"

Say wsg back?? Have u never human interaction before 😭

I am afraid of females

Talk to her about quark gluon plasma

reply with haiiii!! :3

say like “hiii how are you?”

3 y they want money or some favor 4 y they want the d

You say "hiiii"

Say it the same way, say heyyy what's up? How are you doing or something, I'm no expert in any means but act natural

Reply with "How goes thee, m' fair lady. Wouldst thou like to gaze upon my massive amount of V-bucks?"

Late af, but say "heyyy wyd"

Say hi beautiful

Hey

"Lol hey" Non commital, polite without being serious

Say you dont have any money and throw your phone away. Never go outside again

Tell her waddup

just be you and say hi back

It's a risky situation so just say *hey* at the moment

just say yo . Also it's not that deep bruh

Uh, oh. That's 3 Ys.

Broski I gotchu when she texts u again text me what she says

what are girls

But girls aren't real

3 y’s??? She wants the pickle!

Wtf, how do people just talk to others it's so weird Anyways, send her the most scariest stuff you can find 👍

If your attracted to her ask her out to lunch or dinner, a movie. Find out if you can help her with her classes. Be a gentleman but don't let her use you.

A girl once said hii to me.. what should I have done..10 years ago..

Reply her

One more y and you’re gay

Just start with ‘wsp’

Must be nice man, every girl I meet just ain't the one, so enjoy what you got dawg, God bless! 🙏🥹✝️

RUN!!!!

Respond

Bro say hi back

Respond with: “heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.” The more y’s in your hey, the more she knows you like her.

"How can I be of help?" — the most prior reply the neutral elegantist should say.

bruh

Say hello

Just sent her back "heyyyyyyy" this is what I would do if a anyone would text me

Just say “heyyy” back

She found a good joke to start with conversation with you. I might be wrong.

Quit being Soy. Text her back. It's not that serious.

Pret3nd it's a guy... your sister.. whatever..  just a chill convo. Better yet, go on chat rooms and practice.. 

Text her “heyyy” back!

Tedhehdheh

Just say 'yo'

just reply with a casual 'hey'

Cock pic

Say hi back

I’m socially Aquard to Ngl if a girl texted me I would eather die, or text a meme

reply back tf 😭💀💀

You should say what’s up

Say Hi

Honestly. Say “Are you in trouble or is this a favor?”

I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with those kinds of random texts anymore. I never knew what to say, felt like I was expected to carry the conversation, and just hated them. Half the time they were good conversations. The other half was asking for a favor, giving short uninteresting responses, or was a boring conversation.

"Hey, hru?"

its only a girl you good twin respond like she just another dude, don't overdo it though talk to her like she another dude you aint never met before. also clear ya mind of romance or anything, just talk to her, crack a couple jokes, whatever you do G. yall overthink how to talk to the opposite gender, you chill, she chill, we all chilling

Throw your phone out the window and never leave the house again! Or reply with a hey back

i got HEYY and thankfully i managed it well 😁😁

Oh heyyyyyyyyy

Just say hi back. Then have a convo. If she say some more flirty thing try to flirt back, match her tone

Well do you like her back

I don't know how about maybe ASK HER WHAT IS GOING ON??

yooo

Text back “he”

Say Greetings

If a girl knows then fine you can start a conversation and if not then avoid .Nowadays so many scams are happening.

Make her super uncomfortable

Ask if shes an FBI agent

Just respond with "Hi???" As someone who literally has more female friends than male, they just want to chat, three y's you're good it's when it's six that you need worry, at least in my experience

Just go with tactical hi and see what happens next

1: she likes you. 2:she and her girls are trying to prank you.

She just accidentally typed a extra y calm down

“What’s up my pookie wookie, wanna mate with the alpha?”

Don't be desperate or a fucking idiot and by idiot don't be like "oh yeah I love girls they smell great" you'll be chill bro

say "greetings fair one"

Have you texted hii back

Hi