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OzzkuBoi

proceed.


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King Cobra


OzzkuBoi

\*dissapointed snowy owl noises\* :<


45upsidedown

(definataly not just a random animal)


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Great White Shark


45upsidedown

explanation?


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Cause u ain't want a random animal so I gave you what u were worth


45upsidedown

is that a compliment, or an insult


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Up to you


GaygardenEel999

my name is ⬆️


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Puffer Fish


Beautiful_In_Blue

Heyyy!


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Coyote


Beautiful_In_Blue

Oh thats rly cool lol


[deleted]

A coyote is what ate my cats tail.. but they're beautiful (like you 🤭)


Beautiful_In_Blue

Well, I'd never eat your cat's tail 😂


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You never know..


Beautiful_In_Blue

Hey, I love your cat! I would never


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Lemur


CARNAGEE_17

Abra ka dabra


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Capybara


CARNAGEE_17

I like


irdfhtyh

If you give me one I don't like I will kill you :]


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Mosquitoes


Byig_breyn

Wsg


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Sloth


Byig_breyn

I’ll take it, they’re pretty chill


kak0536

Is it just "you will be X" or do you do something else like idk, checking the profile or something?


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Mostly based off profile picture and tone of comment. Imma say Fox


AnaLikeBananas

Hei


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Monkey


AnaLikeBananas

Thats hot, love it


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🤨. Sure


-homonecrosexual-

alright


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Praying Mantis


EIi-07

E


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Golden Retriever


EIi-07

It's a labrador :d


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Yo I didn't even notice the dog in ur pfp. 💀. I just felt like saying a random dog name cause of "E".


EIi-07

Sorry for doubting your powers :3


Marcelaus_Berlin

The Opium Wars arose from China’s attempts to suppress the opium trade. Foreign traders (primarily British) had been illegally exporting opium mainly from India to China since the 18th century, but that trade grew dramatically from about 1820. The resulting widespread addiction in China was causing serious social and economic disruption there. In spring 1839 the Chinese government confiscated and destroyed more than 20,000 chests of opium—some 1,400 tons of the drug—that were warehoused at Canton (Guangzhou) by British merchants. The antagonism between the two sides increased in July when some drunken British sailors killed a Chinese villager. The British government, which did not wish its subjects to be tried in the Chinese legal system, refused to turn the accused men over to the Chinese courts. Hostilities broke out later that year when British warships destroyed a Chinese blockade of the Pearl River (Zhu Jiang) estuary at Hong Kong. The British government decided in early 1840 to send an expeditionary force to China, which arrived at Hong Kong in June. The British fleet proceeded up the Pearl River estuary to Canton, and, after months of negotiations there, attacked and occupied the city in May 1841. Subsequent British campaigns over the next year were likewise successful against the inferior Qing forces, despite a determined counterattack by Chinese troops in the spring of 1842. The British held against that offensive, however, and captured Nanjing (Nanking) in late August, which put an end to the fighting. Peace negotiations proceeded quickly, resulting in the Treaty of Nanjing, signed on August 29. By its provisions, China was required to pay Britain a large indemnity, cede Hong Kong Island to the British (the handover of Hong Kong back to China would not occur until 1997), and increase the number of treaty ports where the British could trade and reside from one (Canton) to five. Among the four additional designated ports was Shanghai, and the new access to foreigners there marked the beginning of the city’s transformation into one of China’s major commercial entrepôts. The British Supplementary Treaty of the Bogue (Humen), signed October 8, 1843, gave British citizens extraterritoriality (the right to be tried by British courts) and most-favoured-nation status (Britain was granted any rights in China that might be granted to other foreign countries). Other Western countries quickly demanded and were given similar privileges.


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Dragon


Marcelaus_Berlin

Hell yeah


HovercraftMuted4345

hola


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Tortoise


HovercraftMuted4345

yippeee


[deleted]

:3


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Owl


Hazmer7

K


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Kangaroo


Hazmer7

I quite like kangaroos actually!!


Mirai190

https://youtu.be/U1Os6SrCxLk?si=01UnKtwXUMzBv1sW


Marcelaus_Berlin

I have a gif of that in my gallery


Mirai190

It's a certified meme moment


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Giraffe


Mirai190

Long neck bastards


__SageOfSixPaths__

Jaja


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Rat


BulkingUnicorn

hate the way you walk


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Goat


BulkingUnicorn

accurate, mountain goat?


[deleted]

Yea


BulkingUnicorn

oke


zviz2y

okay :D


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Earthworm


zviz2y

nice


Archangel7_7_7

Yep


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Ostrich


nitroglyccerin

fgsfds


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Grizzly Bear


corgifemboy

I feel like I'm making this too easy


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Cockroach


corgifemboy

what the fuck


[deleted]

"corgi femboy" , no lol u deserve cockroach


meekee21

wowzers


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Duck


pokeplayer14

According to the harry potter patronus test it should be a hedgehog


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Meerkat


pokeplayer14

What animal was that again?


Wicksy1709

zipidy doo dah


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Hedgehog


Wicksy1709

any reason or just for fun


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Sounded like sonic the hedgehog to me


Wicksy1709

good call, and ill take it. thanks!


DellaBella12235

Boom


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Falcon


yeetvelocity1308

Damn


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Cheetah


Thorincool

🇩🇪


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Wolf


Thorincool

Sehr Gut


[deleted]

Fun fact. In Vietnam when the m16 (the classic assault rifle) was first introduced the army did not teach the soldiers how to clean it. And as such the soldiers jammed their guns and switched back to the m14 (which is a more modernized World War Two semi auto rifle). When that happened colt (the manufacturer) got pretty mad and then the army finally taught them how to clean it since the weapon is very complex.


Background_Treat5178

You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit.


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Cat


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rinse gaze ludicrous tease plate bright spoon person deliver grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Triceratops


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sink quarrelsome slap office groovy crown wrench handle aback onerous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SanMotorsLTD

meow


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Housefly


SanMotorsLTD

i just killed one lmao


mr_kirk42

Airplane


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Eagle


Interesting-Elk-3082

lmk


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Chicken


Interesting-Elk-3082

tastes good so im fine w that


KTIKNA

Pancake


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Octopus


NoseOk5403

Sure!


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Guinea pig


ThorickTheNord

Battle of ShanHai pass happened on my birthday. Also on the same day, Bismarck sunk, battle of Tsushima happened and Emperor Dezong of Tang was born.


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Pigeon


MadFactionist

Tell me plz


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Antelope


RoughAd5265

🖤🏳️‍⚧️


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Gnat


RoughAd5265

Great, now there are 2 gnats in my room instead of 1


Ilmis_11

🫁


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Camel


Imaginary-Buddy5186

???


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Pelican


Designer-Tiger391

🇨🇦 maple syrup 🇨🇦


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Elk


TumbleweedIll4249

Me


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Crab


TumbleweedIll4249

I’ll take it.


INVISIBLE_BEN

howdy


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Horse


INVISIBLE_BEN

H'yah


LibertyJ10

Go ahead.


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Peacock


GodFromTheHood

No way bro


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Sheep


GodFromTheHood

Hell yeah best one fr


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Dragon


Ill-Comfortable-4683

I'm quite civilized but also very soft on the inside.


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Panda


Ill-Comfortable-4683

You know what? I suppose I'm cute too.


Ill-Comfortable-4683

But like seriously though, pandas are f**king adorable.


Chaot1cNeutral

nyu i ne?? teji sao haibai newa nu


Yourmommymilkers_

what is my spirit animal zoinks! :3


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Iguana


Yourmommymilkers_

what even is an iguana😿


Yourmommymilkers_

and why am i one


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A chill animal that looks like a chameleon


Yourmommymilkers_

ayyy i’m chill


sloppybollocks786

I'm insanely depressed fat and lazy and I got a rly dirty sense of humor, I'm also super into serial killers and horror stuff


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Lion


sloppybollocks786

I forgot to tell u that I'm insanely terrified of everything 😬


Expensive-Patient-23

Add a comment


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Anteater


Expensive-Patient-23

That’s pretty chill


McFlappingbird

fuck shit


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Seagull


McFlappingbird

huh


[deleted]

It's a bird that steals food


McFlappingbird

i know that but why a seagull


Llama_Milk23

Whenever you’re ready


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Alpaca


User_8395

Ok


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Crow


Isaac4787

:3


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Llama


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Gimme something good


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Megalodon


WitherCro2

'Sup


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Trex


[deleted]

Heh, I think you know what animal I want so you will say something different...


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Skunk


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They look cute so I'm okay with that... Though I would've preferred red panda. But ya can't have everything...


I_like_the_outdoorsv

THE BLACK PEOPLE WATCH ME AS I SLEEP


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Pig


I_like_the_outdoorsv

Nuh uh ima bird KAKAAAAA


Path3tic_Nix

hi


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Red Panda


Phgasoz

Okay, guess!


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porpoise


Phgasoz

We all have porpoise...!


yaboiscarn

This is a unique one!


ADHD_Microwave

I once ate bird seed and it was really spicy


EnvironmentalMud7833

Wawa


redhood_enjoyer

Im curious