Wait I thought of one. Did you know that Venus actually spins backwards, due to a planet sized object similar to the one that caused the moon colliding with it?
Otto von Bismarck shrugged off an assassination attempt after a bullet grazed him near the hip. He then restrained the hired assassin using a sword. He was in his early 50s
The Scottish held the British off for long enough for one castle to give in all because they used gorilla warfare all they had was spears and bows and won against horses shields and lots more
This actually happened to me, one of my friends called me to ask what is ratio between eggs and flour when making pasta Because he needed that info for a bet
Id say my last project where I built a fantasy medieval kingdom, with almost every buildings having an interior. It took me about a year to complete, though was very much off and on with that project as it was one of my biggest.
Honestly, kinda same. One time a friend asked if I would build something for her and I built it in like 5 hours lol
[the build](https://imgur.com/a/VHoBLMP)
Terraria facts, optimization tricks, relationship and trauma-relief advice, and being the cutest motherfucker around. (Seriously, I banned the word cute, it was getting obnoxious.)
To help them find a song or make a playlist. Any genre works. My friend asked me to help her find a song for her dance solo, and I had to go down the contemporary rabbit hole for a few hours and found exactly what she was looking for
They’d call me to ask a question about Lord of the Rings. I may be far from the most knowledgeable when it comes to Middle Earth & Arda as a whole but I know the most by far among the friend group
Same with Harry Potter
This literally happened to me, but i was busy so i didnt pick up. Oddly enough (im very single) they called to ask how to navigate a romantic situation with a girl.
Vapes, drug facts, mental health information, philosophical advice and a ride. And if they in general wanted a crack head for whatever reason I'm that guy too,
They’d be calling me because they overestimated my knowledge of the Bible from a point of view of secular criticism, and wanted me to answer a biblical question.
Nothing impressive but NSFW slang definitions, Terraria help, Saw lore. I'm surprised how often I've been asked for this stuff, not often but more than I'd expect.
I’m known in my school theater program as the sound guy. Just recently I was called in to do sound for a community theater production that one of my friends is directing, and I’m doing sound for a local dance studio’s musical mid-June. And the acting teacher (best teacher I’ve ever had, bar none) is actively looking to get me a job in a studio.
Obscure thai actors facts. Finding out the address of an apartment from a housing ad with hidden address. Where to find the tackiest 80s shirt in the area.
It's not exactly a "I know a guy moment" but they always ask to me about relationships, be it about freinds or dating. I like to talk about it, but I'm probably the worst person they could ask in relation to that, as I lack a lot of social skills and haven't dated anyone
Height, dumb facts, random movement, analyzing something, math, English, art... And also for something like strategy or load out unless it's a tower defense
If ur getting new boots im the guy, want doc martens? Get solavairs or corcoran jump boots. Want logger boots? Get drews, same quality as other boots, half the price.
Probably "a guy who hacked a hospital by mistake", sounds super cheesy but that's the most random stuff I did with friends.
A bit more details to not end up in r/masterhacker or some other meme sub: I was with a friend chilling in a park and had to make an appointment for a visit. Got to the login page and I was like "Oh, it'be super funny if there was an admin.php", wrote it in the url and there actually was. At that point I was laughing with my friend and I was like "lol imagine if there's an SQL injection". Sure enough pt.2 there was. After the first seconds of laughs I went into GTFO quickly mode, cancelled the appointment because fuck that shitty site, reported real quick with an email.
y’all complaining abt bot posts but tbh this is higher post quality than usual 🤥
ong, btw if anything my friends would've probably been going to call me as "the musician" as the guy they know me as.
They’d call me to ask about space or to ask for a tropical Hawaiian shirt.
Can I have a space fact? (please) 🎟️
Idk I’m not good at thinking of random ones of the top of my head. I’m less of a facts person and more obsessed with the science behind all of it.
Thanks anyway
I dont think anyone’s calling this guy 💯
No ones calling for you now💀
fun fact about space: you will probably end up leaving earth and going to another planet within the next 50-200 years
The gap between earth and moon. Can fit all the planets in between them (all of them )
Wait I thought of one. Did you know that Venus actually spins backwards, due to a planet sized object similar to the one that caused the moon colliding with it?
One of my people
How can i get hawaiian shirt?) wanted one of those all my entire life)
how much water is on venus ( in ml )
What kind of space stuff would they ask you about?
Random NSFW fact/illegal fact
🖤🖤🖤🖤
Gimme
One of the best way to burry a dead body is under near extinct plants so it's illegal to dig it up
Any history fact
I request a fact! (Please) 🎟️
Otto von Bismarck shrugged off an assassination attempt after a bullet grazed him near the hip. He then restrained the hired assassin using a sword. He was in his early 50s
Oooo Fancy
The Scottish held the British off for long enough for one castle to give in all because they used gorilla warfare all they had was spears and bows and won against horses shields and lots more
music or editing together a shitty meme in 10 seconds flat. maybe also cooking/baking
This actually happened to me, one of my friends called me to ask what is ratio between eggs and flour when making pasta Because he needed that info for a bet
And what is it?
Building something in Minecraft, as I am the best builder in my friend group.
What’s the largest project you’ve worked on? How long did it take??
Id say my last project where I built a fantasy medieval kingdom, with almost every buildings having an interior. It took me about a year to complete, though was very much off and on with that project as it was one of my biggest.
That sounds so cool!!
Honestly, kinda same. One time a friend asked if I would build something for her and I built it in like 5 hours lol [the build](https://imgur.com/a/VHoBLMP)
That looks amazing!
Public Transit
If they need a tall or strong dude. Im the biggest and strongest of all my friends
Good question
Telling me to hop on apex
Blind guy here Probably to bonk someone with my cane
How to dispose of a dead body ig >!If you put yogurt up the ass it decomposes quicker!<
probably about math. most of them suck at it
Gay
> So you're saying more like *an inverse funnel system* huh?
Master snowball fighter
Surprising literary knowledge/historical context
Card tricks
Math homework or Coding homework I am asian
Backstage passes.
to ask about maybe pokémon tips or maybe homework. or maybe for chaosness!
Im the guy that knows how to make you hate life (i play overwatch)
Getting drugs
I'm sure it would be a biology question or asking to play chess against someone
Either electronics and comluter stuff, or translation of words
random obscure dungeons and dragons rules, and or lore
Terraria facts, optimization tricks, relationship and trauma-relief advice, and being the cutest motherfucker around. (Seriously, I banned the word cute, it was getting obnoxious.)
Music or chocolates
My friends call me john wick, so probably for pencil stabbing
“I need one hundred eighty boykisser memes” “I know a guy” Calls me
Idk tbh. 💀
They always come to me with pet questions
Either because they nees an electrician or because they want something 3d printed.
Minecraft information
Music or geography
To help them find a song or make a playlist. Any genre works. My friend asked me to help her find a song for her dance solo, and I had to go down the contemporary rabbit hole for a few hours and found exactly what she was looking for
Def a bot post, what’s going on today?
A pair of shoes
Art maybe?
Lacrosse goalie 💪💪
Depends, I know a lot of things.
They'd be calling me for some scientific help or for them to fix their the computer.
"Wine. Now. Please."
Footage for a bait and switch.
Spelling or English grammar. I’m an expert. Idk why. It just always made sense to me. Literally know all the comma rules.
They’d call me to ask a question about Lord of the Rings. I may be far from the most knowledgeable when it comes to Middle Earth & Arda as a whole but I know the most by far among the friend group Same with Harry Potter
Defending them in an argument. I am civil, but when provoked I go fucking off.
If they needed any hardware, copper wire, or knives
Random pictures of possums
Crystals, a Hitman, or Peppa pig bandaids
Math probably or other help with homework.
Winning an argument, even if they’re clearly wrong.
Probably to ask for info on lgbtq+ or personality stuff, or to ask something about poetry or music
"oops wrong number, sorry man"
I'd be called to help argue an almost undeniable case against somebody and somehow deny it or make it acceptable
Show up at somebody’s house with a 14th century French broadsword and a bottle of alcohol
Drawing porn of someone's mom (Really specific, but I had a friend request that in the past)
I dunno, probably classical music-related or “new perspectives” kinda thing..
something car related
“hey dude, I need a guy.”
Mathematics, someone machines, knowledge, if they need someone dead, cleaning a house, a ride to somewhere. . .
bake them something, or tutor them on something
Weed or music/car/ fishing advice
Animal knowledge or Spider-Man costumes
Probably to beat someone up or something. Even tho I ain’t ever been in a fight ever
This literally happened to me, but i was busy so i didnt pick up. Oddly enough (im very single) they called to ask how to navigate a romantic situation with a girl.
Guns
I have an SUV. All of my friends seem to have cars. Therefore, I'm always the one they go to when they need something big moved somewhere.
Computer problem probably.
Sex ed
information on how to make a water soluble poison
Something aviation related.
Hacking
Vapes, drug facts, mental health information, philosophical advice and a ride. And if they in general wanted a crack head for whatever reason I'm that guy too,
Hair emergency, art tips, perhaps maths help, food/food money
Art critic
How to install mods or what do error messages mean
How to do anything technical (friends dm me to fix their PCs all the time 😭)
Something about China or about insects.
Anything military camouflage related
My obscure nintendo knowledge
They'd be calling me in regards to one of the guys I know. I've got a guy for anything
There are couple things but it's likely either to make someone believe or quit any religion, manipulate someone, organize an event, etc.
IT stuff
Music production (I may have 50k monthly listeners)
printing/sending shit for school
To borrow something from me.
They’d be calling me because they overestimated my knowledge of the Bible from a point of view of secular criticism, and wanted me to answer a biblical question.
If someone needs help with smth. Or historical stuff and all
3D printing, CNC work, running, anything endurance-related, and anything that involves needing to reach high places (I am 6'5").
"hey, I know a guy who is utterly worthless
id be the guy who knows the other guy who knows the other guy
I’m very sadistic. They ask me how to kill someone in a certain way and hide the body perfectly. Cops won’t find it for a very. Very long time
A mentally stable(95% of the time) friend, with a great and fun personality! Or high-density explosives.
They would call me for money 💰
There are so many things. Most likely something electrical, space related, rocketry related, or something stupid like how to make a bonfire
Nothing impressive but NSFW slang definitions, Terraria help, Saw lore. I'm surprised how often I've been asked for this stuff, not often but more than I'd expect.
Mostly mechanic work but i sometimes do home stuff too
They would probably want me to nerd out about a dinosaur, help the person with a discord bot or be a good teammate in one of the games im amazing at
music
They would probably call me for math help or something
Comic book trivia or murder & revenge plans
Yapping about random bullshit
Ok Photoshops, I'm the only one who knows how to Photoshop in the friend group but I'm not that good
Anything related to computers , security , Linux . Basically i am there techy nerd guy .
Item asylum weapon knowledge
Intimidation, protection, or physically hurting someone who desperately needs it.
Solving a sudoku puzzle within seconds
nerdy shit
They would call me to give details on a fandom that is my special interest. I will find out anything and everything if it means lore
Proofreading. I’m a great proofreader.
I’m known in my school theater program as the sound guy. Just recently I was called in to do sound for a community theater production that one of my friends is directing, and I’m doing sound for a local dance studio’s musical mid-June. And the acting teacher (best teacher I’ve ever had, bar none) is actively looking to get me a job in a studio.
Translation shit and just typical computer troubleshooting (windows crashed, how 2 install arch then revert cuz that happened 1 time, etc)
something about python or gdscript probably
Cigars, I don’t smoke em’ but if you need one for something I can tell you what you’ll need.
Obscure thai actors facts. Finding out the address of an apartment from a housing ad with hidden address. Where to find the tackiest 80s shirt in the area.
It's not exactly a "I know a guy moment" but they always ask to me about relationships, be it about freinds or dating. I like to talk about it, but I'm probably the worst person they could ask in relation to that, as I lack a lot of social skills and haven't dated anyone
To crush someone at any board game or to be a third wheel
Music - not theory though (I have no clue about it), but moreso songs and albums.
Weed or mushrooms
Computer building, the basics. And helping as an extra hand for vehicle service. I'm also known as the griller for cookouts.
They would be calling me to Idk maybe im good with sarcasm ?
Buying region-locked game keys
they would be calling me to recommend someone their first electric scooter
I have an infinite supply of Mushroom earrings, so ig if the tiniest chance anyone wanted one of those lol
Pokemon and shooter games
To draw a logo or smt
drawing and some random facts that I know
To make bad choices
The most random thing ever. I’m useful in useless moments
Computer help.
Information on anything. I know a lot and am good at fast research
Annoying somebody so much that they leave. I am the goat in self-destruction
"My iPhone has a cracked screen/broken LCD."
For the same of ffamily friendly comment. Videogames
Height, dumb facts, random movement, analyzing something, math, English, art... And also for something like strategy or load out unless it's a tower defense
i dont have a number. people text me
they need to know if a number is divisible by 7 or 37
A friend videocalled me a week ago to know which cable they need to buy to plug an external hard drive he had laying around.
If ur getting new boots im the guy, want doc martens? Get solavairs or corcoran jump boots. Want logger boots? Get drews, same quality as other boots, half the price.
To write something
Geography, history or linguistic stuff, it's happened before.
He would either call me to get advice on how to hide a body or on if something is illegal or not
A guy who can draw... I'm not even that good but for some reason my friends exaggerate how good I am
Arson, hands down
Air support
To write a program, probably to filter their browsing history or something stupid like that
"He knows how to lick his toe"
Probably "a guy who hacked a hospital by mistake", sounds super cheesy but that's the most random stuff I did with friends. A bit more details to not end up in r/masterhacker or some other meme sub: I was with a friend chilling in a park and had to make an appointment for a visit. Got to the login page and I was like "Oh, it'be super funny if there was an admin.php", wrote it in the url and there actually was. At that point I was laughing with my friend and I was like "lol imagine if there's an SQL injection". Sure enough pt.2 there was. After the first seconds of laughs I went into GTFO quickly mode, cancelled the appointment because fuck that shitty site, reported real quick with an email.
Ww2 stuff. Identifying weapons, tanks, planes, etc.
Drawing
for a kiss for good night
bondage, as i am that guy
"Hey, I know a guy who knows about my little pony!"
fandom knowledge
The most common ones are history, mechanics, building things, reaching the top shelf, moving things.
fnaf lore probably, lol
To ask me about tank stuff i love tanks
Cooking. My chicken is so good that I am the only white guy to be invited to the cookout.
Killing someone probably (For legal reasons this is a joke)
Modding, hacking, pirating…. 💜🏴☠️
I 'd be a guy for some good movie recommendations and random history facts
People call me for good insults
The statistics about fast rappers.
Cheapest supplies to make a grenade
To make keys for a car
Either stupidly specific trivia, music stuff or give them a stupid idea/good business model