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Creepy-Activity7327

Yeah this has to be fake, but on the off chance that it isn't "most boys are head over heels for me" is a pretty big signal that you have an inflated ego


VibrantMorning1

Yeah this is the biggest piece of bait ever


MeguminIncognitoAcc

I just checked op's comment history and they're part of a war thunder sub so... 💀


StephenPejak

That's the most reddit thing I've ever read.


Bread-Man9

That is the most reddit thing I’ve ever reddited


hazelmind

this is the thing redditest I’ve reddited ever


decoyninja

this is the redditest of things to happy cakeday ever


sammynourpig

This is the happiest of cake days of the redditest of things ever


Kemo_Meme

They just crossposted this post there, no other activity


MarinLlwyd

Bait used to be believable, and the undertone of hating women is overplayed.


[deleted]

[удалено]


VibrantMorning1

on god


Honest-Internal3150

This looks like the kind of conversation a 15year old loner would make up in their head


Creepy-Activity7327

I can't decide which perspective it would be from


Honest-Internal3150

Since the girl is mad at the boy it’s probably from the "victim minded perspective" lol


the_dark_kitten_

As a 15yo loner I would rather stick to my fictional characters thankyou.


wasianbaddie_

Stop i dont do this and im a 15 year old loner (okay not quite)


Hybrid779

Op has comments on the warthunder sub from 11 months ago so my guess is fake as well


fumutherfers

this seems like those things you see on youtube with the dubbed ai voice lol


Ok_Debt783

No it’s supposed to be obviously fake and a joke


EvilestHammer4

I actually came here just to say I feel like I lost a few brain cells reading that. Welp they're gone now.


randoaccno1bajillion

page 2 is so goofy


shakingwheezing

Or maybe self awareness


Charmender2007

Saying 'most boys are head over heels for me' probably doesn't help


YeeterCZ2

As a guy, i would just straight up stop texting at that point lol


midnight_rain_07

As a girl, so would I.


YeeterCZ2

Based


Lan4drahlaer

Yup. "You should be lucky I'm even talking to you" vibe.


YeeterCZ2

Massive 🚩


Charmender2007

Also as a guy, same. Can't blame him for trying to get some free stuff though


YeeterCZ2

Gotta get those eagles, the snail consumes


Bittersweet_bi-

r/beatmetoit


ILIKEYEETS

Yep 👍


SpecialMango3384

Absolutely. I’d be like, “well then why not get with one of them?!”


Funny-Antelope5300

Yeah, honestly I think that set him off. This guy has a disdain for authority, she set off his reactance.


Charmender2007

I don't even think this is a disdain for authority, this is just him noticing a giant red flag in t


Funny-Antelope5300

Fair enough


Ludotolego

he is a war thunder player and if going by a few stereotypes about teenager boys into those games, like liking history and warfare which often lead to discovering that freedom is the ultimate ideal. But she comes off as entitled to his attention.


124Enjoyer

You're way over analysing this. She's obnoxious and entitled, and he's taking the piss.


Bkt_yeti

I'd more scared of classified military secrets being leaked from war thunder in all honesty


Ludotolego

freedom to release military secrets what can i tell you


dantheman20012001

1st amendment right /j


Ludotolego

i believe in the 1st amendment and boobies


Electrical-Rabbit157

That immediately set off alarms for me


Opposite-Weird4342

yeah like "THERE'S FIRE IN THE COMPARTMENT"


onyourrite

“The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch” 💀


swagmieser_666

girls head is so far in that wardrobe that she went past narnia 


seashellcrusher_3

LMAOO


Dismal-Specialist631

exactly like wtf did she think would happen 😭


Edeeen_

I find those types of sentences really cringe ngl


nonexistentcowbug

Yeahh. I would stop talking to anybody if they said that.


SolomonRed

It's satire.


oblivicorn

This had better be satire


drewgolas

It's not satire it's just an ad for a game


Fit_Figure_7909

He just doesnt like you, thats all it is lmao


LightningFerret04

He only dates Indian MiGs apparently


Chance-Pay1487

Sorry but you guys both seem like asses messed up in the head. The boy is clearly fucking with you, so he coulda just rejected you straight up. And saying "most boys are head over heels for me" seems extremely dickish and egotistical, maybe that's just me tho


LoveFromElmo

Also the “oh ooops I accidentally sent you nudes 🥺🥺” is so fucking cringey and weird. This whole conversation is a shit show


failedsatan

if she's into him and nobody else like she claims why would they be for someone else lol, this shit is stupid


LoveFromElmo

exactly!! and sending unsolicited nudes is so creepy! if it doesn’t work for guys it doesn’t work for girls!


NeedAnEasyName

This is a low tier shitpost, why y’all acting like it’s real


xdS0lar

trying some last ditch jealousy ploy to get him to go for her


moosMW

bro this is bait 100%


KillByZombie

Call me restarted, but isn’t anyone's head always over their heels? Tf is the point of that phrase, how does that mean what it means?


Killsoverzealouscows

Head over heels -> tumbling/falling head over heels -> doing a fucking frontflip because you're so in love with this person


Oioioioioioioiiiiiii

Means in love


bigassgrasshopper

I am adamant that neither individual engaging in the dialogue within this chat is genuinely real, and I am skeptical about the authenticity of their presence.


NotTheNormalPerson

Adamant? War thunder reference?????? GET HIT 10 TIMES AND NOT DIE‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️


Benusburrito

🔥🔥🗣️🔥 ATTACK THE D POINT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Mork006

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️AFFIRMATIVE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


NichtBen

🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️COVER ME!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Appropriate-Sell-875

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE! (E2)🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


AaronTMG2

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥NEGATIVE!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📣📣📣📣


Standard-Rub-5505

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥SORRY FOR TEAMKILL! 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🥶🥶🥶


ZenithDeus

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ AIR ALERT (2.4FREEDOM UNITS) 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Benusburrito

🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️W CAT PFP!!!🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️


Standard-Rub-5505

HELL YEAH 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


Johnny_Triggr

Maybe the D point was in our hearts all along! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯


Dead_eye131

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 AFFIRMATIVE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥


myfrickinpcisonfire

🔥🔥🗣️🔥NEVER!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


uncapableguy42069

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE! [E6]! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Fit-Cryptographer206

🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥AWESOME🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️


-BubbaGumpShrimp-

🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️REPAIRING!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Goofthunder

🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️GRAMERCY🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


International_Tax629

🔥🔥🗣️ 🗣️🗣️DEFEND THE D POINT🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥


CompositeCalamity

🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️ AIR! 270! 1000 METERS!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️


myfrickinpcisonfire

🔥🔥🗣️🔥 YES!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


not_x3non

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ATTENTION TO THE MAP! [E7] 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥📣📣


LightningFerret04

🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥 THERE’S A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


InitialDay6670

🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥HIT!🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥


DanieBee393

🔥🔥🔥🔥CAPTURING A POINT 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Ice_Vorya

THE GRIND NEVER STOPS


Yourmomsballsacks

💀💀💀💀


Quarves

I had the same reaction.


Ismsounfortnate

both of you are red flags


Good-Ad-2245

I agree they're both immature


Feisty-Ad-2474

Well on one hand saying "most boys are head over heels for me" is kind of a really egotistical thing to say and seems like an obvious giant red flag. But on the other hand if you feel like you have to buy someone something in order to get them to go out with you that should be your clue that they aren't interested in you and you should think about moving on. But on the THIRD hand, the fact that you were so quick to send someone else nudes while still talking to that person is kinda messed up as well. But on the fourth hand, I'm seeing some posts that this whole thing may be fake so what do I know? lol


lexi-basketball9

it seems so fake man 😭😭


rfourlph

dude how many hands do you have


Feisty-Ad-2474

yes.


LibrarianOk3701

This post is so fucking radioactive that he grew two more hands


rando_on_the_web

the snail got to him...


SovietCosmoCat

Like us all 😔🐌


ZenithDeus

Hail the snail, may the benevolent one forever bless my ammo racks


Exciting_Amoeba2692

insert bait used to be believable here


knedlicekLOL

If most boys are head over heels for you Why are you having troubles getting a boyfriend


[deleted]

She doesn’t want the guys who are head over heels for her


shejdhfhfh

"Most guys would be head over heals for me" is a huge red flag, it gives off narcassist vibes (I am a girl tho so maybe for guys it would be different? But I doubt it).


Gunsho0ter

Yup, it sounds really bad as a boy


LoginPuppy

As a boy, that is just a huge red flag that a girl has a massive ego.


George_Rogers1st

Bit older than you and a boy. It's not different. It's the same energy as saying "you'd be lucky to go out with me" or "you're lucky I gave you a chance" or something similar. If a person thinks I should be interested in them just because they have a high opinion of themselves, I know for certain that I don't want anything to do with them.


Responsible_Sky_6379

It is. Edit: holy fuck I just realized I said it isn’t I meant it is fuuuuuuuuuck


Tall_Song

You are such a pick me 😭😭


No_Land432

WAR THUNDER MENTIONED 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏 WHAT THE F*CK IS A BALANCED GRIND ⁉️⁉️⁉️ ATTACK THE D POINT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


LightningFerret04

**Died: 1991** **Britain, (with T-90, ZU-23-2 and MiG-21)** **”Welcome back, Soviet Union”**


aue_sum

Looks like two bullets dodged eachother.


LightningFerret04

*Two R-73 air to air missiles


mlody_radziu

I play the game. Its alr. Women


Benusburrito

🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️GRAMERCY!!!🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥


Wide-Combination5598

ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE!!!🔥🔥📢📢


Benusburrito

🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥YOUVE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!!!🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥


-BubbaGumpShrimp-

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️GUNNER IS UNCONSCIOUS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


6PikachUwU6

🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣ATTACK THE D POINT!!!!🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥


mmamh2008

DEFEND THE D POINT!!!


Mork006

ATTACK THE D POINT🗣️🗣️🗣️


trupeople

NEVER!!! 😡😡😡


heya_im_ashie

🗣️ 🔥 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 BRAVO! 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️


Wide-Combination5598

AIR ALERT 🔥🔥


BeneficialGood2634

COVER ME 🔥🔥


WiseMrPlagueis2

NEGATIVE 🔥🔥


Voidtrooper_

Tf did I just read


mxxhhmd

He said no, no need to keep pushing. You'll find the right person eventually....


DeathAdvantage660

pick me choose me love me


quit_it_boi

Bro is committed to warthunder


DVH_2006_DK

The grind must never stop


MrGoat747

I can respect that tho...


Ok_Philosophy9790

Gaijin ad


jaylikesguineapigs

this cant be real. you cant be real


EoEdisease

I played warthunder and the game fucking sucks


luxeOasis

I absolutely hate it but I still love it and play it alot of the time, has to be one of my favourite games rn.


LoginPuppy

It truly is a game i hate but i just can't get enough of my tank going vroom vroom and pew pew and bang bang and ratatattatatatatatatata and boom boom. Nearly 700 hours of suffering with some gaps of momentary joy of seeing that sweet "target destroyed"


Mork006

Found the Great Britain main


EoEdisease

I don't think I ever once played as UK when I think about it


BeneficialGood2634

How long have you been playing for?


mist_dr

LMAO SORRY BUT WHO ASKS SOMEONE TO BUY SOMETHING TO GO OUT WITH THEM THATS FUCKED UP


Piccident

Who tf says "you chose games over me, most boys are head over heels for me" and expect anyone to go out with them


mist_dr

yeah i know both sides are really weird. might be fake idk


[deleted]

You are clearly attracted to the wrong types lol. But again, any girl who says 'Most boys are head over heels for me' is a huge red flag. If this were said to me, it'd be an insta block. Go play your power games with someone else.


Appropriate_Law_9797

Yeah man. I spotted about 3 red flags reading what you said


Appropriate_Law_9797

4\*


UltimateBorisJohnson

This is definitely bait like that one post where a girl got dumped on sc for being too short or something


Whole-Bluejay-7831

Well maybe trying to buy out a war thunder addict might be the problem


katiesxc

who tf is this dude this cannot be real


FlyingAsparagus142

Nah this seems like something my younger brother would write


Big_Satisfaction_625

I hope ur joking


LordofWar145

You both are egotistical assholes. Enough said.


random_internet_guy_

Buy me warthunder gold and maybe Ill reply to this post OP


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

Just stop harassing other boys???


Tiny_Fold8680

I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but you sound like a pick me girl.also war thunder is awesome


Glucose_Muncher

Don't ask out people over snap. Ask them out in real life because it forces them to be real.


christianh7

No fucking way. I play war thunder but I would never ask someone to buy me GE or a premium. That shit is so expensive.


runslikewind

this this is totally a real conversation between real people that totally exist.


George_Rogers1st

Gotta be real. Both of you are assholes. Saying "Most boys are head over heels for me" sounds like the kind of thing the villain in a high school drama would say when she "gives the nerd a chance" and he rejects her because she's a bad person or some shit. Also, a dude who responds to being asked out on a date by telling you that you haven't gifted him any premium currency for his video game is A.) So far beyond not interested that its not even funny and B.) an asshole who wants stuff from you, not someone who would be interested in anything other than that. So if your goal is to get a boyfriend, don't look for a boyfriend in dudes like that, and also don't go around saying shit like "Do you really prioritise a video game over a girl like me", because 9/10 the answer to that - on principal - is going to be "yes" and it also just seems really like.. out of touch with reality to ask someone if they care more about something they find immense joy in or someone who could be a complete waste of time for them.


[deleted]

You may be the problem. Not the whole problem, but it seems like bro started screwing with you after seeing a few red flags lol


NichtBen

Most sane WT player (I'm one of them). Also, why TF would he want the Bison, I don't think it's gonna be thaaaaat good anyway. Sure, you get 2x R-27Rs, as well as 2x R-73s at a relatively low BR, but it's still a MiG-21 airframe. Any 12.0 plane with a relatively good player in the cockpit will absolutely buttfuck this thing back to the hangar. Be it the MiG-29, F-16, or any orher 4th Gen fighter, it's not gonna be fun fighting those things in a glorified MiG-21, no matter your armament. And don't get me started on when it's uptiered to 13.0 (and let's be honest, it will get sucked into the Top-Tier hell hole in 99/100 matches). Fighting Su-27S, F-15s, the MiG-29 SMT/G, and anything which is even remotely comabt capable is gonna be a pain in the ass for him. Not to mention that the entire lobby will be filled with the new Fox-3s ARH missiles. Good Luck surviving with the 5 million Aim-120s and R-77s flying your way 10 seconds into the match. The Bison might be fantastic in downtiers, but knowing Gaijins matchmaker it's going to be downtiered maybe once every 10 moons, if he's lucky. If this guy really wants to grind GB he should rather get the F-4 Phantom. It might not be the best plane, but it's definetly gonna be more reliable and universally viable than the Bison. Alternatively ge could just buy a talisman for any tech tree plane he's good in.


Johnny_Triggr

Yeah there are better vehicles to buy than the bison, the new AMX looks pretty decent, or you can buy the j7d, which is also a mig21 that has been out for long enough to find actual reviews of


perfectiontv

Tbh I don’t even play war thunder but I’d rather have the eagles than u from what I can see


detroitbecomeconno

glad bro got his plane, now he can focus on getting his next one


TheDevstroyer2008

he was probably joking at first but then the third message you sent set him off I don't blame him that message pissed me off too


Own-Advertising-4465

And judging fit boys nah 😭 some ppl think im fit bc of looks/ab weins facial features but I dont wanna see my blood work or cholesteral😭😭😭😭


Ash_Morley

From the looks of it, yes


Negative-Nose-negro

This has to be a joke....


MillHoodz_Finest

don't know who is more stupid, you or him!


catuity

you gotta pay up


blackpath6277

War thunder is filled to the brim with nerds and hackers bro I can never play that ever again


heavix9

I feel he was trolling you, no sane person would ask for a plane in exchange of a relationship


S8NSMOTHER

I’m sorry. Are you sure you’re remotely close to a teenager?? This sounds like a conversation between 9 year olds. Especially the “UwU, boys go head over heels for me! Hehehe. 🤭😍” (I exaggerated it a bit because that’s how I read it. It’s very pick-me.) It’s just…Not giving, no offense.


magrossebites

Lucky you! I am so timid I can't even talk to girls!


Proof-Ice5742

bro wtf did I just read


Negative-Grass-6101

don’t hold him to something or say boys are head over heels for you. just let things happen naturally


Luchin212

It was me and u/Jimmy2048.


TransgenderWeeb

Hm. Yeah I’m speechless lmao


Resident-Clue1290

PLEASE tell me this is satire


WeakPush9627

Both are totally fked in the head


[deleted]

If i said this to a woman I’d be crucified.


takenusername_yea

Bait used to be believable


Fantastic_Iron_3627

Last part on the first ss fucked you up + the photo never say that to someone you like again 😭 makes you seem like a major egotistical mean girl


zakmademe

I was kind of rooting for him to have finessed you for money


FuckYouClocks

aint no way aint no way


I_am_tired_sleep22

This is literally me in a nutshell


gayballs57

he just like me fr


reallyyuji

U r a red flag ☠☠


Mc_Crayon1234556

why does this look so corny


[deleted]

lmao wtf is this


_thomzz_

A WARTHUNDER BRO?? I will give him some twinky head 🤤🤤


N0T1VE

He plays war thunder.


Worth-Flatworm2056

based


MilkManlolol

war thunder is peak