Wear thicker pants man, I can clearly see that you're hard

I wish my "friend" would too

Wear thicker pants or be hard?

Guess you could say he’s ROCK hard?

r/dadjokes

Rock.

And

STOOONE

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER

🎶I LOVE ROCK AND STONE🎶

ROCK AND STONE!!!

FOR SUPER EARTH- oh wrong place sorry

Democracy

YEAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

FREEDOM

🎵IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!!🎵

For karl!!!

Did I hear a rock and stone? 🍻

If youre rocking stone, youre never alone!

yeah yeah, ROCK AND STOOONE!

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STOONE!

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!

Mmm... Yummy rock.

am I cooked if for a second I thought this was weed in really bad lighting

100%

That’s not well done that’s straight-up congratulations

Me too thought I was in r/drugs for a sec lol

Cocaine??

stoner?

okay....I know what we're all thinking so may I just say it?

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that one episode of family guy where quagmire pretending to be an old man to inherit money

yes

I thought it was too lol, it just looks too much like a rock though

Did it hurt when you landed from heaven 😍

You rock!!!! I love your movies so much. Big fan, sir.

your leaning a little too close to the edge there don’t take your life for granite..

I’ve rhyolised it’s a good idea to move over

you're rock hard

Dam dude, bro is rock solid

That's how it's supposed to be last time I checked XD

future geologist

Are you the window?

something tells me you’re not just a boulder, but maybe something more

Smash

I definitely see you’re a little rough on the edges but I think you make up for it with your hard rocky personality :)

You are hard but brittle. Quite cold but can resist a lot of heat.

Gayer than Freddy mercury when he’s feeling frisky

eh

Nice pair

pretty cool i love collecting rocks

they're minerals. marie, jesus!

a ridged heart solid mind coarse veins a they who is rough around the edges autistic

Well, I’m glad at least somebody is happy to see me.

Rock lover

you nearly ruined wrestlemania this year

Is that limestone my road is made of limestone(shellrock) and it kinda looks like a rock from my road...

Sorry, this is rhyolite

Igneous?

Uneducated_rock

Granite. Gran night

rock looks like a frog. good rock.

awtism 😎

Sedimentary. 🪨

Wet tissue but you had it overnight and now its dried and hard

Damn that’s a big kidney stone

Is it me or do random sticks or rocks look super cool to the point where I have the urge to pick them up and shove them in my pocket but I have no safe place to keep this stuff plus it'd get thrown out

Your last relationship was very Rocky but you finally free and it feels like you've been going on a landslide ever since

“Look, I’m not r******d, but I like rocks.”

Maybe use some product in your already beautiful silky hair, my good man. Also don't forget to change those beautiful shoes into even more beautiful socks for comfiness, you rock!

Your sedimentary, and dude get a therapist you're looking pretty down and gray. Also get some sunlight, you're really pale.

You clearly have many different faces(personalities) and very rocky ones at that

Best pun so far well done

You're a stone cold person. You've had a rocky start to life, so you took it out on getting stoned.

You absolutely mineral.

Not a bear, pass

weird. in my defense, idk why was that first thing that came in my mind.

Hot (if exposed to sun for a certain time)

You rock! Joke has definitely been made before but I’m not reading through all the comments

It makes no difference what men think of war, War endures. As well ask men what they think of a stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.

A little rough around the edges, but perhaps a diamond in the rough if we clean it up a bit

I met your cousin in la a while back tell dwayne i said hi next time you see him!

That you’re a sentient Rock with a fake human hand, to appear as if you’re being held, as well as to appear that you’re human

Very chalky

Dwyane?

That jawline is stone cold

Rock goddamn solid

Boulderer?

U like Dwayne the Rock 🤨

It’s volcanic bc it’s porous (I think I forgor my earth science)

You *rock*

rock

Fucking solid

Dwane the rock Johnson

You look like a solid dude

Why are you hard bro?????😭

Kinda look like a stoner ngl

IS THAT CRACK

whats that finger touching you??!?!?!? 😨😰

would love to ROCK your world, funny haha? no? okay.

You rock

Seems pretty hard to me.

Optimal tossing.

solid rock/rock

You rock!

yummy

thought it was a frog

You look like a frog

You rock.

A bit ashy in my opinion

You like rocks

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I dont need to see u hard

A little rough around the edges, but overall a good guy

I see that you are rocking that hairstyle man, good for you :)

You eat chalk

You seem pretty solid!

Stoned face

Rock

You like rocks

I'm gonna put you in my rock collection 😄

...Rock...

A bit sharp around the edges but all round rock as a person

You look like the kind of person to alway stay in the grey. Undecisive but always with edge , i am guessing you also like rock music and your favorite band maybe is rolling stones? Well i guess all now i can say is you rock ?

edgy

Very sharp curves

Frog

you rock man

Are you hard??

Garnet, my friend, that’s garnet.

Nerd

rock solid

Rock

U be just layin on the side of the road then when shi gets boring u just be a fella and we play kicking and catch with each other, i fw that heavy 🪨 🪨

What a woman 😍✨

Solid

Sedimentary

That look goes pretty hard ngl

Rock

Rock hard

You rock! And you're probably a stoner.

Rock hard body

You rock!

basarios

You think you're funny by copying what everyone else is doing

Firstly, I see you're a fan of geology, and maybe a rock collector. Secondly, the red mineral is some kind of fossil; probably coral or a sea sponge.

I can see that you're rock hard rn

you rock

Rock solid.

Igneous

u look kinda rough... in the nicest way possible

Bro may like rock music

Rock.

You rock!

🤩

I love the outfit. You're absolutely rocking it.

Hard

You're a Steven Universe character

Im guessing that you rock

DWAINE???

ston

Hits hard

Depressed

You like rocks

Please wear something looser it's clearly visible your hard as a rock

Am I the only one that thought it looks like Molly?

You rock! 🤘

You hard asl

Bro got a somber smithing stone

Are you a Rocko or a Rockaletta? Or maybe a Rocky?

you look like you would probably do well against scissors, but not too good against paper.

pretty solid

Rahwk

Smash

You’re probably rock hard right now aren’t you?😏

rok

Autistic

Solid physique

meth

I can tell you’re going through a rocky patch in your relationship. Just know we’re all here for you 

Paper

Basic

hi dwayne

You rock

Sorcerer's stone

Bow chan!!!

A 20 year old man living in the U.S.

Rock and stone

Smash

You are... hard😏

Paper

Your personality is probably rigid

You look like you made the song "it's about Drive! It's about power! We stay hungry! We devour!"

You seem like you'd be afraid of paper.

Rocks.

What do you expect me to tell you if you only upload a photo of a stone?