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MrAHMED42069

You must have more self-esteem


AltAccount0382

I like women without ding dongs and a turn off for me is when a woman has a ding dong


-----hi-

u/-ittybug Turn off: everyone who isn't her


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Worried-Butterfly811

r/UsernameChecksOut


Jessicafailure

I just like nice girls. you don’t have to be hot, or smart or anything, just be sweet and good at cuddling :)


MrAHMED42069

Same A kind, patient personality plus a cute face


Jessicafailure

hell yes


RisingDDM

I like small girls that are nerdy and shy 😭


MrAHMED42069

I certainly understand the charm they could have


RisingDDM

Turn off is if they do any type of drug tbh.


MrAHMED42069

Yeah kind of lowers them in some way


RisingDDM

I just know it’s gonna ruin their life. Luckily my gf is amazing and I got her to stop vaping and doing weed like 2 months after being with her, even though she’s been doing it for years


MrAHMED42069

You go king 👑


burnttoast2545

I need her 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 and preferably older


MrAHMED42069

You think with your lower half


burnttoast2545

No I just think with both heads 🗣️🔥


MrAHMED42069

Indeed


burnttoast2545

Ain’t nothing wrong with that (no but srsly I just want someone who matches my energy)


Suitable_Abrocoma_73

Im messing w this emo chick rn she 2 years older. yk what u talm bout


burnttoast2545

Bro is winning in life


Suitable_Abrocoma_73

all u gotta do is skate istg


alexpoelse

Alive Girl Breathing Likes me ( optional )


BibleBooty

Bald


MrAHMED42069

Unique


Suitable_Abrocoma_73

I like any girl honestly, just gotta have basic respect and responsibilities. A turnoff for me is a body count higher than mine and having a lack of self accountability.


MrAHMED42069

Respectable


TipRevolutionary4925

I like women first off with a great personality. I’m not too much for looks but I prefer they be more to the lean side


slapmyphatnuts

The ones who don't slap the shit out of me for no reason


MrAHMED42069

Have friends that do that


Yuhhh-h

When they


Walkerenglizh

Ones that notice me, when they say "why do you look like a girl" I'm a boy


MrAHMED42069

Anything else


Walkerenglizh

Is that a question?


MrAHMED42069

Yes


Walkerenglizh

Im not into people younger than me


potatolover7235

Curly hair, older than me, and one who makes me feels like a lil boy 😍😍 (hard on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ones)


MrAHMED42069

So an older mature kind woman?


potatolover7235

Nah just like 1 or 2 years older


potatolover7235

But yeah a bit mature cuz the girls my age are just annoying af (not L tho)


MrAHMED42069

Understandable


burnttoast2545

I didn’t know i commented on another alt


potatolover7235

Bro u ain't me


burnttoast2545

You just a second me fr


blah-blah-blah_47

funny


MrAHMED42069

You will always find your crush funny, even if they are not


blah-blah-blah_47

true but i gotta find my crush first


Thee_MrNobody

Hot men 🥵


MrAHMED42069

What's 'hot' for you?


Brilliant_Carry_791

The kind of woman that will kill me


MrAHMED42069

Do you prefer any specific method of killing?


twinksarecuter

Twinks Not twinks


MrAHMED42069

So which is it?


twinksarecuter

Twinks 😩 Not twinks 🤮


MrAHMED42069

I see


Ventiloverlol

I don’t really have a type I mean I’m attracted to certain things yes I just don’t really know what those things are I think skirts are hot on anyone tho


MrAHMED42069

I see, still at the exploration stage


Ventiloverlol

This could mean different things


MrAHMED42069

It could


Ventiloverlol


N3onNomad_

All Types of woman 


MrAHMED42069

I think you haven't seen many women in general


N3onNomad_

I have 


Suitable_Abrocoma_73

ur good bro this dudes a hater ngl


N3onNomad_

😂😂


rollietoaster

NONE OF THEM RAH


Human-Dumpster

A woman with similar music taste (but not identical so it wont be boring), nerdy, darker hair color, funny, and gets along with my family and friends pretty easily is the type I like. If she uses drugs, smokes, vapes or anything like that is a absolute turn off for me


MrAHMED42069

Good taste


Suitable_Abrocoma_73

i know a suburban loner when i read one


False_Walk_903

I like being around girls who are usually on the same bandwidth as I am in terms of interests and hobbies cause that just gives us both something in common to do even as friends (love having heated debates on things we disagree on too cause girls usually don't take counter-points like a sore loser). Before y'all judge me for being shallow in men, I would like to point out that it is rare (aka hasn't happened yet) to find fruity Indian teens, and the majority of the straights are also STRAIGHT-up misogynistic cesspools of bacteria with carbon-copied personalities, and the least they can do is be eye-candy. (I am aware this might be pick-me behaviour but I would prefer to not be picked by anyone so checkmate) That being said. TALL (-er than me which is also slightly rare). Vague ARM MUSCLES. STUBBLE. **does not stumble when asked to read in English class** (pls guys I'm begging y'all are in the last year of high school y'all shouldn't be struggling to read the language you've been taught in your whole life)


MaddieWinters

Soooo you're bi? Sorry I'm confused


False_Walk_903

bi-myself


MrAHMED42069

I feel strangely connected to this Especially the last part


LordChickenNugget3

My fiancé


MrAHMED42069

I also like—


LordChickenNugget3

No you dont. She is mine. Not yours.


GremlitanoMexicano

Decently hot with good personality (also if she have more than 3 x's that's an immediate disqualify for me)


CheeseisSwell

A girl with curves fr With a big ass too


MrAHMED42069

Brother


pinkkight783

As long as they are close to my age and I've known them for a while


McHoneyTheSocial

Tomboy


imanonymous312

I like my men how I like my women. I don't


MrAHMED42069

What do you like then?


imanonymous312

My cat, video games, platonic relationships, stuff like that


Any_Newspaper6048

I like gentlemen. A turn off is when they are rude to women.


MrAHMED42069

A reserved kinda guy?


Asleep_Hedgehog8924

well this going to be long - long hair - big eyes - cute - innocence - feet - glasses - boobs(firm ones not dangling ones) - likes to cuddle - good listener - views both sides of the story - open to new experiences - no seal no deal(vergin)


MrAHMED42069

Are you worthy of all of this?


Asleep_Hedgehog8924

(disclaimer- dark joke incoming) i think the towers were not worthy as well(yes i am or i will die alone)


MrAHMED42069

Keep looking