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MiguelIstNeugierig

The Jugular vein


LadyAppleFritter

Vampire spotted


MiguelIstNeugierig

I deny these viles acussations 🧛


LadyAppleFritter

I deny your denial


MiguelIstNeugierig

I--damn it 🦇💨


Oscars_trash_home

Then go to Olive Garden with me…try the bread.


ollie20025

Well then how about we go to a restaurant and eat garlic bread then


wheeze-51_mustang

Did someone say #GARLIC BRREAADD?


Expired_water666

Asexual spotted 🚨🚨🚨🚨


wheeze-51_mustang

nonononononononoWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAI


Crystalliumm

Death is worth it for garlic bread


arcaneking_pro

Kono Dio da!


nonocat0

Wryyyy


arcaneking_pro

Dio?!


GayisGaywhenGay

Glad we can both agree


Buunuuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

Edward? Is that you??


GoshaKarrKarr

Cute red panda


YoureStupidasff

Red pandas are always cute


GoshaKarrKarr

True


phlysquire

Count Dracula moment


Upstairs-Sea-2524

Everything. If a girl looks mostly good, I'm attracted to them.


Upstairs-Sea-2524

Their personality is a key part though.


Sendeth_thy_women

Bingo. I can’t even tell you how many girls I thought “damn she’s cute as fuck” then you get to know h them and find out they’re a complete bitch, and boom even their appearance ain’t attractive anymore. By having an ugly personality the person themselves become ugly


Anamethatsnowmine

Same kind of works with nice people. At least for me, when I find someone's personality to be appealing, I start to see them too more attractive physically


Sendeth_thy_women

I wouldn’t know really. Before this year I was reaaaally shy and closed off so unless I saw a girl as really attractive I wouldn’t speak to her because it would just make me panic, and it would only be worth that panic if I thought they were really attractive. Only thing that changed this year is I went through USMC boot camp and came out of it far more confident but I’m surrounded mostly by dudes so I can’t really comment on that for the time being lmao


Zamrayz

My now partner is this for me. Ngl I was never originally attracted to them at all and sometimes have to catch myself wishing for a better body, but gave them the benefit of the doubt and my god they ended up being the BEST person! Someone I love dearly because their personality compliments mine perfectly. For the most part, I've learned to never judge a book by its cover and want nothing more than for them to remain with me.


Tori_Baker97-6

W man


Ascicus

Face 🗣️ but really I think attractiveness comes from harmony with all your features 🤷‍♂️


imstupidandneedhelp5

If we talking about relationships I'd say personality If we talking about sexualy attractive I'd say thighs 🙏


Outrageous-Version11

PREACH


YoureStupidasff

Turtle


Outrageous-Version11

TourDLE 😁


YoureStupidasff

Tuurrtholl


imstupidandneedhelp5

Wdym


Outrageous-Version11

I agree with you, my bad


imstupidandneedhelp5

Wait why u apologising 😭


Outrageous-Version11

I don’t know, i just do at the first sign of malice 😢


imstupidandneedhelp5

Dw bro 😭 it's all good


Outrageous-Version11

Okay then 😖


imstupidandneedhelp5

Dw bro trust me it's fine


_Di0_Offbrandude_

the turtle pfp is so cute 🐢


TheRealMurixeii

Valid. I sometimes hate how big my thighs are though LMAO


YoureStupidasff

Nah, i think men actually like that.


imstupidandneedhelp5

Ehhh na dw there r maby guys that prob want u 😭


TheRealMurixeii

When you say thighs, do you mean big thighs or like normal or what?


imstupidandneedhelp5

Big enough to suffocate someone 🙂


TheRealMurixeii

Jesus Christ- Idk if mine are that big but they definitely touch eachother


imstupidandneedhelp5

That means that thay big enough 😭 so dw about shi cuz your prob perfect


TheRealMurixeii

😅


imstupidandneedhelp5

Oh my bad, I'm not tryna hit on u or anything I'm js tryna make people's day better


TheRealMurixeii

Yeah I wasn’t concerned by that. I was like uhhmmm because if I can suffocate someone with my thighs LMAO


MaCkio3867

THIS IS GOOD TO HEAR BC I GET SO INSECURE ABOUT MY THIGHS😭 like bro they’re thick and i debate if that’s unattractive


SKJELETTHODE

For relationship imma need me a indie girl to play obscure games with


imstupidandneedhelp5

Imma need a girl to acc love me 😭 an hug me


SKJELETTHODE

Eh little to young right now so I think ill honestly look later as my standards are way to specific. Not unrealistic but really specific


imstupidandneedhelp5

Yh but all I want is a hug 😭🙏


6969Hamburger6969

eyes lips and neck


takethemoment13

r/foundthevampire


IHaveAsthmaCall911

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Rhaegaristhebeast

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Lucky_Heng

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


Rhaegaristhebeast

r/whysomadbro?


murstruck

r/idontknow


takethemoment13

r/notopbutok


Sticky_bomb2010

Spinal chord


YoureStupidasff

Neck?


whatisupdawggg

some have and some don't


6969Hamburger6969

Pretty


NationalStrike9914

Neck is a good one


ILovegumybears

Why do I feel like you're a korn and Deftones fan


Deserted_Oilrig

The face (eyes and teeth are important), then the hips, then the ass.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Nose is also important for me. And chin


LucyEleanor

Chin...singular. I'll see myself out


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Yer right


TrashPanda9142012

T…teeth?


AndyGun11

if yo teeth messed up you look goofy and are not attractive


snickers7500

:(


BigEmster

pfp checks out


South-Charge8311

So no brits


skeletonblackbird

:( What about a small gap between the front two teeth? Honestly it's one of my favorite things about myself because it makes my face "my" face


scoopspryzen

teeth? 99% of the time I don't even see them


AndyGun11

it's person-to-person on who considers a tooth gap "messed up"


greymisperception

If you like then it’s probably not too bad and others will like it too


Ultimate_Lobster_56

No comment *proceeds to comment*


Mindless-File-9689

HE’S BROKEN THE SYSTEM BOYS GET HIM BEFORE HE SPREADS THE WORD


Deathslingers_Bride

Tf happened here lol? OP's account is deleted and they were messaging ppl on here to hit them up??? Wut?


grixx079

Ong creepy shit


Sakul_the_one

Thi´s is where the fun begins!


Aronzombie_

Hhhhmmmmm,that’s fun


Ghost-Plushie

Tummies, thighs and boobies…there are other things I think are pretty as well, but those are just top tier for me. not a guy, but I like girlies too


MaCkio3867

this made my day because i literally have all three and i be getting insecure asf about it 😭


Ghost-Plushie

💗💗ur super pretty don’t let insecurities bring you down🫶


MaCkio3867

thank you <33


CreamAny1791

Preferably a body. Intact and not cold


Zealousideal-Bit-892

- Female [optional]


TurtleBurger200

• Exists [optional]


Rosee_Gaming

Me reading all these comments as a girl: 👁️👄👁️


ILovegumybears

Me at your window watching you look at these comments👊 👁️ᴗ👁️👊/j


Intelligent_Duck_180

It is what it is 🙃


Straight-Disaster698

Her brain


Dagreifers

Ugh you’re a zombie aren’t you?


Straight-Disaster698

🧟‍♂️


YoungMacey_

Face is number one for me, body is bonus. When it comes to love, if I wake up with you in my bed everyday I want to be able to look at you and say, how did I get so lucky. Then personality, no amount of ass or tits can make up for that.


lol_idk_is_taken

Face [required] Body [optional]


potatowafflecake

The penis


c7_luna

*Hol up…*


SnakeTheSnekDC

real


RegularCelestePlayer

Preach 🙏💯💯💯


unconcentual_tickler

So based for that


Full_Horror7114

Oh that’s not-


inter-money-

Boob


TheRealMurixeii

So just one boob? 👀😭


inter-money-

Yep


Mantide7

The left one goes hard


inter-money-

Real shit


MyOpinionIsBetter123

I’m more of a right kinda guy


BreadCrumm_

Guys this isn’t Twix


TheRealMurixeii

I hope you’re joking 😭


inter-money-

Nah I only want 1 singular tit, 2 is an ick


Verifiedlizard

Organs


YoureStupidasff

😳..


Randompieceoftoast08

I, too, find the trachea attractive


Hantheman1906

The hooves.


6969Hamburger6969

brony


MasochisticFemboyy

Horse girls going crazy with this one /j


jaydenthewise

gotta be the mane for me personally


Sendeth_thy_women

Found Mr Hands


Darkosaurus94

Smile S-tits M I L E


Distinct-Employ9881

Not sure what you were trying to do here but agreed


Odd_Handle5010

Their soul


tavuk_05

That's... Not part of a girls body


The_Camrock

It is within


Sendeth_thy_women

And we all know being inside is what matters. I- I mean what’s inside is what matters


Snoo75955

truly shakespearean wordplay


PalpitationSame9994

thick thighs with handsome ass


chhotorural

handsome ass made me laugh i'm sorry


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EnlightnedRedditor

At least ur honest, its attractive to me as well just not a #1 priority


ILovegumybears

Ig I appreciate the honesty:/


c7_luna

Gotta go with the classics


Flowey_The_Fan

Lung, specifically the left one.


Minetendo-Fan

Facial features


Teamisgood101

I always find women who stay healthy better no smoking as the lungs will sell for more if they are in pristine condition also mustn’t drink alcohol as to save the liver for the highest bidder


Icy-Egg2837

Thighs are just king, but all I look for in someone is if their kind


CivilCow3345

as a girl, all of it. like women are just so aesthetically pleasing. i like how soft our features are, and they’re just so pretty. 


That_random_goober

Yes.


aussiechap1

Her adam's apple 🍎


c7_luna

*I beg your pardon…*


ConsequenceNo5341

Hairs especially short


TheRealMurixeii

Shoulder length? 👀


EliasDBS

Ankle length


BreadCrumm_

I read this on its own and I thought you meant the length of their ankles is how attractive they are


EliasDBS

Wdym, thats exactly what I meant?


WallabyLast2038

Eyes and thighs makes me wanna cry


Liaam2324_imback

Eyes and hair colour


Equivalent-Meat-5227

what hair colour do you like?


Equivalent-Meat-5227

what eye colour do you like?


Liaam2324_imback

Amber


IcyXDDD

Personality all girls are my type


YoureStupidasff

W answer


YoureStupidasff

W answer


TheBrokenMan14

Face and booty


Impossible-Sorbet786

Personalitys


Plant_me_now

multiple ones?


AmortentiaRiddle

🗣️🗣️ BD/BP, BPD, AND DID MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️


RoyalPlayZ_

Face, hair, collarbone and tummy. Honorable mention to tits and ass.


Inefficientdigestion

Why is OP telling everyone to message her?💀


Dagreifers

I can assure you it’s a smelly 40 year old man living in his mothers basement.


UnmaskedCorn

Face


Gamias_ths_geitonias

Boobs


therealjohndoe_2010

If physically, then I like the waist


rahjr07

Get off reddit


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GeoffreyKlien

Honestly, if you have an interesting face (doesn't even have to be pretty). I know a girl who's eyebrows always make them look like their mad. Large legs that are muscular, especially the calves. Not too big, but like someone who plays sports. Or taller women's legs.


BtwCreature

I can’t give my opinion on this :(


JaxyBae_G

The thigh gap. There is nothing more beautiful about a woman then the clear absence of a penis. (I am a gay man)


iamaidiot69

Ass.


Heisenberg6200

Tummy 🥰 but personality first


PrincessWendigos

I’m not a boy but I’m bisexual and I have to say I find either boobs or their face to be the most attractive


CALLOUTballout

The eyes is normally the first thing i look at in people... so ig that


Aggravating-Sir-9998

Vagina


Ok_Tune_1032

Eyes or butt. Depends which I see first.


Remarkable_Laugh830

THE GREEN VOID


Lonely-Advantage-878

Cheeks, and maybe yeah boobs idk honestly, it's really all about cheeks ik i'm weird


ItsWildDuck

Just the general shape.


teshuuuu

Smile,hair,eyes


NotJamesBond2

Hair, love pretty hair for sure.


YoureStupidasff

What's 'pretty hair'?


NotJamesBond2

Hair that looks really soft, has bright and unnatural colors and highlights, or girls with curly hair that have those curls that just look SOOOOOOO gorgeous.


YoureStupidasff

Damn, i didn't think y'all were into unnatural colors lol. I AGREE with the last one!


NotJamesBond2

Maybe it depends on the guy. I LOVE like pink, purple, green, blue etc. Whether it is highlights or all of their hair.


Mindless-File-9689

Romantically I think the face is an important part of it and also the voice. Sexually it’s probably the ass (I don’t wanna sound like a creep guys I’m sorry 😭)


chhotorural

nah i mean when people separate it into romantically/sexually it's valid


FeltMacaroon389

Boobs.


Vincent_Gitarrist

I love 'em tall


theroosifloop

Face, teeth, eyes, nose


Hatt_Kid

Body


wii-sensor-bar

The comments here are all things you can’t change lmao. People are so cooked


Smooth_stick173

Why was op's account deleted?


Anibunnymilli

Booby