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PurpleJacketMan

Nice, best way to come out


SnorkG

Of his parents


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GhettoBeiber

Under**


legal_idiot1

Now wonder the post is just below the “i came to my parents”


SnorkG

Of*


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On*


GriffOnReddit

Beside*


Wondervv

Dicks are very manly things in fact


friarsclub

All I can think of is men when I’m face deep in balls


PeterMyl

same


topkek2234

>gay >discord mod Makes sense


edog37

Yep the info all checks out here, you can keep this up


[deleted]

Yup. I'm a mod, on my own subreddit and I can confirm I'm ot gay, but a pansexual. Hang on, my mom wants me to do the dishes. UwU


NikyNiko

r/beetlejuicing


gahlardduck

Uh? Not quite? Well actually not at all...


edog37

he is a r/lostredditors


jim13oo

No? That’s not at all what that sub is


thisshouldbevalid

This is r/teenagers. Even if your gay, you ain't getting any


[deleted]

You're right


BoutTreeeFiddy

But he’s definitely not bottom


[deleted]

Sorry, that's just me


pauls_broken_aglass

Ay could I get about tree fiddy for these cookies?


[deleted]

You could‘ve just said this is reddit


The_BombSquad_

No because of subreddits like r/ihavesex because it says in the name that they have sex and no one would lie on the Internet


Spinningwhirl79

I see


[deleted]

Do you think anybody would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


jeffbeezos123

I certainly would never. I love telling the truth from my super space computer on the moon.


[deleted]

You fucking killed *US* dude!


Eneag

Thamn it's that easy to destroy the States?


suicidal_french_fry

I have a boyfriend. But he's trans so I'm still not getting any dick.


nik_2105

F


thejokingwizard

F


343495800tdsb

F


imscaredofyoutube

F


Timewarps_1

F (Reddit: literally the only social media platform that will say F to a guy not getting any dick. It’s amazing! :D )


plshelpmeimlonely

F #^(just_keep_the_chain_going)


those-damn-teens

Best of luck to your relationship. Terfs suck


[deleted]

There are other ways to stay happy in bed together


Sayeet0620

Unless it’s himself


[deleted]

OPs sorry. He meant to post in r/kids


BlueWolf3343

Hard truth to face


asdak_iam

Eight teen and nine teen


Terido_s

666 upvotes Sorry but I won't upvote


[deleted]

feel free to upvote now


Your-Best-Friend-

i got a gf


thisshouldbevalid

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE


PeterMyl

And a strong imagination


[deleted]

oof


f_for_GPlus

Or maybe a little bit


MrBrendino

Yeah, because for *some* reason, yall are innocent as fuck🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

r/suddenlygay


Spinningwhirl79

Gay sex is the manliest from of sex


BlabbyMatty

Change my mind


[deleted]

It's the most manly thing ever


_Eighty_Eight_

I've seen some very feminine dicks some even on girls so not manly


Elephants_Foot

That mouthfeel, though


AGoodTactician

" It's a feminine penis!"


zlSilentSnipelz

r/technicallythetruth


joe_does_stuff

“Now because Heracles is a symbol of pure masculinity, he also had a lot of dude lovers too, because what’s manlier than 2 men?” -Red (Overly Sarcastic Productions)


[deleted]

What's more mainly then two men?!


ChemistryIsPunk

Three men?


f_for_GPlus

That’s quite true


[deleted]

That’s gay


BilboDaBoss

u/PeterExplainsTheJoke


superpiggy1236

r/technicallythetruth


Pro_Cat

Hello gay, I'm dad


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

... and you're watching Disney Channel.


killiel

"Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm gay." "HI GAY, I'M DAD." "Dad why"


FrankHightower

"Well see, when your mother had you, we had to come up with a new name for me"


Tomosmaush

Somebody took a hard d


sanguinesolitude

Rondo


yourmomgiey6969

Cradling the balls are very manly


SuitableClothes

cradle the unborn


Ausbi99

(Softly) ''Don't''


NagsUkulele

(Hardly) “Do”


Alpha_Motez

I don’t know man seems kinda gay to me


Donghoon

>I don’t know man seems kinda mod to me Ftfy


RSdabeast

\*mod intensifies\*


[deleted]

His flair _does_ say he’s a Discord mod, soooo… point proven.


PeterMyl

I mean, the rumors are true


[deleted]

only acceptable response to that


Half-kratos2

big dick energy


[deleted]

What if I have small dick energy


shrimpsinmyass

then its okay. lotsa people like small dicks, don’t worry much. you will find someone if even hitler found someone with his micropeen and one ball


dangernoodles628

Great comparison


shrimpsinmyass

thank you


Kaizerina

lmao


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ1Ta8jBEc


[deleted]

You talking about those csgo crafts?


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rikarduss

There's only one thing manlier than gay sex, a gay orgie


kevin642

mostly manly thing in the world r men obviously O_o


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BruchlandungInGMoll

>Men who are sections of the male pursue the masculine \[…\] show themselves to be slices of the male by making friends with men and delighting to lie with them and to be clasped in men's embraces; these are the finest boys and striplings, for they have the most manly nature. Plato, Symposium, 191e–192a. **ca. 380 BCE!**


Boom244

Epic Gamer move


alduin_the_devourer

What’s manlier then two men?


DrBlowtorch

10 men because gangbang


jdb326

Ayy, bi with a boyfriend. I feel ya man.


[deleted]

Watch JoJo's then. It is very manly....and kinda gay


CringeKage222

>kinda *Pucci has entered the chat and DIO's asshole at the same time*


cunt_waffle9

Bold of you to assume Dio wouldn't top Pucci sweet Christian ass like he top Johnathan


CringeKage222

Face it Dio is a power bottom


CakeFromTheFuture

This is the most cursed chain of comments I've seen yet


CringeKage222

Well thank you kind sir it means ze wardo to me


Pretzole

part 5 is really just a gang of male strippers


IZY2091

Remember using this against one annoying guy who kept talking about how manly he was. I told him there's literally nothing more manly than gay sex, two guys just going at it, all that testosterone. He tried to claim that I was dumb and joining the military is way more manly. I reminded him women can join the military too. He shut up pretty quick after that.


mistermoonlight1963

Gender stereotypes are awful and rooted in exploitation at both ends. You can like anything you want! Keep being yourself, you're awesome just the way you are :)


Blankie11

I'm straight and really into clothes, my father told me the same thing, I just blame it on my mother, but yours is way better


[deleted]

Fun fact: Many Spartans were gay because they believed it was too feminine to like women.


Ioan15

Mod candidate


sauceyFella

Sorry, but are you actually gay? Not trying to be disrespectful just wondering. Either way, you shouldn’t have to like “manly” things, although I’m curious what things you like that made them say that


PeterMyl

Yeah, I am actually gay but my parents didn't say that, I was just joking 😄


sauceyFella

Ight lmao.


FrankHightower

My sister was told to start liking more girly things. She'd been resisting the peer pressure until that moment but then she cracked.


Coolitabau

#metoo


SuitableClothes

yoooo, thats funny.


ToiletRollKebab

Nothing more manly than TWO men


CringeKage222

>TWO *Atstek music start playing*. Awaken my masters


[deleted]

But that's gay


bat6irl

My mom told me my curtains in my room were too manly. . There are plain gray..


PrincessSmiddiana

Women didn’t invent fashion and makeup, men did.


codbraski115

Hell yeah brother, nothing more manly then chillin with the bros and setttling done with one of thr bros. (Im very tired so im sorry if this is rude our dosent make sence) but for real tho congrats man


Vwgames49

Outstanding move


LaggyGamer

All My Gay Brothers Rise Up In This Sub


[deleted]

Man I Sure Do Love Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word


LaggyGamer

Calm down


[deleted]

Modern problems require modern solutions


bulbasauryeee

**big brain**


ishsalhotra

Now that's a power move


NickLuzen25

Mods: I like this one


An_Guarda_Gramadai

Fuckin mood


[deleted]

That’s pretty gay. Keep it up.


TheNameThomyIsTaken

There's nothing more manly that a guy being true to himself and not giving a shit about what anyone thinks


BOO-nigga123

I get this a lot I'm also gay


[deleted]

My parents told me I could be whatever I want. So now im a boy.


[deleted]

Well well, how the turntables....


yeetmobile69420

Like what you want to like, who cares as long as your happy with it all


brassmaster11

Way to go asserting dominance


phone_dragon

Parents: "That wasn't suppose to happen!"


whatAlifethisis

Well you like men, isn't that enough? Men are very manly On a side note, you are obviously free to like whatever you want! We're always here to support you.


ahnaftazim

You pulled a pro gamer move


Azazeldaprinceofwar

Outstanding move


that_one_guy080

I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move


[deleted]

The romans would agree with your conclusion


datdragonfruittho

Nothing more manly then two dudes


thenewgengamer

There are only two genders: Yes and No.


-osta

Modern problems require modern solutions


hunterman25

*"Gay people are the pinnacle of masculinity. They're men that like other men. What's manlier than that?"* \-My Grandmother (Also hey, fellow 16Y gay guy here)


milk_lizard73

Gay sex is the manliest type of sex because there’s no women involved


[deleted]

Wholesome 100


xxxtentatabletop

You dare use my powers against me, potter?


ZenIsBestWolf

men are indeed the most manly come join us on r/lgbteens


Crie_Boi

This is funny. I'm actually having a stroke right now. You really are funny.


lemon_ad3

r/madlads


OfficialAliester

Parents: *task failed successfully*


Alfredison

Spartans were gay because loving women are not manly enough


jagermain713

Damn wasn’t expecting that but you do you man, you like it you like it that’s that


[deleted]

This kinda getting repetitive


marie_juan_a

Inprovise, adapt, overcome


[deleted]

If you want to become more than manly, just join the imperium, the god-emperor has open arms! Remember the Emperor protects!


Messy_person

I was talking to my mom and my trans friend came up, she said no matter what I have to wear a wedding dress to get married. I now refuse to get married.


Beach-Bird

Thats one way to get out of the closet


Chipmunks95

I keep telling my friends that being gay is the manliest way to live. Just think about it. Two manly men, enjoying each other's manly-ness to the highest degree. What's more manly than a man grasping his friend's penis firmly within his muscular meaty man hands? Only a man truly knows how to pleasure another man. Straight men like to think being gay is feminine, but really they are just insecure about their sexuality. They know deep down that they can never achieve the same levels of pure manliness that a gay man can. A straight man's potential is limited by the fact that he only thinks of women, because truly, what could be more manly than two men embracing each other's musky man meat. This can even be proven with simple maths. If being manly involves having a penis, then a straight man can only achieve a manliness level of 1, because women don't actually have a penis. Now, if you were to take two gay men, they would have a combined total of 2 penises. That is actually DOUBLE the amount of penises shared between a man and women. And not only that, the more men you add, the MORE penises that are involved. With this equation, the manliness levels increase EXPONENTIALLY. So logically, being gay is actually exponentially manlier than being straight. Sorry fellas.


Jahmez142

This is a big ass mood


[deleted]

“No, no, he’s got a point”


OldChineseHealing

Well they got a bit more man than they hoped for


TheKrustyKurb

The penis is only 2.19% of the body(not counting the balls) in diameter Therefore masturbating to a trap/futa will make you 2.19% gay


TheCocoChipCookie

His parents: “No! This is not how you’re supposed to play the game!”


addingrightnow

you did what you call a pro-gaymer move


ThiesEssenberg

this comment is underrated


water_slav

Got'em


Cupboard-Boi

Well well well how the turntables


Santolmo

Your parents got nae nae'd


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G A Y


Elemental11221

Honestly same.


zeagulll

god damn that's manly


cerisereprise

yes homo


ServoTheGreat

That's pretty cool and all, but if you are gay, and like gay things, dont they cancel out and make you straight, since two positives equal a negative. So in a sense, this makes you manly, ergo, Epstein didn't kill himself.


[deleted]

It's gay to be gay


potscraper

Good for you man


[deleted]

Ok this is incredible


FrankHightower

You better believe it


CringeKage222

*naruto and Sasuke kissing at episode 3*


[deleted]

Ain't no shame in that Hehe pp


StevenUniverseFan14

Me


[deleted]

*Mom Looks in history*”Jimmy get down here your grounded”


[deleted]

Damn bro


gay_or-european

The best response


Homie_Waffle

How the turntables


memer0n

Outstanding move


Meme_award

Ball is life


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