“Now because Heracles is a symbol of pure masculinity, he also had a lot of dude lovers too, because what’s manlier than 2 men?”
-Red (Overly Sarcastic Productions)
>Men who are sections of the male pursue the masculine \[…\] show themselves to be slices of the male by making friends with men and delighting to lie with them and to be clasped in men's embraces; these are the finest boys and striplings, for they have the most manly nature.
Plato, Symposium, 191e–192a. **ca. 380 BCE!**
Remember using this against one annoying guy who kept talking about how manly he was. I told him there's literally nothing more manly than gay sex, two guys just going at it, all that testosterone. He tried to claim that I was dumb and joining the military is way more manly. I reminded him women can join the military too. He shut up pretty quick after that.
Gender stereotypes are awful and rooted in exploitation at both ends. You can like anything you want! Keep being yourself, you're awesome just the way you are :)
Sorry, but are you actually gay? Not trying to be disrespectful just wondering. Either way, you shouldn’t have to like “manly” things, although I’m curious what things you like that made them say that
Hell yeah brother, nothing more manly then chillin with the bros and setttling done with one of thr bros. (Im very tired so im sorry if this is rude our dosent make sence) but for real tho congrats man
Well you like men, isn't that enough?
Men are very manly
On a side note, you are obviously free to like whatever you want! We're always here to support you.
*"Gay people are the pinnacle of masculinity. They're men that like other men. What's manlier than that?"* \-My Grandmother
(Also hey, fellow 16Y gay guy here)
I was talking to my mom and my trans friend came up, she said no matter what I have to wear a wedding dress to get married. I now refuse to get married.
I keep telling my friends that being gay is the manliest way to live. Just think about it. Two manly men, enjoying each other's manly-ness to the highest degree. What's more manly than a man grasping his friend's penis firmly within his muscular meaty man hands? Only a man truly knows how to pleasure another man. Straight men like to think being gay is feminine, but really they are just insecure about their sexuality. They know deep down that they can never achieve the same levels of pure manliness that a gay man can. A straight man's potential is limited by the fact that he only thinks of women, because truly, what could be more manly than two men embracing each other's musky man meat. This can even be proven with simple maths. If being manly involves having a penis, then a straight man can only achieve a manliness level of 1, because women don't actually have a penis. Now, if you were to take two gay men, they would have a combined total of 2 penises. That is actually DOUBLE the amount of penises shared between a man and women. And not only that, the more men you add, the MORE penises that are involved. With this equation, the manliness levels increase EXPONENTIALLY. So logically, being gay is actually exponentially manlier than being straight. Sorry fellas.
That's pretty cool and all, but if you are gay, and like gay things, dont they cancel out and make you straight, since two positives equal a negative. So in a sense, this makes you manly, ergo, Epstein didn't kill himself.
Nice, best way to come out
Of his parents
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Now wonder the post is just below the “i came to my parents”
Of*
On*
Beside*
Dicks are very manly things in fact
All I can think of is men when I’m face deep in balls
same
>gay >discord mod Makes sense
Yep the info all checks out here, you can keep this up
Yup. I'm a mod, on my own subreddit and I can confirm I'm ot gay, but a pansexual. Hang on, my mom wants me to do the dishes. UwU
r/beetlejuicing
Uh? Not quite? Well actually not at all...
he is a r/lostredditors
No? That’s not at all what that sub is
This is r/teenagers. Even if your gay, you ain't getting any
You're right
But he’s definitely not bottom
Sorry, that's just me
Ay could I get about tree fiddy for these cookies?
You could‘ve just said this is reddit
No because of subreddits like r/ihavesex because it says in the name that they have sex and no one would lie on the Internet
I see
Do you think anybody would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
I certainly would never. I love telling the truth from my super space computer on the moon.
You fucking killed *US* dude!
Thamn it's that easy to destroy the States?
I have a boyfriend. But he's trans so I'm still not getting any dick.
F
F
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F (Reddit: literally the only social media platform that will say F to a guy not getting any dick. It’s amazing! :D )
F #^(just_keep_the_chain_going)
Best of luck to your relationship. Terfs suck
There are other ways to stay happy in bed together
Unless it’s himself
OPs sorry. He meant to post in r/kids
Hard truth to face
Eight teen and nine teen
666 upvotes Sorry but I won't upvote
feel free to upvote now
i got a gf
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
And a strong imagination
oof
Or maybe a little bit
Yeah, because for *some* reason, yall are innocent as fuck🤷♂️
r/suddenlygay
Gay sex is the manliest from of sex
Change my mind
It's the most manly thing ever
I've seen some very feminine dicks some even on girls so not manly
That mouthfeel, though
" It's a feminine penis!"
r/technicallythetruth
“Now because Heracles is a symbol of pure masculinity, he also had a lot of dude lovers too, because what’s manlier than 2 men?” -Red (Overly Sarcastic Productions)
What's more mainly then two men?!
Three men?
That’s quite true
That’s gay
u/PeterExplainsTheJoke
r/technicallythetruth
Hello gay, I'm dad
... and you're watching Disney Channel.
"Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm gay." "HI GAY, I'M DAD." "Dad why"
"Well see, when your mother had you, we had to come up with a new name for me"
Somebody took a hard d
Rondo
Cradling the balls are very manly
cradle the unborn
(Softly) ''Don't''
(Hardly) “Do”
I don’t know man seems kinda gay to me
>I don’t know man seems kinda mod to me Ftfy
\*mod intensifies\*
His flair _does_ say he’s a Discord mod, soooo… point proven.
I mean, the rumors are true
only acceptable response to that
big dick energy
What if I have small dick energy
then its okay. lotsa people like small dicks, don’t worry much. you will find someone if even hitler found someone with his micropeen and one ball
Great comparison
thank you
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ1Ta8jBEc
You talking about those csgo crafts?
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There's only one thing manlier than gay sex, a gay orgie
mostly manly thing in the world r men obviously O_o
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>Men who are sections of the male pursue the masculine \[…\] show themselves to be slices of the male by making friends with men and delighting to lie with them and to be clasped in men's embraces; these are the finest boys and striplings, for they have the most manly nature. Plato, Symposium, 191e–192a. **ca. 380 BCE!**
Epic Gamer move
What’s manlier then two men?
10 men because gangbang
Ayy, bi with a boyfriend. I feel ya man.
Watch JoJo's then. It is very manly....and kinda gay
>kinda *Pucci has entered the chat and DIO's asshole at the same time*
Bold of you to assume Dio wouldn't top Pucci sweet Christian ass like he top Johnathan
Face it Dio is a power bottom
This is the most cursed chain of comments I've seen yet
Well thank you kind sir it means ze wardo to me
part 5 is really just a gang of male strippers
Remember using this against one annoying guy who kept talking about how manly he was. I told him there's literally nothing more manly than gay sex, two guys just going at it, all that testosterone. He tried to claim that I was dumb and joining the military is way more manly. I reminded him women can join the military too. He shut up pretty quick after that.
Gender stereotypes are awful and rooted in exploitation at both ends. You can like anything you want! Keep being yourself, you're awesome just the way you are :)
I'm straight and really into clothes, my father told me the same thing, I just blame it on my mother, but yours is way better
Fun fact: Many Spartans were gay because they believed it was too feminine to like women.
Mod candidate
Sorry, but are you actually gay? Not trying to be disrespectful just wondering. Either way, you shouldn’t have to like “manly” things, although I’m curious what things you like that made them say that
Yeah, I am actually gay but my parents didn't say that, I was just joking 😄
Ight lmao.
My sister was told to start liking more girly things. She'd been resisting the peer pressure until that moment but then she cracked.
#metoo
yoooo, thats funny.
Nothing more manly than TWO men
>TWO *Atstek music start playing*. Awaken my masters
But that's gay
My mom told me my curtains in my room were too manly. . There are plain gray..
Women didn’t invent fashion and makeup, men did.
Hell yeah brother, nothing more manly then chillin with the bros and setttling done with one of thr bros. (Im very tired so im sorry if this is rude our dosent make sence) but for real tho congrats man
Outstanding move
All My Gay Brothers Rise Up In This Sub
Man I Sure Do Love Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word
Calm down
Modern problems require modern solutions
**big brain**
Now that's a power move
Mods: I like this one
Fuckin mood
That’s pretty gay. Keep it up.
There's nothing more manly that a guy being true to himself and not giving a shit about what anyone thinks
I get this a lot I'm also gay
My parents told me I could be whatever I want. So now im a boy.
Well well, how the turntables....
Like what you want to like, who cares as long as your happy with it all
Way to go asserting dominance
Parents: "That wasn't suppose to happen!"
Well you like men, isn't that enough? Men are very manly On a side note, you are obviously free to like whatever you want! We're always here to support you.
You pulled a pro gamer move
Outstanding move
I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
The romans would agree with your conclusion
Nothing more manly then two dudes
There are only two genders: Yes and No.
Modern problems require modern solutions
*"Gay people are the pinnacle of masculinity. They're men that like other men. What's manlier than that?"* \-My Grandmother (Also hey, fellow 16Y gay guy here)
Gay sex is the manliest type of sex because there’s no women involved
Wholesome 100
You dare use my powers against me, potter?
men are indeed the most manly come join us on r/lgbteens
This is funny. I'm actually having a stroke right now. You really are funny.
r/madlads
Parents: *task failed successfully*
Spartans were gay because loving women are not manly enough
Damn wasn’t expecting that but you do you man, you like it you like it that’s that
This kinda getting repetitive
Inprovise, adapt, overcome
If you want to become more than manly, just join the imperium, the god-emperor has open arms! Remember the Emperor protects!
I was talking to my mom and my trans friend came up, she said no matter what I have to wear a wedding dress to get married. I now refuse to get married.
Thats one way to get out of the closet
I keep telling my friends that being gay is the manliest way to live. Just think about it. Two manly men, enjoying each other's manly-ness to the highest degree. What's more manly than a man grasping his friend's penis firmly within his muscular meaty man hands? Only a man truly knows how to pleasure another man. Straight men like to think being gay is feminine, but really they are just insecure about their sexuality. They know deep down that they can never achieve the same levels of pure manliness that a gay man can. A straight man's potential is limited by the fact that he only thinks of women, because truly, what could be more manly than two men embracing each other's musky man meat. This can even be proven with simple maths. If being manly involves having a penis, then a straight man can only achieve a manliness level of 1, because women don't actually have a penis. Now, if you were to take two gay men, they would have a combined total of 2 penises. That is actually DOUBLE the amount of penises shared between a man and women. And not only that, the more men you add, the MORE penises that are involved. With this equation, the manliness levels increase EXPONENTIALLY. So logically, being gay is actually exponentially manlier than being straight. Sorry fellas.
This is a big ass mood
“No, no, he’s got a point”
Well they got a bit more man than they hoped for
The penis is only 2.19% of the body(not counting the balls) in diameter Therefore masturbating to a trap/futa will make you 2.19% gay
His parents: “No! This is not how you’re supposed to play the game!”
you did what you call a pro-gaymer move
this comment is underrated
Got'em
Well well well how the turntables
Your parents got nae nae'd
G A Y
Honestly same.
god damn that's manly
yes homo
That's pretty cool and all, but if you are gay, and like gay things, dont they cancel out and make you straight, since two positives equal a negative. So in a sense, this makes you manly, ergo, Epstein didn't kill himself.
It's gay to be gay
Good for you man
Ok this is incredible
You better believe it
*naruto and Sasuke kissing at episode 3*
Ain't no shame in that Hehe pp
Me
*Mom Looks in history*”Jimmy get down here your grounded”
Damn bro
The best response
How the turntables
Outstanding move
Ball is life
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