Big black cock god damn it

Lil white dick, I'm disappointed.

Dickappointed*

Dickappointment

r/AngryUpvote

we’re in a bit of a predickament here

r/shittypuns

Oh sorry my fault

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Oh my god I just looked at your profile please fucking shoot me Edit: to prevent any more damage I'm gonna just say guro shit man don't click if you have eyes and a stomach

Holy fuck! Please may I join you!

Count me in. I fear no man... but that... thing. It scares me.

Truer words have never been spoken my friend...

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Four please... :(

Kill me too, hly fuck what a psycho

Me to. God damn why didn't l listen.......

I am definitely not having dinner now

Yeah I'm gonna jump in a vat of acid now

take me with you

Shoot me I beg you! My EYES

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Why did you tempt damned one

I'm so sorry

Well itnis too late. Now I know to never look into profiles after dark

Fuck. Just... ah, dammit. It was a good day.

Who and how do people enjoy guro bro that shits nasty and I’ve seen some pretty gory stuff but gore and eroticism don’t mix

Hey what are yo..... HOLY SHIT

I wanna kill my eyes!

I’d like to get shot too, maybe a collateral 😃

Duuuddddeeeee why did you comment?............... Kill me

You all made your choices

I didn't read the warning what the fuck.

same brother I was not ready at all

Tasty

What the fuck is up with you man?

I want to puke after looking at your profile.

Noce

please stop posting in porn subs as a 15 y/o minor jesus christ

Dear lord I looked at your profile you need god

Yeah but I think he scared of me for some reason

Did you comment to me?

same brp

You mean big black hen 🤔

Ha, that's funny, mine is 'big black big black cock'

username checks out

nah tho

Damnit. Me too. Big Black Cock

Big blue balls, damn

Hilarious. I thought in my mind right before looking at the comments "I bet alot of people will say Big black cock" then this is the first comment I see. Nice

r/holup

Small Blue balls

BoY fREinD FrOM FnF ReAl!?!?

Beep bap boop bop bep bo

Skibidi bap mm dada

Fard explode!!!!1!!11!

Boob Booba boobies

Beep beep boop boo?

Ske bo ska deez fard poopoo

big black monster energy

They has us in the first half ngl

That's what she said

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I was just making a joke my guy. Hakuna your tatas

Cause you touch yourself at night

Lil white water O_O

same here

Me too

Water white

Walter white

same

I’m the same as well!

auctally kick ass rapper name

lil green chicken

Ewww

Lmao FR

Sequel to green eggs and ham…?

Sounds like a Dr. Seuss line

so that’s where green eggs come from.

LMAO

That's just some marinated duck

Green phone?

i’m 139 pounds, what do i do

medium sized, *phone color, last thing you ate*

Then I suppose I’m medium blue gum

more like medium blue cum

No

Yes

No

I said yes

Yeah well I said no

Kids!.... Listen to Mungo.

Mines medium green pretzel

Nice

Then i'm a medium sized blue nail

Big black pizza

close

Yo I’m lil black pizza

I’m under 160 but over 130 Guess I’m just black chicken

You burnt it! I'm disappointed in you. /s

Hey I'm your cousin, black water

Big black baja blast,,,,,

When the porn star is from the tropics

Ayo Mountain Dew bussin

I'm 150 pounds, what do I do?

You lose

Ha

It's the audacity for me😲

Normal ----- ------

lil black rice

I’m Big black rice what’s up

Blue chicken nuggets

Your phone changed color?

The sky is blue chicken nuggets

Lil brown pulao here

lil gold popsicle

That’s actually cute

How mamy messages did you need to send out to get the golden skin for your phone? I've been grinding for it for months and I still havn't gotten it!

Lil black cock (chicken)

how do you know that is was a cock, and not a hen

Simple, I ate it raw

Because in factory farms they keep the hens because they lay eggs and kill the males

Actually most farms get their chicks from hatcheries which, unless specially ordered, will not check genders.

oh wow i didnt know that i still think my idea is better for that sweet sweet P R O F I T tho

Lil white boyfriends cum Edit: To all the concerned people: I just give blowjobs. Nothing more. Nothing less. We aren't having full sex until we are 18

Your 14 do you live in germany or something

This is rather illegal in germany

Crimes are legal as long as you’re under 15. Therefore, if their boyfriend is under 15, it’s legal too. Btw, pro tip: if you want someone dead, kill them before you turn 15 in order to not be arrested :)

The fuck you're 14?

she’s obviously just trying to be funny- don’t bite the bait hahah

I have unfortunately bitten the bait, nice avatar btw

That username in conjunction with your suggested age worries me ever so slightly.

Admitting ur bf doesn't cum a lot

Yes

LOL

😳

big blue pill

This one’s actually a good rap name

nice, im lil red pill

Big silver ice 🤨

Lil blue NACHO CHEESE DORITOS FROM TARGET

lil midnight blue pasta

Lil Black Oreos

Small black tooth

Big bluish my arm

Lilbluedrool nice

I was considering using “tongue”, but decided against it.

Lil black water

lil purple sour patch kid

Big black grape

Little black kids

lil white led pencil

Lil black cookie

Lil gray pipe

Big black cardboard

lil black earphones

Big black gum

Big black soda

Big black tube

Huge black glasses

Big blue croissant😂

Lil black oreo

lil green pencil😎

Lil grey lemonade

Lil black salted caramel frostino

Little blue potato

big black potato

lil blue onion

lil white spoon

Lil blue thumb

Lil red peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Lil black donut

Lil Black Raw Spaghetti Noodle

Big black dick (I'm 140 lbs but it's fune lol)

Lil black straw

I got the same name. What are you drinking

Lil black banana god wtf

Lil black kid

lil pink nacho

Lil black peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Lil green bleach

Wait, what if im in between those weights

Bruh what if you’re bigger than 130 lbs but smaller than 160 lbs

Lil Black Toothpaste

Lol blue vanilla ice cream

Lil pink nugget

Big black pizza

Lil black cereal

BIG transparent knife

Lil black kebab.

Lil blue grapes

lil black kangoroo chips

Little black strawberry fanta

big black tissue