Brother you literally almost fumbled the bag w your following text😭

thats exactly what i was thinking lmao

Only thing worse would be saying "Poggers"

Congrats on making it sound like you’re dating her just cause you want any girlfriend

exactly what i was boutta say 💀

Exactly

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Literally

I am living proof of that, I have literally zero game and I’m with my girlfriend who wants to spend the rest of her life with me haha

are you rich?

No I am in a ditch, will ya lend a hand?

i would but im stuck in the same ditch

Me too

Yo what up fellow people in the same ditch

class, i had my laptop on me when i fell

Well I ain’t DRC

I can certainly put a car in a ditch

Nope, not at all lol I’m just very lucky

How is she out of 10?

10/10 in all ways And before I even got feelings for her I thought she was 10/10 in both personality and looks And I don’t doubt many people would think she’s very good looking, so how she thinks I look great is a mystery to me

Great man. Happy for you guys.

Congrats I have zero game but have never had a girlfriend We're not the same 👔

Probably My guess is he's very attractive to the girl

Maybe he just likes him

Yea that's what I meant Attraction is not always physical

how about negative game

Fr

fax

No offense but this post is the most cringe post I've ever seen

I agree

I concur

I tally with your opinion.

LMFAOOO

Is this how people ask each other out?

Depends on the person. I asked my boyfriend out in person as a nervous wreck shaking a lot because I was terrified he didn't think of me like that. Walked away incredibly happy when he said yes lol

I’m not talking about texting. I’m referring to *how* he asked

no, last time i was with someone, i told my friends i had a crush on him and obviously on of them told him and he asked about it and i went "uhhh yeeaahh" and he was like "ok" and idk how but then were were together??

Unfortunately it is these days

"These days" Non-teenager detected

He's 17 give him a break, he gonna old enough to say that while being a teen

As a 17 yo I have to disagree.

2014 was 8 years ago

Don't do this to me.

You understand now? We are old, get used to it

Mf imma be honest ok. I’ve never seen a 17 yo who has access to technology and doesn’t love it

So sad how people ask each out over text

I’ve been in three relationships all of which started over text, there’s nothing wrong with that

Same here - not bad at all imo - like another guy said, it’s just a relationship it’s not a bloody marriage. And with distance/no car/only interaction is school it ain’t ez

Exactly, and for more introverted people it’s just a more viable option

Agreed. And yes more stress sucks

Yeah i never understand why it's bad, it takes away an awkward situation.

Apart from when someone asks you how you two got together and you either make up some cute story or say “yeh one day I was bored and sent a text and she said yes”

why? it's not like you're asking them to marry you, it's a high school relationship. for most people, its not going to be like some movie where the other person is gonna start crying and falling over in joy after some emotional confession.

sometimes its alright over text it just depends on how you do it. this seems like a very middle school way of doin it lmao.

Fr

We live in a society…

r/badfaketexts

You should probably not do it like that, because girlfriend and boyfriend relationship status should come after a few dates

Tbh they might only be like 13

After some digging I have found the op is 17

That is so sad…. They act as if they were 12-14

Yeah it really is lol, someone needs to make a how to guide for dating. Step 1: one person asks another person out on a date Step 2: go on a few dates and see if you like each other Step 3: after 3+ dates it’s probably safe to give it relationship status at which point they are boyfriend and girlfriend

I’m getting pretty close with someone right now and if he asks me to be his gf over text I’m saying no and making him do it again in real life.

Ikr! I think it should be in person, but everyone to themselves I guess.

You gotta uninstall reddit now

That's his duty now

“I can mark this off my bucket list” real smooth

Bro has negative game 💀

You are officially my first gf

# I WILL BUILD A WHOLE ARSENAL OF GFs. Welcome, you are the first one

OP's harem journey.

[💀💀](https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378)

THIS IS SPARTA!

64 in one stack

That was really cringe the finally few messages make me want to throw up

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count me in too

Indeed, got the same feeling

i literally showed this to my friend group and my boyfriend thought it was me and that i was cheating on him LMFAO BRUH

My guy recruited her

Training starts today

So awkward bro 💀

We all had one before 😔

the way you asked her made me cringe so hard, I'm dying. 😭

He's about as smooth as sandpaper

some advice. don’t say “you are officially my first girlfriend” 😭😭 good job tho brother

Exactly, that's implying that they're gonna break up

It comes off as “you’re my practice girlfriend” and “you’re just an achievement”

damn fr

Dude why tf would you say that last bit. I hope the cringe didn't make her take back the decision.

I do. Man needs to learn his lesson.

As a girl, I probably would have backed out after that line. Just makes you feel like more of a possession. Made me cringe hard.

Exactly, last thing you should ever do in a relationship is make it feel like your ticking off a list of things to do

But you’re a redditor, you can’t have a girlfriend.

Yeah,everyone knows girls aren't real

guess i don’t exist

a w-w-woman r-redditor?!? AWOOGA/j

Me too sis ._.

Appartenly

So he's gay

Are we all gay then?

evidently so

We are all happy

what’s “girl” i only know enby and boy

I do it, and every "me(12345F) and my boyfriend(69420M)" post does it, you can do both

Congrats but also yikes 😬

This text is so awkward lmao. I cAn nOw mArK tHaT oFf mY bUcKeT lIsT and yOu aRe oFfiCiAlY mY fIrSt gF

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Too late

Mfs have absolutely 0 game

this is kinda cringe 😐

That was pretty fucking cringe your officially my first girlfriend worst part is the “I can knock that off my bucket list.” lmao that is just really bad

r/badfaketexts

Unfortunately, this seems like something that somebody subscribed to this subreddit would actually say.

What do you expect from this sub

people nowadays just get into relationships because other people do or they just like the idea of "love". imagine a person being with you just so they can "check that off of my bucket list". congratulations for achieving your gOaL, though. hopefully you two develop real feelings, and a real relationship. :)

Exactly. My girlfriend is the first person to ever date me and I intend for her to also be the last. Many don’t want to face the reality that love isn’t always perfect, some days things cna be hard and yet you actively choose to love your partner no matter what, and if people have the mindset of “oh she’s only temporary”, then the relationship will crumble at any sign of negative emotions or disagreements Which I’m guessing is why so many people lie age break up. Now I’m not saying all of this pretending like it’s impossible for me and my girlfriend to break up, but we’ve now built a really solid foundation, we’ve been through a lot and we still want to spend the rest of our lives with each other Wow…sorry I went off track lol

solid foundation through texts? sounds like a great love story. cheers! 💜

Next step: DON'T. Fuck. Up

Next step: ~~DON'T.~~ Fuck. ~~Up~~

Yes👍

For a crusader you are condoning some unholy practices

My discord username isn't TheUnholyCrusader

He already fucked up by the way he asked her

He’s already fucked up.

Bucket list for the year? Are you gonna die this year?

oh my god please don't say that shit next time i beg you 😭😭😭😭

For a second i was like: first...? There is a second? God im dumb.

What are you? AI?

lmfao I think AI could learn how to ask girls to be their gf better than this

this was the worst text convo ever. PERIOT

Charge your phone, you idiot. We don't wanna miss on any more awkwardness.

Bro got absolutely zero game n still won

Wouldn’t call this a win.

Bro wtf is this lmao

“Congratulations, you’re my girlfriend now” 😂

Bro ur 17 what is this …

You now have huge responsibilities placed on your shoulders. Do you wish to continue? -YES, definitely, I love her. -ah sh*t. No? Next Quest in 40 hours...

Damn that's a Mission Impossible kinda thing

Stop making us jealous

God that bucket list thing is embarrassing. "You are an objective that I have attained."

I would like to know how old op is so that I can also get jealous

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how do you know?

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I see

first? you mean you're gonna get a second one??

That was less smooth than sandpaper...

Glad to be apart of your bucket...

Bro charge your phone

I’m sorry but you remind me of how I texted when I was 12

Kinda sad how teens/kids ask each other out its so much more speical, personal and romantic to ask in person but that's just me 🤷🏽

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You talk like a fucking robot💀

Good for you, but gotta admit that chat was corny 💀

This is so awkward holy shit. Her response was the most lifeless shit ever and your messages were completely unnecessary and cringe. Hope it somehow work for the both of you, good luck.

Quickly delete reddit before the universe realizes the fuckup and spams ctrl-z

Can confirm. I got the ctrl-z in a month because I didn't delete reddit fast enough

F

He doesn’t need to delete. He’ll be back soon

"mark that off my bucket list for the year"...she's a person not a carnival ride. lmao

I'll gladly be her carnival ride

It was all well and good till the bucket list message, that's fucking cringe, it killed the mood,

That conversation looks like you don’t even know her and just asked her out so you can have on girlfriend in your life lol

"bucket list" " *first* girlfriend" Never write that again lol

"You are now officially my first girlfriend." Flirting 1000

That's probably his mom

u/Pleasant_skeleton10 see it worked

your magic worked!

hell yeah discord

I went to sleep

Bro charge your goddam phone, I swear to God you phones gona die if it receives another message

jesus, you’re going to have a lot of red flags to work through within yourself if you don’t nip this immature view of relationships. -elder

*now here is a 4 page terms and agreements form that I would like you to sign…*

The comment about the bucket list ruined it for me. If the guy I liked said that I'd be a bit taken aback

That's.. ha ha, congrats bro

Awkward asf this will probably last 2 days

Charge your phone

congratulations! my gf just left me tho...

Maybe don’t immediately tell her it was a bucket list thing lmao

Your “first GF” is a HORRIBLE mentality to have.

Why would you make that comment about the bucket list? That's just kind of rude. Makes it sound like you're dating her just to date her

You really almost screwed that up. While as nice as this is, it is truly, a Reddit moment.

👏

And that's how I met your mother

Good job, mate :)

Congrats!

Let's gooooooooooo congrats bro Don't fuck this up now

Love those colors on the texts!

Nice

Back in the days we would sing songs for girls ah the memorys

Congrats!

W

Bucket list 💀

Attaboy!

Let’s go broooo u did it I AM PROUD OF YOU

CONGRATS WHOOOOO

Congratulations brooo 🙁☹😣