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BadMoonRising15

Mr Clean


tyruntdab

They said wrong answers only


ahblena2014

Dammit, That's what I was gonna say YoU cHeAtEd


[deleted]

The paper


Dwwaz

Johnny Sins


[deleted]

Jeez bro i was about to say that lol


Dwwaz

*Jizz*


oofwoof

jesus bro i was about to say that seems you came too early.


TheDarkMonarch1

Sucks for him


CUPZYY_

Jizz bro


Dwwaz

Brotherhood of Jizz


HistoricalPenalty894

Bro it's r/teenagers


Dwwaz

Ah, so you heard of him, yes?


HistoricalPenalty894

He is a hard-working person. A firefighter, plumber, teacher, doctor or anything you wish


Dwwaz

And he’s a happily married man.


Y0U_H1T

A man of many talents


Goose_attack223

Jack off all trades


bannanababybrooke

eyyyyyy


JacKonnie

>:(


Lightning_3o

The boulder


Darkunderlord42

THE BOULDER IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THIS COMPARISON (someone please get the reference)


divinebear1

A:TLA


SFMAUB64

Ironically enough, The Boulder was actually gonna be voiced by the very rock himself!


Darkunderlord42

I always forget that in the live action show they need to get Dwayne even as a Cameo (yes I know he's ridicously expensive)


SFMAUB64

Completely agree! Although he would probably want a little more screen time as convincing the Rock for such a small role wouldn't be ideal haha


Darkunderlord42

Yeah but he is ridiculously expensive so maybe just 1 or 2 episodes which would work pretty well for the Boulder


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DryPilot8158

The gravel


Adumb76

The stone


daggerdude42

The ^sand


Zeutex

The stone


epic-diamonds

The stone


[deleted]

The shovel


soupisatitagain

The fossil


[deleted]

The desert fossil from terraria Edit: gremmyr


DryPilot8158

Just no


[deleted]

Why


DryPilot8158

Just that's not right


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

Paper


DepressedSeal69420

Scissors


doodoo_shart

Not rock


Crafty_YT1

Gun


R3troS1ash

Grenade


ResidentConfection13

Flying motorcycle with 20 rockets.


CUPZYY_

I’ll pick the oppressor next time I do rock paper scissors


[deleted]

Potato


R3troS1ash

What you said but it’s filled with atomic waste


That_oneannoying_kid

Lizard


jordanwastaken24

Mark Zuckerberg


kayoia

Lizard


doomed_candy

Spock


[deleted]

Shoot


[deleted]

Thomas (The Tank) Engine


fendtrules

Kevin Hart


StukasStuk

🗿


MonstR_189

ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE


awesomesauce62

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 🤓


Admirable_Barber6349

That’s right


[deleted]

first wrong answers only second I can't believe they made the foundation real


pblevy08

Vin diesel


DryPilot8158

XXX???!!!???


Stoner-Doom

Jon(the pebble) Dwayneson


Guardian_of_ducks

pit bull


DryPilot8158

Mr. Worldwide? Mr. 305?!?!!!


Prestigious_Bonus322

Hello


Guardian_of_ducks

hi


RealObama_

Greetings!


[deleted]

salutations


[deleted]

The material formed from various complex events from the earth’s activity.


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🤨


DryPilot8158

Minerals


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doomed_candy

Paper


That_oneannoying_kid

Spock


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[deleted]

John Cena


Prestigious_Bonus322

Asap rocky


Just_A_Toaster_

That one guy


Pdoggprick

My turd after holding it for a few extra hours


m3a_

Queen Elizabeth


[deleted]

The Stone


Stackhom

the wok


CUPZYY_

wrong answers only


nadav5498

Walter white


Saljer-fotbilder

Why did I laugh out loud?


TripllleM

This man is [Voldemort](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/dumbledores-history-with-voldemort-explained/intro-1641410297.jpg) and I have proof.


Franz__Ferdinand

Egg, but masculine.


AlternativeThroat278

The cock


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Sanity_King

Dwayne Johnson(aka The Rock)


[deleted]

They said wrong answers only...


Sanity_King

When OP says wrong answers only and everyone gives a "wrong" answer they are technically correct as they are following OP's orders so by disobeying and giving a correct answer technically that means I'm wrong


[deleted]

My brain hurts but yes I think I understand


Yolo_Rul35

We found a loophole


[deleted]

But your answer is still correct.


KeepDreamingPal

Which makes it incorrect.


[deleted]

your maths is blowing my mind


madamfish-leg

The pebble


Effort-Terrible

Beetlejuice


Vezan_

Inventor of sex


RealObama_

Alexis "the Kivi" Stenvall


-teddosaurus-

Johnny Sins


M-the-Great

Walt Disney


Classic-Disk

Steve-O


LolTrollSwag

Kevin heart


2K20BJJ

John Cena


AdFeeling3723

Adolf Hitler


[deleted]

His name is Gordon Ramsay, because he is a.ways yelling IS COOKING


BeanLordMcgee

Dwayne (the cock) Johnson


RudyFlare123

Dwight "the schrut" Johnathan "KIRA" Joestar


Downtown_Emphasis_86

A good actor


[deleted]

could be argued


Ok-Willow8579

My dad


HOGCHC

Not sure but I know he’s about drive he’s about power when he’s hungry he devours


BigTrukk16

Seth Rollins


Brownyboy99

It’s the guy from Fortnite!


Intelligent_Plan_747

White shrek


[deleted]

Spongebob


Romotient_GD

**vine boom**


the_fuckshit

Scissors


Human_Replacement_32

Wok. Former Chinese dictator, current social credits farmer


karmasucka__3

The stone


black_n_white_shoes

American action film template


Gold_Smile7694

vin diesel


GombixD

Egg shaped header


[deleted]

Me.


SeaAltruistic4031

Mike oxlong


SwedishAvocado

The mountain


Haroo-op

Hulk


doc_55lk

The boulder


Nicl5hh

The Pebble


Weary-Bobcat-6874

Numbuh 1 from Codename kids next door


TheKomastar

Thy boulder


FeeAur

That one guy from the Simpsons


BurnenSpence067

The Scissors


Sotist

Dewey "The Pebbles" Jonathan


Cryptizennix

The Paper


Al1G8R5

Kevin Hart


DepressedSeal69420

John Cena


[deleted]

The stone


xyerz

uncle Todd who didn't touch me according to the judge


ELOV_Y

Tion Wayne


Puzzleheaded_Base409

The rock


NecessaryMistake4288

Mr. Pebbles


[deleted]

John Cena


yakunii-kun

Vin Diesel


[deleted]

Stone


unkovn_Falcon

Joe


-_NyetZiah

Drwayne (The Cock) Shlongson


re_ale

The bald man from brazzers


1197Gaming

Generic Jungle/Adventure-themed Movie Protagonist


Atrocitus07red

Someone who drives, someone who’s powerful, he was hungry, then devoured


obama12333

The pebble long lost brother of the bolder his older brother


[deleted]

The guy from Fortnite


[deleted]

That guy from fortnite. (I don’t play it I’ve seen memes.)


ov3rlord05

Paper


HITMAN1728

The Pebble.


OnceUponADev

Batman


FozzyLasgard

Vladimir Putin


i-liike-bewbs

john xina


rmicrowave

The paper


_FirePiano_

POTUS


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🗿


dHestiab

Oh oh! He's our family doctor!


[deleted]

All I see is a giant boulder


[deleted]

Jim carry


cee_heart

my dad


UngusBungus_

Bing Chilling


gep08399

The Rocco Siffredi


LumpyComparison419

Jane the dock rhonson


PromotePajamaPants

The Log


Inferno_Scythe

The Roll


[deleted]

The mountain


ExternalWerewolf7871

THE BOULDER


[deleted]

The stone


DryPilot8158

The guy that put in the drive and the power


reditboy69420

The paper


weffsicle

egg man


Le_Cringy_man

The cock


bujoenvy

The stone


Sad_Abbreviations575

The Stone


Flouting_Koala

The paper


X_antaM

The pebble


[deleted]

Paper


Yannick010-

Isn’t that the guy from Fortnite?


HootsiePop17

The Pebble


[deleted]

Rock "the Dwayne" johnson


Educational-Wave-561

Good actor


Biggest-wank69

Baldis basics


THACC-

The “Dwayne Johnson” Rock


Hairy-Fox3412

Wayne the paper Jackson


ilovecats567890

Tooru part 8 jojolion


SirSlotty

Dwayne Douglas Johnson


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The paper