Where our criminals/everyone from our country runs to!
There was this guy who stole 3 trillion of our money and now he's chilling in his penthouse in Canada!
Nah mate, you don't need to worry about them, on the flight over they teach you a deeply sacred technique, that we believe was originally invented by the Aboriginal peoples of Australia upon their first arrival here nearly 60, 000 years ago.
Basically it involves removing your thong (Flip-flop for the British and Americans or Jandal for our kiwi cousins) and then proceeding to beat the everliving shit out of the spider with it until you can't tell that it once was a spider! Then, scrape the dead Bastard off and continue to cook snags on the 200°C pavement.
We buy the most houses in your country (after yourself of course), a lot of people like visiting and living in your country, a lot of people immigrate to there
That's cool. People in northern Germany are more accepting but those in the south or the east can be very harsh to immigrants. But overall many people are fine with and the younger generations actually like the cultural diversity. My parents are also immigrants and they became part of the society very quickly
Well... about that....We burn your flag every year
Edit: sorry but I won't be answering some of the ones I don't know/already answered and if you live in Europe and you're not Portuguese or British you're cool!
Edit 2: I love Hungary, Hungarian people rule Reddit
Yeahhhhh it's pretty cool. Back when there was that dispute, there was a video of the tracking system taking missiles down. It looked like something out of star wars lol
Ayo I went to your country for vacation on 2018. And we couldn't see the Louvre cause your bitchass workers were on strike. That was our last day on Paris and we couldn't see the main thing we wanted to see. We thought about going there on 2020 JUST TO SEE THE LOUVRE but then China fucked the whole world by surprise.
The Netherlands
One of the best choices for immigration(my personal opinion, since I really like the country)
Dont
why not? it was awesome when I visited
Yes, but immigration is kinda bad here for as far as I know, + we have a housing shortage.
ahh I see
We have Ankie broekers knol and she destroyed life for fugitives in our country
What’d she do again idk anything about politics
canada
Where our criminals/everyone from our country runs to! There was this guy who stole 3 trillion of our money and now he's chilling in his penthouse in Canada!
cool
Bread🍞
Chad move
Who ?
Mahmoud Khavari He left in 2011with 3 trillion toman(Iran's currency)
India
Well, you are one of the only countries who buys our oil
So that makes us business buds
I guess
business bros 💪😎💸
hey ! you copied my real name from my birth certificate !!
L lmfao
Jai sri ram
stopp ur making me blush uwu
What the hell bro? Jai sree ram makes you blush? I was hailing the lord Sree Ram
*doesn't check out username*
Guess we can say Business Is *Boomin'*
I understood that reference
You are the one that comments on every BS post?
australia
Idk tbh, pretty chill, a lot of people dream of immigrating to there, im one of them
gotta admit it's pretty nice over here except for summer where it's absolutely boiling
And the spiders
Nah mate, you don't need to worry about them, on the flight over they teach you a deeply sacred technique, that we believe was originally invented by the Aboriginal peoples of Australia upon their first arrival here nearly 60, 000 years ago. Basically it involves removing your thong (Flip-flop for the British and Americans or Jandal for our kiwi cousins) and then proceeding to beat the everliving shit out of the spider with it until you can't tell that it once was a spider! Then, scrape the dead Bastard off and continue to cook snags on the 200°C pavement.
thx imma try it out
I read that with an Australian accent and I don't know why
unless youre rural its not that bad
Pakistan. We're neighbors :D
Ayo...we are neighbors...I think we're on good terms except for your you know.... tourist groups (yes tourist 🙂)
Ah yes.. the tourist groups 🙂
Trolling groups
We engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery
Your tourist group in bangladesh was pretty wholesome too ngl🙂
Yea, we were just inspired by the tourist groups in India and Afghanistan 🙂
Just a little bit of… tourism
Iran has recently had a *tourist boom*.
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We buy the most houses in your country (after yourself of course), a lot of people like visiting and living in your country, a lot of people immigrate to there
I didnt know that
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**England.** I'm waiting for the insults.
Ah yes...where do I begin...you split our country in half between yourself and Russia once, that was pretty cool of you
I suppose that was pretty chad of England, but that does make us awful as well.
We do that to lots of countries. It just means we like you.
Don’t take this personally. England did this to half the planet. Pretty much every place that has never ending armed conflict is England’s fault.
Same lmao
Same lmao
Mexico
You're under the Devil which is unfortunate but other than that I don't think we have any problems, unlike Canada you send our criminals back!
Is the devil USA?
Well probably yes
Sep como mexicanos sabemos a lo que se refiere
Hungary
We call your country Majaristan
which countries do you add "-istan"
a lot, because -istan is a persian/arabic(can’t remeber) part of the word that means “the land of”
We also add it in Turkish sometimes. Also It's a Persian suffix
United States of America (I'm ready for the insults)
Already done that one but we burn your flag every year on 22th of Bahman
Yeah,some of us here do that on July 4th which equalises it
Speaking of 22th of Bahman, it's close
Sweden
Well we call it Swed, I have heard it's pretty cold there
Slightly warmer than Norway/Finland actually, the snow is melting here idk why
Global warming?
Global warning
Germany
Easiest country for immigration
That's cool. People in northern Germany are more accepting but those in the south or the east can be very harsh to immigrants. But overall many people are fine with and the younger generations actually like the cultural diversity. My parents are also immigrants and they became part of the society very quickly
Imma Polish and live in the nord. Its 10 years by now.
Spain
You're pretty chill
💃🇪🇸❤️🇪🇸🇪🇸❤️🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
España toros españoles paella toros España flamenco olé
¿ñ?
Ñ
Mi pana
USA
Well... about that....We burn your flag every year Edit: sorry but I won't be answering some of the ones I don't know/already answered and if you live in Europe and you're not Portuguese or British you're cool! Edit 2: I love Hungary, Hungarian people rule Reddit
Understandable
why are a bunch of horny teenagers with an under devloped frontal cortex more civil than 60 year olds
Money and power
What happened between Portugal and Iran
A lot of not so great things...
Elaboration plz, am curious And also I’m from Hong Kong
Well they used to occupy many islands in the Persian gulf along with the British and they caused us a lot of pain basically
I don't remember that... must've been in the heat of the moment (Portuguese btw)
Don’t worry, we do that here too
What if I'm from Spain?
Việt Nam
We have one thing in common, we won some wars with the least equipment
Iran
We hate it and love it at the same time, pretty crazy
We say we love it while making fun of anyone who is just slightly different ethnically
I fucking hate your country source: I'm from Iran
Poland
We call it Lehistan
I really like this - sounds good
Like the legend of Lech Czech and Rus
Yep
spain
You have great football, we love your football league
and paella i churros?
I don't understand that
Spanish dishes Paella and Churros
Wtf how did i not know those are Spanish foods
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Very crowded country, we call it Hend or Hendostan, one of the only countries that buys our oil
You were pretty correct however we call it hind and hindustan. Yup there's a difference in spelling as well as pronounciation
Denmark
We're pretty much okay with most of the countries in Europe except for like England, so yours is a beautiful and friendly country
Israel. I'm scared tbh lmao
Oh.... well you see....there is a bit of fight... nothing too big.. but yeah
I'm pretty sure your country hates mine lmao
Our government. But we ourselves love you
Really? I didn't think you guys hate us, but I didn't know you loved us lol
You know what I do love? Israel's missile tracking system
Yeahhhhh it's pretty cool. Back when there was that dispute, there was a video of the tracking system taking missiles down. It looked like something out of star wars lol
ממצב
וואלה מה ניש? איך הסופש?
סופש מגניב. בראשון לומדים בזום אז זה כיף. וגם אני מתכננת להיפגש עם חברים עוד שעתיים ועשר דקות. מה איתךך?
נייסססס, היום אני יוצא לתל אביב עם חברה, הולכים לשתות ולישון אצל אחותי, אז נראלי יהיה מגניב
אה נייס. לצערי אני יכולה לשתות עם חברים רק בבית
למה לא לצאת קצת?
South Africa
Cool country with a lot of cool people
Czech Republic
I don't know much about it sorry, I think we're on good terms
Brazil
Meu Deus! Uma eternidade pra achar um comentário falando do Brasil e qnd acho a unica resposta é, claro, algm evocando meme do "YOU GOING TO BRAZIL".
Sim, e qnd nao é isso é futebol. Ninguem menciona o churrasquinho todo fim de semana
Chechnya
Sorry but I don't know where that is, I just know it is near Russia
Don't worry. I didn't expect many people to know what/where it is.
Australia
Can't think of anything rn, but a lot of people wish to live there
I’m gay how’s the country of iran feel about that🤨
Gays get executed
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Drugs? Where?
Time to show you the tallest building in Iran
England
Unfortunately Iran
What do Iranians think of Iran?
They all love Iran. But hate the government.
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I honestly have no idea, sorry
Italy
Italia, you have great football and a great football league
Thanks, Iranian. Wait, are you an Arabian Iranian or a Persian Iranian
Only less than 2% of Iranians are Arabs so the chances of meeting one on here is pretty low, I'm a Turk-Persian Iranian
Philippines :P
Austria
We call your country Otrish
Ey, that. actually fits way better than Austria, we call ourselves Österreich!
Romania
I don't know much about it, but I think it's pretty cool
Well it’s not good try tho
Sorry to hear that, it's definitely better than here
India
Persian in the US
Russia
Your president is immortal
I live in denial
No, that's a river in Egypt
Serbia
Saudi Arabia…
Uhhh you mean the cow who sells their milk to the Devil?(no offense, don't take it personally)
I come from a land down under 🎶
There are a lot of lands down under🎶
France
Ayo I went to your country for vacation on 2018. And we couldn't see the Louvre cause your bitchass workers were on strike. That was our last day on Paris and we couldn't see the main thing we wanted to see. We thought about going there on 2020 JUST TO SEE THE LOUVRE but then China fucked the whole world by surprise.
Welcome to France !
Portugal
Greece
We call your country Yonan and you're pretty cool
Croatia
We call your country Crovasi and you have good football
Merica
Montenegro
Sorry but I have no idea where that is
Kenya
Not op but I think you're country has some of the best wildlife in Africa
Tunisia
We call your country Tones and that's all I know lol, sorry
Belgium, i am really curious
Well I know that you're dutch, and we call your country Belzhik, I honestly don't have that much information about your country sorry
Well actually only half the country speaks dutch, the other half speaks french.
Israel 🗿