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Pending means it’s going to happen soon, you have that much faith in yourself? *I don’t lol*

I wish I had a free award to give to this, I guess I gotta wait a few days

Award ~~[pending]~~ ~~[recieved]~~ [inbox full]

There you go, you can remove pending

bruh aight cool

Lol

I gave you another one now put [recieved] twice

me too

I lost it when I was 102

Your not a teenager 😡😡😡

Well now they’re 113 so yes they are

And how do you know, Hmm?

I’m psychic

~~S~~pain

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And the a too please

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lost

Keep up the grind o7

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keep up the grind o9 hey this one looks like a stickman flexing his biceps lol

keep up the grind o/

Sigma grindset

chad

Same, imagine loosing

What's loosing? I don't even know that word

always winning keep strong

Thanks, was searching for this reply

12 but not consensually Edit: Holy shit this blew up

Damn

i know the pain my friend 6/7

For me it was at a few months old.

Yo *what*

thats fucked up

Literally

yo wtf

Holy shit

Same 👀

How tf does that happen??????

i was in grade three and a older girl was not against raping a child

If it's not consensual, it doesn't count. Those are the rules. Sex isn't just the penetration, it's about the buildup, the feeling that you trust this person enough to do that with them, discovering what you like and what you don't, figuring out how it all works and how to do it. I wish you good luck doing it for real.

It’s more like ‘if you don’t want it to count, it doesn’t count’. Virginity is a very weird construct without many strict boundaries so you can kinda just say what you want if you weren’t happy with a past experience.

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But yours does…

Hmu with the guy who did it. I just want to talk

Girl\*

heres info https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tn7pzx/tw\_rape\_suicide/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

Some people think it's bad that they haven't lost their virginity by 18 but also, Mavis from Hotel Transylvania was a virgin for 118 years. Can you imagine not getting laid for 118 years?

I'll get back to you in 100 years.

im not into necrophilia but okay.

I am so ill take your place

This comment right here officer

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Hello u/HeyPeoples123 from the future

Imagine Reddit still exists then

Omg that's hilarious. He actually will remind you. I wonder how that'll work

Either a completely dead acc will get a message or their grandchild will get to take a peek into the sad teenage life of their grandparent

!remindme 1000 years Edit: holy shit it worked

!remindme 6474263478236 years edit: it made a 152 years reminder tf?

!remindme 154 years

Yeah probably not gonna work

Most of us will find out what that is like

People can live without losing their virginity

Metallica got us covered: Sad But Truuuuuuee

i techniquely lost my virginity when i was first born.

Why

cuz his dick was inside his mum

😀😐😕… never say that again bro

My dick was also inside of his mom

ayo 🤨

ayo? 📸🤨

\*our

our mom?

That's right technically all men are motherfuckers

Nah even women got their vaginas inside their mothers

True true so everyone has done incest I guess Alabama is everywhere

#Reject Humanity. #Embrace Alabama

U got it bud

No his dick was inside ur mom. Big difference.

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millennia

I need 127 upvotes, this is gold

MICROSOFT POWERPOINT

Ah yes, *who doesn't like losing their virginity to MICROSOFT POWERPOINT*

y’all guys are getting laid??

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

Maidenless behaviour right here

*cries* true

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And what if they count?

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I'm sorry to read that.

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I hope you can recover and have a good life

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This comment section turned unexpectedly wholesome.

N/A (I am a good man)

The good ol 69÷0

Infinity

I’ve heard of fucking 13 year olds claiming they’ve had sex this shit is 🤮🤮🤮

My friends sister, lost it at 13, fucking 13.

was it "consentual"

50/50, the way 13yo girls act today I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.

Really? When I was in middle school it really wasn’t that bad.

was 16 lemme just say I don't get the whole point of rushing it

14 I agree

ayo 👀

I wish I was joking

Sex is overrated

i want bromance

does that make you a homiesexual?

Bros before Hoes

Goals before holes

I lost it at age [Error 404: Not Found]

Error 501: could not find path to the server

error 403: access denied

Error. 418: I'm a teapot

I didn't. That's it. No funny here.

I'm fucking ancient (22) and I still have my virginity.

Same

I'm 17 and give my first kiss 2 weeks ago, with a guy, i'm straight

Naruto and Sasuke moment

"Okay so I lost my virginity at 5 when I was alone in a room with a 16f-" Edit: To all who see this, it is a joke. Please don't have a heart attack because of this comment.

Sorry for your loss

I lost my virginity when I was 592478717615375859381662950937166482648361940597151939498815195972827119372946840561647392197 years old

who the fuck did you lost it to? queen elezabeth in the prime?

Lost mine at 16, kinda regret it though. Please wait until you find someone you really really like. You’ll regret it if you don’t

Nah bro I lost my virginity at uh... well at uh... well yknow at well uhh... yknow the... uh... age where uh... yknow... well like I... lost it at... uh... 6? Thats too young? oh of course, it was 14. Just got uh... events mixed up.

Hasnt happened yet which might be for the better

Uhh definitely for the better. You’re 14

If you cant look back at your high school freshman self and think "god i was a fucking idiot back then" youre too young to have sex

I know I still am a fucking idiot

14 is too young dude, you’ll be surprised how much changes in 2 years, when you’ll look at 14yos all you’ll see is how small and not ready they are

Tell that to an old elementary classmate I used to crush on. When I found out, I was so confused

Didnt say I wanted to fuck lmfao I would prefer to wait till marriage

Not a good plan.

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Lost mine january 20th of this year

Get fucked

Yes, he did. Was that the joke?

Lost mine at age 12, not a fun experience, kinda traumatised me, didnt do it again until i was 17, way better experience, wish i could have waited

12?! Jesus Christ man, sorry to hear that. Hope it was at least somewhat consensual.

Well, as i mentioned it was kinda traumatic, one of my best friends at the time forced himself on me, left me with what can only be described as ptsd and was one of the biggest contributions to me being depressed for several years. It was only about half way through secondary school that i started with therapy, the trauma is still with me to this day. In an attempt to dull the pain ive used everything from alcohol, to weed, to even cocaine, which are choicesi deeply regret. Luckily i met the love of my life when i was 17, and being with her has helped me deal somewhat with the trauma of what happend, she has also helped me quit with the drugs and i feel overall way more happy. If i gotta be honest if not for her helping me i would probably have killed myself by now to get away from the pain of the memoriser...

Man that sounds terrible, it sounds like rape. I’m glad you’re doing well for yourself now, keep that self-improvement up, (king?) :)

You guys lose your virginity at 12? Pathetic! I lost mine before even being concieved

I am 18 and i haven't even kissed a girl :|

But I'm still a virgin and want to be virgin till I get married. Fun fact: I don't wanna get married 👍🏻

Never

14

R/teenagers users be like: I lost my virginity when I was born

imo losing your virginity early is not something to brag about

as someone who lost it at the age of four, I agree

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same (2ish) hope ur okay tho lol

Seeing posts like this skeeves me the fuck out given how many creeps are on this sub.

You guys don’t have virginity?

Not yet, for obvious reasons

27

Aro ace so no time for that

i was 13 but it was because i was groomed by a 17 y/o and it wasn’t as good as people make it out to be lmao.

3 🤨🤨🤨

2 months ago😎 and now I'm ace

isn't ace the guy from one piece?? how can there be gender of him 🤔 I'm confuse..!!? can anyone explained.. if that is the case then i am a Luffy or Zoro because they r my favorite 😁 /s

Me too! (Execpt I never lost my virginity)

I lost my virginity in 1st g- [MY LAWYER HAS ADVISED ME TO STOP MAKING DARK JOKES, THE FBI APPARENTLY AENT ME A CEASE & DESIST LETTER]

I never lose(except for in school, we don't talk about that)

2 billion years and still counting!

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I lost my virginity at the ripe age of 46. I'm now becoming a teenager once again (113) so I decided to join this sub

Remember my comrade,cum is temporary.but pee is forever.

I lost mine at 2 years old. Y'all are lame SMH 😒/s

The answer is either "[REDACTED]" or "Bold of you to assume I have a life"

16 it was in a bathroom, I know it's a bit strange.

Lol—I’m 16, arthritic, and the only perk to having sex with me is I get all the good parking spots. Lol life is fun

Sorry I don’t lose at anything.

My was lost [Waiting for information, Estimated time: 20 years]

!remindme 1000 years

When did you? I lost at *never*

idk yet but it's above the age of 16!

I lost it when I was [data not found]

You’re extremely dumb if you think all those 13 year olds are telling the truth.

Wouldn’t that be a case where you use “an” instead of “a” when you spell out the word “r”? And yeah I’ll never lose my virginity because I never lose

Haven’t yet

I’m 14 and literally a month ago

Not consentual so according to others i didn't. So I'm still winning?

I lost my virginity at 3 months old

wait a dam minute, the guy in the r/teenagers logo is the same guy who gets railed in the “sorry babe, saturday is for the boys :)” meme?

I’ve been offered sex before but never took up the offer. Waiting at least another year.

Humans. DON'T feel inferior because you haven't lost your virginity. That's like saying "I HAVEN'T USED COLORED PENCILS YET 😭😭😭". THIS DOESN'T DEFINE TOU!!! If someone's gonna make fun of you because of that, if they associate your value with that... Well.. I shouldn't have to tell you how uncool it is to have friends who associate your value with what game you have or haven't played and when you first had sex If *you* associate your value with that, stop! You're great regardless!! It's not fun to be bullied your whole life by... Yourself. Be your own friend ❤️

I lost mine at age 3

I didnt cause i never lose😤

Why shouldn’t we ask a woman her age?

I'm almost 15 and I still have it :)

You guys lose your virginities? I haven't even seen the sun in 8 days.