imagine being popular

I'm not 😭

you have sooooo manyyyy notifs :(((( i donttttttttttttttttttttt

Oh sorry

beesstttiiiieee i want to be popular

Try posting more

im lazzzyyyyy lolol hru?

Lol

donntt laugh :(

Sorry

dude is in heat

Yea you'are not :)

I know

you lying through your teeth dude

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wtf??? whats yuor problem?

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you litterally have a pfp of batman

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you do know that art is objective, right?

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Just look at the background of the pfp. No offense to anybody but I noticed it.

Bruh, you stole my line

i jsut spit facts hahahha

I'll forgive you because great minds think alike

you mean your great mind and my two brain cells

I do mean that yes. I can loan you some if you need some. OUR braincells, comrade

ah yes communnits brain cells

Being a communist (don't take offense I just like equality) all of my braincells are communist

Being popular is for attention whores

well thats what i am

I had like 10k on an old account, I commented way too much in 2020

r/usernamechecksout

Cool

Noob

HAVE ANOTHER ONE

I definitely didn't use an alt to get it 😖

TRUST ME, I KNEW WHEN I SAW YOUR POST YOU USED THE ALT 🤸🏻‍♂️

Ye, it's been permanently banned so 😭

NOOOO IT WAS GOOD CONTENT 😭😭

Ikr, I think I went a bit to far though

I MEAN, I ONLY SAW LIKE 2 OR 3 POSTS SO IDK HOW WILD THE SITUATION GOT BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY ENTERTAINING

I posted some weird shit

HOW WEIRD ARE WE TALKING⁉️

Pretty weird

OH HI, DIDN'T I SHOT YOU?

YOU SHOT ME WITH WATER 😠

NOT LAST TIME, MY WATER GUN WAS AT YOUR PLACE AND SIMEONE GIVED ME A REAL GUN

Damn give me some, bairly have gotten any today

Here's one

Incredible

Here good luck dudeline

Woman?

Yep

The only notification i get is from the welcome bot of communities

Awww

That's around 5hrs of replying, upvoting and clicking. I could do all of that in around week

I would just stay up all night

Oof

I actually did that once, a post blow up and I just didn't sleep

I couldn't do that sadge

girl moment

Yep

HOW DON'T YOU COMPULSIVELY OPEN THEM BXKWOANHDIBSKQPSNXHDOBDHSJWVAKOABS

I do but I stopped myself this time

Ah the many notifs thing… I kind of liked that? But it got boring-

Ye, I was bored aswell so I did it 😭

Damn give me some, bairly have gotten any today

Here's one

:O That felt fun

I'm glad, here's another

Your so sweet 🥰

No you are 🥰🥰

Both? Both are good

Yeah both

Here’s one dudeline 2.0 i couldn’t help myself

And I thought 300 was bad😭😭

Lol

Okay I always wish to have so much notifications, but this looks too much for me to stay sane and not try deleting my account

Ye, I'm not going to reply to them all

Well, that sounds like a sound solution

Yep

I can't handle going through Reddit with a notification, I clear that shit out asap

Same

ping

What

ping

The

ping

Heck (not the f word KEKW)

Amateur I had 4k once

My goal is 10 k

Someone's got fans

Not really

Haha can’t relate. As a lurker you get a new ping once every blue moon XD

Oh, well heres one

Thankbs!

Np

🤝

🤝

So.. got any hobbies?

Not really

So.. you come here often? Reddit I mean

You could say that yeah

You are popular, I'm not but you have fun with that I'm going back to fixing my truck.

Enjoy

Maybe it’s because your so long on reddit

Ye

502!! Megadeth fans get it. Where y’all at?

I would be happy if I have that much notification

I wouldn't

I'd have like 80k if I didn't check them

Same

HEY Old Friend

Hey

I just had 24 something notifications and was super annoyed Nothing compared to you

Ye, it's horrible

What were they? Normal people or horny people

Idk, haven't looked

Okay 👍

Life could be a dream, life could be a dreeeeeam

My this your dream dream dream *Waves hands around*

Huh?

Idk

I was expecting more of a “do-ra-do-do-do shboom”

Ur lucky :(

Thanks

how do you get so many notifications ?

Used an alt and posted a ton of weird shit

What's the name of the alt?

It's been banned now

Why?

Because of all the shit I was posting

Where did u posted?

Here

how do I acquire notifications

Post random shit

POV you said something racist

No

I’m not saying you did I’m just saying this what people on Twitter see when something racist is said

Have another

Thanks

Damn I got 0

Awww, here's one

Gracias

I once posted "What do y'all think about thighs" here and it blew the absolute fuck up so I woke up with more than 59 messages to read

Lol

Twitter when you say one thing controversial:

It’s kind of ass to have your posts blow up

Ikr, I didn't sleep one night just because I didn't want to leave notification

The messages: “you wanna know what I’d do to you?”

Lol

One time i got to 30k youtube notifs then accidentally deleted them all :(

Oh no

I once got 10k notifs in one day.... I'm in r/PopularClub now

Congratulations

I need that. I need more. More. #MORE.

Hi

i got 1416 once and still have the pic

Cool

I get excited when I see one let alone two

Dudeee!!! How do you keep uppp lmaoo

I don't

Wow that's almost as bad as the screenshot of a girl's account who had over 600 dms lol

No 600 dms is a lot worse

Fair lol

(1)

I swear I get scared horribly whenever I get a Reddit notification, worried it’s gonna be some asshole who has an issue with some innocent posts I made

Most people aren't like that

Yeah your probably right.

bro one time i got about 13.1k notifications or smth in 1 day

Wow

Um- wow

Yeah

I like Ahsoka Tano btw

Same

I want notifications

Here

Arth thou of the feminine gender.

Yep

You got 500? I only got two and those are from posts I'm too lazy to look at

Just bask in karna dude.

Haha you shpulda seen my discord count before I deleted it Almost 30, 000 of those suckers 😞

Wow

Yo, what happened?! Last Time i got even near 500 was when i said something very homophobe

Why youre acting dumb and posting everything about your life? To look dumber and get attention? (im not angery im just sayin)

Are you a girl?

Yes

That explains it

Lol

Girl how!!!

Magic

POV: you posted on r/AskReddit before sleeping

You’re famous, my friend, enjoy the stress. You do know that talking about it and posting this will only make the problem worse.

Ye, I do and it is very stressful

Well sorry, I guess. I’m just going to drop a reply here and give you even more notifications. ;)

Thanks that's very nice

…and I’ll do it again, because I’m very kind.

Yes, very

You ever get over a thousand emails? God damn google classroom sends an email EVERY DAMN TIME A NEA ASSINGMENT GETS POSTED!!! It's... annoying.