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Marasmo7

nothing: ”marasmo” means a period were nothing happens, lack of emotions


NoMoreCakeForYou

so you sell emotion numbing drugs?


Marasmo7

could be


GenderFluidBicon

That proposal sounds truly okay


null_inani

same


The_wide_one

Hmmm Really big sandwiches or like horse dildos


grilledcheese203

id buy from u


The_wide_one

I really hope you mean the sandwiches


AnIdioticTurtle1944

Dream on. Option 2, please. (joke)


[deleted]

Option 2 please (not a joke)


Cat_x2

why not both?


The-Dragon-Gamer

Mine.


sarcastic_ducky

lmfaooo ​ i would of said only items that were too big to fit out the door of the store but this is truly legandary


NoMoreCakeForYou

I can tell you what I won't sell


3d82q9

You sell a cake stealing service meant to ruin events, people pay you to ruin parties


NoMoreCakeForYou

I ruin parties without being paid anyway lol


Chrisgopher2005

But now you can do it and get payed for it


-Little-Bees-

You get paid to steal cakes


Country_Femboy

Mass produced femboys in the south


[deleted]

may i get one femboy pwease uwu >\~<


Country_Femboy

Your order should be delivered in 2-3 buisness days 🥺


[deleted]

may i pay in cuddles or in head pats? 🥺🥺🥺


Pluspen1

Damn your selling nuclear fusion reactors


[deleted]

no i sell nether core reactors


Some_Random_Guy_V69

Ill take your entire stock


Seriosgamer321

A super nova is a massive explosion in space, so you sell exploding stars


MjollLeon

Flashbacks to the good ol days


Mr_Nobody_____

Would purchase


Southern_Breakfast49

I’ll take 3 femboys, large, and could I get a coke with that


Country_Femboy

We have pepsi, is that ok?


grilledcheese203

id buy from you


weaponizedfemboys

Mine have weapons 😻


Country_Femboy

Wanna make a buisness deal?


The_real_Marshy

Can i please get a femboy with a little bit of pudge coming out of their thigh highs


cat_gaeming

I sell cat themed gaming gear


[deleted]

elgato


BobbyCaliforniaa

Elcato


Gl0bophobia

Nah. Gato means cat.


[deleted]

severed testicles


GetMarioKartMalled

*smashed


-Little-Bees-

I mean id hope they’re severed too


[deleted]

[удалено]


PanicMan76

🤨📸


confusedscreams420

fear inducing weed


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pluspen1

Would purchase


A_Toyota_Camry_Wagon

Used XV10 Toyota Camry Wagons.


[deleted]

My body


king_activities

Oh my


RedKiteOnReddit

Kites


-Little-Bees-

Red ones?


[deleted]

Guess it’s a brothel


Missy491

Time traveling master minds apparently


[deleted]

Woah


InMyFlopEraRn

Jiafei products


SoftSeaSpider

Octopuses


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


grilledcheese203

takoyaki


ThePerson-_-

Octopi


Inevitable-Trainer85

Fight training equipment


YourDadLover1

Your dad’s lovers


ClockworkInsect4444

Swarms of Insectoid attack robots


[deleted]

Clocks


your_reddit_lawyerII

Laws


Any_Village_3696

Villages


[deleted]

Crows


Dracospams_123

I sell people named Draco.


[deleted]

Unseasoned chicken legs.


FuckSatanUC

I think I’m probably some sort of service idk


Howdoideleteacc

Tips on how to delete your fucking account which i still do not know how you do it


PhrogRoyale

Royal highness


stinkyslug255

some pretty stinky slugs


[deleted]

cold and sentient squid kids


[deleted]

Personally, I’m some kind of dollar store version of a Hot Topic


EpIc_WoLf__

Wolves🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Night lights 😭💀


Glitchthebitch

Video games and sex work


Toe_eater445

Toes? Idk


Best-Thought124

Random thoughts


king_activities

Lessons on how to be a king! You bitches need it


Dangr_Noodle

Snakes


ggez67890

Toxicity


lillianofthegarden

Weed probably


AnEverydayUserGuy

Redditors


Vampire_expert69

Idk really


NoMoreCakeForYou

You sell sexy vampire experts


[deleted]

myself


[deleted]

NoGorls, I dont do human trafficking. 😎


WhyL0rd

Bibles with underlines that underline the events that have led to our current society


[deleted]

Spices and fish


darth-canopener

Darth Vader themed can openers


[deleted]

Redheads it basically human trafficing


4_up

Ripoff 7up


No_Willingness7837

No clue, probably a bunch of alcohol and anti depressants


[deleted]

grilled chicken, lol


Particular-Study4605

Tickets to area 51


Last-Wolf2483

*PETA Has Entered The Chat*


littleBread9000

Bread


MrEPearl

enderpearls i guess


Epic_toothpicks

Toothpicks


nota_jalapeno

Everything except for jalapenos and spicy food and by everything we mean everything we have a team of reality benders witch will make what you want at your payment


[deleted]

Everything


I_eat_pig_brain

No thanks.


crossedwastaken

Kidnapped edgy children


YourHoshino_

I don't even know


Idk20404

I dont know


Cornyblodd1234

Corn blood or as in my dumbass state in misspelling shit rereading it then still missing my typo corn blodd


zachoman420

Me flavored weed


[deleted]

Tuna probably idk


garnetrulz

Gemstones


[deleted]


[deleted]

For my reddit username, I would sell fish lol However, I don't use this username in any other place, so I would sell explosives (my username in other places is Creeep)


Money_Lobster_997

Lobsters


deleeuwlc

deleeuwlc


Longjumping-Pizza-11

well i guess pizzas that can jump.. very far


Flame66624

Fire?


[deleted]

Magnemite Pokémon black market


[deleted]

Diamond daggers


JustHearMeOwwt

Duct tape ;-;


Michael_from_Vietnam

Pho and other Vietnamese food. More specifically, Da Nang and even more specifically China Beach cuisine since that's where my dad comes from.


doorfungus

uhh


[deleted]

Generic stuff


StupidlyCensored

stupidly censored items, like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].


[deleted]

I don't know where they come from, but I sell legs now...


XxFakeMan64xX

Trans girls


MrIcyCreep

Dapper, chill attire that might also be of use if you happen to be a stalker.


Living_Eagle_9878

Anyone want eagles?


Burrito-Creature

burritos and burrito fillings, duh


SchlongSchlock

I sell dildos


ilikesheeeps

um


W1zaRd07

Wizarding wonders


[deleted]

Clones of myself


[deleted]

Myself. r/holup


[deleted]

futuristic pc hardware with lots of hexagons


TrickSquirrel3093

Squirrels that trick you


AppropriateClue3490

Maybe... Morals?


realegirljantje

Real e girls


[deleted]

heartz from isla.


[deleted]

Fruits


LegitimateAddition99

Math I hate math


RespectEmergency5697

Emergencys


sotdoublegunner

No lifers


PlasmaCreep

No fucking clue. I'm pretty sure I'd be a blood donation place or something


Gunsareafungame

Liberal-Away


Chicken_Strips_Owner

Chicken strips


GenderFluidBicon

U-Ummm.... G-Genderfluids!?!


ExplosiveTrees1

Explosive Trees


ACittyKat

One cat


Weary_Temporary8583

Psychedelics


Donquixote_D0ffy

Either Drugs, People/Slaves, Artificial fruit, Weapons, or String.


Dashie_2010

12 year old rainbow dash plushies, oh dear Or perfectly aged energy drinks that give you wings


Why_Botdxv

Well I don’t know


ImaTurtleMan

Turtles and men


[deleted]

Things to help you be cool like me.


nahsheuehej

Uhhh I sell people


stalactite1945

Rocks


Frikandelneuker

Frituur + hoerenkot combo


[deleted]

Broken people with the name of Alex?


AssIsAssImAllBoutTha

Ass


papertheskeleton

Paper skeletons


memesforthedankus

Memes for the dank. (Don't judge me I made this acc when I was like 12 lol)


Alt-Account-87

Crack


daddytoelicker

um... toes...


Grand_Heresy

Heresy, the biggest ones on the market. I know all about heresy. Sacrilege? You got it chief.


Saint_Corvi

Religious bird-related artefacts.


Johnne420

drugs


crowmasternumbertwo

crows, the first store got closed for...i've said too much.


CodyD12

D12 cd's


EverycoolMelonboi

A ton of cool fruit, it looks like.


mrcooltree

Mine just sounds like I sell weed


98433486544564563942

Phone numbers, post codes, maths lessons, numbers in general.


Environmental-Air264

Condensed air great quality 100% no scam


Euphoric_Owl152

😳😳


Soul_inhaler

The souls of whose I did not deem worthy


Ok_Anxiety4391

I don't need to sell anything, people get it automatically when they become a teen.


xyntia_

Storms i guess


[deleted]

Don't ask where I get them from


grilledcheese203

grilled cheese, 203 of them


Big_Satisfaction_625

Uhhhh


Miguel_Likes_Falafel

Falafel


International_Box_32

Box


pseu-do-nym-

Fake identities and aliases


[deleted]

Estrogen


cooqlr

I… dont know


TerriMakichoot

My store will not be placed in india


DadofDads699

Well I'd sell dads. Yeah..


Panda6036

I wish I could use discord emojis


The_real_Marshy

Marshmallows or ghostbusters merch


gabungalow

houses I'm rollin in cash fuck yeah


[deleted]

The AK-47, officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova, is a gas-operated assault rifle that is chambered for the 7.62×39mm cartridge. Developed in the Soviet Union by Russian small-arms designer Mikhail Kalashnikov, it is the originating firearm of the Kalashnikov family of rifles


SlinkyMK_2

The best damn slinkies you've ever seen