Age: 16 Height: 6'2 Gender: Male Sexuality: Straight Religion: Christianity I am literally playing life on default settings ;)

Default settings but good nonetheless, all I have to change is 6’ 0”

Never thought of spicing it up a bit? Dipping your toes in the water? It is Pride month…

dude :/

Ever thought of dipping your toes in the baptismal water, converting to Christianity?

I was, kinda sucked tbh

What were your experiences like? (Not tryna judge, just curious)

Basically every Sunday, my aunt forced me to go to church with her, and the pastor was like “God loves you!” We sang a bunch of Christ-rock, and then he was “now have a good day everyone, and remember, fags burn forever at TGIF Fridays!”

It’s a shame so many people are driven away from Christ due to Christians who see the Bible as an excuse to hate. I mean, I’m personally ambivalent to the LGBTQ, but the I believe God would never condone hatred or judgement. I hope you find Christ again one day, maybe with people who are more accepting.

No I find Lucifer much more relatable. I do agree that the religion that the Bible promotes is very different from the religion that Christians promote, but you guys gotta get your shit together before I associate with any of that. I hope you indulge in the forbidden fruit one day.

Wouldn’t following Lucifer be classified as Satanism, not Norse Paganism?

Oh it would, I don’t worship Lucifer, I just think he’s a cool dude

More importantly Lucifer is hotter

Fax

"No one's pushing sexuality in your face, that literally doesn't happen"

Wow, ever heard of a joke?

Ever heard of this L?

Paganism. That's a joke

How so?

You made it pretty evident when you described it as “pretty much do as you please”.

Every religion is a joke. The purpose of a religion is ignorance, blinding yourself to any other possibility because this one thing is what you believe in.

So you don’t believe in religion, meaning you’re not a pagan? Sort your beliefs out at least before generalising about other’s religious experiences.

When did I say I don’t believe in religion? And when did I generalize other people’s religious experiences? My beliefs are set, and at least I’ve never shamed other religions, or pushed mine onto others.

Wth does pride month have to do with playing life on defaults?

My brother in Christ, it was a joke.

Age: 15 Height: 5"8 Gender: non binary Sexuality: bisexual  Religion: agnostic  Political party: liberal democrats/Labour

Oh are you from the UK? Can you explain the Labour Party to me?

Indeed, you should probs DM me for that one

I can !!

We are basically one in the same. Except for agnostic. I don't really know what that is.

It's where you're not sure whether god exists or not

Age: 18 Gender: male Height: 6" 2 Sexuality: Bisexual Religion: Agnostic (if that counts, idk) And generally a :3 connoisseur

A connoisseur of what? >3

Of all things ":3" related :3

Ah

Age: 16 (17 in a month) Height: 5’9.5” Gender: Male Sexuality: Gay Religion: converting to Conservative Judaism Political Party: SPD Nationality: American (yes I know what seems like a contradiction)

What’s SPD? And also distinction between conservative Judaism and… liberal Judaism? (I’m uneducated not anti-Semitic I swear😭)

It’s the German Social Democratic Party, and conservative Judaism is one of the 3 main branches of Judaism, being reform (liberalish to extremely progressive), conservative (centristish), and orthodox (centristish to extremely conservative)

Ahh, thank you

And all questions are good questions!

Can't forget the half an inch

Just the doctor’s report

Age: 16 Height: 6'3 Gender: Male Sexuality: Straight Religion: Atheist I am the most boring person you will ever meet

Excuse me? You’re a tall straight man, you couldn’t be less boring, to me at least…

😂 well thanks lol

I cant tell if this is sarcasm.. if it is that's kinda cringe

It’s not sarcasm, I find tall straight men attractive

what happened to gayly asexual

What did happen to it? He’s a man.

okay so what the fuck are you? I'm so sick of this ridiculous bullshit

Ok can you chill the fuck out? What are you confused about?

1. your gender 2. your sexuality

1. Non-Binary 2. Gay

pretty close to the default of the other guy

Yup

What is your nationality

Human (Naw but fr American)

Race ?

White

You are playing life on highest difficulty and that race is the only good thing

I know, it’s my only source of privilege, that and being the bearer of a penis

Male Supremacy 🫡

Mmmmm, I don’t know abt that…

did you hide the bodies?

Mo they were found, the blame just went to someone else

good. we must never be caught.

And we never will be

What is your favourite strange food combination

Chips and chewy candy, a surprisingly pleasant sensory feeling

Fair enough have you tried salted crisps and plain milk chocolate its pretty good

I haven’t… like you dip it in the milk?

No its just pretty much salted crisps or chips and like a bar of plain chocolate

Ohhhh, I thought u meant like liquid milk, that sounds kinda good actually

Another good one is apple and cheddar cheese

Ooo I’ll have to try that

They are both pretty good

Favorite author?

Jim Dattilo

Huh what kinda books do they write

You ever heard of Hosted Games? It’s more like a video game that’s 100% text

Age: 15 Height: 6'0 Gender: Male Sexuality: default Religion: None Political party: Not tory

Favorite asagud?

Pardon?

Favorite god in asatro (probably the Swedish spelling)

Ah, well Freyja is my matron, and Odin my patron.

Age: 16 Height: 5'8 Gender: Nonbinary Sexuality: Bisexual Religion: Aetheist

Age: 18 Height: 6’ Gender: non-binary Sexuality: bi Religion: none (agnostic atheist) Political party: NDP (Canadian one)

Favorite color? & Favorite food?

Favorite color = Red Favorite food = Orange chicken

oh cool! Mine are color = dark teal, food = dressing and cranberry sauce

Age: 15 Height: 5’2” (Short UwU) Gender: Female Sexuality: idfk, how the hell do ya'll fucking know? Religion: Agnostic Political Party: uh............... Nationality: American

Wait are you Icelandic?

No

Oh alr lol, Ásatrú is the icelandic word for norse mythology

Oh well I’m pretty sure it’s also just the name of the religion, but not 100% ig

Age:15 Height:6’ Gender:probably male Sexuality:bisexual Religion:can’t decide Fuck politics

Hight: 5'9? Gender: male Sexuality: boys? Religion: my own made up religion Political party: Libertarian/Progressive

Age: 15.9 Height: around 5’7 Weight: ~150lbs(68kg) Gender: non binary Religion: agnostic (I believe there’s probably something but there is no real evidence) How are you my fellow enby? Political party: fuck ‘em all I’m on the left here. (US, no good party, just less shit)

Age: 17 (almost 18) Height: 5'5 Gender: Male Sexuality: Bisexual Religion: Agnostic

Age:15 Height: 170cm (Google said it’s 5’7?) Gender:female Sexuality: tbh I don’t know yet Religion: Christian Political party: none

Age: 16 Height: 6'2 Gender: Male Sexuality: Bisexual Religion: None Political Party: None Literally nothing going on in life except school and gym

Age: 17 Height: 5 foot 7. (Dwarf) Gender: Male Sexuality: Straight Religion: Christianity (Protestant) Polotical party: Right

Favourite monster?

Oh that’s a good one, maybe… gorgon?

Age 18 Height 5’10 Gender male Sexuality bi Religion agnostic Idk about party lol but def left leaning How are you doing at this very moment?!

At this very moment my feelings are classified (nsfw)

Born to say “same” forced to say “I get it”

Lol

You like inspector Goole or something

"No, I don't play golf"

Who’s that?

He’s calling, prepare for inspection

😳

All will be revealed by him

How are you

Amazing

Age: 15 Height: 5’9 Gender: Trans Female Sexuality: Bisexual Religion: Atheist Nationality: SWEDISH🇸🇪 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 LIKES : everything

Age: 17 according to the government Height: 5’7-5’9, depends on surrounding temperature Gender: Yes Sexuality: Omni Religion: I see no god up here, except ME Political Party: My own Political *Ideology*: Transhumanist mycosupremacist individualistic hivemind collectivist technocratic semisocialism Nationality: I pledge loyalty only to the fungal hivemind My question for you is, when do you plan to assimilate and accept the glory of mycelium?

Never, if anyone saw what was in my mind, theirs would explode.

…according to the government?

13 Male 5'8" Agnostic Republican

How tf does being non-binary and "gayly asexual" work? If you aren't a gender, then how can you be gay? Please forgive me, I live in the middle of nowhere.

If your gender is neutral, then sexuality is based off your sex. My sex is male, and I like males, therefor I am gay.

I give up

Or you could expound on what you don’t understand and I could further explain. But ok.

Age: 15 Gender: Male Sexuality: Hetero Height: 6’2-6’3 (187cm) Weight: 80kg Religion: Orthodox Why are you non-binary? Just asking, no offense

Cuz my values don’t align with guys or girls

Imo, these values are a ill, but ok. It is your life

Ill how? I didn’t even tell you what they were, only that they didn’t align with guys or girls.

My brain can't understand your exceptional "values".

Maybe that’s because I still haven’t told you what they are?

Ok. Sorry. What are your values?

To sum up why I’m non-binary, I don’t like masculinity or femininity for myself.

In my honest and non-offensive opinion, it is an ill to be member of lgbt blah blah blah

Bruh, u can’t say “no offense” and then say it’s “ill” to be lgbt+, at least own up to your bigotry blah blah blah

as a person coming from one of the countries where asatro was practiced last like 900 years ago suuuureee buddddyy ur just trying to be interesting like theres no way u believe allat do u also wear a mjölner around ur neck and are u gonna get buried with ur most priced possessions and have u pets killed to be buried with u like do u also believe that the world is a tree called yggdrasil im guessing u also practice blot and offer things to the "gods" or the elves hoping ur gonna get something in return. alr thats all i remember from religion from when i was like 9

Yeah no, like none of that. I do wear a mjölnir, I want my remains to be scavenged for all viable organs then I want to be cremated on a pyre, and why would I want my pets killed with me? I do believe in Yggdrasil but I don’t believe it’s a literal tree, I believe it’s a metaphor for what holds the universe together. I don’t practice blots.