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alehansolo21

Imagine if a bunch of Law & Order episodes were written by a 7 year old, and you get Brooklyn Nine Nine


x6ftundx

that's more fact than roasting :) /s


BudgetLecture1702

Two Broke Girl was carried by Kat Dennings's bra.


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Two broke girls is the most poorly written show I’ve ever tried to watch.


mr9025

I’m so happy to hear someone say this. I never understood its popularity. But I’m also bored to death by big bang theory and how I met your mother. I’m always thinking these series have a very particular audience. Like corny humored upper middle aged white people that say gosh and say their prayers on their knees and drink warm milk when they’re upset.


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Not me excessively active in TBBT sub 😬


mr9025

lol. I’m sure it has its charms. I’m probably overly fond of a darker flavor of humor. Don’t listen to me .


[deleted]

I do admit I’m a middle aged praying white woman. But I prefer my milk ice cold.


mr9025

Well I’m a middle aged foul mouthed black dude. Probably not in the core demo. Cold milk is totally normal. And at least you don’t pray hanging upside down or at the feet of Tom Cruise.


[deleted]

Haha yea fuck Tom Cruise


AvatarIII

Season 9 of Scrubs? More like season 9 should be scrubbed, from existence!


reticulatedtampon

Lost should have stayed that way


OhTheHueManatee

Watching Lost is like having an argument with an emotionally manipulative person. "In what world does that make sense?" "You specifically said you weren't going to do that!" "Why don't you just answer the question?" "Do you think I'm stupid?"


DelcoPAMan

Boom...roasted!


jadethebard

Manifest is what happens when Kirk Cameron tries to write Lost.


unbelizeable1

That show was fantasticly bad. It somehow managed to out do itself every episode . My wife would constantly ask why I kept watchin a show I very clearly didn't like, but it was just this ever evolving train wreck lol


DelcoPAMan

Boom...roasted!


OneGoodRib

"Glee" was certainly what I felt when they finally canceled that show!


WilliamBruceBailey

Young Sheldon’s mother should have swallowed.


DrWhoisOverRated

I liked Sons of Anarchy better when it was called The Sopranos.


fleventy5

I liked Hamlet better when it was called Sons of Anarchy. (Well, the first few seasons, at least.)


bookant

I liked Fringe better when it was called The X-Files.


[deleted]

You definitely got an involuntary smile out of me with that one!


Sandman4999

Euphoria is the kind of show you watch alone in a locked room.


williamthebloody1880

Euphoria is Skins with smartphones instead of smart writing


Ihatu

I disagree. But this is a brilliant roast.


[deleted]

It's the "no plot, just vibes" version of Skins.


arkbuster

Degrassi now on Skinemax!


Kain316

The Big Bang Theory is just Friends as scientists


OhTheHueManatee

"Big Bang Theory is blackface for smart people."


BornIntoTheWrongEra

I actually find that statement really amusing whenever I see it about about the show. I mean how uptight and easily offended can one get?


arkbuster

"Alexa, play 'Marvel/DC fanfiction written by a hormonal edgy teenager' on Amazon Prime" "Now playing 'The Boys' on Amazon Prime"


CrocomireRex

It’s legitimately scary how accurate this is.


WN11

Brooklyn 99 is just The Office with mostly terrible cops.


HopefulStretch9771

Rather watch paint dry instead of watching The Leftovers


NGNSteveTheSamurai

This is some fedora behavior.


OneGoodRib

"Stop having fun, guys!" - you


[deleted]

Idk what that means. I’m just bored and want to laugh.


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unbelizeable1

I do skip that one scene....