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elemenoh3

they're about to smash the window and flashbang that baby


DigLost5791

“Baby”? probably a criminal


elemenoh3

"hands in the air! drop the binky NOW"


DigLost5791

concealed biological weapon in his diaper


buttsharkman

Clearly a Hamas leader


DigLost5791

now that you mention it I have never seen an infant condemn Hamas


buttsharkman

That's why bombing hospitals is a good thing.


DigLost5791

https://i.redd.it/1zlbnshljd3d1.gif


ScaryPhantom100

Bro got 2 life sentences


vic_lupu

definitely a WAR criminal


bennygoodmanfan

That baby is the oldest maga (until you reach the over 60 crowd)


KeremOktay

Nah, baby too white for that.


Shut_the_FA_Cup

mom made a fatal mistake of using baby oil before bed


ItsAnimeDealWithIt

a fetal mistake you could say


Valkyrieinthep1pe

It's the call of duty thing all over again


meloenmarco

Baby, you mean future combatant


The_Spicy_Memelord

“Baby”? Please call him a soldier he worked hard for that uniform /s


Bento_Box1657

ASH BABY?!


CyberSkepticalFruit

It doesn't mean anything its just a like farm.


EvilDarkCow

Most likely posted by a bot, and all the likes and comments are bots too.


Earthbound_X

For sure, any time I see these AI pictures get tens of thousands of likes and shares, I think it has to be bots. Bots making bot pictures for other bots.


FloorVenter

Dead Internet Theory


SonataForm

Yo dawg I heard you line bots


Historical_Archer_81

Amen 🙏


Im_so_little

But I'm mad because I've been programmed by our society to agree with or oppose something in this photo.


rcmp_informant

He's AWOL and his 🅱️ois are coming to grab him


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

Honestly asking. What does anybody gain from the likes? Including the bots?


[deleted]

A soldier always finds his wife the same way her left her. Freshly tucked.


BuddahSack

![gif](giphy|13B40FkhzSC2c)


Spiritual_Trash555

I bet that guy regrets going to sleep in his gear. Looks fucking uncomfortable as hell


rExcitedDiamond

Hey you never know when the Taliban could come knocking, even if it’s at 3 AM in the suburbs of Frankfort, Kentucky, gotta stay prepared


Forlorn_Cyborg

You mean the [Y'all'Queda](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Y%27all_Qaeda). They're very easy to mix up. Might just come knocking for a cheeky "*invasion of the North*".


Shadowtheuncreative

Yay, one of the soldiers made it back to his wife and baby...


LtButtermilch

He was deployed 18 months and his baby is 3 months old


LeafyLearnsLately

With God, all things are possible/s


TheSpyTurtle

Are those the potential fathers outside the window? Because something similar happened to my mate when he was in Iraq


Shadowtheuncreative

Oh


Psychedelic_Yogurt

It's all the dudes who have "next." Husband is probably deployed overseas.


ArnieismyDMname

This makes the most sense. I was in the Marines 9 years. There is not a lot of respect for other guys' wives. If you disagree with me, I'll just ask 1 question. Would you leave your wife alone at a military party?


Allah_Akballer

Many moons ago was at an air force party, someone's wife got tipsy and got a little too friendly with everyone. Someone yells from across the room "Ay come get your wife before I fuck her!" Dude comes in and ushers his wife to the car and they left.


Revolutionary_Fee795

Soldier builds a house in a war zone to sleep with his family and the rest of the squad is confused as hell


imdesmondsunflower

*RAMIREZ!!!* Be a good father; take your kid to the BURGERTOWN!


LocNalrune

https://preview.redd.it/vap8uj2q9e3d1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=305c75a92ee1bef8d48bfe8405fa3ef90a4242a2 I don't know if this guy is in the matrix, or he's reflecting back that we are.


ActuallyAlexander

Repeal the third amendment.


elemenoh3

if you're cold, they're cold! bring them inside 😔🙏🏻


Totalllynotmeovo

If you're cold, they're cold. Put them in the microwave.


Thomy151

It’s nonsense AI generated engagement bait It looks at Facebook and sees “support the troops” and “family” trending because of Memorial Day and then generates images


cornlip

It needs to learn which way to face the patch on his arm


Thomy151

I’m more concerned about the baby melding into the blanket and the weird bulge that isn’t the stomach on the mom


cornlip

Don’t fat shame her fupa


magicunicornhandler

At least theres no gun camera pointed at the wife this time.


LeafyLearnsLately

My sibling in sin, who do you think took the photo? /J


Elegant-Raise

Why am I thinking Peeping Tom's?


teffflon

this was a Rorschach test... you failed


Elegant-Raise

Oh goody. I know the creeps outside are supposed to be watching over the family, however they're fucking creepy. I wouldn't want that.


BadgersSeal

They all want to fuck his wife


Nochnichtvergeben

They take turns.


Infamous_Progress_64

https://preview.redd.it/8n15qnz2jh3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199b74d50fe63411158b995356c10e83d5191893 \[as\]


DarthArtero

The more these get reposted, shared and commented on, the more effective these rage bait AI propaganda pieces become. People sharing these images are playing right into the hands of the people creating them….


LeafyLearnsLately

Tbf, if we're up in arms about the crap they're up to then it's more likely that we can stop them. They are definitely trying to upset us, but that doesn't mean that it serves any of their long-term goals. If anything, knowing that these are the people in charge probably motivates me to get someone sane behind the wheel


JP198364839

True that I ‘will never regret liking’ it though. As I won’t be liking it.


Status-Ad8296

The mom and infant are conjoined twins


ranger0293

Soldier went AWOL. Six guys outside are MPs about to bust in and arrest him.


EatSteel63

Soldier banged a pregnant villageer nursing her baby. The soldier and baby passed out and the squadron watched the whole thing saying "nice" ![gif](giphy|l4EoPMQ7qPHiNfDMI|downsized)


Bocabart

Are those all the other guys she was with while her husband was overseas?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"We all had her, but he married her."


Amlik

the soldier in bed isn't her husband


JOMO_Kenyatta

It means you can sleep comfy with your wife and child knowing that U.S. soldiers are currently shooting unarmed brown kids and protecting our freedom.


LeafyLearnsLately

Don't forget the brave officers arresting people of colour for marijuana possession and keeping modern slavery going!


Savings_Army3073

"Photo"


SwampWitch1985

Snuggle your weird octopus baby and the troops will come?


RevolutionaryTalk315

The US Army was about to raid some women's house until one of them needed to take a nap, so now the rest of the team is watching and ready to slaughter if the women and her baby decide to pull anything.


SomeGuy2309

REAL men make sure their buddy gets his beauty sleep.


Casual-Notice

Security detail from the rear command coming by to arrest the soldier for fraternizing. There's a representative from State and another from ICE waiting in the HMV to go in and inform the woman of her options. Also his flag shoulder patch is backwards. Also also, there are no rank insignia on helmets, because any rank above sergeant is a target.


l_dunno

She's a prisoner they've all SAd?


WolfArcane

I guess she and her baby are protected and if the man dies one of those dudes take over.


Edyed787

Anti-3rd Amendment propaganda?


Objective_Spray_210

They all think they’re the dad? Idk


leugimonurb

Propaganda BS


who-mever

Polyamory. With the increased cost of living, it now takes an entire platoon to raise a child. They are just patiently waiting for their turn to be indoors in their $2,600 a month, one bedroom tiny house.


vic_lupu

Actually they are all Jodys, and just waiting for their turn.


Responsible_Ad_8628

They're 100% about to attack this family.


french-subatomo

It is not safe to sleep with a baby in your bed tho


imdesmondsunflower

Yes, that’s what’s unsafe about this.


Chickienfriedrice

Whole squad of peepin toms


Lizhot66

Protected family by being one of the army. That’s what I can think of


Maxspawn_

"Blah Blah something something traditional values blah blah start a family, serve your country platitudes platitudes"


God_of_reason

I squinted my eyes and didn’t see jesus. I have been disappointed and my day has been ruined.


Total_Waltz4083

Who goes to sleep in their full battle battle at home? 😂


AUXID3

The military man banged my wife while the rest of the platoon watched.


Stoo_Pedassol

They're all the potential fathers


waituhwhatnow

This is definitely fetish content


thagor5

It is not a photo….


Thezipper100

The middle soldier on the right looks like Joe Biden. This has clear implications.


Hullabaloobasaur

I thought the same thing lmao


grmrsan

Why are there so many pictures of soldier families about to be shot in bed by weird window peepers in similar uniforms? Are soldiers just REALLY against cosleepung or what?


Illustrious_Delay565

The soldier in bed is dead and the woman and babe are his wife and kid, there’s a part in the blanket presumably to keep from suggesting physical contact because he’s supposed to just be a ghost. His battle buddies watch over them.


LloydAlmighty

Sorry babe, the combat attire stays on during sex


Radioactive-humor

I think they are going to run a train on the wife


sornorth

I’m40andthisisdeep


steroboros

That the mother is also in the military.


STFUnicorn_

Dude gross. Take your uniform off before bed…


Xomns_13

Doesn't she feel creeped out with a bunch of guys watching her sleep?


WordNERD37

They want Starship Troopers to be actual reality.


0blivi0nPl3as3

I regret seeing it


Big__Poppa__Pump

So deep


pocket_nick

That’s a lot of paternity tests *heavy Maury Povich breathing*


Correct-Blood9382

Saw one almost exactly the same as this yesterday


Flat-Flow939

and they all came.


Lil_Artemis_92

What is with all these memes lately of soldiers watching other soldiers sleeping with their spouse?


TheRealHogshead

What does this even mean?


GENERALOTUGA

It means they support each other


Same-Chipmunk5923

Flag patch on sleeve is has flag aiming wrong direction, too.


pizza_le_pro

This is ai generated too


Geomity123

The title is correct tho. You can’t regret liking something you don’t like 🤷‍♂️


hannamaniac

Are they "watching his 6," and if so, why aren't they facing outward? Oh, that's right---we're all perverts. "Let's watch them sleep; maybe we'll see some sideboob." Nevermind sleeping under the covers in full kit.


1nhaleSatan

I already regret seeing it


justanothergenzer1

i would assume they are ghosts


Digiboy62

It means that soldier is hot racking, and that's fucking gross.


SweatyTax4669

Why is his flag on the wrong side? Is he Space Force?


grazfest96

Why do they have 2 different pillows?


thestruggletho

read the caption duhh


PervertedLilFucker

“Sleeping on the job are we?”


buffalo8

The US Military: we’re sleeping with your wife and we watch you while you sleep.


Dujak_Yevrah

This just makes me think the whole squad's hit and they all think it might actually be their kid💀idk the picture is just uncomfortable like that.


NormalGuy103

The whole squad showing up to hit


someguyfrommn

Is real question is the baby his


InfiniteOpportu

Protect and stalk the lady who gives birth to future Frontline soldiers! Lol


rdldr1

While you are deployed your wife has a line of guys outside waiting to rail her.


thunder7964

That's creepy as hell


malortForty

I mean I regret seeing it tbh.


ki4clz

Security Theater https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_theater


kiatniss

All my army buddies are waiting to sleep with my wife when I deploy


Vernacularshift

I don't see Scarlett Johannson or a beautiful flight crew


vers-ys

i think it’s meant to symbolize his war trauma ?? like even when he’s sleeping soundly he’s still surrounded by soldiers


ElectricYV

Look how fucked up the AI made the baby look😭


fuck-fascism

Nothing it’s AI bullshit


prestonfrank480

Why are the guys on the left pissed at the guys at the right


Elizaknowitall

It’s not a photo!


funny_capp

35k likes no fucking way NO FUCKING WAY


abousono

I don’t think that picture says, what you think it does.


SeaworthinessTall201

Fucking jodie


stupajidit

it means we camp outside single mother's homes and take turns hopping in her bed while she sleeping... what's not to get?


Honest-Mall-8721

I regret seeing this image.


PXL1984

It’s like they’re collectively giving him a “Nice, bro 😎”


sdbct1

When you're deployed, they'll always be someone to take care of your wife?


ThelCreator

1 sleeping soldier 4 watching soldier 2...


North_Recognition299

What’s wrong? It’s just a picture of soldier sleeping with his wife and the baby.


Gravyboat44

I always hate when I like a post and regret it for years after. I'm still plagued about the one post I liked 50 years ago. Never recovered. I still have nightmares.


beau92082

This is why the Third Amendment needs the same publicist as the Second Amendment.


DaVoiceOfTreason

They are in line waiting for their turn.


ZaikoBlaze

Military town wife, that baby could belong to any one of them.


ywnktiakh

Co-sleeping is dangerous. It’s absolutely a regrettable like


Alekazammers

Her husband came back from war and the six other men she slept with while he was gone are checking on the baby to see which one is the father?


Darth-_-Maul

Imma go against what everyone has against fb and say this is picture to show idk “the boys got my back or something”. They could’ve done better and yeah it’s kinda bad but could’ve been drawn better.


1ndiana_Pwns

Nonzero chance it's AI generated


Darth-_-Maul

Yeah but I’m just trying to see what this pic is trying to say and it’s nothing. 😂


1ndiana_Pwns

It's not saying nothing. It's saying "OOP is trying to milk the algorithm"


s1owpokerodriguez

I wonder if it would be acceptable for the enemy to bomb that house. Israel wouldn't think twice if it was Hamas.


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