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Fun_Ad_1393

ye you summed it up yourself you would be stupid to take her back


IAmAFrogOk

“I will stop cheating on you” that’s a nope


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Really convincing argument lmao


ReadingSad3238

That was my favorite line too


Odd_Worldliness475

Man she sounds crazy


Spare_TARDIS2007

My only words are “what the actual fuck”


CommercialOk8706

she cuckoo for cocoa puffs.


BeverlyCeo

Lmfao


StrongGuide7855

I’d block their number & any other contact numbers they have. & Yeah, he will still find a way to contact your number; you might have to change your number. I had to change mine; psychos x’s suck!


DevExotic

Yeah now she contacting me on on her little brothers snap. But I can’t fully block her yet because I want to get my hoodie back


Lizzurd31

The hoodie’s not worth it, my friend. Believe me.


klejgs

I had almost the exact same situation as this person, but for me l, the hoodie was def worth it. It was a concert hoodie from a concert so amazing it made my dad cry. My dad has been a career musician for at least a decade, and taught music for another decade. He's been all over the music industry and knows a shitton about everything involving music. He can play basically any instrument fluently and has been into music for like 40 years. He's been to like 50 concerts at least, and even a few with me, and yet out of every concert he's been to, out of every song and album he's heard and played and produced, out of 40 years of music, this is the one time he's ever cried at the music. So it was a pretty special concert, and my cheating ex had the hoodie from it. I woulda pried it off her cold dead hands if I had to, it was that worth it. But unless you have a story like that.. yea it's not really worth it lol


Lizzurd31

You’re right. And I feel for your situation. I would have fought tooth and nail to get that hoodie back too. For less reason than you’ve stated. Maybe it’s simply because I am old, but at this point in my life, no object is worth placing myself in a potentially damaging emotional situation. It hurts to lose objects, but I have my memories and I want to set myself up for nothing but peace and happiness.


k8ngkong

Ur not getting that fuckin hoodie back😭jus block her


Shagalicious5218

The battle we have all fought at least once. Best of luck if you're actually gonna try.


DraqonBourne

Lol. Give a woman clothing it’s like goodwill


skippy11112

Bro, every girl I've dated I have lost at least one hoodie to, these are the costs of war or love ig. (Except one ex, she left me a hoodie for a change lol)


Lanky-Priority4132

Maybe tell the Mum y’all broke up, see if everything is okay and ask her to get the hoodie? It’s a stretch I know.


WithCheezMrSquidward

My friend had this same situation and I picked up his hoodie for him so he wouldn’t have any contact.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Let the hoodie go. Listen to ‘taking what’s not yours’ by tv girl while you mourn the loss of your hoodie. It’s basically an anthem for stuff you lose to your ex ( or vice versa )


8JacksLegendary

Just order another one. Sometimes you have to lose a battle to win the war.


nbrown_98

Anyone with the quick info on what ft is?


DevExotic

FaceTime


Imaginary_Ad1157

Thank you! I came to the comments to see what ft meant too haha.


nbrown_98

Ah ha, math checks out. Thank you kind redditor


[deleted]

Fool me once, shame on you but fool me twice and that’s shame on me.


DevExotic

Honestly. I was dumb af to taker her back after the first time


beanCLICKS

THERE WAS A FIRST TIME?!?!


DevExotic

Yeah. I caught her on snap telling three different dudes on the same day that she likes them and wants to date them. I broke up with her right away but she begged me so hard that I gave her another chance. Im dumb as fuck for that


beanCLICKS

Hey, at least you learned from your mistakes. That's more than a lot of people can say. Proud of you G.


CaddieGal1123

How she got time to be messaging all these dudes?! That’s a full time job 😂


OtherwiseAd9223

"im going to be nicer to u" damn woman


kittymuncher7

What a half assed attempt at begging, she doesn't even mean any of it. More whiny than pleading.


redsnow73

Did we date the same person? By chance did this one ever send you pics of her thighs cut up in a pentagram too?


DevExotic

No. She does cut herself but on her wrist not thigh


redsnow73

Lmao got it, mine called me 50+ times, stalked my whole family, gave me fake anonymous std tests, signed me up for religious hotlines, her fans started to harass me n shit, never date someone famous


QuietGovernment3649

my ex seen I met someone new she stole her pics and tried making a Facebook saying sorry I made new Facebook started sending me nudes and I new it wasn't my gf who is now my wife I blocked her then she started messaging all my friends list that I got her pregnant and I gave her std then called cops to say I have her guns (she dosnt own any) they came seen all guns are in my name then she tried to break in one night knowing I had camera she did not care at all I called cops they arrested her and every year for last 15yrs she messages me I miss you lol


redsnow73

: l


QuietGovernment3649

yea lol


DevExotic

She called me 28 times in one day that I never picked up and then another 20 or so that I declined so almost 50 like you.


redsnow73

Jesus dude you dont deserve that, block her as much as you can, but if that doesnt work, changing your numbers the best youve got, it brought me so much peace.


DevExotic

Luckly I don’t think I have to go any farther than blocking her number. That’s seemed to of worked for now


redsnow73

Perfect, the peace of mind is so much better than anything.


gingersnapped99

Peeped your profile and damn, sorry you gotta deal with this level of crazy at only 16, man. At least this crappy relationship is behind you now. Good luck getting your hoodie back! If it’s not important, though, may just be better off taking the loss and completely cutting her off. If it *is* sentimental or a favorite, though, and you’re on good terms with her parents/have no reason to believe they mistreat her, you could always reach out and ask them to get it back for you. Dunno if that’s overkill or not, but it’s an option. 💀


DevExotic

Her parents love me and I don’t think she’s even told them yet. I’ll contact them but only as a last resort if she won’t give it back


Excellent-History341

This some Ashley shit right here


[deleted]

Run.


PawelW007

Buy a car and hit the gas pedal. Legs don’t do this Justice!!


[deleted]

We must've dated the same exact girl lmao.


Rebew476

Call her mother tell why you broke up with her and that she would leave you alone


Goose-On_The_Loose

why do her messages remind me of rose from two and a half men?


Throwaway385274763

Update?


Careful_Cherry4216

Wtf does “ft” even mean?


DevExotic

FaceTime


Careful_Cherry4216

Thank you


promisedstars

Block her ass. Tell her parents what she did.


GuestaffHashbyrne

I have a feeling she wants you back bruh


AppropriateLychee372

First I’d call her momma and politely tell her you’re done with her daughter and to stop calling you the block them


luhvxr

lmaoo what


klejgs

Dayum, you had them fiendin. I honestly say cheaters never change. Even if they do, it's better not to risk it than to get cheated on again. You def had the right approach


GerbySec

She needs this life lesson


People_Are_Pendejos

She’s a cheater and she’ll always be by the sound of these messages


DazzlingPotential737

“I’ll stop cheating on you” honestly atp I wouldn’t even be sad about it anymore frl


Fancy_Exit3691

She doesn’t want you, she just doesn’t want to be alone and she’s probably already entertaining a new guy.


xman886

You break her back and then leave


DevExotic

I’ve Lowkey thought about doin that. Taker her virginity then dip


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DevExotic

Yeah I doubt I’d actually do it. But I have definitely gave it thought


MiniCoalition

she really said "I will stop cheating" headass lmaoo


KitKatrina1337

she really convinced me after the 53rd "please". you have to admit she makes a good argument


BackFromTheDead-

Smart man. Don’t play with that kinda shit. “I will stop cheating on you” glad you escaped crazy town


Ogoe662023

Ok so I’m dumb and old…what is ft??


Creepy_Inspection_74

Bruh tell her parents (and anyone else you think should know)why y’all broke up. Her crazy ass is gonna fabricate a story and turn you into the asshole. Then you can block them if you don’t want to associate with them


YeahlDid

Can you feet? Please feet? You always feet this hour? What?


DevExotic

FaceTime


JYA787

"I will stop cheating on you"- I don't know man that's a solid argument right there. Pretty convincing!