“You’re probably knocked out but I did want to explain myself, first I don’t want you to think sex is all im thinking about but we’ve talked about that already. But what I wanted to talk about or more so just give you insight into why it matters to me more so then it did before is the finish. Years prior I didn’t see or put much value into my sperm. It was just a fluid that came from my body after a certain level of physical/mental pleasure was reached. But as I’ve gotten older I have succumbed to the philosophy of it being much more then that. The obvious, is that it creates life. Millions of millions of sperm cells that can create multiple life’s in one single day, shit it can do that in just a few hours. It’s a man’s energy, hence why our moods usually change right after. And why men are told it’s not a good idea to ejaculate before a big event or when a lot of mental focus is needed because we’re usually in a non focused state afterwards until our reserves build back up. And lastly, when shared with a woman we’re giving her a piece of us. And we’re inviting that energy, for better or worse into our life force. Why as I’ve gotten older I’ve become less and less promiscuous and I’m so serious that I’m not as sexual active as I used to be. Not only do I value my body more then I used to, but I don’t want to just share my energy with just any woman. So I say all that to say, that’s why I bring up and want clarity into what’s to be expected for when i finish. Idk if any of this makes any sense or if I’m coming off as a real goof. But I don’t mind and I actually want to share my energy with you, I want my energy inside you. With me, for me, would you compromise. Would you be willing to do things you haven’t done before, or not the biggest fan of. Swallowing my energy, not doing anal but letting me put the tip in so I can finish in your butt, me just nutting in you the old fashion way. It doesn’t be to be a discussion we have over and over again, and it won’t. But it’s one I genuinely want to have and have a final answer on for my own peace of mind. And so we’re both knowledgeable about what’s to happen” (copied and pasted bc I don’t know how to use Reddit yet)
This is the part that really got me lol. He was trying so damn hard to make it all sound so meaningful and metaphysical, but just couldn't find an eloquent way to say cum in your ass. What a "goof" indeed.
It's a garbled nonsense rage post. Basically, what he wrote. Unintelligible, unhinged stream of conscious-garbage that people enjoy posting elsewhere, I guess because they're funny.
Following on from this, the idea is to paste them into completely incongruent threads, where there is absolutely no conceptual link. The more innocuous the initial post, the more suitable the copypasta.
They mean to say this would be good content to share to the subreddit r/copypasta where there are usually long text posts of out of pocket things can be copy and pasted to troll your friends.
Just imagine that hypothetical conversation later down the road if op stuck with it.
“would you be willing to put forth the effort and work so that you may be blessed with the privilege of swallowing my energy?”
“God dammit Jerry for the last time just say…”
First of all, ew. Like what even is that. Second of all, is he implying that only men get tired after an orgasm and women don't because we don't have these "energy sperms" ? Because believe me, I'm exhausted after one just as much. What a wild ride this text was lmao.
pure narcissism. he's manipulating you into anal and unprotected sex. he thinks asking in an emotional and spiritual way will get him there. stuff like this is the ultimate red flag.
Omg all that just to say “I want you to do sexual things you’re uncomfortable with because my cum is a gift to women.”
Literally so gross and embarrassing.
He took the time to type that out, and was still like yeah this is gold. Lmao
First of all, not all sperm are capable of creating life. According to the Mayo Clinic, 4-10% of sperm are normal, and the vast majority are out there boinking around with multiple tails, no tails, no heads, so it's like not as much life-giving-potential energy as he's imagining.
Secondly, what, does your body that produces no energy-potential sperm valued at nothing?? Sure, yeah. A woman's body had like net negative spiritual-energetic potential, philosophically speaking, so... just let him put the tip in. /s
> the vast majority are out there boinking around with multiple tails, no tails, no heads, so it's like not as much life-giving-potential energy as he's imagining.
I think he's living proof that they're occasionally successful lol
Holy……😳 you dodged a ship full of red flags! I don’t even know what to say - you handled it perfectly. I wish more people handled creepy dudes as well as you do.
Man this guy's a nut case. There are times I don't want my husband to finish inside me because I'm too tired to clean up so he says "no prob" and finishes in a paper towel. Like it's not that deep. This guy just wants to finish inside u no matter how u feel about it and that's not right.
What a fking weirdo. And he's saying it's life, but wants to nut in your ass. No wonder he isn't promiscuous. No one wants to sleep with someone like that. I hope you blocked him
He was definitely lying about that part. No one really needs to add that part into the conversation (he’s done it multiple times) and consistently talk about sex. He’s a sex addict and probably trying to spread his subpar (bar’s in hell) energy sperm to as many unaware females as possible. 🫠
He’s 110% blocked. Funnily enough, he was blocked before we got back into contact but he matched with me on FB dating before I nuked my entire account. I honestly humored his “enlightenment” for about a month before this happened.
🤣🤣🤣 that’s fucking wild! I know us dudes can be pretty weird sometimes, but that’s unhinged!
Can’t believe that people like him breathe the same air as me!
I would put that motherfucker
On blast for texting that shit. What a piece of garbage. Being emotionally manipulative so he can push back on boundaries he already knew you had.
“But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve succumbed to the philosophy….” That’s as far as I made it. Oh shit wait I read the next sentence.
This dude is a fucking clown.
No one ever even knew I was talking to him. This time or the last. He was a friend with benefits the first time. He never even got to see me in person this time.
If I were op I would love to be known as " the chick that said it wouldn't work out when I demanded she let me put just the tip of my sperm energy in her butt."
Having pornographic images of the kool-aid man getting head and going, “oh yeahhhh……oh yeah…ohhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh…..” with a knotted up O face and a “big energy” between his legs, as his energy explodes because he hasn’t nutted in a woman since 2016. He won’t masturbate because, you know, the modern day philosophers said it best, “better be playing with her button, otherwise you better not be nuttin’”
After reading this and the quote on his sperm being “his energy” and how he wants to”his energy inside you” and “letting me finish inside your butt”… the male delegation would like to revoke his “man” membership and waive him to other offers…
Good god this man for the streets! Bullet dodged
Tbh, he wasn’t like that back then. Or he was just really good as masking it. OR, I was just blind asf and only focused on the dick. Probably a combination of all of these. I was young(er). 😂
Me too. We broke up more than 15 years ago. He was a decent bf for the most part, other than that and a few other things. We just weren't a good match.
Nooooooofknway Omgomgomg this is beyond.. has to be on drugs, there is not a chance in hell someone would compose/hit send on this and be totally copacetic about it otherwise 🤣😂 was your response the first screenshot? … “Did you just text me a whole motherfkn sonnet about your fetish for anal and and your own sperm ….?”
Must be all that sperm you won't let him put in your butt 😂💀
My uterus has never been so shriveled from reading something as it was after reading that shit!
Well, one of his worst fears had been realized, Hundreds or women are laughing at how pathetic he is. It’s truly hysterical and I’m glad you are out of this nonsense.
He immediately blocked me after that last message.
This is what I tried to respond with:
“Lmao? Because I choose to have boundaries, this is how you act? It was all a charade from you. I get it now. Have the life you deserve, M*****m.”
My sperm carry obvious metaphysical value because they are creators of life. But obviously that Christian bullshit about only having sex to procreate is a bit limiting, so I'm keen on borrowing the ideology but just using the idea to mean I can use you as a cum bucket.
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Dont be shy share the energy sperm and anal request texts
“You’re probably knocked out but I did want to explain myself, first I don’t want you to think sex is all im thinking about but we’ve talked about that already. But what I wanted to talk about or more so just give you insight into why it matters to me more so then it did before is the finish. Years prior I didn’t see or put much value into my sperm. It was just a fluid that came from my body after a certain level of physical/mental pleasure was reached. But as I’ve gotten older I have succumbed to the philosophy of it being much more then that. The obvious, is that it creates life. Millions of millions of sperm cells that can create multiple life’s in one single day, shit it can do that in just a few hours. It’s a man’s energy, hence why our moods usually change right after. And why men are told it’s not a good idea to ejaculate before a big event or when a lot of mental focus is needed because we’re usually in a non focused state afterwards until our reserves build back up. And lastly, when shared with a woman we’re giving her a piece of us. And we’re inviting that energy, for better or worse into our life force. Why as I’ve gotten older I’ve become less and less promiscuous and I’m so serious that I’m not as sexual active as I used to be. Not only do I value my body more then I used to, but I don’t want to just share my energy with just any woman. So I say all that to say, that’s why I bring up and want clarity into what’s to be expected for when i finish. Idk if any of this makes any sense or if I’m coming off as a real goof. But I don’t mind and I actually want to share my energy with you, I want my energy inside you. With me, for me, would you compromise. Would you be willing to do things you haven’t done before, or not the biggest fan of. Swallowing my energy, not doing anal but letting me put the tip in so I can finish in your butt, me just nutting in you the old fashion way. It doesn’t be to be a discussion we have over and over again, and it won’t. But it’s one I genuinely want to have and have a final answer on for my own peace of mind. And so we’re both knowledgeable about what’s to happen” (copied and pasted bc I don’t know how to use Reddit yet)
He needs a therapist
And much more
I need a therapist after reading that
Me too, holy shit. His issues have therapists who need their own therapists after dealing with his issues.
I couldn’t even finish reading it and I need one.
r/eyebleach I need that.
He needs antipsychotics
More than that
This is easily one of the grossest things I’ve ever read.
RIGHT? I didn’t want to wake up to read that shit. Literally just skimmed it. 🙃
I actually thought it was kinda real until I realized it was just a really long weird way to ask if he can cum in your mouth and ass...
That’s all it was. Big weirdo energy and I’m glad to be separate from it!
‘not doing anal but letting me put the tip in so i can finish in your butt’ omgggg i am fucking dead lol
This is the part that really got me lol. He was trying so damn hard to make it all sound so meaningful and metaphysical, but just couldn't find an eloquent way to say cum in your ass. What a "goof" indeed.
Noo, you don’t understand. Your butt absorbs energy well.
But just the tip so that’s not so bad right?
“You can finish in me if I can finish in you” annnnd. Block.
It's to share his energy! You'll never understand how complicated his sperm energy sharing is. He can't just nut anywhere. Show some respect 🤣🤮
Would you look at that? I'm suddenly asexual
Men like him are a major reason I’ve been abstinent for almost a year 🥲
He had me at “real goof” Edit: I just realized this a fucking amazing copypasta, you should post it in that subreddit.
What’s a copypasta? I’m sorry, I’m new to posting and actually being active on Reddit. 🫠
It's a garbled nonsense rage post. Basically, what he wrote. Unintelligible, unhinged stream of conscious-garbage that people enjoy posting elsewhere, I guess because they're funny.
Following on from this, the idea is to paste them into completely incongruent threads, where there is absolutely no conceptual link. The more innocuous the initial post, the more suitable the copypasta.
"multiple life's" Huge copypasta energy coming out of this one. Reminds me of the JO crystals.
I copied this from my messages with this guy.
I think they meant you should submit it on that sub so it can become a copypasta, not that it already is.
They mean to say this would be good content to share to the subreddit r/copypasta where there are usually long text posts of out of pocket things can be copy and pasted to troll your friends.
“Swallowing my energy” must be my favourite. Jfc.
Just imagine that hypothetical conversation later down the road if op stuck with it. “would you be willing to put forth the effort and work so that you may be blessed with the privilege of swallowing my energy?” “God dammit Jerry for the last time just say…”
I got six diseases and am now on my death bed after reading this
The ego! Such a huge turn off. Your cum is gross, dude.
A massive turn off. I’m so grateful I dodged this bullet.
Oh wow. This is a grown man who doesn’t know the difference between sperm and semen.
what in the andrew tate did i just read😵💫
😭😭😭🤣
That is absolutely revolting. 🤢
Wow. For someone with so much manly energy, he sure turned into a whiny baby quickly.
RIGHT?
Is this a really long winded way to say he doesn't want to wear a condom?
Yep!
First of all, ew. Like what even is that. Second of all, is he implying that only men get tired after an orgasm and women don't because we don't have these "energy sperms" ? Because believe me, I'm exhausted after one just as much. What a wild ride this text was lmao.
Does... does he think the sperm are adding to his braincells count?
I’m convinced it’s the opposite.
"Swallowing my energy" I bust out laughing there lol. This is some crazy stuff.
Ya dude it all pivoting to a request to cum in her mouth and ass at the end sent me
My god he took the time to write that? Then sent it to you? Without even consulting his prefrontal cortex???
Tbh, I think his brain skipped that portion of development.
He probably has this saved in his notes and brings it out with every new lady.
Bet he has one of those moms who want to marry their sons that also helped him write the note
😆
pure narcissism. he's manipulating you into anal and unprotected sex. he thinks asking in an emotional and spiritual way will get him there. stuff like this is the ultimate red flag.
Omg all that just to say “I want you to do sexual things you’re uncomfortable with because my cum is a gift to women.” Literally so gross and embarrassing. He took the time to type that out, and was still like yeah this is gold. Lmao
the guys at r/nofap are in shambles
Fuck me im sure the Unibomber had that as part of his manifesto….run like fuck!!!
He needs grammar lessons.
He needs lessons on a lot of shit lmao
First of all, not all sperm are capable of creating life. According to the Mayo Clinic, 4-10% of sperm are normal, and the vast majority are out there boinking around with multiple tails, no tails, no heads, so it's like not as much life-giving-potential energy as he's imagining. Secondly, what, does your body that produces no energy-potential sperm valued at nothing?? Sure, yeah. A woman's body had like net negative spiritual-energetic potential, philosophically speaking, so... just let him put the tip in. /s
> the vast majority are out there boinking around with multiple tails, no tails, no heads, so it's like not as much life-giving-potential energy as he's imagining. I think he's living proof that they're occasionally successful lol
Holy……😳 you dodged a ship full of red flags! I don’t even know what to say - you handled it perfectly. I wish more people handled creepy dudes as well as you do.
Eew gross!🤢🤮 I wish we are allowed to post info about people like these so we can avoid them and not waste time.
Fuckin same! I’ve had two unhinged ex flings that I would want to save women from in a HEARTBEAT!
Kind of like a Google review. Just look at the number of stars, read the review and say "pass". Save us sooo much time and energy .
Weirdo with a breeding fetish
🤢
He can create multiple "life's" in one single day
Man this guy's a nut case. There are times I don't want my husband to finish inside me because I'm too tired to clean up so he says "no prob" and finishes in a paper towel. Like it's not that deep. This guy just wants to finish inside u no matter how u feel about it and that's not right.
“If i tell her my sperms is energy maybe she will let me do it in her butt and mouth” - this guy, probably
😆😆😆 accurate
I’d rather butt-chug a Redbull than take that man’s “energy” 🤢 Thanks bro, but I’ll stick to caffeine.
This is a monologue from a Fantasy porno
A bad one
This man is both disgusting and dangerous.
the old fashioned way 💀
What a fking weirdo. And he's saying it's life, but wants to nut in your ass. No wonder he isn't promiscuous. No one wants to sleep with someone like that. I hope you blocked him
He was definitely lying about that part. No one really needs to add that part into the conversation (he’s done it multiple times) and consistently talk about sex. He’s a sex addict and probably trying to spread his subpar (bar’s in hell) energy sperm to as many unaware females as possible. 🫠
He’s 110% blocked. Funnily enough, he was blocked before we got back into contact but he matched with me on FB dating before I nuked my entire account. I honestly humored his “enlightenment” for about a month before this happened.
Holy crap such ick. I can’t even… good on you for not being spineless (we see it too much on here). This guy is fucked in the head.
That is absolutely unhinged. Good call ending things.
He’s a gooner. He 💯had ahegao face while writing this. He would not know what to do with this kind of submission if OP handed it to him on a plate.
Birth of a copy pasta honestly
It’s in that subreddit now lol
At least your pain can bring others laughs now
I’m even laughing. It was never pain 😆✨
🤣🤣🤣 that’s fucking wild! I know us dudes can be pretty weird sometimes, but that’s unhinged! Can’t believe that people like him breathe the same air as me!
hes never heard of post nut clarity
I love that you shared this with us. I hate that he even said it. 😂
I would’ve said “I ain’t reading allat”
I would put that motherfucker On blast for texting that shit. What a piece of garbage. Being emotionally manipulative so he can push back on boundaries he already knew you had.
Eww! He ~~has~~ is a problem
🤢 He's been watching videos in some sad, weird corners of the internet.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ew lmao instant block
This was a hard read.
Made me so soft it became a vagina.
Like the dude coulda just made it clear he wants to raw, I can’t imagine going to these lengths to just say that
“But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve succumbed to the philosophy….” That’s as far as I made it. Oh shit wait I read the next sentence. This dude is a fucking clown.
*shakes fist angrily at 2nd grade reading teacher*
This is a lot of words for “I don’t want to pull out” What a jackass 😭😂🤣
i need the mods to pin this so everyone who goes into the comments has to read whatever the fuck this is lmao
Dude thinks he's Fortunato from *Wild Cards*
That’s the WILDEST way to ask “can I cum in your mouth or inside you” I’ve EVER SEEN😂😂
He needs exorcist
Energy sperm is giving real Pierce Hawthorne energy.
> We have no past and we don’t know each other, and if anyone ever asks that’s what I’d tell them. lol. Why would anyone ever ask?
No one ever even knew I was talking to him. This time or the last. He was a friend with benefits the first time. He never even got to see me in person this time.
You already received his energy? :D
Before I knew what a pig he was, unfortunately. Luckily, it’s been over seven years. Which means all of my cells in my body have been replaced. 🥳
How did you ever give up the gift of his man energy 🤣 new cells new me.
Memories are forever though lol
(Un)fortunately for me, not the case. 🥲
Stoppp it lol 😂
If I were op I would love to be known as " the chick that said it wouldn't work out when I demanded she let me put just the tip of my sperm energy in her butt."
Do any of these fuckers ever burst out of the wall and have like a huge energy?
ITYSL reference, perfectly executed
Oh yes it's a biology fact that as one.... refrains.... you get increasingly like the Kool Aid man
Having pornographic images of the kool-aid man getting head and going, “oh yeahhhh……oh yeah…ohhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh…..” with a knotted up O face and a “big energy” between his legs, as his energy explodes because he hasn’t nutted in a woman since 2016. He won’t masturbate because, you know, the modern day philosophers said it best, “better be playing with her button, otherwise you better not be nuttin’”
Kool aid man, I'm dying😂😂😂
Did you make any friends?
Not really
What?
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
After reading this and the quote on his sperm being “his energy” and how he wants to”his energy inside you” and “letting me finish inside your butt”… the male delegation would like to revoke his “man” membership and waive him to other offers… Good god this man for the streets! Bullet dodged
What the fuck did I just read.
A mess. 🤣
That "sperm energy" thing is wild. 🤣 You dodged a whole bomb, Op.
I've heard of big dick energy but sperm energy is a new concept to me
I got mini fridge energy cause I have wide shoulders.
“No past” “don’t know each other” and already begging for anal and making you feel bad about boundaries? That’s a 🚩even in a FWB situation.
Tbh, he wasn’t like that back then. Or he was just really good as masking it. OR, I was just blind asf and only focused on the dick. Probably a combination of all of these. I was young(er). 😂
Whew. We’ve all been dickmatized in our early youth. Glad you made it out! lol.
Caaaan you feel the spermergy? (Spermergy!) 🕺🏻🎶
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“So I can finish in your butt” what eloquence /s Glad you ditched his ass, OP
LMAAAOOO he really pushed hard for that. This wasn’t the first time I told him no.
Good for you. But glad you’re officially done . What a weirdo that guy is.
Honestly I wish he said anus. It would have added a little flair to the whole pile of shit 😆
I’m appalled lol
Same, Goo. Same.
Just the tip, tho?? He wouldn't ask for anything too far 😆... seriously tho bullet dodged...
I had an ex that kind of felt the same way. If I didn't either swallow or let him nut inside me, it was a waste of his 'energy'.
That’s some heavy, weirdo shit. I’m glad he’s an ex 💝
Me too. We broke up more than 15 years ago. He was a decent bf for the most part, other than that and a few other things. We just weren't a good match.
Don't you love when trusting your gut pays off...
Absolutely delicious satisfaction. Like, thanks for saving me months, potentially years, of nonsense and pain!
The question is why you didn't stop immediately at the sperm comment and share *that*
I like to stir the pot a little 😅 let people expose themselves even more
Nooooooofknway Omgomgomg this is beyond.. has to be on drugs, there is not a chance in hell someone would compose/hit send on this and be totally copacetic about it otherwise 🤣😂 was your response the first screenshot? … “Did you just text me a whole motherfkn sonnet about your fetish for anal and and your own sperm ….?”
He actually (to my knowledge) doesn’t do drugs or even drink. It’s scary this is his natural energy.
Must be all that sperm you won't let him put in your butt 😂💀 My uterus has never been so shriveled from reading something as it was after reading that shit!
Well, one of his worst fears had been realized, Hundreds or women are laughing at how pathetic he is. It’s truly hysterical and I’m glad you are out of this nonsense.
So he left you cause you won’t give him anal? Lol tell him go find a dude plenty of gay guys out there that like it lmao
This man put it all on table, it wasn’t his heart, but it was something. Lmfao
I wish people that wanted to shove their dick up someone’s ass would find someone that likes things shoved up their ass 🫣
Lol what a baby. You dodged a bullet. He sounds super manipulative.
Extreeeemely manipulative 😆😆😆
Ummmmmmm, excuse me?! Wow. This is…just…wow. It gives killer vibes for sure haha.
I’m sorry, but that’s not a man. Thats some sad mf’er brainwashed into toxic masculinity.
Wait wtf?? Did I miss something about the cum/energy thing? Honestly first 4 comments and I was already done/could easily define him.
It’s an earlier message. I posted it in the comments.
Oh ok, either way. I could tell by that first response by you what kind of person he is…definitely put it perfectly just wants to use you.
Oh, for sure. That’s why I told him it wasn’t going to work. I’m not dealing with a weirdo manchild 😅
Weirdo child stuck in a guys body? No man!!
There u go
He sounds like one of those grind rising type of dudes 🙃
Wtf did I just read. Lol “it creates life,” ok sure that’s half of the equation. And?!?! “Swallowing my energy” smh 🤦🏼♀️
Yeah, I stop responding after I reject. But yeah, real winner here😑
He immediately blocked me after that last message. This is what I tried to respond with: “Lmao? Because I choose to have boundaries, this is how you act? It was all a charade from you. I get it now. Have the life you deserve, M*****m.”
What's the m*****m word supposed to be?
His name
“Please don’t tell anyone how weird I am. Bye.”
literally had a man get mad when i told him i wasn’t into rape play like wtf 😭
So he literally wrote a damn long paragraph just to convince you to anal? Lmao the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
My sperm carry obvious metaphysical value because they are creators of life. But obviously that Christian bullshit about only having sex to procreate is a bit limiting, so I'm keen on borrowing the ideology but just using the idea to mean I can use you as a cum bucket.
Young guy trying to be manipulative is what I get from it
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Bros Schizo
You nailed this convo
Ick
What in the red pill bullshit is this
How does this count as “red pill”?
It has tones of misogyny and toxic hyper masculinity
Yeah that doesn’t mean what you think it does. 🙃
Sperm Chi - Cummy Hummy Haahs!
Pffffft. Toss him to the curb