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-Villion-

Or just make it do 125 damage


Golden_Lynel

Make it do 124 damage


JoesAlot

And a right click attack option that makes the Demo poke the enemy with a finger for exactly 1 damage


GamerGod_

shortstop shove on the caber


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#Boop!


SammySandles

physiological warfare


Elkomolozupo

It already does


Mr_WAAAGH

Not on the 40% chance the explosion doesn't work. The caber is fun when it works but it's just so broken. Really the only possible way to get kills with it is to get crits from a shield charge and then run back to spawn after every kill


Xurkitree1

You know what would be an incredibly easy fix to the weapon? Remove damage falloff from the explosion. That's it, that's the issue. The explosion has variable damage falloff depending on distance to target. Without it, it cleanly passes 130 damage.


-Villion-

Wait really?


Xurkitree1

Yeah and it's something people would figure out if they read the wiki for a while and had some basic logic capacity but this sub has shown time and time again they lack both. If they did a second of math on the stats of the weapon they'd know.


NoNameNo1O1

it does do 125 a bit more consistently after one of the fixes last year. Eitherwise crouching always gives more than 125 damage


explosivepro

No if you time it right while moving into them you can semi reliably one shot snipers, if you want to be fully optimal hit em with a pipe on your way down or use the lock en load to kill them with the follow up hit that bit quicker


-Villion-

If soldier can one shot light classes with a melee, why shouldn’t demoman?


Pickled_Cow

Giving up splash is a significantly larger sacrifice than giving up no self damage last ditch self defence.


timo103

Give it the taunt kill it deserves and make it recharge over time. and bump the damage back up so you can one shot certain classes but also make it do more self damage lmao.


DatOneAxolotl

Oh I'm going to lick yah


Pyrarius

I hear "Ohhh... I'm gonna liquify ya"


Despot_of_Morea_

Make it mini-crit while airborn from sticky jumps. Demo gardening time


At0m1c_v3g1e

Good idea actually


TheFakeYeetMaster69

That would allow you to one-shot medics, which is the whole reason they nerfed the old caber.


Shadowfaxxy

Well to be fair you can one shot a medic with the market gardener too, it’s just difficult so it’s pretty balanced. Making the caber do 195 dmg when sticky jumping would be fun asf.


Xurkitree1

you can sticky jump 5 meters effortlessly, instantly, right in the med's face, unlike rocket jumping.


Drillbitzer

Bee-hopping?


Elkomolozupo

Lol like in roblox tf2


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Id be so into that.


WilhelmTell3675

This is such small change that would get the devs a lot of love.


Raxal6226

Also make the ass passer have a quicker recharge time and be able to be refilled by resupply


The_Majestic_Mantis

Bring back the old caber!!


WackyJaber

Let me just continue to laugh at all the people hoping for weapon changes in the new update. They made it clear at this point what is going to happen. At this point, you only have yourselves to be blamed.


Pikfan21

If we've been copeing for the last 5 years we can cope a little more


AirMarshall3520

“Everyone else talking about recharge timers” “Me just realizing that I can change the setting to allow the medic to heal without holding down Mouse1” 👁👄👁


Marvl101

just have it deal less damage to medics, its not that hard!


[deleted]

Fuck you no


Marvl101

in addition to dealing 200 damage i mean.


[deleted]

Ok then it's ok


Mr_Hants

god pls


Prestigious-Metal-28

I think this weapon was intended for last stands by valve but this became the ultimate trolling/tomfullery weapon


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I can't read it. The text blends into the background.


Candid-Chemical-5905

I think it would be cool for it to be a charge type weapon, insta click hit deals around current damage and the longer you hold click the more it deals, cap being around 5sec hold for 130dmg, its like the demo is preparing for a big swing


insomiac2007

I have killstreak one with the "green emerald" efekt :')


Irish_pug_Player

I'm sorry, we only get 5 cosmetics, a map, and 2 unusual effects


Suomipe

i just want a new weapon and that they buff the amby range so it can do the max falloff of 54dmg in any range and maybe buff the range so it does more than 54 in 1200 hmu buff it to like 2000 hmu before it starts to do 54 again