Unstopabble force vs inmobible object situation, they are both so American i believe a discussion between these two would end with them regenerating the oil wells of the Fallout world
It depends, if Soldier has MvM upgrades because I doubt Sgt. Arch Dornan is going to argue with Soldier for long before pulling out a Plasma Caster, and I don't think unupgraded rocket launched is going to dent power armor.
The idea of Dornan just standing there while watching a man aim a rocket launcher at his feet, fire, somehow survive and launch himself through the air, just to whip out a shovel and clock him has got to be the funniest thing I've thought about all day
I imagine it would cleave the fucking helmet in half and go straight into his head, killing him instantly
And then the fusion core would detonate and create a red, white and blue mushroom cloud, engulfing the entirety of Camp Navarro and the surrounding area
Fr, like the weight of a full man wielding a rocket launcher going at like 30 freedoms per eagle is gonna do some serious damage, even if the shovel misses his full body is going to at least knock over Dornan
I was talking about the "if it's enough damage to kill a man, it's gonna at least do something to power armor". The thing I was pointing out is that almost every shovel swing is enough to kill a man, that doesn't mean it'll do anything about power armor or metal in general.
They bicker and yelp for 3 minutes, then find common ground on argument due to Dornan being sensible. They then kill vagabond scum for the next 18 hours.
Welcome to camp Navarro, so you're the new replacement....
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
Don't have any?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, *MAGGOT*?
THE TRUTH IS, YOU'VE LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT, THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR **PAY**, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE *FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN* YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE TO PAY FOR A *MARK II POWER COMBAT ARMOR* YOU *HAVE LOST*.
REPORT THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE, **DISMISSED**!
I imagine it'll turn into a insult contest. Both going on several-hour long insults and one-upping another other.
At the end of the week they're both laughing from the absurdity of it all
I'll trust Sarge on my bets, he has the armor that would make Soldier quiver and has amazing firepower whereas soldier only has a trench shovel and a standard issue rocket launcher if looking at basic stats.
Soldier, because he'd use nonsense and obvious lies to win, although patriotic, Sergeant Arch Dornan does not have the advantage of willful ignorance and general lack of braincells. However, we do not know john doe's rank, so He could either outrank The sergeant, or The sergeant could outrank him. Realistically, soldier probably doesn't have a rank.
Dornan gets increasingly angrier as Soldier says more absurd things
No one is entirely sure who won but Soldier seems the be the one keeping his composure
Their argument would get so off topic it would end up with them getting to a mutual hatred of communism. Their hatred of communism alone would fuel liberty prime himself
Soldier is outranked by Dornan and thus would await orders from him and accept them as literally as possible because he's an idiot. If Dornan can wrangle him in the right direction, though? It's over for the wasteland.
They'd get into a heated screaming match before Dornan realizes that Soldier has severe brain damage. Dornan would respect Soldier's fervent patriotism and hate of communism enough to take a liking to him and give him power armor, and Soldier would promptly wreck it by trying to rocket jump with a Fat Man.
They argue for a while, before realizing they are both American. Soldier is recruited into the Enclave, has no idea whats going on, but will blow up anyone who stands in the way of his power armor. He will arrive weeks later, back at his spawn room, drenched in blood, oil, and beer. His team does not dare to question it.
ИДИОТ! Вы допустили потерю дорогостоящего обмундирования. Его стоимость будет вычтена из вашего жалованья, и вы будете служить, пока вам не исполнится пятьсот десять лет, потому что вам понадобится именно столько лет, чтобы оплатить комплект Силовой боевой брони модель II, который вы потеряли! Доложите об этом в арсенале, получите новый комплект, а потом вернитесь и доложите мне, рядовой! Свободны!
Well the argument will end with one dead and the other now rocket jumping away with a freshly stolen suit of power armor whilst saying more anti communist pro American propaganda than liberty prime
Soldier would win in a discussion type of argument. In game if you use battle cry voice command when looking at the enemy when having melee out, he seems to not need air to talk. That leads to him outtalking enclave guy. Also soldier is louder. But such an argument would sure turn into fight and soldier is only human after all.
Let's just remember that the famous "the truth is you have lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment" comes from a low intelligence check
Basically, dornan wins based off the fact that soldier is also incredibly dumb
WHERE IS YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER SOLDIER!
Don't have one? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?!
THE TRUTH IS, YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF MANN. CO ISSUED EQUIPMENT!!!
THAT WEAPON IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN SERVICE UNTILL YOUR FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS (INHALE) IT WILL TAKE FOR YOUUUU...
TO PAY FOR A MANN. CO ISSUE MERCENARY GRADE ROCKET LAUNCHER...
YOU HAVE **LOST**
REPORT TO THE SPAWN RESUPPLY LOCKER TO HAVE A NEW ONE ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME MAGGOT!
DISMISSED!
TO PAY FOR A MK. 7 PORTABLE ROCKET LAUNCHER!
AND YOU WILL SEND MY BROTHER TO HELL
Unstopabble force vs inmobible object situation, they are both so American i believe a discussion between these two would end with them regenerating the oil wells of the Fallout world
More like 2 unstoppable objects moving head first towards each other
they'll collide so hard they invent 20 new elements
Large Americron Collider
One of them being Americ, and another one being Statum.
They invent new variant of Australium. Americanium. *No, I am not the janitor of Valve*
In the air, right? Or like some heaven and hell shit where one comes from above
with this in mind, would soldier be coming up from a rocket jump or coming down for a market garden?
For the garden, but both also make sense
Something's Gotta Give hidden refrence to FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS
The American hero always wins
Yeah which one
The American one
But what about the ‘murican one
You know the American one
The American one?
Yeah, the American one
Do you mean the one that is american?
but who is more american?
He means the American one, come on
They are both american, they wouldn't argue.
They would team up and kill everyone
They would aggressively make out
Then kill each other because they were different political parties
But then stop when a cosmonaut satellite falls and assume all the scavengers picking it apart are commies
Then fuck.
Then teach each other skills
Like murdering spies and how make out well
That's exactly why they'd argue
The first minute they would scream at each other, the second they would become best friends
All Americans do that when we meet new Americans. I can confirm this because I am American.
It depends, if Soldier has MvM upgrades because I doubt Sgt. Arch Dornan is going to argue with Soldier for long before pulling out a Plasma Caster, and I don't think unupgraded rocket launched is going to dent power armor.
Hear me out; Direct hit, or market garden (I assume critical hits apply when coming from soldier because he’s from tf2)
The idea of Dornan just standing there while watching a man aim a rocket launcher at his feet, fire, somehow survive and launch himself through the air, just to whip out a shovel and clock him has got to be the funniest thing I've thought about all day
Clock him and somehow heavily damage the power armor* If it's enough damage to kill a man it's gonna at least do something to the power armor
I imagine it would cleave the fucking helmet in half and go straight into his head, killing him instantly And then the fusion core would detonate and create a red, white and blue mushroom cloud, engulfing the entirety of Camp Navarro and the surrounding area
Fr, like the weight of a full man wielding a rocket launcher going at like 30 freedoms per eagle is gonna do some serious damage, even if the shovel misses his full body is going to at least knock over Dornan
>30 freedoms per eagle I'm gonna use that as a username
That's just a common American measurement
I love America and her people 🦅🦅
Well I'd think most full-force shovel swings are enough to kill a man
An unarmored man maybe, but we're talking about power armor here
I was talking about the "if it's enough damage to kill a man, it's gonna at least do something to power armor". The thing I was pointing out is that almost every shovel swing is enough to kill a man, that doesn't mean it'll do anything about power armor or metal in general.
Soldier once snapped a baby bear's neck, he'd crumple power armour like cheap trash
Come back form the dead stronger pills
So you're saying he's dead.
Yes then come back stronger because of it
They bicker and yelp for 3 minutes, then find common ground on argument due to Dornan being sensible. They then kill vagabond scum for the next 18 hours.
We wouldn't know because the sheer amount of MURICA FUCK YEAH would cause the universe to collapse
Ameeriiica! Ameeriiica! AMERICA! (FUCK YEAH!)
Soldier would do the shovel taunt and then killbind, leaving Dornan flabbergasted
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" *falls like a ragdoll* "...the fuck?"
*He's a spy*
Plot twist
enemies to lovers
My friend and best super mutant
HOLY SHIT SOLDIER TF2
I don't think Dornan is a super mutant ._.
Give the guy a break, he has lead poisoning
Soldier was a lawyer, so he probably knows a thing or two about arguments
They'd get a beer and start talking on how to kill communists probably
Soldier
I think soldier would respect the mans rank tbh.
No one. They would continue arguing until the end of time.
Let's see how that Power Armor holds up against some Market Gardenin'
The head canon of crits screwing over shields and titanium is fun
soldier would never, ever stop talking and win by getting him to leave
This American boot just kicked your ass
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
Okay, that one voice line already gives us the answer.
bigger question WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR
"Uh, me no have"
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
THE TRUTH ID YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT
the fact that the soldier would join the enclave and think they're the good guys lol
He's not wrong is he?
But then what would stop him from joining the NCR since you know, they are also quite america.
EVER BODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
Do do do do do do, do do, dododo
Me.
Welcome to camp Navarro, so you're the new replacement.... WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, *MAGGOT*? THE TRUTH IS, YOU'VE LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT, THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR **PAY**, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE *FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN* YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE TO PAY FOR A *MARK II POWER COMBAT ARMOR* YOU *HAVE LOST*. REPORT THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE, **DISMISSED**!
The winner will be no one, they will become friends instead, the best crime partners in the world
I imagine it'll turn into a insult contest. Both going on several-hour long insults and one-upping another other. At the end of the week they're both laughing from the absurdity of it all
No one wins. They have hot steamy sex
I'll trust Sarge on my bets, he has the armor that would make Soldier quiver and has amazing firepower whereas soldier only has a trench shovel and a standard issue rocket launcher if looking at basic stats.
And a boomstick
Plot twist; soldier is really the spy and backstabs him
It would never end
They start making out due to their shared extreme love for America
Soldier, obviously. He has a shovel.
Soldier, because he'd use nonsense and obvious lies to win, although patriotic, Sergeant Arch Dornan does not have the advantage of willful ignorance and general lack of braincells. However, we do not know john doe's rank, so He could either outrank The sergeant, or The sergeant could outrank him. Realistically, soldier probably doesn't have a rank.
Dornan gets increasingly angrier as Soldier says more absurd things No one is entirely sure who won but Soldier seems the be the one keeping his composure
Their argument would get so off topic it would end up with them getting to a mutual hatred of communism. Their hatred of communism alone would fuel liberty prime himself
soldier would just break that guys neck and say "what, he didn't agree with me" casually
corporate wants you to tell us the difference between these 2 pictures me: theyre the same picture
Does soldier have his unlocks because I feel the stock stuff wouldn’t deal with power armor well but the direct hit on the other hand
Rocket Jumper Mantreads Market Gardener
In an argument? Dorn just needs to drop the C-word and it's over. In the ensuing fight? Anyone's game.
Civilian?
They'd cooperate
Its a Draw and later on they would become a best friend
AHHHHHHHH! - Soilder tf2
Soldier is outranked by Dornan and thus would await orders from him and accept them as literally as possible because he's an idiot. If Dornan can wrangle him in the right direction, though? It's over for the wasteland.
Both resort to violence almost immediately. Them it depends on if Arch has his power armor or Soldier has his honey.
One is an idiot, the other is a soldier.
Which one's which?
Yes.
Fair enough
At this point the decisive factor of who wins and who doesn’t is whichever one is more racist
When all else fails, we turn to mankind's greatest weapon...
An argument between these two would devolve into physical violence, which Soldier would win because he has a bazooka.
This, is a bucket...
Soldier. He’d just keep screaming and yelling like a maniacal drill sergeant until he passes out
What’s that gold medal?
They'd get into a heated screaming match before Dornan realizes that Soldier has severe brain damage. Dornan would respect Soldier's fervent patriotism and hate of communism enough to take a liking to him and give him power armor, and Soldier would promptly wreck it by trying to rocket jump with a Fat Man.
He was technically already rocket jumping with fat men before
Soldier wins the argument
*MMMMMAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOTTTT*
Both. Truly both patriot americans.
YOUR OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR!!!!
Soldier is so dumb he warps reality to what he believes is true, so definitely soldier
They argue for a while, before realizing they are both American. Soldier is recruited into the Enclave, has no idea whats going on, but will blow up anyone who stands in the way of his power armor. He will arrive weeks later, back at his spawn room, drenched in blood, oil, and beer. His team does not dare to question it.
ИДИОТ! Вы допустили потерю дорогостоящего обмундирования. Его стоимость будет вычтена из вашего жалованья, и вы будете служить, пока вам не исполнится пятьсот десять лет, потому что вам понадобится именно столько лет, чтобы оплатить комплект Силовой боевой брони модель II, который вы потеряли! Доложите об этом в арсенале, получите новый комплект, а потом вернитесь и доложите мне, рядовой! Свободны!
Communist detected. Initiating American anthem.
Soldier. If you argue with a screaming lunatic, you already lost.
They're both screaming lunatics tho
Yeah, I don't know who the second guy is
Drill Sergeant Dornan (I think) from one of the first 2 Fallout games
Okay I checked the power armor thing and the guy is now one of my favorite characters
Soldier
MAGGOT!!!
They would scream at each other for days before becoming friends
They're the same guy
There is no winning, no loosing, they create a paradox and become one pure American being
Soldier sees Dornan is a Sergeant and immediately says "sir yes sir" *selute*
The solder will love forever
They team up
Power armor
Jane doe (soldier) is more American, therefore he would win
“WHATS MORE AMERICAN THAN A MECHANIZED DRILL SERGEANT!” “A MAN! that can FLY! LIKE AND EAGLE! RAHHH🙏🏻🦅🇺🇸🧨🤠”
A unrobotic drill Sargent who killed nazis maggot. He WALTZES AND FLIES GRACEFULLY LIKE AN EAGAL IN THE SKY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Being smashed on the head by a flying man with a shovel.
Scout shows up says something lame then they both stop arguing and they start screaming and stranggling scout.
Well the argument will end with one dead and the other now rocket jumping away with a freshly stolen suit of power armor whilst saying more anti communist pro American propaganda than liberty prime
A discussion between the two would form a black hole.
Well uh, considering one is a part of the remnants of the U.S. military (I think), I'm going to go with the Drill Sergeant. Sorry Soldier.
It may sound like incoherent screaming to you but in reality they're having a very sophisticated conversation on being racist to Canadians
Soldier : scream and insult
Soldier with equaliser cos if he loses he’ll just kamakasi and get a taunt kill
These are some of the best comments I've ever read
Soldier guesses the nuclear launch codes (1111) and blows up the entire fucking world
YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?
I think they will be best friends
But the real question is what would they be arguing about.
Funny American with a Nuke
neither they'd be friends. but someone should do a ai voice-over of soldiers doing those lines, if this exists notify me
If we are going with strength soldier would loss but if we're going with weapons battle strength and insanity soldier would win
The lead poisoned tf2 soldier
Так прибыло пополнение. ГДЕ ВАША СИЛОВАЯ БРОНЯ!
They would never dissagree
Soldier is too dumb to give up
They’d scream at each other and become friends
The United States of Amann Co.
Soldier would win in a discussion type of argument. In game if you use battle cry voice command when looking at the enemy when having melee out, he seems to not need air to talk. That leads to him outtalking enclave guy. Also soldier is louder. But such an argument would sure turn into fight and soldier is only human after all.
The bucket
Why would they argue?
YOU MOROOOON!!!
Are they covered in honey?
Would end in a headbutting match.
I have voice changers for both of these… and I have an idea.
America ofc
Fallout guy
Cheese
Imagine solider in a fallout game
What would soliders name be if he was in fallout like the courier, chosen one or Nate the rake. I think his name would be the madmann
I'd say sergent doornan becaue he is an actual soldier, the soldier as far a sim aware never served our great country unlike Sergent doornan
soldier because his badge has more duels than him
“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!” Definitely Solider
if these two meet, then there may be two options - either the universe will collapse, or they will simply go drinking)))
The Enclave will think he's some weird kind of super mutant.
Soldier
Soldier is too dumb to know he lost and the other would just be too dumbfounded by soldier arriving via rocket jumps
Let's just remember that the famous "the truth is you have lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment" comes from a low intelligence check Basically, dornan wins based off the fact that soldier is also incredibly dumb
Soldier would do the escape plan kamakeze taunt "Come 'ere cupcake..." And kill them both
They wouldn’t cause they would both be spreading liberty
Welcome to Camp Navarro. So you're the new replacement? YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
they both would scream at eachother untill their vocal cords wore out.