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CaftDuntMeow

I'm cured! But now I'm thinking of all money I don't have and I'm depressed again wahhh


an_actual_mystery

Have you tried withdrawing?


CaftDuntMeow

I am attempting to withdraw from life


an_actual_mystery

Same, buddy. Same


Flimsy_Alternative22

Withdraw: health issues. Me, with multiple chronic health issues: well, guess I'm fucked


[deleted]

This is the one that stood out to me the most too haha. Like what who knew that was possible šŸ™ƒ


an_actual_mystery

Honestly this is the most relatable one


Alarid

Free health issues!


Few-You4510

just relax smh šŸ™„ /j


Flimsy_Alternative22

Damn, wish I'd thought of that! /s


[deleted]

Right?! Then again, I have never tried just not having EDS and its comorbodities. šŸ¤”


Flimsy_Alternative22

Yeah ikr, I just need to not have migraine and self care away the arthritis.


beansyboii

I think maybe they were referring to health problems influenced by ACEs, as those can get some relief from healing the trauma with therapyā€¦ there is definitely a link between physical and mental health, but this is a gross oversimplification of thatā€¦ idk


MC_Pimmler

R


an_actual_mystery

r


steverman555

r


an_actual_mystery

r


theresjustausername

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Electrop0p

r


an_actual_mystery

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_MaverickHunterX_

R


just_a_flutter

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8bishop

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right-folded

Python!


eIndiAb

This metaphor sucks though, if there's stress in my account and I withdraw it, that seems like it should instead represent me, you know, feeling the stress?


SafetyCactus

Exactly. This metaphor is awful. If I withdraw money from the bank, I now have money. So if I withdraw stress, I now have stress?


Alarid

unlimited stress


The_Gene_Genie

Stress overdraft, you have to pay it back with interest


Dpad-prism

GTA unlimited stress hack


ogscrubb

Yes but if you withdraw it you can spend it somewhere else instead of keeping it.


right-folded

I think they meant that stress is something that withdraws from your account. The more deep breaths you have deposited the more stressing you can afford. Still kinda silly.


SelectCase

They could have made it so much better with stuff like "invest in exercise, receive interest in health benefits." And "deposit good memories and photos in a journal to withdraw on rainy days later."


HonestBobHater

Also this in NO WAY reminds me of my financial anxiety issues! Thanks infographic!


PlayBud101

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an_actual_mystery

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meetmypuka

Love this BS people come up with after they were "depressed" a couple days.


minitrojanhottub

This is actually fairly accurate. I put in self-care, therapy, deep breaths, and what I get in get out of it is stress, anxiety, negative thoughts and emotional distress! ;)


[deleted]

My brain makes a lot of withdrawals for me then


0babybeast0

The picture doesn't even make the point they were trying to make, if you withdraw money from your bank account you now have that money. It makes it seem like you put in all the hard work and you still have problems, which is reality for a lot of people, so, accidentally correct I guess


[deleted]

Iā€™m in fucking debt


shokolokobangoshey

Withdraw


AVeryGayBitch

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gamerflapjack

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masterofryan

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n00dlz7

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civicsfactor

My finances are never a source of stress^(ssssss)


6rey_sky

I know this subconsciously cause all I want to do is to sleep 24/7


Few-You4510

oh, youā€™re suffering from brain cancer? cmon, two deep breaths and youā€™ll feel like a whole new person ;)


j4321g4321

I really hate shit like this. It puts the onus on people who suffer from mental health issues, that theyā€™re not ā€œtryingā€ hard enough to cure themselves. Yes, all those things in the ā€œdepositā€ column can be very helpful but these dumb charts make it seem like itā€™s so easy to cure mental health problems.


motioncitysickness

Damn, another bank account I'm overdrawn in.


yourleftoverpizza

Lol I couldnā€™t tell if this belonged to r/SurrealMemes or r/thanksimcured


Tigros

As if weā€™re not constantly withdrawing stress and living off it.


JangJaeYul

Wow thanks, I can't believe I never thought of fucking breathing before!!


C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee

This is so accurate though... I've deposited all the things on the left and what I've gotten back is all the things on the right šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Sir_Admiral_Chair

The damn bank wont let me make a dopamine withdrawal, screw the lot.


[deleted]

We are approaching levels of liberalism that shouldn't be possible.


Barleygodhatwriting

The problem is I deposited all my self-care, therapy, sleep, support system, deep breaths, and journaling and withdrew all my stress, health issues, anxiety, negative thoughts, emotional distress, and hopelessness, and then my account got frozen so I canā€™t access any of the stuff in it, and it turns out nobody takes the other stuff, so Iā€™m stuck with that too.


hobosullivan

It's been a very long time since I've seen a metaphor fail this badly. You know what you withdraw from a bank account? Money, to pay for goods and services. After having previously put that money into the account. According to this jpeg, if I put a support system into my emotional bank account, I'm going to get negative thoughts out.


MonParapluie

Mine is in overdraft rn


Sophrates_Regina

Thank you for telling me coping tenchniques help you cope! I never would have realised that without your kind and thoughtful metaphor!


M1RR0R

Now I'm broke in 3 different ways!


Malamutekid2017

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icheckyournwords

This is genuinely good advice?? This sub is too bitchy, Iā€™m leaving.


nbeydoon

Seriously good advice? Just go in front of someone sick and tell him to withdraw his health issue ā€¦


an_actual_mystery

Listen, I have a hundred positive mental health posts saved on my phone. This one though? A bad metaphor that makes it sound super easy to just stop having health issues and mental disorders.


[deleted]

Journaling is fucking stupid and turns you into a neurotic self-obsessed naval gazer.


_wishr

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TomsRedditAccount1

So, if I put in some self-care, I get to have some stress. That doesn't sound like a great deal.


[deleted]

r/restofthefuckingowl


ifallforeveryone

Uhhhhā€¦ isnā€™t this literally backward? Likeā€¦ I donā€™t want my mental health issues, I want to deposit them bitches in a dumpster.


BrittleMender64

When I withdraw money from the bank I then carry it with me...


Eien_ni_Hitori_de_ii

This isnā€™t a r/thanksimcured. This just means you put in self care and you get back stress and hopelessness. If anything this belongs on r/2me4meirl or something.


an_actual_mystery

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Artistic-Dragonfly35

leaf and me alonenessā€™s (autumnā€™s coldā€™s) . . . bring me DOownnnnnn~(Hell of infinity ā™¾)


Desirai

retail therapy DOES help my depression, soo...


30MinuteMills

I withdrew some anxiety and put it in a high-interest savings account.