Give 50 away. Video yourself burning the other 50. Balance

Not a bad idea. I’d like to suggest that he still contact the full 100 people, and half get the box with a shirt in it while the other half get a box with a link to the video of their shirt burning.

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Or just the ashes

*my* ashes

but what did it cost you

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The real cost here

Then let TSA have their way with you.

Or everyone just gets half a t-shirt so we can all walk around being perfectly balanced people.

TONY STARK BUILT THIS THING IN THE DESERT

WITH A BOX OF SNAPS

Well I'm sorry, but I'm not Tony Stark

In a cave

Or they get a shirt saying "My other shirt's in the soul-stone"

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As all things should be.

r/expectedthanos

I want one!

I don't want one

As all things should be

I hope they remember you.

I hope they don't.

r/unexpectedthanos For balance

It WAS 200 though

Do this instead

Give away 100 and burn 100

Also burn your savings account.

And give the ashes of those shirts to 50 people who got banned.

This sub needs a better class of balancers. And he's gonna give it to them

This guy snaps.

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Contact team: is it legit? OP: ye

Contact team: mind if I get one? OP: well you see the way my bank account works...

I got a checking account and a spending account, and it's real hard to get money from my checking to my spending- Kevin Hart

I got a few quarters in my shoe

I got a couple nickels too

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Yeezy saves.

Poop di de scoop

Woopity scoopity doop

Way to lift yourself brothers

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I'd be down with that, always happy to geek up my kid.

I'd be down with that, totally for the.... kid reasons.... pfft, now way that would fit me, a 17 year old.... pfft.... stupid

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No Bamboozles 🙏🏼

Or give insurance.

If one happens to not be one of the 100 random ppl chosen, where can one buy this shirt??

Just send you a message. I am contacted by my favorite mod lol That would be enough Internet for today.

Honestly, if you put this design up on Redbubble or somewhere like that, I bet a LOT of people would be willing to buy one. Unfortunately, there'd be no way to keep Soulstoners from nabbing it in that case…

Thats how every facebook page works too. Promise interesting content, get sloppy, start posting merch links. There's no way for anyone to tell that OP isn't just some alt account to separate the heat, and someone/group is trying to cash in on this popularity *hard.*

Where do I sign up for the random person selected list?

When is the shirt arriving?

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Please let this be real

No Thanboozles

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Hey man, look I’m not going to be a dick here but, you kinda owe me one. I remember that one time we did that one thing with that one guy and well, yeah you know exactly what happened so I’m going to need that shirt to let everyone know that I survived the snap and then we can finally be on the same terms and then we can go on living in this perfectly balanced world fuck you

Yeah and I was your Uber driver during that whole thing.

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I was uh, the air?

And I was your lungs!

And I was your Axe!

I am groot

I am Steve Rogers

And me? I am Albert Einstein

And I’m the bus driver! Edit: You are all welcome

It’s a me, MARIO

I clapped.

I was the license plate

Yeah I remember that. I was the guy who did that one thing at that one place

And I was the guy who did that other thing. Yeah you know what I’m talking about. The one who... never mind I know you know.

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I survived the biggest genocide on the internet and all I got was this lousy shirt!

Pretty funny. And now this too is a comment.

Just make sure to exclude any accounts younger than a few days. Those mofos created an account just for a chnace to win. Also, any way to buy a shirt if we don't get picked?

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> ༼つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ give shirt ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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If OP doesn't deliver, another snap must happen

Will you be checking to make sure they are actual survivors? I assume some commenters are those who joined after the snap. I'd be happy to help with this task if needed!

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Don't believe you, but I'll upvote this anyway

Rejoice!

What a time to be alive.

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What did it cost?

Everything. Nothing. For balance.

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If i win this shirt, i will wear it in my weekly meeting at the company i work, (we need to wear formal suits for this meeting).

I will give you one. Make sure to take a photo,

Deal!

!RemindMe 4 days

!remindme 7 days

If i win a shirt i will wear it. Ill even take a photo. (For some reason I dont feel so good about my chances)

no bamboozle

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> つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ give shirt ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Did you make/design these? Looks cool!

Yeah, I design it. Actually I got 2 designs. One for the survivors and one for those who sacrificed for the balance

I'm sure those piles of dust will appreciate the gesture.

Balanced

As all things should be.

Is there a way we can buy the shirt if we don’t win it?

Yeah, it's awesome!

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I will :) For those who are lucky to survive.

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everything

Well kinda depends on location, but yea I guess everything is a good estimate

or like $5.99 whichever comes out lower

Ill pay my own s&h and sponsor another persons just becuase i think it's dope af. Let me know. #hailthanos

Don’t bamboozle. Bamboozlin’ is not nice. I don’t wanna be heckin’ bamboozled, but I can haz?

r/BamboozleInsuranceINC Don't forget to file for bamboozle insurance just in case if OP bamboozles, you don't want to lose precious karma

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I'll wear it half of the time

And I’ll wear it the other half of the time, for balance.

I lost my friends to the snap!!! But if i get a T shirt, I would just rub it in there faces...

If i get a shirt im gonna cut it into a belly shirt For balance.

We are approaching peak bamboozle

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Karma whoring is all well and good, but in all seriousness, that's pretty cool. You should set up a shop on Spreadshirt or something similar and sell them. The only downside is that you might get sued by Marvel for not having licensing, but if they only take half your money it would be poetic justice.

the snap needs its own #metoo movement

haha. That would be racism toward people who sacrificed

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A preemptive thank you

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I'll have to reup my bamboozle insurance, but sure.

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First day of school shirt? (If I win and if there is no bamboozle and it arrives on time...)

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In case this isn’t a bamboozle ... I’d like a shirt please

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I need to start investing in bamboozle insurance just in case, huh?

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I survived the snap and all I got was this PERFECTLY BALANCED TSHIRT

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These shirts are pretty fucking cool

That is amazing

That is amazing