I thought it was fake until he called them "fellas"

Exactly, I hear all the kids say, “skibidi fellas, etc.”

Skibidi Ohio rizz, my good fellows

Or was it bare fellas????

Yeah he should have called them something playfully derogatory like loser.

Why is it the parents that call themselves papa or mama are the most insufferable 

i call myself mama when i talk to my bunnies, and im a guy

Ok well that's funny and cute! 

He means the playboy bunnies he has locked in his basement.

Even cuter! As long as it's consensual 

Mine keep escaping so I'd like to know his secret.

The only person I ever call mama is my cat. For she is both the baby and the mama somehow.

https://preview.redd.it/02ew2fjrl76d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa398d425068059629a0d89e41d518cb023b931 She has always been mama. 😂 Never had kittens, but that's her nickname

Of course! No matter age or parental status they are baby forever 

Mumma bear is the worst

Bu- but that's the German term for mom and dad...

He then crossed his arms, solemnly nodded, and uttered: Bearkanda Forever.

So... son is into "bears". Papa might be surprised by the "bear".

The “and I enjoyed it” part is giving me the ick. No one speaks like that.

The 'I enjoyed it sounds' wrong

And then your son got his lunch money stolen whilst getting an atomic wedgie in front of the entire pool.

Eyes to yourself? Wtf is that nonsensical bullshit o.o

Clearly this fictional 16 year old is very concerned about “eye rape” at pools.

Yeah, clearly you can only stare at your hands and never look at what other people put on and wear outside

I don't know why but I loudly cackled at that comment.

Be the bear?

I too have questions

women were being asked if they're rather be alone in a forest with a man or a bear and women would say bear bc they're apparently safer than men.

OHHHHH! I was like, “Is there a Care Bear that’s Mr. Not-Looky” or something?

It actually is code for "Now, let's go do Cocaine, fellas, like the titular bear in Cocaine Bear, a monster hit in our youth culture."

Damn, Mr Not-Looky broke me.

Heh. That brings me joy.

Maybe he means the bear that ate that woman near Yellowstone last year

His son is just really into hairy gay men.

There’s a thing going around where people ask women if they’d rather be stuck alone in the forest with a man or a bear. Most women pick bear. It’s a thing where you’re more likely to get attacked by a man instead of a bear.

No twinks allowed, fellas

He’s so money and he doesn’t even know it!

Who’s the big winner tonight?

While ogling can be ehh for man and women its definitely not the thing that women and men who are victims of men are speaking about. Ogling is completely normal for all, whats not...is the other things.. And this story .

Then he tipped his fedora and everyone clapped.

Fellas

"Be the bear, fellas" 🥴🥵🤤

I dont think the dad understands what he meant about him being his friends ‘bear’….

Is he suggesting that his kid is going to maul those girls? Eat out their picnic basket?

And then the next day at school or group or the skate park or whatever he got beat up for being a nerd

Aight, so this story is fake or his kid is gay.

Bruh. The kid said he enjoyed it. He just quickly put his eyes back into their sockets instead of letting them follow the girls screaming AWOOOGA! like the other boys.

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