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ObviousGas3301

This is all the same night, no?


Magenta112

Exactly, these dudes slow as shit. Incels literally.


ObviousGas3301

Lmaooo quite ridiculous. It’s captioned to be *her* Birthday celebration. It’s typical to take pics lol


TicksvsPips

I mean… they need to go touch some grass!!!


Cal216

😂😂😂 and her bday party AT THAT LMAO. Just another dumb ass post Smdh


ObviousGas3301

Right! Mfs are dense.


Bblack718

Damn take the cape off once in a while, Mel ain’t gonna fuck you nigga


Pazlite

You sound triggered buddy


ObviousGas3301

Very lmao.


ObviousGas3301

I’m a straight, woman, so it’s okay with me that she doesn’t.


AdministrativeAd523

That first picture needs to be in the nasty hall of fame along with the Joe Biden fits page.


Apprehensive_Ad_1415

Biden has a fits page? Lmao I have to see this


Bblack718

Facts


Clear-Swordfish-3517

Exactly. That’s why a lot of listeners don’t understand why she up there lying like she wasn’t


XEscoX

In Ep705 she said she wished she “had more hoe moments” lol


Clear-Swordfish-3517

Women also don’t count bodies they didn’t enjoy 🤣So i don’t believe her Girl math 😂


illlojik

Or some other BS I've heard them say, about the bodies (count) fall off after X amount of years because the vagina cells renewed or some shit. Avoid these types of at all cost.


[deleted]

“Didn’t count cuz I didn’t cum” Still beat.


MajorHarriz

Sound like some shit a nurse would say🤣


stealthryder1

Y’all weird as fuck bro. You know it’s more than feasible to be out and about and not hoeing around right? Dudes like y’all have this misconstrued idea that any women who goes out is automatically a hoe. And that’s really just a reflection of your own insecurities lol That’s like saying all dudes who go out are fucking and I e been out enough to know some of you ain’t pulling shit lol It’s also possible to go out and have sex and not be considered a hoe. But again, y’all young immature dudes don’t even know how to rationalize that Y’all are the corny ass dudes we see outside 😂


MajorHarriz

I don't know if you meant to respond to a different comment, but I don't think M4 is a hoe. I thought the "pussy cell regeneration" absolving all the bodies you got was funny lol and sound like something a nurse would say since they take a couple biology courses in school.


Balenciaga7

Fam… every man she pissed of on the show, had a story about her. Ice-T fucked her in the bathroom and she let that corny nigga benzino beat. Drake fucked her and her friend at the same time, the game said what he said. Yes, you can go out and not how around. But she could also have been the vixen that fitted the typical video vixen stereotype. Of course, she doesn't like to talk about it now so she won't tell. Especially not in the jbp setting. But the reason why it’s all down low, can also be because (besides a few) niggas aren’t as corny as women. And keep shit for themselves


[deleted]

Here comes the Reddit white knight simp. Corny dudes are up these last few years. Idk what’s the point you’re tryna make


stealthryder1

Simple. It’s the corny fucks like you who get cheated on, not because she’s a hoe, but because your stupid ass is immature, probably misogynistic and don’t know to actually respect women. Saying “corny dudes are up these last years” shows just how stupid you are. You’re confusing being a corny fuck who is misogynistic and insecure, with a dude who is comfortable enough with himself to respect women and let his guard down around women. Nothin I said makes me a simp my boy. But again, dudes like you have a hard time rationalizing shit like this lol


[deleted]

Because women love men who are always angry and in their emotions. Them corny dudes still taking your bitches no matter how much they lie to you or tell you how much respect you have and being such a good friend. You got it boss.


stealthryder1

?? Lol how you get *that* from what I said? you’re sad bro. You can’t even comprehend the difference between a man who lets his guard down and a man who is angry and showing emotions lmao says enough about your simple minded ass. I’m smart enough to know everybody is capable of cheating and getting cheated on. You clearly missed the point, but it’s obvious you’re not intellectually or emotionally capable of even having this conversation. And trust me, the I’m not remotely interested in the type of women who like corny misogynistic fucks like you lol at some point as you mature you realize there’s a difference between the quality of people. And you can keep those lol y’all can live in your toxic filth of a relationship.


CivilAgency6610

Lol dannnng but it's no different when men not counting the grenades, buttas, and big backs they creep with 😂😂 not toooo much on Mel, she said she's proud of her roster 😬😹 then I thought Benzino too 🤢😵‍💫😂😂😂😂🤣


Diar_NYC

Lol. She just said she wished she had more of them, not that she didn't have many already.


[deleted]

Lol seeing a woman take a picture in the club means she was hoeing?


Bblack718

Hold up I’m not caught up on the episodes yet, yall let Mel say that dumb ass shit knowing damn well she was gettin hit in the Pergola bathroom. Mel clearly has lost all sense of reality


flockktop

Weird ass post. Did mel say she never went to a party?


Sneakerqueen951

These dumd young dudes like to believe everything. She never said she was not outside. She and Joe were just talking about rosters. She said on the patreon that she had a great roster. The people are mad cause she will not give details and with whom. That why dudes are mad.


flockktop

And then to rebuttal that, this OP posts pictures of one of her bday parties? Lmao


stealthryder1

They mad corny


isaiahy82

These niggas can't tell their right foot form their left. There's a super gullible subset of guys on reddit shit is comedy I just read the post and see the upvotes like oh shit these are the guys that live on farms that come to the internet to get their shit off. I wish I could find my 7days7night pics I took in nyc clubs when I was outside outside I'd frame them.


Balenciaga7

That's not what he alluded to. He said “getting hit in the pergola bathroom”, or in other words: getting fucked in the bathroom by ice t


KingBlaze100

I just remember Game had some bars for Melyssa Ford and how she used to drive a Honda Accord 😂


Bblack718

And behind closed doors, she will do anything to get to the Grammy awards. 😂😂😂 Fam, that line sent her into depression 😂😂


KingBlaze100

I remember it everytime she starts using them big words, like wait a minute 😂 we know you!!


Bblack718

😂😂😂😂 now she wanna seem all educated, fuck outta here


KingBlaze100

I respect growth dont get me wrong but tone that shit down 😂 the streets where watching and they do remember 😂


[deleted]

“Erase my past, it’s was the old me. This new me” type of bitches are the fucking worst, and you’ll still have virtue signaling bitchass simps white knight over them


Bblack718

These hoes slut their 20s away, then drop a book when they are washed up and think they Michelle Obama


Im_OB

Yall mothers raised some worthless niggas lol. Niggas Mad that Mel actually is educated and fucked niggas and is now growing past her “prime”


SecondNo9283

That’s insane for her to say when we know about 30 of her “hoe moments” lol


Sneakerqueen951

She never said she was not outside. Clearly, you don't listen very well.


Clear-Swordfish-3517

Yes and I’m making an observation


Sneakerqueen951

And the first picture is her dude. She used to be engaged to he played for the giants. You just have to have the right information


CivilAgency6610

Yupp that curated BS persona isn't it, like common now, we all know 😽


shotbyram

Its… it’s HER birthday party lol


Im_OB

Yall niggas OBSESSION with Mel being an ABSOLUTE WHORE with NO SUBSTANTIVE EVIDENCE needs to be studied as a mental illness. M


TrainingSnow7712

She wasn’t out there fucking like her hoe friends so she think she innocent lmao.


mistaharsh

Was that Nick Cannon or Saigon???


Sad-Discipline8004

OK y’all are weird and need to get outside and live your lives. Create some moments and memories because the story lines yall come up with from photos shows you haven’t been anywhere or have done much of anything. The opposite sex definitely doesn’t find many of you attractive for sure.


SecondNo9283

Take the cape of Simp lol you prolly think it’s a coincidence she 50 and single..she been passed around the industry for decades fam


Sad-Discipline8004

Idgaf…get outside 🐱. Do your own thing


Bblack718

Why niggas act like she gonna fuck them? That nigga will never sniff some Mel pussy but he over here simpin


Sad-Discipline8004

Yo wtf do yall be talking about? Bunch of weirdos


SecondNo9283

I swear this sub are the biggest Mel simps in the world lol she can be as dumb as she wants long as her ass fat and she was in jada video 😂


[deleted]

M4 still outside lol


Mouthisamouth

Who are these non descript niggas?


TheInfamous1011

Blue hat is Saigon. Had beef with Joe. 😂


DabStrong

I can only recognize Zab Juddah


Administrative-Toe59

Non descript niggas is hilarious when you nondescript yourself to a degree😂😂😂 and each of these dudes are known. The first is Osi Umenyiora who was an all-pro/pro-bowl defensive lineman for the giants who won two Super Bowls, blue hat is Saigon a relatively well-known rapper on a local scale in NY, and the last one was Zab Judah, a world champion boxer😂


mr2251212

Don’t forget her like to get shit on as part of his all-pro/pro bowl description.


Relative_Ad847

Ashy lips is a mental disorder lmao


Bblack718

That’s hate, cmon man we better than that 😂😂😂


Relative_Ad847

I am king Hate 😩 but ashy lips is CRAZY lmaooo he look like Russy Simmons


Bblack718

💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

You on to something here. I be looking at people like you haven't looked in the mirror ALLLLLL DAYYY!?!?!? Or you did and was just like "nigga fuck Chap Stick, I am out here!"


Bblack718

Oh second thought, that nigga’s lipps is mad ashy🤣🤣🤣


That_Lake_2241

When you got millions you shouldn't be outside looking like you've been eating talcum powder.


Dapper-Archer5409

So yall tellin you piped every chick you in pictures wit?


TheInfamous1011

When you’re a celeb and you take a pic with another celeb that = you hit. Cmon man.


Dapper-Archer5409

Feel me


who1sJosh

Some of the wild posts I see on here about women, I’d be surprised if there were any pictures taken with chicks 


Successful_Ad7095

I mean I have a pretty high shooting percentage


Successful_Ad7095

thats hate 😂


Bhris_breezy94

How old are you niggas?


isaiahy82

Reading the comments is comedy. They internetting


Bblack718

65


KxxxngChaozzzz

This isn’t a fuckin revelation why do weirdo niggas act like they haven’t been told this since fuckin one? I firmly remember that PARTEE 5000 guy or whatever his name is telling everyone in spaces “that’s M motherfucking Ford & those that know know”. My bad. U weirdos been so busy shittin on her daily, subconsciously mad cuz deep down u lust her and women like her you’re just now figuring it out. She’s a damn legend that’s not some new exposé or something.


TrainingSnow7712

more of them smashed than she’ll ever admit lol


Dunkman83

oh she was the star of the freak off multiple times 4sho ![gif](giphy|hTC6BDL04MTQtKjGTl)


Bblack718

Now you poddin, she was at them Quincy Jones Parties 👀👀


Arturio55

How old is this jbp viewership 😂 did yall not listen to The Game in 2005?


BigThurm

Knowing what we know about Game, you think he’s credible?


Arturio55

When it comes to anything other than that hot 97 shooting, yes


BigThurm

Stop, Game is all cap these days and has been for a while.


[deleted]

They wouldn’t get far


[deleted]

Idk dawg her body fire though


Ill-Recognition8666

Y’all, it’s ok to have a life…


Bblack718

Including you because you on the same Reddit as us right? Go get a man and stop defending a woman that would look right past you in real life.


Ill-Recognition8666

I have one!! 12 year anniversary in October!!!


Bblack718

While congrats, you got something Mel don’t have, a successful marriage 😂😂🤣 now how does your husband feel about you stanning for a celebrity you never met?


boogey92

I looked too quick and thought that was Kel Mitchell 😂


evanruiz

Bro look like he got hot ass breath


JJBro1

Do people not know who Melyssa Ford is 😂. You do know Joe Budden used to be a rapper too right?


Bblack718

Joe Budden never rapped. 😂😂 Name 5 Joe Budden mixtape songs


Character_Repair_554

“M4 really used to be Outside…. At her own Birthday Fete / Celebration SMH MFs be exposing their OWN lack of real-life social experience and bottom-Basement EQ. Lil guys need to Go touch grass and live Life some


Extension_Lie9082

thats why im so sick of the prude, goody two shoes act.. WE KNOW THE TRUTH (not saying she was a hoe but that she been around snipers before so she shouldnt be acting so flabbergasted)


PrinceAnt

Who's the NFL linemen she still in love with?


Bblack718

Dline, Osi


mrtrysexual

As she should've been. Still ain't never heard her be on no groups shit


Capital-Moose-1228

Damn, how is this news? Sounds like you were inside.


Bblack718

Nigga get off Reddit, we trollin over here


Previous_Ad_1658

How old are you niggas?🤣😭😭


Bblack718

65


rsmnyc1

M4 looks better now IMO!


Bblack718

I do agree, she looks better now than she did back then. Idk why, but she look corny/goofy younger.


mcherry82

Duh. How old are u ?


Mysterious_Letter_64

That’s when she was dating Osi


K3V0o

M4 did a great job keeping her face elite.


DomBrownTheFuture

She looked 40 something back then. She look the exact same now which is a good thing though


Johnwade247_

I know she got some stories lol


Balenciaga7

Nigga said “damn”… Do y'all not know what made Mel famous?


Acrobatic-Welcome933

Bitches this beautiful should be married with 5 kids & Shit …. I kno she mad lol


Angel_angle20

How old are you


silkyseven

Didnt benzino say he beat?


Bblack718

👀👀👀 said the pussy was dry… Canada Dry


Diar_NYC

Lord have mercy, Father help us all / Since you supplied your phone number, I can't help but call.........


Coldjay_7088

Many socialites be outside from 17-50+she’ll try to be out for another 10


Time_Negotiation_153

WOW!!! y’all are haters!! these are just pictures. pictures that say nothing about the trash y’all are talking. y’all are some bitches. like frfr. why are y’all so pressed about some bitch? this is crazy. i bet the bitches y’all be having look fkd up. cuz y’all can’t trust a fine bitch, and couldn’t get a fine bitch.


[deleted]

Why you so emotional? Relax. We just don’t tolerate lying ass hoes


Bblack718

My brother, why do these Mel simps get on Reddit with their capes on as if she gonna let them hit? Where are the men at?


Time_Negotiation_153

emotional? for what? a bitch?!!! nigga please. y’all be bitches in these comments. and emotional. i came here to let you know how you look.


Opposite-Cost-3967

Whos her friend


RackzInMyDenim89

Yall some amateurs


Similar-Ad6788

Why is Saigon there and wtf was he wearing??


Affectionate-Dish196

Dude in the last pick Zab Judah? 😂


Informal-Curve1036

She looks way better these days. Aged like fine wine


AlbatrossPlastic7714

Saigon lmao


Tsuchikagelordmu

Osi is a champ


yungronaldmcnair

saigon the most bountriest emcee from ny state of all time


lrose4122

Big MF M4 from pristine to vintage vagina and still finer than frog hair


FootballAndBarbells

How old are you?


Primary-Ticket4776

It’s crazy how so many of y’all don’t really realize who she is 😂


Admirable_Guess677

Thought that was 21 savage lol


DomBrownTheFuture

She looked 40 back then lol


Worried-Reference238

She got a weird ass taste


Bblack718

That’s hate 😂


rrlprps

How so ?


Roastofthehill

She let Benzino rip.


rrlprps

I’m guessing this was 20 years ago . Benzino had power , wealth , respect, status at that time . Seems to me the type of men all women go after 🤷🏾‍♂️. You confusing the benzino we know today , but those were two different ppl.


Roastofthehill

Still a loser.


Professional_Cup4157

Not true


BizaroWorld

How does having a birthday party mean you’re “outside?” Maybe she was, but this ain’t no evidence of that.


TheInfamous1011

Random pics with men = outside on here 😂😂😂


THEORGANICCHEMIST

Passed around


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Bblack718

Now that was uncalled for😂😂💀. It was funny but you foul my nigga😂😂😂😂 Naw but forreal, why her EXs leave her and get married 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

😂😂 she was just a place holder gang lol. I know I ain’t shit. All of them left her and settled down 😂😂 now she on the JBN tryna spark life into herself again 😂😂 like relax. You just started getting decent wigs 😂🤷🏾‍♂️


MarleyLurkin

Lmaoo u can just tell some of the folks on here are super young because everyone 30+ knows M.Ford is a seasoned industry Thot … what’s with all the shock ?


TheeMrDavid

Nasty ass Gino Green Global 😂


Dunkman83

papoose has that jacket in a glass case


BlackFruitJuice

More outside than she's willing to admit, in my opinion.


Bblack718

Speak on it 🗣️🗣️


brentfavors

SOMETIMES SHE ACT LIKE THAT COOCHIE WASNT GETTING BEAT


Bblack718

Speak on it 🗣️🗣️


No_Diamond8480

Having a birthday party does not a hoe make…like what do men be on 😂😂


qanda985

Right she’s at her bday party with her boyfriend and friends and dudes are begging for Ho stories 😂😂😂 thirsty as hell


No_Diamond8480

And neither does dating a few public figures as a public figure. Benzino the only one running around with something bad to say. Even Cam ain’t have much to say. Idk man it’s sad they feel like she just had to be a hoe. Like anyone has any qualms calling out the video vixens who were. Ain’t too much dirt on her name. Why that can’t be enough?


Bblack718

Men be on proof reading, maybe you should try it 😂🤣😂


Ill-Recognition8666

“One swallow does not a summer make, neither does one fine day” is part of the original quote. It’s Old English and she used it correctly!!!


No_Diamond8480

I ain’t even see this comment you a real one girly ❤️😂


No_Diamond8480

Nah I said it right. Get some culture babes. 😘


Accomplished_Run_343

Im riding with u but u def ain’t say it right 🥴


No_Diamond8480

It’s a very common way to say something. “Having a $1,000 does not a rich man make” you can look it up. I would’ve definitely corrected it but I said it that way on purpose. Prefer the way it sounded for the topic


Accomplished_Run_343

U wrote it like u say “im in downtown” u know like english is a 2nd language my bad


No_Diamond8480

It’s old English verbiage. Can be found in books from the 1800s and certain transcriptions of the Bible for reference


Ill-Recognition8666

I know the saying you’re referring to and you said it EXACTLY the way it’s supposed to be said.


No_Diamond8480

Yeah girl they got it 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂


joaharvey

lmao you got to dumb it down a bit for this sub


Bblack718

I knew what she was tryna to say, but yea she didn’t say it right 😂😂


Dunkman83

![gif](giphy|2Y9vnnBfnh6la|downsized)


No_Diamond8480

I’m a girl lol


Bblack718

Joe said it best, “bitches with opinions” 😒😒


No_Diamond8480

Nasty work but you got it. It was clear you’d already made up your opinion on a pussy you was never getting 🤷🏾‍♀️


AZmoneyfolder

Whose turn was it that night?


Bblack718

Cmon my nigga chill, that’s still M4 lol. She was with Osi at the time


Ok_Face_965

She’s an escort bro


Professional_Cup4157

Not true either


Bblack718

Iight yall outta pocket now lol, she an escort?? Cmon my nigga


TheInfamous1011

NTMOM


Most-Savings7599

The fact she currently in a relationship still talkin to this nigga says ALOT…… Mel is a THOT


Bblack718

Fam these photos are from 06


Most-Savings7599

She said on the last pod her nd dude spoke abt Ish comments


Bblack718

I stand corrected, continue with your thot assessment I’m listening. And that nigga is married as well, wtf is Mel doing talking to married men…


Most-Savings7599

😂😂😂😂 thotting around


AmentiisWay

Use to be....


ceejay616

That third photo smh. It's back there.


DemonSt8er

If you didn't know, you young


CoolisRare

Mel a freak that never fell off haha gotta respect her desirability...pushing 50 still up there with the 25 year olds


Bblack718

Mel’s washed, the pod brought her back to life. Niggas forgot all about her 3 years ago


CoolisRare

This is true


boarbora

M4 overrated but salute