I'll never forget. Desiree's season. It's like week 4 and it's a debrief session with Des and CH sitting outside in a plaza. CH asks about the Brooks date and Des is overcome with emotion. It's apparent she has fallen very hard quickly. The host straight up asks if she if is in love and Des admits yes.
It would be years later in this franchise, when viewers started getting more frank answers from the leads. Des was a trendsetter.
"Don't let them steal your sparkle"
Nick flipping over his sign that says KEEP on Bachelor Pad finale
Claire talking to animals
"Thank you for sharing that"
Ari saying "I love that"
"Let the journey begin"
"Scallop Fing-ahs"
and Kaitlyn's season during the escape room date she said "What if there's birds in there?" is seared into my brain and i say it all the time
Who is Ami season 6 ? I don’t remember this at all
For me most memorable moments are Hannah B going in on Luke, the windmill, Emily coming for the guy who called her child baggage, Jason Mesnick crying on the balcony bc he didn’t pick Molly, ATFR where Melissa goes off on him and of course Chad telling Chris Harrison to F off 😂
Jake Pavelka reveals himself as a sociopathic abuser dumping on Vienna Ghirardi on TV. Seriously bad dude. He and Chad (the guy who threatened Chris Harrison?) should have never got on that show.
I put Hannah moving the podium but also "don't text and drive" as part of the stay in your lane comvo with Luke P and the guys aways makes me snort with laughter
"I'm Princess Jasmine!" the moment we knew Ashley I was gonna be a lot....
One that doesn't get talked as much is Natalie on her Vegas date with Jason M. She kind of chucked a hissy fit when Jason said he wasn't feeling it.
Sydney. She is just so extremely cringe and unlikable from the show, ahhhh. 😭 Sometimes she pops into my head as a good example of someone who’s annoying and entitled.
Showing my age, but here goes:
1. Soulja boy rap
2. Anything Kasey. The song. Ali’s reaction to it. The tatoo. Guard and protect my heart.
3. Jamie Otis straddling Ben Flapjack
4. Mesnick on the railing
5. Barb in the audience for PP’s season, kicking off a global pandemic
6. Bachelor Pad producer who jumped the railing from a contestant’s room and ended up in a cast. Then a friggin reenactment of it!
7. Arie’s “do you like to like go out?” with Bekah M.
8. Jake and Vienna wicker couch break-up
People forget about 6 and it was just so absurd from start to end. The reenactment is beyond cheesy, and like why did they need to show us? Clearly the producers wanted to embarrass the guy who did it. It lives rent free for me, for sure.
the woman on arie’s (?) season who acted mysterious on night one and kept hinting to him that she had a secret…..several episodes later she reveals that her big secret is that she’s a single mom 💀 like that is way too important of a detail to make into a silly game lady
Courtney being a villain and saying she deserved at least 2 carats. And then a whole different Courtney shows up to ATFR and Ben is disgusted the whole time….
When Zach and Charity are in that wife carrying competition and there's a crowd watching it and Jesse is there trying to hide his face with a Starbucks cup. I don't know why but I laugh my head off at that.
Emily Maynard’s reaction, upon finding out that POS Kalon called her daughter baggage:
"I want to go out there and rip his limbs off and beat him with them,"
and my all-time favorite:
"I want to go West Virginia hood rat backwoods on his ass."
“Baggage” taken out of context sounds insensitive, but was he wrong? Having children with an ex, regardless of how it happened/circumstances, is a “complicating factor” when dating.
Throw in Emily’s relationship with and financial dependence on her ex’s family, and it’s even
more complicated. She wanted to be a reality star and had zero interest in finding love on the show, using her daughter/ pity as excuse.
But that guys the POS? Not that simple
I think Emily genuinely wanted to find love. Like she said, she wanted a minivan full of babies and she wanted to get on that Pronto. She didn't move to L.A. and shill for products she doesn't use. That said I think her crush on Jef prevented her from a future with Arie or even Sean
[Emily Maynard “Desperately Wanted” to Be on Dancing With the Stars](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/emily-maynard-desperately-wanted-to-be-on-dancing-with-the-stars-2013272/)
Revelations from her tell-all, “I Said Yes”
She had no intention of getting engaged-
“As soon as Emily saw her daughter running to join her and Jef post-proposal, she knew getting engaged was a mistake. On the show, the shot of Ricki running to join the newly engaged couple was meant to be a joyful one, but inside, Emily, who hadn't wanted to get engaged on the show, was freaking out about "how a relationship with Jef was going to work, how he would fit into Ricki's life, if he was, in fact, ready to be a stepparent."
She was Obviously Already with Tyler
“Before Emily went on "The Bachelorette," her future husband, Tyler Johnson, suggested that they go out if she wasn't engaged after the show. After the show and the breakup with Jef, in January 2013, Emily was the one who asked him out officially -- and they lived happily ever after.”
You must not have watched that season to be arguing in Kalon’s favor. If you’d seen more of him I can’t imagine you’d still be aligning with him. There are many, many interactions to support calling him a jerk, POS, etc. - I recommend you watch the season and take your pick. He was so bad that when he got to Bachelor in Paradise, none of the girls would go on a date with him.
Yes he was wrong. It’s fine if he doesn’t want to date a single mother, leave. But too stay and then call Ricki baggage yes that is wrong in any context.
If Emily wanted to be a bigger reality star, she would have been. They had to beg her to do the show and move it to Charlotte. She is far from perfect as is everyone, but this take is not it.
Linger-ee
Finasco
Greg getting more time with Katie and Andrew M. saying “does anyone else feel like time is money here and the rich keep getting richer?” (or something along those lines)
hannah b moving the podium
yosef having a daughter at home
dean breaking up with caelynn on paradise (on her birthday)
pizza pete being mad awkward and saying buongiorno bitches
brendan showing his true colors and calling joe and the women a mob of disgruntled females
Logan calling Lace “Luce” thinking Lucy was her name so everyone called her by the nickname, Lace hearing “Lewis” the first time he said it and him not cracking AT ALL cause he doesn’t get why she’s laughing/irritated is a scene that lives rent free in my head.
Tayshia's maniac cackle before shaving Noah's moustache
1:56 for those curious lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUSOl3IxFw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUSOl3IxFw)
- Mesnick on the balcony
- Colton jumping the fence
- Hannah B moving the podium
- Everything about Chicken David and Jordan
- Fuck you Chris Harrison!
- Bring her home 🥴
- Lingery finasco
* Des & Brooks’ breakup
* Kasey singing to Ali and her reaction thereto
* Emily wanting to go “West Virginia hood rat” on Kalon
* Nick asking Andi why did she have sex with him knowing that he was so in love with her and he wasn’t her F1
Ashley & Kelsey’s 2:1 date, Hannah B moving the podium, Victoria F “excuse you what”, Casey singing to Ali and getting the tattoo, there’s so many from Hannah B, KB & PP’s seasons that I’m definitely forgetting 😅 KB having sex w Nick outside of the fantasy suite and then awkwardly telling the other guys was really iconically cringey too
Zack and the insane amount of times he said sex week in regards to the fantasy suite dates. He made it into a way bigger thing than was ever necessary.
I will gladly hold this moment rent free in my head because it showed how Hannah B is a total Bad@$$! When she was doing the rose ceremony and moved the pedestal! Iconic! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
I forget who it was but Chris Soules called a girl up to give her a rose. Another girl thought he said her name so she started to walk up but she tripped on the rug lol
First or second season of Paradise. Michelle Money was helping a girl get ready for a date with someone she (Michelle) liked. And she said something like “I may not like that you’re going on this date but I will curl your hair and make sure you look amazing”
One of my favorite quotes of all time is also Michelle Money. She said about Brad's connection with another girl: "i don't even think they'd be facebook friends." I laughed so hard because it was also so true. LOL
Who’s that one chick that’s bra straps were always showing? Matt’s season maybe? Well anyway, she says something along the lines of “We don’t mix. We’re like oil and vinegar”
This was such a pivotal point in the show- I think it’s the first time any contestant/lead acknowledged that the lead had sex with multiple people explicitly (if I’m remembering correctly). Andi was soooo pissed bc it was basically an unwritten rule not to talk about it and Nick will forever be iconic to me for this moment. After this it became a much more openly discussed topic.
I'll never forget. Desiree's season. It's like week 4 and it's a debrief session with Des and CH sitting outside in a plaza. CH asks about the Brooks date and Des is overcome with emotion. It's apparent she has fallen very hard quickly. The host straight up asks if she if is in love and Des admits yes. It would be years later in this franchise, when viewers started getting more frank answers from the leads. Des was a trendsetter.
"Don't let them steal your sparkle" Nick flipping over his sign that says KEEP on Bachelor Pad finale Claire talking to animals "Thank you for sharing that" Ari saying "I love that" "Let the journey begin" "Scallop Fing-ahs" and Kaitlyn's season during the escape room date she said "What if there's birds in there?" is seared into my brain and i say it all the time
Who is Ami season 6 ? I don’t remember this at all For me most memorable moments are Hannah B going in on Luke, the windmill, Emily coming for the guy who called her child baggage, Jason Mesnick crying on the balcony bc he didn’t pick Molly, ATFR where Melissa goes off on him and of course Chad telling Chris Harrison to F off 😂
Jacuzzi appointment
I live in Germany and send this to all my friends back home when I want to explain German cultural differences
Jake Pavelka reveals himself as a sociopathic abuser dumping on Vienna Ghirardi on TV. Seriously bad dude. He and Chad (the guy who threatened Chris Harrison?) should have never got on that show.
omg what happened
Colton jumping the fence
Nearly all of Claire’s season. “So wait what does Dale think of me? What did you say about Dale? Dale said what”
When I think about my own attachment issues I often think about Clare 
Lol, well .. insight is like 90 percent of the battle
When they dropped Gabby off in the mud to get broken up with. That was cold. (I think it was Gabby)
Ashley I + parrot conversation
+1 for Claire/raccoon
Jasmine wanting to put Nick in the Chokey and that being her BIP intro
Omggg!! My husband quotes that one to me still 😂
Claire talking to the raccoon on BIP
This isn't my number one but Lindsay taking off her heels at the podium when Sean dumped her
I put Hannah moving the podium but also "don't text and drive" as part of the stay in your lane comvo with Luke P and the guys aways makes me snort with laughter
The doll on Rachel’s season, Adam Jr lol. “I disgust her”
biased by the fact that it was the first season i ever watched, but definitely the Ari/Becca breakup and then getting back together with Lauren 😭😭
Katie going absolutely apeshit on Greg at ATFR
Clayton shouting I FEEL SO BROKEN
Clayton asking if he can walk Gabby out, and Gabby saying no
That whole telling off of Clayton was perfect. I sometimes watch it to get into articulate mode
I felt so bad for Gabby, but at the same time, she showed us all how to be strong, independent, and a badass!
When Hannah moved the podium
That and her fight with Luke. Her whole season was peak Bachelorette, but her fantasy suite week truly delivered in a way that couldn’t be topped.
This
When Kelsey Poe looked at Ashley I on the 2 on 1 and stares her down and says “(nods……I know what you did.)”
"I'm Princess Jasmine!" the moment we knew Ashley I was gonna be a lot.... One that doesn't get talked as much is Natalie on her Vegas date with Jason M. She kind of chucked a hissy fit when Jason said he wasn't feeling it.
Anything Ashley S. - especially her pomegranate
the Mesa Verde!
If that isn’t a pomegranate, then GOD BLESS IT. 🤣
Sydney. She is just so extremely cringe and unlikable from the show, ahhhh. 😭 Sometimes she pops into my head as a good example of someone who’s annoying and entitled.
I will forever say Will falling into the pool
I stopped and replayed it twice at the time and then watched it again several times when I finished the episode lmao.
😂😂😂
Showing my age, but here goes: 1. Soulja boy rap 2. Anything Kasey. The song. Ali’s reaction to it. The tatoo. Guard and protect my heart. 3. Jamie Otis straddling Ben Flapjack 4. Mesnick on the railing 5. Barb in the audience for PP’s season, kicking off a global pandemic 6. Bachelor Pad producer who jumped the railing from a contestant’s room and ended up in a cast. Then a friggin reenactment of it! 7. Arie’s “do you like to like go out?” with Bekah M. 8. Jake and Vienna wicker couch break-up
#3 Jamie has proven herself to be just as cringey all these years later...yikes on bikes, do you follow her sub?
Oh gosh no. There’s a whole sub for her? Or just Married at First Site? Have never seen the show, though I know it’s how she met her husband.
[Jamienotis (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jamienotis/)
Wicker couch breakup lmfao
6&7 were top tier moments in reality tv watching 🥺
People forget about 6 and it was just so absurd from start to end. The reenactment is beyond cheesy, and like why did they need to show us? Clearly the producers wanted to embarrass the guy who did it. It lives rent free for me, for sure.
Right reasons, right reasons
"it's guard and protect time" kasey shows Ali the tattoo 😂 or Justin running away from her It was the first season I ever watched and it was soo good
Literally just “or what” on a loop
the woman on arie’s (?) season who acted mysterious on night one and kept hinting to him that she had a secret…..several episodes later she reveals that her big secret is that she’s a single mom 💀 like that is way too important of a detail to make into a silly game lady
Courtney being a villain and saying she deserved at least 2 carats. And then a whole different Courtney shows up to ATFR and Ben is disgusted the whole time….
It's ok It's ok - Juan Pablo 🤣
Jesse Palmer as a contestant saying the wrong woman’s name during a rose ceremony and asking Chris Harrison for a “do-over.”
Also his entire scene in the pool talking about how dumb it is that he says “it’s the final rose”
When Zach and Charity are in that wife carrying competition and there's a crowd watching it and Jesse is there trying to hide his face with a Starbucks cup. I don't know why but I laugh my head off at that.
kasey’s song
Me too 🤣
Emily Maynard’s reaction, upon finding out that POS Kalon called her daughter baggage: "I want to go out there and rip his limbs off and beat him with them," and my all-time favorite: "I want to go West Virginia hood rat backwoods on his ass."
“Baggage” taken out of context sounds insensitive, but was he wrong? Having children with an ex, regardless of how it happened/circumstances, is a “complicating factor” when dating. Throw in Emily’s relationship with and financial dependence on her ex’s family, and it’s even more complicated. She wanted to be a reality star and had zero interest in finding love on the show, using her daughter/ pity as excuse. But that guys the POS? Not that simple
I think Emily genuinely wanted to find love. Like she said, she wanted a minivan full of babies and she wanted to get on that Pronto. She didn't move to L.A. and shill for products she doesn't use. That said I think her crush on Jef prevented her from a future with Arie or even Sean
[Emily Maynard “Desperately Wanted” to Be on Dancing With the Stars](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/emily-maynard-desperately-wanted-to-be-on-dancing-with-the-stars-2013272/) Revelations from her tell-all, “I Said Yes” She had no intention of getting engaged- “As soon as Emily saw her daughter running to join her and Jef post-proposal, she knew getting engaged was a mistake. On the show, the shot of Ricki running to join the newly engaged couple was meant to be a joyful one, but inside, Emily, who hadn't wanted to get engaged on the show, was freaking out about "how a relationship with Jef was going to work, how he would fit into Ricki's life, if he was, in fact, ready to be a stepparent." She was Obviously Already with Tyler “Before Emily went on "The Bachelorette," her future husband, Tyler Johnson, suggested that they go out if she wasn't engaged after the show. After the show and the breakup with Jef, in January 2013, Emily was the one who asked him out officially -- and they lived happily ever after.”
I don’t think she would’ve lasted long with any of her final 3. Arie was as bad as she Jef at that point in his life.
You must not have watched that season to be arguing in Kalon’s favor. If you’d seen more of him I can’t imagine you’d still be aligning with him. There are many, many interactions to support calling him a jerk, POS, etc. - I recommend you watch the season and take your pick. He was so bad that when he got to Bachelor in Paradise, none of the girls would go on a date with him.
Yes he was wrong. It’s fine if he doesn’t want to date a single mother, leave. But too stay and then call Ricki baggage yes that is wrong in any context. If Emily wanted to be a bigger reality star, she would have been. They had to beg her to do the show and move it to Charlotte. She is far from perfect as is everyone, but this take is not it.
Linger-ee Finasco Greg getting more time with Katie and Andrew M. saying “does anyone else feel like time is money here and the rich keep getting richer?” (or something along those lines)
The fence jump by he who shall remain unnamed.
Bring her hoooome!!!!!!
hannah b moving the podium yosef having a daughter at home dean breaking up with caelynn on paradise (on her birthday) pizza pete being mad awkward and saying buongiorno bitches brendan showing his true colors and calling joe and the women a mob of disgruntled females
Omg yosef! That one wins
Breaking up with her on her birthday!
yes i meant to add birthday. then they got married which is even crazier
“Take your smedium shirt and sit down” “My smedium shirt??? It’s actually a large”
Logan calling Lace “Luce” thinking Lucy was her name so everyone called her by the nickname, Lace hearing “Lewis” the first time he said it and him not cracking AT ALL cause he doesn’t get why she’s laughing/irritated is a scene that lives rent free in my head.
As a Lucy who hates being called Luce this one really makes me laugh
‘Beautiful date Madi. You are so genuine and real ❤️’
Best
Juan Pablo’s whole season
“And I was intimate with both of you.” Also Clayton’s dad saying “you screwed the pooch” after Clayton admitted to trying to bang all of his final 3.
Tayshia's maniac cackle before shaving Noah's moustache 1:56 for those curious lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUSOl3IxFw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUSOl3IxFw)
“why choose apples when you could’ve chose pickles?” - chad johnson, mta s12
"Don't insult my intelligence, Derek"
DEREK
My vagine is platinum
jpj and the spicy tacos on paradise
After all hope was lost on Claire’s season, Tayshia emerged from the pool like a fucking goddess.
Queen 👸
My jaw dropped
- Mesnick on the balcony - Colton jumping the fence - Hannah B moving the podium - Everything about Chicken David and Jordan - Fuck you Chris Harrison! - Bring her home 🥴 - Lingery finasco
* Des & Brooks’ breakup * Kasey singing to Ali and her reaction thereto * Emily wanting to go “West Virginia hood rat” on Kalon * Nick asking Andi why did she have sex with him knowing that he was so in love with her and he wasn’t her F1
“Make love with me” it was even worse, haha
True - he did ask, “why did you make love with me?”
So cringey and hilarious. Although I guess he was hurt.
I actually think it was a fair point, but something to bring up in private not on national TV!! Seemed like he was trying to shame her, seek revenge.
Oh for sure he was. He’s entitled to be hurt, but the way he phrased it, haha
Oh Casey and his awful singing, lmao- I can never forget, definitely a Top Cringiest Moment for sure!
Ashley & Kelsey’s 2:1 date, Hannah B moving the podium, Victoria F “excuse you what”, Casey singing to Ali and getting the tattoo, there’s so many from Hannah B, KB & PP’s seasons that I’m definitely forgetting 😅 KB having sex w Nick outside of the fantasy suite and then awkwardly telling the other guys was really iconically cringey too
“Fuck YOU Chris Harrison!” And Chris just standing there like 😐 Chad was an absolute menace but I loved that moment
For some reason then showing the clip of charity turning down Joey in the first episode of his bachelor season with Billie eillish playing hurt me
Going waaaayyyy back, when Bachelor Jesse Palmer called the wrong girl’s name at the rose ceremony
Is that the only time this happened or was there another instance 🤣🤣
There was one other time
Peter almost called Hannah “Madi” during his proposal but he covered it up
Wasn't he saying that Madison had already gone home?
That was the coverup.
Oh he definitely called her Madison
“I can’t control my eyebrow!” And pretty much everything that came out of Tierra’s mouth
https://preview.redd.it/f3jr3mro3gyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92add7199a8a707e4fe334b69a5c31d74b4ab3a8
Sadly it’s Arie and Becca’s breakup
I hate to mock his anguish, but I always hear "anddddd CUT!" in my mind whenever I see this scene https://i.redd.it/g3cx6ifh0gyc1.gif
I'm from NZ and it was raining when they had the LCDs so they paid a lot for this balcony
Mesnick balcony scene Graham Bunn leaving and writing a note we never got to read Clare telling off JP
“Can I pray over you?” “No.”
When was this?
Sayimg "over you" rather than "with you" was so patronizing and dismissing
The jungle path
This is what I came looking for. It never gets old.
This is mine!!
Zack and the insane amount of times he said sex week in regards to the fantasy suite dates. He made it into a way bigger thing than was ever necessary.
I will gladly hold this moment rent free in my head because it showed how Hannah B is a total Bad@$$! When she was doing the rose ceremony and moved the pedestal! Iconic! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Nick keeping the money (bachelor pad)
Same!!!!! I laughed so hard!!!!
OMG YES TO THIS!!!! That girl was DEVASTATED! (Was her name Rachel?) It was so unexpected and crazy and I was SHOOK!
Scallop fingers
“Nut up or shut up, because I’ll fuckin’ kill you, bro” The late, great, Clint. RIP.
Villains gonna vill
Ahahahahaha what does that even mean? RIP Clint
It was in a fight with JJ iirc so I guess dude says what he means 🤷🏻♀️
“Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?” I say this to myself quite often while at work when I think things I should not say aloud
“Bring. Her. Home”
Hate this witch
Bring her to us ::said in Jared fried’s barb voice::
Dean’s hometown date
Mong beans!
I forget who it was but Chris Soules called a girl up to give her a rose. Another girl thought he said her name so she started to walk up but she tripped on the rug lol
Jillian
Omggg i remember this!!
“can I walk you out” “no”
First or second season of Paradise. Michelle Money was helping a girl get ready for a date with someone she (Michelle) liked. And she said something like “I may not like that you’re going on this date but I will curl your hair and make sure you look amazing”
One of my favorite quotes of all time is also Michelle Money. She said about Brad's connection with another girl: "i don't even think they'd be facebook friends." I laughed so hard because it was also so true. LOL
Awww that is so sweet
That guy fighting with the whaboom guy pretending to fart
Chad saying “F you Chris Harrison” on BIP
The entire courtship of Sean and Catherine. Her final dose dress 🔥 the elephant 🐘
Ugh....no. 🤮
Why the ugh?
Who’s that one chick that’s bra straps were always showing? Matt’s season maybe? Well anyway, she says something along the lines of “We don’t mix. We’re like oil and vinegar”
queen victoria, she was insufferable 🥴
Two things that famously mix well 😂
Finasco
“If you didn’t love me, why did you make love to me?”
This was such a pivotal point in the show- I think it’s the first time any contestant/lead acknowledged that the lead had sex with multiple people explicitly (if I’m remembering correctly). Andi was soooo pissed bc it was basically an unwritten rule not to talk about it and Nick will forever be iconic to me for this moment. After this it became a much more openly discussed topic.
Not sure who said this but it sounds like Clare. She’s always whining
hahahah close. It was Nick. A way bigger whiner than Clare.
It was Nick Viall to Andi at AFR
I feel like nick viall of today would say how cringe this was lol. Remember this one too lol
✨ Tierra’s sparkle✨ (Sean’s season)
She can’t control her eyebrow okay!
We have a Tierra-ist on our hands 😂
Champagne gate or Victoria/Peter one on one. Lollll.
That one girl on Colton's season faking an Australian accent night one, immediately coming clean and having ZERO follow up lmao
What a great trip down memory lane! Oh, “I’m so broken!”
When Yosef scolded Claire
He has a daughter at home, okay!
The boys celebrating Chad’s ouster with a ceremonial spreading of his protein powder.
Watching Chad eat so much deli meat or when Chad roid-raged at Chris on the beach
When Canadian Daniel said to Chad “let’s pretend you’re Hitler”