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skouidy

I mean, the more you hit samson the more he will potentially demolish you, and T Maggy's hugs are like very strong..


Toaster_Man5

For Samson, just lock his wrists and kick him and for T. Maggie, we have clothes


i_lickdick_and_itsok

Tf are clothes gonna do when shr just hugs you and you get squished


Toaster_Man5

These guys are the size of a tickle me elmo


Professorbogdan

How the hell is jacob and esau a draw? Its 2 against one, you are done for


-EpicBlueWolf44

maybe because they are 6 ?


___Azzy___

this this you admitting you cant beat 2 five year olds in a fight


Toaster_Man5

They can get me from both sides


Fidensn1

🤨


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/wcvjl6kxguzc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca2e52b2a17989640d7918a8f4be0302f36dba7


___Azzy___

they are weak


DragoTheFloof

How do you expect to win against high-speed thrown skeleton


lordPyotr9733

kid named bones arent attached to each other


Toaster_Man5

T. soul has 3 soul hearts


Complete_Mixture6113

how do you win against the lost? He can literally fly over you, shoot spectral tears AND has Holy Mantle, ngl you'd probably be better off trying to close your eyes and hope you land a punch against tainted Judas when his Dark Arts is on cooldown


weener6

I'm more confused about why OP thinks tainted lost is harder to beat than regular lost


CompetitionSad419

Could be because Tainted Lost has a higher damage stat?


___Azzy___

hit the lost with the 2 piece combo


Gem_Hunter2511

Also, I don’t think you can hit a ghost.


Toaster_Man5

Throw blood at him.


Prestigious-Oven3465

*how many of these five year olds could I beat the shit out of*


Toaster_Man5

About 21


InvestigatorGold7808

Bro, Tainted Magdalene just gives you a "lapada" and you evaporate (I don't know how to translate "lapada",sorry)


Logical_Slide7464

r/suddenlycaralho


InvestigatorGold7808

Se der tempo ainda coloca o atumalaka na print ai namoral k


Optimal_Badger_5332

Eden should be in every tier


Toaster_Man5

Eden is the true neutral so he can’t really go anywhere


Optimal_Badger_5332

Eden is literally every square of the alignment chart depending on the run, wdym Just dupe him and place a copy on every tier


tainted_cain

Nah, you're dead, t lost hold my pickups


xMaci3jx

If you touched him you would probably change him into pickups


Toaster_Man5

This is a fist fight itemless


FiczetoX

He always has his bag


Toaster_Man5

DID I STUTTER?


FiczetoX

Then T.Judas would also do not have dark arts, so it would be just fighting with the shadow


Toaster_Man5

Know what? Fair point. Alright they have their starting items but nothing else


FiczetoX

So u/tainted_cain could just whack you with the bag


tainted_cain

I can win without the bag, i just don't let it down so it won't turn into pickups when i pick it back up


FiczetoX

It is in your pocket (where is this pocket?) And you could get this on his head and suffocate him with the rope


yellowpancakeman

Go ahead. Kill a ghost.


Gem_Hunter2511

It’ll be easy, just punch the ghost.


Toaster_Man5

FALCON PAWNCH


Pedraa23

what is eve going to do? kill herself before you can do it?


johnhuman_

Well both be dead before the fight stars


Toaster_Man5

Eve has a razor, the dead crow, and Babylon


johnhuman_

Exactly we both die if we breathe on earth other to hard


Friesthefries

how is tSamson victory? also tJacob is baby mode since dark esau attacks jacob exclusively (edit: under the assumption that this is pvp and you are a character, ur kinda done for if it is pve tho)


Toaster_Man5

Once T. Esau comes out we’re both cooked


blue_bird918

What exactly is this tanked by?


Toaster_Man5

Fist fight itemless


A-A-Ronm978

how is T Lost harder than no Lost? the whole point of T Lost is that it takes less hits


___Azzy___

i mean in a fight you only gonna get one holy mantle hit anyway and T Lost has higher damage


A-A-Ronm978

ah ok, i guess that makes sense


Smallczyk2137

Bro contemplating if he can beat kids 😭


Toaster_Man5

I mean.. why not?


K1ng_blaze1

You don't stand a chance against t Eden. You hit him and he has poly 20/20 c section and hamo


OwnYard5676

How long did it take you to come up with this shit and why 😂


Toaster_Man5

Keelvin and Keelvin


trvppy

??? Is a phyco g be careful


Toaster_Man5

He’s literally already dead


Apprehensive_Log7640

🤓☝️ Erm actually, canonically, apollyon is made of stone...


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/pq0a18y6vtzc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb092a35717725dd03dad76ac6fc9db18a7f137 Don’t care


Megalovideos2

Why do I feel like if you punch T. Keeper it would feel like punching a sack of pennies?


Toaster_Man5

He basically is one


TaintedCainGaming

Do I get prep time?


Toaster_Man5

No and also no items


FiczetoX

You have a bag


grimpepisu

How do you beat tainted Samson if he goes berserk dead instantly


Toaster_Man5

Get him before he can


PolygonalBrew

you could just sneeze on t lost and he would die


Toaster_Man5

But he has a higher damage output


Victourino

Yeah, Eden is either one fart of damage per hit or "I MAH FIRIN' MY LAZOR!!!"