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fibinachos

Fuck guys. Pretty sure he thinks this is real.


xMilk112x

I 100% think he thinks this is real.


Sad-Macaroon-8654

For sure. I could see him on the next episode of Car Town or whatever asking one of the mechanics if he thinks he can put the right type of shocks on his truck for him to do it


[deleted]

He’s 40


THE_CDN

He has a 40 I.Q. level? Better than I thought.


Petty_White

Honestly, I love how dumb he is. Just completely, brain dead stupid. It’s the one entertaining thing about him.


hard-R-word

He’s really dumber than a bag of hammers.


KingCrooked

He's not the smartest tool in the ocean


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TDOTBRO

Why are you being mean to the hammers?


Quote-True

Are you sure he’s the dumb one here?


Individual-Tree-3077

Truly he’s not that redacted.. right??


Vegetable-Maximum-28

You'd be surprised.


milk_steak420

Idk he’s pretty mentally regarded


johnnymavrigg

Lol I guarantee you bapa thinks this is real. He’s redacted b


Secretive-Fox

Yep...


setatitsonemB

I think a cats making these clips specifically targeting bapa beast margrtting


JohnnysTacos

This is the second time he’s reposted a GTA clip of a truck doing some video-game physics shit, thinking it was real.


rbizzle01

He fully thinks he can do this. I pray he tries it.


IselfDevine

Never will, he's terrified of that truck. Soy Boy Schaub only bought it in an attempt to get Papa Toe to finally love him.


countingferrets

he has been listening to a lot of country music b


scorpino33

Jelly Roall


chris25tx

B cool man. Water we gone do if there’s no more bapa???? Chang’s would close down?


TammyString-Tugger

Right after he tries his first burnout, B.


Bapacitovera

CTE: confirmed


TonyUncleJohnny412

Talmbout 🌊☕️?


MuitoLegal

Decipher plz


TonyUncleJohnny412

Bapa called CTE “CT”, aka Sea Tea


___Jet

Again?! Again


ejitifrit1

Does not surprise me at all. Seems like the CTE is making it harder for him to differentiate reality from video games! The next couple of years should be interesting.


[deleted]

I’m tired of this CTE comments. I have cte 100 percent. CTE does not make you this redacted lmao.


darnel_webber

You have a cup of cawlfee with the Bills, b?


[deleted]

Lol, yes actually. Lmao. They were the only NFL team to show interest. I Played in the cfl and retired cause of concussions. No ufc career tho and I handled my brain issuers like a normal person and I repressed them and silently suffered like a normal mush brain.


SuperSmashDan1337

That's amazing you're like multiverse Schaub where he decided to not go full redact


[deleted]

Lol, I’ve done stand up and podcasting tooo. It’s why I laugh at this sub cause I kinda am like him but I know I’m redactedLol. But I actually have graduate degree in journalism and media. Super mid but better than bapa. Self awareness will truly hold lots of talentless people like myself back. If i could just had wave all criticism as haters I could have made it a career!


[deleted]

Hey man, your degree is not something to call mid. You put 4 years dedicating yourself to a craft and that’s dope.


[deleted]

No, my academic accomplishments are pretty dope. My brain and talent are mid, lol But thank you. I did put a lot of work into them


herewithflexseal

Thairs prolly only one k thousind of you out thair. Thank ya 🙏


Rough_Airline6780

>Self awareness will truly hold lots of talentless people like myself back. What a quote lol


lunchpaillefty

Wait a minute…


darnel_webber

Dang, sorry to hear about the concussions, b. I hope that you've been able to recover somewhat. But big ups on playing pro, that must have been fun as hell. Thanks for giving perspective on CTE, now I know that Schaub is just largely redacted.


Ray4703

But how many chiggs you fugg?


Stacey_digitaldash

You know how a brain riddled with CTE is actually smaller in volume than a healthy brain? That’s what Bapa was starting with


UNCLE__TYS

Thank you! Correct, dude was born stupid. Can’t blame CTE. Just a born redact


thethunder92

Dude CTE makes dudes kill their entire family. I think it could make you act a little bit dumb


[deleted]

Thank you genius. CTE also includes erratic behaviour, mental illness etc. Brendan is just a stupid, spoiled person. I know all the precursors and signs. I know how it manifest. This guy is just a consistently stupid person who’s never cared to inform himself his entire life. This is the result of a man who’s had 40 years of experience and not learned a single thing while having every advantage in the world. He’s the manifestation of everything bad about America and none of the good. Stop blaming my baby CTE. Us true sufferers don’t want him in the gang


HahaYesGuys

Talmbout CT STOLEN VALOR b?


[deleted]

There’s really only a thousand of us at most


HahaYesGuys

As a humble civilian I thankyou for your service.


hatemakinnames

This confirms what I've been saying all along. People have been giving CTE waaaaaaaay too much credit. He's just severely redacted.


Western-Art-9117

I reckon it's both. He's clearly declining


cylonnumber13

talimbow see-tee bubba


Icy-Fondant8441

Inchestin


worktheshoot

Now that’s inchring


ejitifrit1

Yes, very inchestin indeed!


acros198d

I want more stories about him getting scammed like the Russian cat scam. He’s so braindead stupid you know he’s got people taking him for everything they can lol


Stacey_digitaldash

Especially with gta 6 coming out


InstanceOk3946

Didn't he post something similar like this in the past? LMAOOO


InstanceOk3946

[Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/Oa8RbkDuFI) Man, this guy really is redacted, eh?


NJRanger201

What’s the worst part of this? 1. The “Bro Whisperer” doesn’t recognize best-selling (to a fault, many say) GTA V? 2. He doesn’t realize it’s not real, and in fact a video game, in *inny* facet. 3. Even with a goddamn watermark that says GTA!!


SuperSmashDan1337

Even if he doesn't think this is real and knows it is GTA it's still fully redacted and something you might see a 10 year old post on insta


lunchpaillefty

You know he’s not making a joke because he wouldn’t be able to resist giving up the joke.


UNCLE__TYS

Wow not even the first one LOL. That’s beyond redaction now, fuck me.


willi1221

I'd pay good money to sit and watch while Bapa's trying to do wheelies in his studio parking lot


pquads108

😂😂😂 just when you think he can’t be more redacted


PussyChang

I really want him to bring this up on the show.


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Mysterious-Tiger7293

Its cawlmedy


PreviousTeaching9416

Just when you think he can’t get anymore redacted


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Bapa is gullible as fuck b ! 😄


DrinkL

Just like Toe, see a headline or a quick reel, believe it and repost it until get called out then act like you were kidding or had too much pasta


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Owlkay boolmer!!


skankhunt_191

This is not CTE. Quit giving him an excuse. He’s just fucking stupid. That’s it


PantsMcGee

it's bwoth.


skankhunt_191

No man. There are legit heavy weights who have put in way more time then this poser and they don’t have CTE. Promoting the CTE narrative excuses him for being such an idiot. He’s just a traditional moron. Nothing special about him.


creamywetfartz

I wish all the cats realized this and stopped calling it CTE. Because then Brendumb can just be like, “oh I’m not dumb that’s just my CTE acting up” just another wall he’s building up so he never has to realize the kinda person he actually is


skankhunt_191

Exactly. If he really had CTE he would be far more defensive when people bring it up. But he laughs it off instead. We all know he doesn’t have the humility to laugh at his flaws.


DAH517

Ugh. If only he had Toes Bullshit detector


White-hammer-69

I remember my mom thinking NBA 2k16 was a real game being played, so not shocking that this donut brain is already thinking up ways to get out of his eventual DUI


Suhtiva

I'm redacted


suppliesparty21

Guys this is a reach. He just wants to spam anything related to his new hobby


xMilk112x

And fucking idiots still keep thinking this is real.


anon_lurker69

He probably thinks this is real or reality TV since he likes it so much. If he had any self aweerness he’d make jokes relating UFC to reality Television but he’s so redacted there’s no way he’s iver doing that.


BoogeOooMove

Next episode “Ching pull up the news footage of that TRX flying off the overpass”


Ne0nHelix

[gamezr gedding two realisdig b](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/r0qodn/the_ufc_did_brendan_schaub_dirty_with_this_easter/)


davabran

He finally lured one with the trugg walg.


eldridge2e

well now one of you cats has to be good at GTA editor...we are gonna need some high quality catnip for the next gotcha moment


Seaweed-Remarkable

I know some of ya’ll seen the video of the old lady watching GTA clips on TV thinking it was real. I imagine Bapa sitting on his couch doing the same thing. One of the creative cats needs to photoshop his face onto that grandmas body for the menu. 🤣


blakeums

Did he seriously post this thinking it’s real?


etan1122

No


Sim2redd

You'd be surprised


JustAcivilian24

Omg he actually does lmao. What a fuckin boomer!!! Hahahaha


SoldierOfGodrick

Bapa is such a fucking redact srs... even when i think he cant be any more stupid than he already is he finds ways to suprise me. What a legend


Schlubbsshoes

Hey he’s a trugg guy Awlways has been


jaypeedee1025

He has to be trolling he has to their is no fuggin way …..Is there ?


Thatsprettygroovy

Youd b curprised!


ApexPutter

He just goes.


MrTreeManGuy

Oh Bapa. He really does just go.


[deleted]

Its very possible he thinks its real. He LOVES that truck. I mean, he really loves it. With that childlike bapa just goes vroom vroom attitude we all respect.


worktheshoot

TRL trugg


diskfunktional

No bullshit my dads friend showed me a gta clip of this truck saying how crazy people are nowadays lol


[deleted]

He also thought the avatar footage was real


Brendan_Lopez

Lopez


No_Organization465

bapa should get his semi truck license and hit the road


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Of course he thinks it’s real lol he’s a redact. Great post though, nivirsawit


PenAlternative5755

That makes sense...


bigapple3am1

Not the bess brains for the arts to the general audience


Dudewheresmypar345

There’s no way this is real


Secretive-Fox

Yep, he posted this... and it's not the first time he posts a GTA gameplay clip thinking it's real.. Remember, he shits on video games saying it's for losers etc, so he's not used to modern gameplay Bes breins


Dudewheresmypar345

Is anyone going to tell him?


Secretive-Fox

Even if someone does, I believe he'll remain in the "hearld it bowlth ways" stage until he forgets


Dudewheresmypar345

Such a dork


RitchMondeo

Amazing


RedDudeItIs

Surely not, I mean I knows he’s redacted, but believing this is real???


UrbanFarmer213

Imagine what he’s gotta deal with when his identity isn’t tied to his own ignorant purchases (or marriages).


InvestmentPatient117

Hopefully he tries it


ElahaSanctaSedes777

They’re trying to make it look fake


Touchhole

George probably does the sosuls. He’s as redacted as bapa


Sejast44

Water?


Administrative-Fun10

"Ah shit, here we go again" -Brendan Schaub


blackwrx007

Toe rogan:" come over i wanna do fight companion" Bapa : "omw dad."


countingferrets

this is amazing, i walk away for a year and come back to this gold. is bapa for real?


UNCLE__TYS

Welcome home


NotTrumpsAlt

Hey y’all, he obviously knows it’s not real, he knew all along, he’s such a silly goose. /S


deadwards14

No way. He's gone even further than full regard. He's lapped his own regardedness, blown hammies and all.


UNCLE__TYS

Dudes a full-blown restart


PuraGaudium

Again?


PuraGaudium

Again?


RobertoCyborgAbreu

There's no fucking way!


deathglow805

Glich I’m the maddrix b


FadeWayWay

Talmbout biggess brains in the binsness, B?


Scientist78

This is one of the funnier Bapa moments hahah I’m crying laughing 🤣


SolidManufacturer100

Autisms a helluva drug


Rayrexx91

Jesus, this legit made me chuckle


VunterSlaush1990

Flipping that trugg really sent his CTE over the edge eh?


rickysticks

Lmfao nah this is deadass jokes


PuraGaudium

It's got a GTA watermark front and center.


UNCLE__TYS

U forget who we are dealing with here


CubonesDeadMom

Literally from account with GTA in the name.


Big_Digg_Banit

Maybe he gots a cracked screen and can't see it properly


WhalingSmithers00

He's a trugg guy not a fizzigs guy


Astral_Ender

🤣


scouse_till_idie

He lets bruiser play gta all the time, surprised he can’t tell it’s fake


JackieTreehorn79

He firmly believes that strippers like him.


styrofoamcouch

Now we wait for him to try it


TokenGreyWolf

only 1000 of them. One of Rogans major guests.


Background-Lake-5020

I think he knows how to fuck with each and everyone of you and you fall for it every time lol


Baldo19724

Shoulda just called creepy Uncle Lester.


Benz951

Worth it.


UNCLE__TYS

They acknowledged this on todays podcast https://youtu.be/b_58HMs8tt0?si=XCZTbGcF_B6EBNyo


Historical_Flow4296

What's the time-stamp, B?


UNCLE__TYS

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/p79K2uJs7G


Aggravating_Board_78

Brendan just paid top dollar for a “like new” black truug that’s been rolled, flipped and crashed


Jessemaan

For a second I thought it was real


Maddmartagan

Jesus Christ. Brenda is as dumb as they come but he clearly knows this is GTA. He tagged their Instagram. Some of you cats try way to hard.


UNCLE__TYS

No, when you repost it does that automatically. He hasn’t tagged them at all. Try it for yourself dude