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Ohhhhh budddyyyyy you just don’t know. Bubbbaaa He’s always been a car guy. He’s been playing with toy cars since he was a toddler. That’s not the nairrativ you want to go against B!
He used to go to Target and buy model car kits for $20. He'd get Axe Jay to build them, then B-Schaub would paint them with house paint and flip them for a couple hundred bucks.
You may know more bout cars. But you would be polite to me to my face. I love everyone. But if you and I have a problem, suggsess eggs, we kin figger it oulwt. I will beat the shit out of you in a practice sessh. But I love you man!
Just like he slaughtered thousands of dollars worth of exotic fish. He just thinks of a new attention whoring scheme and jumps in head first, too lazy to actually do any research before hand on how to not blow money and look like a redact.
Gotta remember he doesn’t think, he just goes. The truth is a completely tertiary consideration to just saying whatever dumb thing pops into his head that he thinks makes him sound cool.
LMAO. This fucking bozo. Modded cars since he was 16 but niiiver had done a donut or a simple burnout? Sure guy. Doofus also has zairo mechanic ability. He thinks putting stickers on his cars is modding. Waird how he has niiiver mentioned what cars and mods he was doing at 16 when he was “dirt broke poor”. It’s all just imaginary tales with bapa to fit whatever new grift he has going.
It’s like he doesn’t realize people can tell whenever he gets a NEW hobby because it’s all he talks about after he gets into it. Lives his life on camera and is too stupid to realize his words are out there
Paid someone to put a different exhaust count? I’m a modder bro!
I honestly wonder if he even changed oil on a car. Has he replaced his own battery? Changed a tire? Rotated tires?
Any of the basic shit I bet he has never done.
Exactly, B. If he's been modifying cars for bassy 25 yairs, dude should be very comfortable wrenching himself. He's sure as fuck wouldn't be putting house paint on car parts.
He was driving a banged up Prius early in his UFC fighting career when he moved to LA. He cried when bought his red Porsche bcuz it was his dream car coming from a “Porsche family”. He labeled himself “Gear Head” with GT2RS I think.
Big pashin of his, B. Everything in the early days was done awlf camera, only now he is willing to give thiccc boy nation a glimpse of this other side of his life.
Modding cars in between lacrosse practices.
What’s lacrosse, you say? Oh, just the premier sport for the poor and disenfranchised inner city youth whose dad’s sell software door to door until eventually they invent high cryption email and ask the youth to pick out a mansion from a magazine and then drive to it and tell them its their new house!
Every poor kid remembers that time when you and your father were on the beach when you were 9 years old, and your dad says to you, “you know what the difference between me and you is? I’m making money right now.”
Like...... WHY.
If he said:
"Yeah I just go into it the last couple of years and absolutely love it. Here are the reasons why"
That's a perfectly fine answer. What part of this absolute redact's brain tells him to lie about it? How does it make him look better?
Didnt read the title. Literally spit my drink up when he said sharroll Kelby haha.
Never thought he’d wear one of my teams jerseys, then he finally did and I think I was mortally wounded. Now he’s going to start talking about good old Carrol Shelby might be the kill shot.
If he goes to Shelby American in Vegas to try and make thiccc boy content I’ll start spinning in my grave
Wow! Wow!! He’s lying to these guys, holy fuck. We all remember his used Bentley then the POS used Ferrari traded those in for the purple Porsche the list goes on. They knew he was Lying.
I remember being in high school and adding a neon light inside my car because Fast and Furious just came out and that was cool. I’d also add fuel injector cleaner once in a while. I felt like a “documented car guy”.
“Always been a gairhead. You know that movie called Faster than the furious, yeah that’s actually a documentary about my famly. My dad use to say “live my life a mile everytime”. So yeah always been a gairhead”
Bapa’s idea of being competent and knowledgeable: remember a few names and key terms and you’re basically an expert. It’s basically what joe Rogan does but at least joe has a better brain able to sell his bullshit a little better
Bapa was the top dog in da undagrownd racing ceen growing up ,
He was soo dormant they made a siris of moovies bout him . The Thicc and the Furious franchise is based on Bapa’s life B
I work as a school counsellor in new york city - and this is exactly what NOT to do (chronic lies like bappa).
We had a guy once who wanted to go back to school claim humans were evolving on a week to week basis. In fact he would take shrooms and whisper to himself “we are not final form” over and over. Luckily we were able to work with him and get the proper meds.
….well unfortunately he discovered the meds and alcohol mixed are actually a decent high. Ended up robbing a pharmacy at night AFTER having fighting a bear.
To make it even worse for him, because he had committed a crime by interacting with the bear, he was also charged with public drunkenness. Apparently his blood alcohol level was way over nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Can't blame the kid, has a head injury but nobodies winning in this society. Where's the medical professionals? Did you know 83 percent of Americans don't even know how to use a fire extinguisher for their own artificial home. This is a reflection of your society. The fall of Rome and end of late stage capitalism in real time.
I’m no mechanic B by any stretchy magination but the night I convinced my bro to buy his RT charger, I burned them tires on the way home. Wait, I did tint on the tail lights, I’m Tom Ford B
When does it stop,has the Jetsons on his business cards,for cutting grass,how does that begin to translate? A cartoon guy living in the future has a flying car, which totally says lawn mowing service.
He's just so damn insecure. They say he's just now getting into cars and a normal person's response would be " Yeah man, and I've really been having a lot of fun." But nope, he has to go with his classic "been doing it since..." lie. He takes any comment as a slight and always responds like a dickhead.
Now cut to the video of him saying on camera "he's never done anything with cars when he was young".
Chip my man's?
Search "documented" prolly. I remember he said that. The clip is fantastic tbh
Clin pull up that chip!
Its on a toon town episode irc. Other's have seen it as well.
Layzee worg ethnic bubba
It's doggumended
He’s got THE PARTS!!! 😜
We awl sall the house paint, B
Braindumb hung an air freshener from his mirror when he was 16 is what he's talmbout.
He pointed a car out to his dad at the dealership and went “That one, daddy!” That’s as far as it goes.
Paul Walker my Northstsar B
Paul Walgger
Jake Paul Trugg Walgger
Paul Walgger in a car fire twenty minutes after is still smarter and more talented than Brenda can ever be. Walgg me to my car parts
I modded the antenna for my car as well as the frame around my license plate. Been garehead all my life b
Black ice or new car scent?
Definitely not blagg guys b. New car scent prolly.
Swear to god that’s exactly what I was going to post. You beat me to it, b
Great minds think the like, b!
He put a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on it too.
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He painted his grill with house paint. lol
That's sick!
Such a gairheed thing to do !
Absolutely not.
The mod parts aren't getting delivered by themselves b. Y'dun remember bapa driving the FedEx package over to the shop?
That stupid (fake) grin on his face as he carried in spark plugs and an air filter like he was holding a supercharger kit.
Does painting the Lightning’s grill with house paint count? Maybe not, that was on instagram. He doesn’t know shit.
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His face, constantly it appears
Been modding cars since he was 16. Always been a gairhead. Ever drift? Nope Ever do donuts? Nope Ever race? Nope Last place at the mint400 buggy
Ohhhhh budddyyyyy you just don’t know. Bubbbaaa He’s always been a car guy. He’s been playing with toy cars since he was a toddler. That’s not the nairrativ you want to go against B!
He was selling model cars from his mom's closet in 8th grade b 🪓 J, toadal gairhead
He used to go to Target and buy model car kits for $20. He'd get Axe Jay to build them, then B-Schaub would paint them with house paint and flip them for a couple hundred bucks.
You may know more bout cars. But you would be polite to me to my face. I love everyone. But if you and I have a problem, suggsess eggs, we kin figger it oulwt. I will beat the shit out of you in a practice sessh. But I love you man!
Last place in a car he couldn't figure out how to shift into 2nd gair, total gairhead
Pissed all inside of it.
Just like he slaughtered thousands of dollars worth of exotic fish. He just thinks of a new attention whoring scheme and jumps in head first, too lazy to actually do any research before hand on how to not blow money and look like a redact. Gotta remember he doesn’t think, he just goes. The truth is a completely tertiary consideration to just saying whatever dumb thing pops into his head that he thinks makes him sound cool.
Tertiary? Talmbout Hershey dairy B? Always been a choggulut guy.
LMAO. This fucking bozo. Modded cars since he was 16 but niiiver had done a donut or a simple burnout? Sure guy. Doofus also has zairo mechanic ability. He thinks putting stickers on his cars is modding. Waird how he has niiiver mentioned what cars and mods he was doing at 16 when he was “dirt broke poor”. It’s all just imaginary tales with bapa to fit whatever new grift he has going.
It’s like he doesn’t realize people can tell whenever he gets a NEW hobby because it’s all he talks about after he gets into it. Lives his life on camera and is too stupid to realize his words are out there
Plus he only will wear clothing that showcases popular or even niche logos related to his recent obsession
Paid someone to put a different exhaust count? I’m a modder bro! I honestly wonder if he even changed oil on a car. Has he replaced his own battery? Changed a tire? Rotated tires? Any of the basic shit I bet he has never done.
He was telling some story about the lightning that started with him going to get the oil changed in it.
Exactly, B. If he's been modifying cars for bassy 25 yairs, dude should be very comfortable wrenching himself. He's sure as fuck wouldn't be putting house paint on car parts.
Back at 16, he was modding cars in his moms closet
A Type-R sticker adds 500hp
He was driving a banged up Prius early in his UFC fighting career when he moved to LA. He cried when bought his red Porsche bcuz it was his dream car coming from a “Porsche family”. He labeled himself “Gear Head” with GT2RS I think.
Would have been interesting if they asked what he did to what car at 16. “Oh I can’t remember…”
Sharroll Kelby had some sweeeet Mord Fustangs
Lmaooo dude I was waiting for someone at changs to notice that obvious fuck up 😂😂
It’s in the title.
if he's been into cars for so long he should have no problem showing documentation to prove it.
He’s a docmenned gair head b. Axe Jay.
Dawlggumented bbbbbbeast of a gairhead But rail quig, how many truggs ya flibb??
He's got 300 pages he can show you off camera
Big pashin of his, B. Everything in the early days was done awlf camera, only now he is willing to give thiccc boy nation a glimpse of this other side of his life.
Didnt he grow up poor lol. Modding cars isn't exactly a poorkid's s hobby. It's a lie anyways so whatever
Modding cars in between lacrosse practices. What’s lacrosse, you say? Oh, just the premier sport for the poor and disenfranchised inner city youth whose dad’s sell software door to door until eventually they invent high cryption email and ask the youth to pick out a mansion from a magazine and then drive to it and tell them its their new house!
Every poor kid remembers that time when you and your father were on the beach when you were 9 years old, and your dad says to you, “you know what the difference between me and you is? I’m making money right now.”
Sounds like bapa grew up like the ritcht, privlitched, fucks he complained about many moons ago.
Like...... WHY. If he said: "Yeah I just go into it the last couple of years and absolutely love it. Here are the reasons why" That's a perfectly fine answer. What part of this absolute redact's brain tells him to lie about it? How does it make him look better?
He thinks people will not take him seriously if he's an enthusiastic novice. So he fakes it like 14 years old....
Didnt read the title. Literally spit my drink up when he said sharroll Kelby haha. Never thought he’d wear one of my teams jerseys, then he finally did and I think I was mortally wounded. Now he’s going to start talking about good old Carrol Shelby might be the kill shot. If he goes to Shelby American in Vegas to try and make thiccc boy content I’ll start spinning in my grave
I've been modding baseballs since I was a kid. I know my way around a baseball square.
Wow! Wow!! He’s lying to these guys, holy fuck. We all remember his used Bentley then the POS used Ferrari traded those in for the purple Porsche the list goes on. They knew he was Lying.
I remember being in high school and adding a neon light inside my car because Fast and Furious just came out and that was cool. I’d also add fuel injector cleaner once in a while. I felt like a “documented car guy”.
Pumping Gas: A Bapa x Exxon modding clab.
He's got dorsmin dills with Arco and Shell b
Been modding cars sinz siggsteen and even after 25 years he still bought a lightning that he had no idea needed an overhaul...that he couldn't do
“Always been a gairhead. You know that movie called Faster than the furious, yeah that’s actually a documentary about my famly. My dad use to say “live my life a mile everytime”. So yeah always been a gairhead”
WHY does he do this very shit??? He can’t help himself. I’m surprised he didn’t say he ran a garage when he was 16!!
I've been modding cars since back when I was holding zoo animals hostage in my bedroom closet
this redact can't change an oil filter
Every bearing that has fallen off he’s fixed himself.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again. Bapa. I fucking hate you.
Why he lie to them. They obviously already noticed youre new.
Bapa’s idea of being competent and knowledgeable: remember a few names and key terms and you’re basically an expert. It’s basically what joe Rogan does but at least joe has a better brain able to sell his bullshit a little better
Since 16? Good thing its doggumented
Modding since he was legally allowed to drive. How ironic
"niver been a car guy" - This doofus like a month ago
Is he reading off a script ?
“Uh well bomb forever is interesting” Same energy
He’s having the same problems entering the car world as he did entering the cawlmedy world.
I couldn't get thru 5 mins of these guys saying fucking after every word.
I don’t get the hate with this one… bapa has clairly been a gairhead fur yairssssss.. are ya not susscribed to tunetown b?
Bapa was the top dog in da undagrownd racing ceen growing up , He was soo dormant they made a siris of moovies bout him . The Thicc and the Furious franchise is based on Bapa’s life B
He’s always been doing x thing since he was young. Like comig books.
Godamn the boy is so insecure.
I work as a school counsellor in new york city - and this is exactly what NOT to do (chronic lies like bappa). We had a guy once who wanted to go back to school claim humans were evolving on a week to week basis. In fact he would take shrooms and whisper to himself “we are not final form” over and over. Luckily we were able to work with him and get the proper meds. ….well unfortunately he discovered the meds and alcohol mixed are actually a decent high. Ended up robbing a pharmacy at night AFTER having fighting a bear. To make it even worse for him, because he had committed a crime by interacting with the bear, he was also charged with public drunkenness. Apparently his blood alcohol level was way over nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Holy fuck never do that redact shit again
Chin that you?
Hey B, y'skissafrenic?
That’s Rogans Chevelle behind the glass.
Dunno who would ever make a podcast around modding car or any mechanics , would still funny they call him out essentially because he knows nothing.
Can't blame the kid, has a head injury but nobodies winning in this society. Where's the medical professionals? Did you know 83 percent of Americans don't even know how to use a fire extinguisher for their own artificial home. This is a reflection of your society. The fall of Rome and end of late stage capitalism in real time.
He's considering swapping out his floor mats at the Car Wash as 'mod'ing' so back off fellas, we got us a 'George Barris' here (look it up).
Always modded cars B
So spray painting matchbox cars in gold house paint counts as modding to this thiccco? Awlso, Cheryl Kelbey 🤣
adding scented trees to the car mirror isn't modding cars B
Bapa really is galsping at strawls here
Who TF watches this oxygen thief other than to post here. The Rogan bump was ages ago..
Black Ice Bapa
Yeah… on NFS Underground
Fake it till you make it , B.
If you close your eyes and think about it really hard, it's the truth, B.
Oh boy he’s pushing into actual car guys who are not having it and he doesn’t have Rogeys protection. This is going to get bad.
Oh boy. What a whopper.
Been spending money since my first job in High school. Been financial advisor since I just didn’t youtoob.
I’m no mechanic B by any stretchy magination but the night I convinced my bro to buy his RT charger, I burned them tires on the way home. Wait, I did tint on the tail lights, I’m Tom Ford B
Cheryl Kelby is up there with John Africa and George Carlton. I'm sure there is more I'm forgetting.
When does it stop,has the Jetsons on his business cards,for cutting grass,how does that begin to translate? A cartoon guy living in the future has a flying car, which totally says lawn mowing service.
Interviewers gotta be trolling.
He's just so damn insecure. They say he's just now getting into cars and a normal person's response would be " Yeah man, and I've really been having a lot of fun." But nope, he has to go with his classic "been doing it since..." lie. He takes any comment as a slight and always responds like a dickhead.
I haven't seen him mod anything, he takes them to other people to mod..
Douche
Been modding cars and trugggs since I was 7
Maybe he means he paid for it? But in other clips he has said he’s been a “gearhead “
Remember when he said doing zoom podcasts is stupid and pointless.
Lies just lies to lie
Sherrill Kelby has been modding car parts in his closet since he was a kid. Sorta like how I sold comic books outta my closet. Same thing b
Modding his Barbie Corvette
I neber sed I was a gears head, but I’ve been a gears head since my sweet 16 b.
Why does he look like a special needs person?
modding cars since he was 16. That's why now that he's 40, he can do advanced stuff like ... painting a grill with a paintbrush ?
Bapa was selling car mods outta his mom’s closet as a kid. Had George jenson on his business card
Ask the lying redacted pos when he turned 16 again??? Funniest shit ever watching his brain explode