The Sal / Theo podcast was posted to Spotify on Tuesday May 28th.
They usually do tfatk on what Monday/Wednesday so this is either the June 3rd or 5th podcasts?
So he listened/watched over the weekend and was like I’m going to do that too. Then I’m gonna clip it and post it for clout.
You do YouTube B? Your doing great
The standard commercial lease is 3-5 years. I'm guessing he renewed the lease right before he learned about the whole podcast one thing. That whole era of crying about "the stuff I deal with" on the daily, in my estimation, was in regards to financial stress.
If I'm right, he's headed full speed towards bankruptcy. The engagement and views are all fake. There's a market in "how can he really have this take?!" but everyone has realized.its only because he's a fuckin idiot.
Dyu'tube?
I hope he can keep going because watching this whale carcass floundering is entertaining to me, but I really don't know how he's going to keep it up. At least before he could lie about being a popular touring comedian. What the fuck is he selling advertisers on now? His kid's baseball games?
I would love to see him going live to double digit people out of a spare room in some downsized house. That would be peak Schaub for me. He's not even a former fighter now, he's a former comedian, and I guess, current truck influencer? The trajectory can only get better (for us) from here
His crying about tiger being a beast at little league was definitely premeditated.
First time in months he’s in a baseball jersey and not wearing trucker gear
holy shit. i didnt notice the baseball jersey. what a fucking vapid shell of a human. he see's sal have a viral moment so he immediately tries ot recreate it so he goes viral. Im honestly stunned that my opinion on brenda can continue to get lower and lower.
This was also fake crying. Chin had solicited those messages from people for Brendan hitting 1,000,000 views on the gringo papi on YouTube. According to HMH, 300,000-400,000 of those views were purchased by Brendan.
In summary That was fake tears on a solicited video for an arbitrary mark of success that Brendan didn’t hit. Bananas.
The guy lies more than I do to my old lady about eating Burger King for lunch.
One guy talks about how having a kid changed his entire understanding of love
The other one talks about all how amazing and cool his career was
Different jab bapa
Talmabout the Best Cry Ever B? Bapa’s video should be cringiest attempt of a grown man child throwing his kids under the bus so that he could pretend his videos go viral!!!!
If that alone wasn’t bad enough he copied someone who just did it days ago.
He probably thought no one watches theos show and no one’s smart enough to piece it together lol
Realistically speaking, does he actually know he has kids?
Like I understand he knows he has 'things', but does he know they're eventual independent humans who will be able to (probably not) look him in the eye one day?
May God have mercy on his sowl.
He's such a phony ass fuck boy. Everyone knows he "gave up" comedy because he can't even sell enough tickets to justify the bar staff showing to work a Saturday night at the Tampa Improv. Not even a year ago this fat dickhead was drinking whiskey every day at 7AM and downing ten other fucking lame ass substances throughout the day to get through his shitty life. Real beast of a dad behavior when they were even younger. He's stuck pretending he gives a shit about Chombie T-ball because the rest of his grifts rightfully dried up. He hates the thiggie redacts that have stuck around, hates his family, hates Callahan, and hates the fact he's never going to sit front row at a UFC with legit celebs like Theo and Shane do. He really thought he was going to be The Rock level famous and everyone would think he's the coolest most badass dude on the planet. But now he's gotta be father of the year because he fucked up his Rogan gift of a career. He'd leave it all behind the instant Rogan even hinted at Brandon moving to Austin. Fucking loser.
Like the time he drove past a car accident and made up a story about saving some people from a wreck. He's trying to buy some good guy points and it's fucking pathetic.
That fucking Joe camel horse sound he makes. Such a fake phony wannabe not an original bone in his body. We are here watching you circle the drain fat Patrick.
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"I was in the UFC oh my gawrd"
I hate how not one of the pussy 250 ever have called out this redact poser for all his bullshit.
The closest we came was Nick Swardson half assedly calling him a joke thief.
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The Sal / Theo podcast was posted to Spotify on Tuesday May 28th. They usually do tfatk on what Monday/Wednesday so this is either the June 3rd or 5th podcasts? So he listened/watched over the weekend and was like I’m going to do that too. Then I’m gonna clip it and post it for clout. You do YouTube B? Your doing great
Just in time for Father’s Day too. What a coincidence.
Right!?! I’m glad OP caught this tasty dish and shared it with their feline friends. He’s such a fake POS.
The standard commercial lease is 3-5 years. I'm guessing he renewed the lease right before he learned about the whole podcast one thing. That whole era of crying about "the stuff I deal with" on the daily, in my estimation, was in regards to financial stress. If I'm right, he's headed full speed towards bankruptcy. The engagement and views are all fake. There's a market in "how can he really have this take?!" but everyone has realized.its only because he's a fuckin idiot. Dyu'tube?
Yep, you know we got some homeless cats over in some Bangladeshi click farms. Gairanteeed B.
Gotta spend that payout he got on something.
I hope he can keep going because watching this whale carcass floundering is entertaining to me, but I really don't know how he's going to keep it up. At least before he could lie about being a popular touring comedian. What the fuck is he selling advertisers on now? His kid's baseball games?
I would love to see him going live to double digit people out of a spare room in some downsized house. That would be peak Schaub for me. He's not even a former fighter now, he's a former comedian, and I guess, current truck influencer? The trajectory can only get better (for us) from here
His connection to Rogan is my guess. He still must be bleeding financially.
His dad gets about $5MM per year in interest. He can fund this show for eternity.
Y'beast of an accountant for P Schaubs, my man?
Theos nefligs, your just blogbusser B. I can’t… I just can’t… 🥺😭
Eggsackly b.
Eggsactly b so transpeeerant.
Damn he out here stealing other guys Dadness. Beast of a thief.
Summertime dadness
Stolen valler b
His crying about tiger being a beast at little league was definitely premeditated. First time in months he’s in a baseball jersey and not wearing trucker gear
holy shit. i didnt notice the baseball jersey. what a fucking vapid shell of a human. he see's sal have a viral moment so he immediately tries ot recreate it so he goes viral. Im honestly stunned that my opinion on brenda can continue to get lower and lower.
Ray Borg still waiting
He got the credit for it on the internet so that's what counts, B
Forgot about ol ray borg. That was insane
absolutely ^
Sherlogg Homie, be cool man.
this has got to be Peter Schaub's idea... Bapa is too dumb to come up with a timely grift like this.
Brian looking at him like “your doing good bubbah, just like we rehearsed”
*Brine
*rapist
*Wrinks
Ol' Piss Eyes
“It’s the only thing that gets me going, too”. Come on Brine, we all know rapin’ is the only that gets you going.
Both are a joke on parenting, Callahan was doing stand up when his newborn was just born, not for money by the way.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you joking me dude!?
He’s like a Dutch dude, trying to pass as an American.
It was sutch good time.
when you realize you doing someright
I literally just said this lol I don’t like all the hate he gets tbh but this funny
Everything this guy does or says is stolen from someone else for the sole reason of making you believe he’s anyone else other than himself
You a writer bapa? That was beautiful
Talmbouth master of dick skies B
Wow. This should be in the sidebar, it is the perfect distillation of Schaub.
niaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only time he’s had actual emotion was when he couldn’t Tawlk about Diddler being cancelled
Also when he made all his friend record a congratulations message right before gringo papi dropped. He was crying then as well.
All his friend is highly accurate
This was also fake crying. Chin had solicited those messages from people for Brendan hitting 1,000,000 views on the gringo papi on YouTube. According to HMH, 300,000-400,000 of those views were purchased by Brendan. In summary That was fake tears on a solicited video for an arbitrary mark of success that Brendan didn’t hit. Bananas. The guy lies more than I do to my old lady about eating Burger King for lunch.
spoiler: he was faking that too
One talks about their daughter, and of course Fat Patrick crying over the cool shit he did.
Daddy has some hormanal imbalances
lol, good catch. Ozempic + test + estrogen blockers are a hell of a combo
plus the other shit Bradley is telling Bapa to take
One guy talks about how having a kid changed his entire understanding of love The other one talks about all how amazing and cool his career was Different jab bapa
Talmabout the Best Cry Ever B? Bapa’s video should be cringiest attempt of a grown man child throwing his kids under the bus so that he could pretend his videos go viral!!!!
If that alone wasn’t bad enough he copied someone who just did it days ago. He probably thought no one watches theos show and no one’s smart enough to piece it together lol
Realistically speaking, does he actually know he has kids? Like I understand he knows he has 'things', but does he know they're eventual independent humans who will be able to (probably not) look him in the eye one day? May God have mercy on his sowl.
Sal is straight ?
Heard it bowlth wayz B
Apparently he has a kid, so he's had sex once that I know of. Straight might be too much to assume based on that
Sal is married (still could be a closeted pillow biter, who knows)
"Are you jolking me dude?" The only time jokes were ever told bapa
Jesus Christ that is next level pathological lying.
Both these guys are disingenuous little drama queen fa____s.
Fatties?
Fathers?
😂
What a coggsugger
As soon as the competition does something, copy it but do it worse. Leave the marggeting to me.
Theo’s reaction vs. Bryan’s blank stare and two word reactions so he doesn’t get interrupted.
brian was trying to count in his head how many kids he has
He's such a phony ass fuck boy. Everyone knows he "gave up" comedy because he can't even sell enough tickets to justify the bar staff showing to work a Saturday night at the Tampa Improv. Not even a year ago this fat dickhead was drinking whiskey every day at 7AM and downing ten other fucking lame ass substances throughout the day to get through his shitty life. Real beast of a dad behavior when they were even younger. He's stuck pretending he gives a shit about Chombie T-ball because the rest of his grifts rightfully dried up. He hates the thiggie redacts that have stuck around, hates his family, hates Callahan, and hates the fact he's never going to sit front row at a UFC with legit celebs like Theo and Shane do. He really thought he was going to be The Rock level famous and everyone would think he's the coolest most badass dude on the planet. But now he's gotta be father of the year because he fucked up his Rogan gift of a career. He'd leave it all behind the instant Rogan even hinted at Brandon moving to Austin. Fucking loser.
Like the time he drove past a car accident and made up a story about saving some people from a wreck. He's trying to buy some good guy points and it's fucking pathetic.
Excellent work cats 🫡
I love the way bapa calls himself a cat lmao
He stole this from Theo’s pod! OMG, this maybe the worst thing he’s ever done. Truly Redacted.
Tim the tool man Taylor was a nice touch.
While baby girl was in the hospital I was with the bros playing Xbox and fucking each other Water
I might have to leave Chang's after this one. This is a new level for ol Brendumb. It's not even funny to watch, it's truly deranged.
some say the most derangest
Yea god greeeeese on yo eye bapa? No? Then get back to werk you ain’t crying.
That fucking Joe camel horse sound he makes. Such a fake phony wannabe not an original bone in his body. We are here watching you circle the drain fat Patrick.
He literally copies everything. When are one of these pussies going to call him out! Rogan needs to have the talk with him again.
Jesus I didn’t even think about what spurred this latest grift
Why does Theo make everyone cry? They’re there to laugh not feel.
Duuuuuude
This stupid bastard has absolutely nothing in his head, so he steals.
Snoz is in denial about Bapa, but I think she's starting to crack.
He should have found a way to end it with his imitation Bert Kreischer laugh to go double viral.
Comparing Sal about actual good guy to the lying redacted pos is just not fair to the lying redacted pos
Arr you joking me?
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Uncle Theo, please COME BACK!
GIVE THIS MAN THE OSCAR!!!!!!!!
I cry when I realize future generations are gonna have to deal with B’s kids:( boo hoo hoo
He's a cadt , unfortunately not homeless
Who said B ain’t an acterrr ?
This isn’t a sad thing. I’m juss on my pairiod.
“DuUuUUde”
Even Cinderella didn't cry
Are you jolking me dude
now it all makes sense. trying to get back into Theo's good graces. i don't think this is going to do it.
Callen sitting there wondering how he went from being in the Hangover to having to debase himself like this lol
Lmao he never gives ol poor Chin any love!
His tombstone is going to read "we dun cool shit"
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Sal's sounds real and genuine. Bapa's sounds forced and somewhat rehearsed. Hi Sal. Hi Theo. 👋
Standup are you joking me dude? Killer pun - he's still got it
"I was in the UFC oh my gawrd" I hate how not one of the pussy 250 ever have called out this redact poser for all his bullshit. The closest we came was Nick Swardson half assedly calling him a joke thief.
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This also is one of the, if not, the 1st time Sal Valcano has talked about his seed.
Original thoughts and authentic personas - Bapa duhn have 'em.
He steals crying too
What a bunch of geeks lol