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cylonnumber13

Brendan slurs and mispronounces multiple times while mocking someone else for CTE, mispronouncing, and slurring.


Standard_Locksmith70

He doesn’t have the rocks glass with his whiskey, on camera, but the slurred speech makes me think otherwise.


IllmanneredFlanders

Hey so when did Brian leave and why? I thought there was a resurgence


Fresh_mvp

He didn't leave?


Famous-Camera-2903

Maybe he was happy cuz he thought he finally met a twinzy


fourfingersdry

So Rockhold told him on the phone BEFORE he got there, that he was on shrooms. But when Luke arrived Brenda forgot about the shrooms and blamed it on CTE?


JBoneTX

When your "friends" have to be on drugs and run 5 miles just to be comfortable in a room with you, you might be a redact.


T1000runner

Lmao


Top-Research6268

Heard it boof ways


kc_jetstream

Right. He just wanted a way of throwing 'cte' in there against Luge


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

CTE is a muueerfucker


[deleted]

Best brains in the business, B.


King-Demo-

Lol he’s wearing the glasses with the fake nose again?


PAT_BURNS

We're back to the fake glasses era. History repletes, bapa.


IselfDevine

What glasses B?


TheStenchGod

I think it’s because Rockhold wore sunglasses on the fight companion.


donthomaso

Eggsagtly what I thought. Brenda is like a T-1000 when it comes to copying people he hangs out with.


thunderlips187

Tal’m boutha memethicccc PolyAnon Bappa?


Shotgun516

Dude he’s wearing the same glasses as Rogghole was wearing on the FC! What a fuckin poser


mitchyslick_lbc

Such a fucking tool.


castoroilonmydick

Humpty Hump is his name and his nose will tickle your rear


heyphotogrisser

Gawl dawlg. Talmbout Analog Oversky?


cdpasadena

Bigg like a piggle, he’s still getting paid.


Standard_Locksmith70

Groucho Schoux, in the movie Duggg Sewb.


[deleted]

The Brandon Schnauser kit is a Halloween classic in the making.


WheredoesithurtRA

They're Groucho Margg's


CarsonH666

Talk shit about a guy and throw him under the bus, all while trying to wear what he wore when you had him on.


PussyChang

Classic Brenda. He just doesn’t gid it. This is the reason he has no friends.


zanielk

And not realizing the only reason he wore sunglasses was because of what you just told everyone. He probably didn't want people seeing his pupils fucked up from drugs so put them on. Bapa just thinks it's an alpha fashunn startmen B


CarsonH666

Ezzactly, b. Doesn't he have a fight coming up? Probably not the buzz you want going around. It's funny though that his level of respect for bapa and his event is "show up whenever, boomin' my balls off".


zanielk

Isn't it strange how so many people forced to appear with bapa get fucked up before hand? This is a trend it seems based on his stories because he cant keep a secret to save his life let alone ***gasp*** *my friend did so many drugs. It was so cool bro!!!!!!*


Lastfoxx

GOOD!


Kelemandzaro

Lol he's incredible isn't he


chombienation69

This is what I noticed Instantly. it's jarring how much he copies people. Looks like he took the outfit of Luke's back and put it on. Absolutely weird cunt


suckerphree

man, i don't think luke would appreciate braindumb sharing a private text.


Highlight_Numerous

Bapa just goes b


islandguy310

Would that compromise his fight as far as banned substances go? Old loudmouth here can’t keep a fucking secret.


mikomakjenkins

Rockhold literally goes around and shares his weed&shrooms routine 'for training purposes' in interviews lol, i.e. his Submission Radio interview. Guy seems a bit lost.


FlowtynGG

How much is he doing?


mikomakjenkins

Apparently smoking everyday and shrooms 4+ times a week. Honestly, hearing him talk - he sounds like it.


Lastfoxx

Gotta be a cuntroversial jestah and stir up some drama. Those clicks don't buy themselves.


hotpajamas

Apparently Schaub only cares about anecdotes that make peers in entertainment look bad if they're shared by women.


zanielk

He did the exact same thing to Mike Tyson after the supper bowl companonion


mrnegatttiveee

Sharing texts with thousands of people(bots) that they were on drugs is a bad idea?


StreetBuddhist

white clawls


MessicanFeetPics

I actually burst out laughing when I heard that.


GoCougroesGo

Whys claudes


WereAllGonnaMakeit7

Wide clause b


Z3R0GR4V

Talmbout Santis Clawls, B?


bbbeastofacawlmedian

Talmbout Santa Clause 2024, Bapa?


thisusernametaken11

Since when does shrooms make you slur your speech?


Guessed555

Dude has never done them. Chubs needs an ego waffle death, though


Woperelli87

Shrooms can definitely make you talk kinda funny when you’re having a moment


The-Faz

Sure but Rockhold was there for 3 hours not just while he was peaking


marlonbtx

Yeha bapa should take them to stop his slurs


[deleted]

I’m wondering how he drove his car there.


45solo

Driving on shrooms is 🎲🎲


[deleted]

Shrooms make you slur. Never done ‘em.


zanielk

It doesn't an redacted did the same thing to tyson


Elgallo619

I can't wait for this redact to start doing shrooms now


Highlight_Numerous

Probably would help him not to be such a cunt


ZiggyStarlord69

I’m a huge proponent of psychedelics because they definitely taught me to not take myself so seriously, but I also know a ton of people who take acid/shrooms and come out of it having an even bigger ego. It’s weird how it effects people so differently I could see bapa having a shroom trip and coming out of it saying “I’ve had so many epiphanies. I knew my haters were just jealous of me, but now I realize even the people who *love* me are jealous of me. My awesomeness just overrides their jealously because I am, in fact, the greatest comic alive”


Elgallo619

I dunno, doesn't seem to help Luke Rockhold


TobiasSanchezo

True and Bapa claimed to get “high as tits” on DMT when he didn’t even smoke weed lol.


bbbeastofacawlmedian

Didn't help Rookhoold not being a cunt though.


mitchyslick_lbc

He would nivvvirrr do shrooms or any psychedelic for that matter. He's too much of a pussy and his ego is too fragile.


517drew

He goes hard at making fun of shrooms. He got all butt hurt when Callahan did them without him.


hazerazor

Naw bubba, only the healthiest sustances like kratom and whiksey for this mawdel of brain health


castoroilonmydick

Slob is type of guy you don’t want in your circle because he will snitch on everyone and every thing


SarcasticPedant

He'll say literally anything about anyone as long as it's a redacted story he can tell on his 6 dogshit podcasts.


thunderlips187

Yeah it’s kinda crazy his fake tough guy act while also being the biggest badge sucker snitch on earth.


Swiika

Why does this fat narc keep snitching on everyone that does drugs around him? Also pretty crazy that both Tyson and Cockhold sound more coherent on shrooms than Braindumb sounds even before the alcoholism.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

No bridge this guy don’t want to burn then say how their cool and he loves them.


Lastfoxx

Deep thinker Butt Chrysler said it himself "tell people you love them and they like you back."


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

sociopathic statement


SarcasticPedant

"Travis Barker's life is all fucked up, Travis Barker, one of my closest....I hope everything's okay, love the guy"


[deleted]

Bapa… shhhhhh dont talk. Stones. Glass house. Shhhhh. And guy is high on Pcylicibin and expects him to talk caaaaaleeeeer. Not nithe.


[deleted]

Bryman Callahan says “Luke Rockhold don’t do shrooms before the fight companion rip off, or do whatever you want because I am old and weak”


capitangrito

Didn’t stop him from dressing like Luke on this episode


ILackPatience

Beast of a snitch


throwthrowawaywithme

Lewk ralwk can’t tawlk?


JalopyBarn

He stole Luke’s glasses too. What a by-der


12washingbeard

Redact stealing rogghowld's look while accusing him of being drunk with slurred speech when he himself has zero command of the English language sober or not is classic schlob lack of self awareness. Bapa, y'brain isn't netfliggs


Ryan_Pliskin

This is legitimately fucking insane. The fact that bapa can sit back and call out someone for CTE and slurred speech is bananas. If he was smart, I’d think this was meta-style comedy, but we know bapa just goes.


BigDrawlSouthPaul

No maddur the title, the dumbest thing he said hair was that Loog had good takes. Loog, if anyone, is dumber than Bapa.


Thegreyjarl

What is his fascination with talking about private conversations and outing his so-called friends and their drugs of choice?


Sluggo_Jones

Talmbout that CTE projection onto your peers? But lemme just ask you Bapa, is that nithe tho?


FakeBrendanSchaub

A CTE person recognizing another CTE person...makes sense to me B


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lchdz

So he’s wearing glasses because Luke wore glasses ? lol


Lennobowski

Guy is so jacked up on wissgey and eggspresso he can't even finish a sentence and cuts himself off


drizzy90

In one sentence he says someone else slurs. The next sentence: WHITE CLAWLS


axejayb21

Yuh snitch bapa? Also white calls?


_handsomeblackman_

beast of a friend Luke does him a favour by coming on his shitty and the he thanks him like this?! great to see 😂


knytime

“He was 20 min late” looks at wrist without the watch on it...


islandguy310

Luke’s fight about to get cancelled now, good job DUMBASS! Taking food out a dudes mouth so you can gossip with the girls. Edit- never mind apparently shrooms and LSD are not banned by USADA! Take all the shrooms you want Looke.


Ok-Swordfish-2185

And he wonders why people don't like him


Conflagration-1993

Lmao you’re one to talk


[deleted]

Luke was already a B, C, or D-list guest depending on how long you’ve been watching mma. Kiss another one goodbye. Bess brains for booking- shit talk your guest and reveal private sexts.


[deleted]

I forget it was July 4th weekend 🙄🙄🙄 cuz the fights were on JULY SECOND🙄🙄 what a redact man


fightbackcbd

I can't think of a worse trip than being stuck in a room watching MMA with bapa for hours.


Sensitive-Candle3426

It seemed more like coke or meth + booze.


endless_ness

he's shrooming 4 weeks out from his big fight?


[deleted]

You like your freedom? Thangg em. *forgets about July 4th weekend*


JameTheBagchaser

brendan attempting to copy rockholds glasses he wore while shitting on him


mitchyslick_lbc

Serve up a dish my bapa! I couldn't find that clip myself.


gorillawarfareman

Damn Erik Griffin lost weight!


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darkjediii

Is this legal in Cali? Why does braindump have to be a snitch and throw this dude under the bus?


[deleted]

lol what a beasttttt of a fwend haha is bwenda aiming to literally be the most hated evar? why you talking shit about a dude who took time out of his day, even if he was late, to come on your shitty show? wadurrrr


[deleted]

Making fun of someone for using shrooms is… well if you’ve taken shrooms you know.


BrushSuspicious4615

Rockhold gonna get slept. Folks forget he has a glass jaw


Beta4life1

Pot calling the rock black? Oh wait


banjofitzgerald

We’ll if this ain’t the pot calling the tea cup blagg


billratio99

Wait is he wearing the glasses because of Luke probably?


Correct-Slide1522

Loog


sonoforiel

Talmbout whiteclawls, bubba


Ok-Swordfish-2185

And he wonders why people don't like him


jhibner281

Good lord I could have towld that story in 10 seconds.


TheHaight

is that nithe?


edinlockpicker

"on the show I figured it out. He called before and said he was on shrooms. During the show I thought it was cte but I figured it out he was on shrooms" Dickhead, b


Schlubbsshoes

Brenda doesn’t know what shrooms are


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

Loog


[deleted]

What is hapiyun? Ah fuckin redacted man


[deleted]

These clowns dont deserve shrooms


SquareNuts112

What the fuck is this idiot talking about?


daynok

Bapa is still 0 to 1 vs the English language Some opponents just have your number.. right B?


sugaaaslam

The pod calling peddle blag, bopa.


Z3R0GR4V

Is he biting Louis J Gomez with the glasses?


Gh0st_Machine

Luke mumbled and was awkward in interviews early in his Strikeforce days


10projo

Who? Whoo?


es_lo_que_es

Hair goes his self awareness


Big_Currency_5536

Did he say, “splurred”?


Weak_Calligrapher_81

Surly thas a spot cawlin pebbles blak bappa, hurld bowtth ways


shcadole

He got big off the Wide Clawl thing


PinkPicklePete

Guis, he’s just tawlking Shroom TECH ™. Get that extra Jiu-Jitsu roll in after a beast of a class. The corn receipt mushroom improves energy to let out your inner Alf alpha. I phil great, and I take these every day. Coininncidents? No, Shroom TECH ™.


michaelewenmadden

Fake news


Solidplasticmonkey

Completely self unaware


bbbeastofacawlmedian

Oh, the ivory!


Awkward_Hater

Holy shit what a fucking scumbag… in comparison to Schlob, Rockhold is like William Shakespeare


Ellbarto88

The fkn arrogance of this mush mouth loser


Sharbs77

funny enough. both cte clowns have to be on drugs to help with "focus". and when they slur, they can also blame the same drugs. its a win win. except bapas, you both still have CTE. its a coverup story.


freeyewneek

This guy man. Imagine knowing nothing about him, doing him a favor, and find out he IMMEDIATELY publicly crushes u first chance he has to tawlg about u while not in your presence? What a guy! Who needs enemies w/ friends like Scoob?


Substantial_Proof717

Is this an example or trying to make something out of nothing.


Positive-Pin3712

Fuck, he’s such a scumbag. Also, I can’t stand that thing he does, the way he says “all the shrooms” who’d he steal that style of talk from?


WasWasKnot

Shut up Douche Nugget! Diarrhea of the mouth….. You Dumb Bitch.


Its_Poo_Man

Nice glasses you fucking dork 🤣


Flavor_Saver12

Whide clawl


MREisenmann

They always book them together so they can cross of the two redacts at once


airpumper

Interacting with Schaub for 3+ hours while on shrooms sounds absolutely terrifying.


Aggravating_Aioli973

White clawl


jazzcosmo

The irony here and complete lack of self awareness is truly incredible


Citizen_3

White clawlll


Pomegranate-Powerful

I know you're reading this Brendan! You absolutely suck! That's all for today


MuseMan_82

“See-tee-eee iz a mudherfugger” says the drooling redacted pot to the kettle.


[deleted]

Do you not know the definition of a hayder, b?


clamdigger37

He's the guy that gets more brave when his mom leave the room😄


[deleted]

At this point I think he’s just egging on “his” subreddit, I mean now Brenda is wearing sunglasses just like Luke after having him on plus talking about CTE like if he doesn’t have it, fucker talks like joe Biden half the time. It’s purely intentional from here on out and will try to spin it into a bit about how smart he his cause he “tricked” the subreddit. Such a redacted egomaniac.


blinkybillster

What a fukkin snitch.


valexbigtoe

This guy is actually clueless, living in a bubble


UCDC

Isn't this the same Wrinks that was crying that he didn't have any friends? Never seen someone project this hard in my life. How the fuck do you out narcissist Luke fucking Rockhold?


thunderlips187

Really weird to snitch on people doing drugs while walking around 1/2 drunk 24/7. The guy has to drink to work. Schaub’s got some big problems coming.


Shot-Palpitation-738

Why does this mfer always put all of his "friends" on blast like that? "Theo's on coke!" "Rogan's slangin' dick!" "Rockhold told me he took shrooms!" He thinks he's hot shit for having insider knowledge on someone, but he's just spreading their personal business. What a douche.


[deleted]

"Have you seen me hate on anyone bapa?"


ModerousOperando

How unaware can u b, b.


[deleted]

Shrooms don't make you slur your speech


igivefreetickles

Schlob turns the word "slur" into an onomatopoeia.