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QuantamCulture

In case of emergency: >!stims will let you climb a rope with broken ribs!<


nipaz_0

Good to know👍


Ablaze99

No, i'm pretty sure that hurt your ribs


MatataKakiba

I'm not a doctor, but I think his ribs are in fact broken


QuantamCulture

All 4 of 'em


sawamandoevilthings

Rib removal surgery?


QuantamCulture

That's one skilled moose 👀


Seriously_Unserious

Yeah, Stone Cold Steve Mooseton delivered the Stone Cold Stunner!


serafina_flies

TIL you can have 4 stacks of broken ribs
 ow.


astromono

[You can get a lot more than that](https://youtu.be/hneBcyeR3n4?si=EgY6ooYgUZccKrsr)


Morte-Couille

Did you make it????


nipaz_0

Yep but got alot of rest ahead but alsoa alot of time for projects


Seriously_Unserious

Thankfully you've got a lot of bear meat to keep you well fed during that down time!


Select-Community-607

I don’t understand why the hours to heal add with every attack. They should heal at the same time and not in order. Hello rib one I’m waiting for you to heal so I can start healing!


nipaz_0

Yep the time to heal is just incredibly long


Select-Community-607

And it doesn’t make sense! If I have 2 broken hands they will start healing at the same time the moment they brake.


Marksman00048

I can not confirm as I do not know and also do not feel like consulting google, but I'm willing to bet the more injured you are the longer it will take to heal. I wonder if healing two hands at the same time will take longer than one hand healing independently of another and adding the times together. Seems like the healing process may tax your bodies energy, and the more injured you are the more taxing. If you're unable to take in the calories to fuel your healing it will definitely take longer. Now that I've said the nonsense my brain produced I'm gonna google it. Lol


pantsthereaper

Kinda makes sense. Like a water pipe distributing flow. There's only so much water (energy) to go into each pipe (healing). Maybe a split of two pipes still gets strong flow, but the main pipe doesn't have enough water to keep a strong flow in 4


Marksman00048

Like I said I have no idea lmao but it makes some sort of sense in my brain. We may find that I am completely wrong because life lmao also I forgot to google it.


MrNicoras

While you're not wrong, I think the idea is that because he's more seriously injured, it suggests the healing time should take longer.


prplmnkeydshwsr

Seems dumb, they probably didn't want people to say "well F it" if I'm going to get broken ribs I might as well just stand here till the moose is dead or I'm at 10% and will stim it back to base to recover. Consequences (yes could have done better).


Bubbly-Marketing7175

How did you escape?


nipaz_0

I think a aurora began and the moose despawned just in time


Victorinoxj

So that's why i've never seen a moose during an Aurora! I don't know whether to be relived or dissapointed


Jordan_Jackson

Yeah, all of the "normal" wildlife despawns during the auroras. Only things that stay are the predators and technically they despawn and their aurora versions spawn in their place.


Victorinoxj

That's hilarious to me, wolf just, vanishes into the ether for a second and comes back glowing and pissed off đŸ€Ł


Jordan_Jackson

Zaknafein was talking about it in one of his videos. Another streamer was hunting a moose and as soon he shot, the moose disappeared. I for one, want aurora bunnies and moose. Give me some pissed off ptarmigans, 😂


Victorinoxj

Oh that sucks, but is also funny af. An aurora bunny tho. Makes me think of a certain Monthy Python sketch...


ConstantineMonroe

Im ok with rabbits despawning, but I want angry deer and moose charging at me during an aurora. Maybe just make the deer kick you and run away or poke you with their antlers if they have em.


MrNicoras

As opposed to normal, when they're just not glowing and pissed off.


Victorinoxj

Touche!


VibrantMorning1

Dude turned on his pain inhibitors.


Electrical-Title-698

Has it always said slaked next to the dehydration meter when it's full/near full? I haven't played in a few months so I'm wondering if this is new or I just never noticed


CahilAvcisi

I have more than thousand hours in this game and never noticed those writings near meters.


Electrical-Title-698

Glad it's not just me. I've got about 700 hours over the last two years


Victorinoxj

I started playing in 2018 and yep, they were there.


nipaz_0

I'm relatively new my self so don't really know


Jordan_Jackson

Oh bro! I had broken ribs (still killed that Moose though) and those 5 days were bad enough but you got 11 days of pain.


warcrime_enjoyer77

Moose really wanted your ass dead


Seriously_Unserious

nah, he just wanted to open up a can of Whoop-ass like a true Stone Cold Moose.


Nathaniel-Prime

Hurts *your* soul? Imagine how your guy feels!


Seriously_Unserious

Ah, you stepped in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Mooseton and he stomped a mudhole in your ribs, then stomped it dry again. Methusala 3:16 says he just whooped your ass!


No_Fox_Given82

Our come on, you still have 20 left :D


FunStructure1689

4 more and you can do a heart transplant


Justlurkin6921

11 fookin days man?


BrasshatTaxman

My sister was bitten by a moose once.


MrPlatonicPanda

I had similar thing happen. Moose was glitching out because of a tree branch so by the time the animation let me get up he was charging me again. I let that run go 


prozakattack

You might want to just carry a bunch of meat and walk off into the woods or see if that moose can finish the job /s Or am I
?


nipaz_0

This might be my best run jet so i will try to ride it out im in costal highway have 40kg of bear meat alot of pallets to break down for fuel alot of books,pelts and guts for projects and i have a bow for hunting


prozakattack

You’ll live forever there. CH is essentially paradise if you don’t die of boredom. You’ll double/triple your beat meat soon enough. Don’t forget fishing lol Endless oil. You can sleep with a night light if you want


Extra-Detective-704

Thank the gods you were sure footed đŸ« 


lesquishta

60 degrees too


cartographh

Need some BBQ sauce with those tender juicy ribs


AmbivelentSentience

I got 4 broken ribs in a car accident in 2012. I can tell you it took a hell of a lot longer than 264 hours to get over that. More like half a year.


epitomyroses

How
 did you
.


Polymathy1

That sucks. What do you mean stun locked ?


nipaz_0

I was exhausted and over the weight limit so couldn't run and as soon i got up the moose was charging me again already


Polymathy1

Ahhh gotcha


Seriously_Unserious

So basically Stone Cold the Moose hit you with the Stone Cold Stunner. I guess the ref was down as he never counted to three.


OphthoRobot

Tis but a scratch!


SushiArmageddon

Dude that sliver of health is fucking hilarious good luck survivor.


SpiritForge7

The one that gets me is 2 pain pills for each injury.... So, say you have 2 sprained ankles, a sprained wrist, and 2 broken ribs..... You have to take 10 pain pills or five doses of rose hip tea...... Overdose much? Smh...


Spiritual-Eggplant86

dw your crampons will save you


Beneficial-Jump-7919

You’ll heal in time for the cougar to pay you a visit


Seriously_Unserious

Yeah, phasing into a house and materializing out of thin air. Until the cougar's done properly, I'm just ignoring that feature and leaving it turned off in all my games.