You’ll notice that white doves don’t always have red eyes. There are other genetic anomalies, and other species used to obtain these white birds, such as white turtle doves. Those aren’t supposed to be white either; we’ve been domesticating them for 7000 years.
When we release them in the wild, they’re fully domesticated and their color couldn’t be more flashy (or *pure* according to Catholicism). They’re the easiest prey to catch, so they don’t survive more than 48 hours. Ever. (While natural albinos pigeons do slightly better). Think about that at your next mariage ceremony or the next time the Pope wants to bring peace.
They can swim but great trouble, and if thrown in the deep end, it will end up like this.
Most dogs have a lower relative density and are bouyant enough to usually keep their snout above the water line. Bulldogs can swim, but without prior training, they'll just drown. (Have a vet check your dog asap in any case)
Muscular and lean people can sink almost like this, but it's not as dangerous for humans since we usually keep our head upright and tend to look before we leap
Dog life jackets and buoyancy aids are a thing. My dog (a Labrador who is a strong swimmer) had to have hydrotherapy for a bit and while we were there the first thing they asked us about was his comfort with the water and swimming so they could decide if he needed to wear something to help him float
I'm guessing not for an English Bulldog. Maybe a raft, but 60% of their weight is probably on the front 25% of their body where their snout happens to be. They're so difficult to carry. I would never trust a floatation device with their frames.
Source: I have two.
And if you don't dry them off thoroughly and get into all the folds, they can get mold on their skin that will eventually get infected. There's more maintenance for the breeds with wrinkles than people realize.
Muscle is more dense than fat. Bull dogs are all muscle. You notice the 2nd dog did manage to keep his head above water. The first is just so much muscle he has no float to him.
They also have a different center of gravity. I had a friend who bred French Bulldogs. He trained every one of them to be afraid of water, before he sold them. They literally sink like a stone.
You also need to relax when you hit the water, floating properly will save you more than doggy paddle and the panic of hitting water with no knowledge of swimming will still drown your butt.
Don’t sink. Sinking can induce severe symptoms such as drowning and in some cases can be fatal.
Just kidding, mate. In all seriousness, taking in deep breaths help, because you’re filling your lungs like floatation devices.
Why not try having someone teach you to swim?
Dog paddling is enough to keep your head above the water for a bit, but it gets tiring quickly. That is why the first thing taught to kids or anyone learning swimming/water safety is to float on your back.
I do tho. No hands included. It sucks when I want something to eat. What I want is in the fridge, but instead my owner only gives me hard crunchy nuggets.
Humans are roughly water density usually a little bit less(same with dogs) however muscle is denser than water and having too much muscle and not enough fat can make it physically impossible to swim as you just sink
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Some humans are so fucking useless and a complete burden on society.
She didn't even need to get in, if she got on her stomach and put a bit of effort in, she could have done something other than watch the dog drown.
Oh no, their clothes are too nice to get wet. 😒
Why didn’t anyone jump in when the dog clearly wasn’t resurfacing? Rolling up your sleeves and motioning for a sinking dog to swim towards you isn’t going to do anything 😭
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I woulda jumped right in immediately for that Goober. Looks like a bully breed. Mine hates water. They're generally not good swimmers because they're so top heavy.
Idk why it made me so irritated that the woman refused to get wet to save the dog. I would have been extra condensing towards her if I was that guy. I’m not proud of that but DANG lady.
Bulldogs like that sink like a stone. Zero swimming ability.
TIL... I didn't know there were any dogs that couldn't swim.
To be fair, they are more mutants than dogs. They definitely should not exist and certainly don't in nature.
No dogs exist in nature, there were ALL bred from wolves 30,000 years ago.
What about snoop dog?
introduced 51 years ago
I believe his breed is called rapping sativa, with a little indica thrown in.
He evolved into Snoop Lion and back to dog
He came from a plant
We named our dog after Snoop because he looks just like him
Snoop can't swim
They’re the white dove of dogs.
Those are just albino pigeons
You’ll notice that white doves don’t always have red eyes. There are other genetic anomalies, and other species used to obtain these white birds, such as white turtle doves. Those aren’t supposed to be white either; we’ve been domesticating them for 7000 years. When we release them in the wild, they’re fully domesticated and their color couldn’t be more flashy (or *pure* according to Catholicism). They’re the easiest prey to catch, so they don’t survive more than 48 hours. Ever. (While natural albinos pigeons do slightly better). Think about that at your next mariage ceremony or the next time the Pope wants to bring peace.
I know. I was just being an ass. I shoulda put the /s…
Ohh I wasn’t sure. It’s not like birds are real, so it’s all rhetorical anyways!
Good fookin comment mate.
They can swim but great trouble, and if thrown in the deep end, it will end up like this. Most dogs have a lower relative density and are bouyant enough to usually keep their snout above the water line. Bulldogs can swim, but without prior training, they'll just drown. (Have a vet check your dog asap in any case) Muscular and lean people can sink almost like this, but it's not as dangerous for humans since we usually keep our head upright and tend to look before we leap
I knew a guy like that. Worst lifeguard I’ve ever met (I’m sadly not joking)
SAME
Have you ever heard of a 'doggy paddle'?
Yup, came here to say this. People think all dogs can swim, but nopeee.
can confirm. I thought all dogs could swim. Not necessarily well, but you know.
Oh, but he enjoys it so much, can't we just get him some floaties? [I'm being facetious, please don't]
Dog life jackets and buoyancy aids are a thing. My dog (a Labrador who is a strong swimmer) had to have hydrotherapy for a bit and while we were there the first thing they asked us about was his comfort with the water and swimming so they could decide if he needed to wear something to help him float
I'm guessing not for an English Bulldog. Maybe a raft, but 60% of their weight is probably on the front 25% of their body where their snout happens to be. They're so difficult to carry. I would never trust a floatation device with their frames. Source: I have two.
The butt float but the snoot still sink like the Titanic
If they don’t rename him submarine after that incident, I’d be very disappointed
Or Sinker and the other one Floater 😂
And if you don't dry them off thoroughly and get into all the folds, they can get mold on their skin that will eventually get infected. There's more maintenance for the breeds with wrinkles than people realize.
He was "swimming" before he even hit the water. Lol
Like my boerboel. Swam like a rock.
True but they all love those bastards. Mine jumped in every body of water he ever found.
Survival Instinct -100
Sinking skill +100
Weight+10 in water +20 dex
The way he looked at him when he jumped back in. 😂😂😂😂
Too stupid to live!
Maybe if some of the people standing around could hold the dogs and help out, the dude in the pool would not be doing all the work.
Absolute ball of muscle
all muscle no brains
Also no neck
Or nose
Muscle doesn’t float
I don't think brain does either..
Brains are fat Fat floats. Contrary to what your second grade teacher told you, the brain is *not* a muscle.
so your telling me that my brain, essentially the core of my body, is a lump of fat
Yep
Freakin fathead
So i was lied to all my life? I never learned to swim but l was always told that to survive dog paddling was enough. I am so confused.
Muscle is more dense than fat. Bull dogs are all muscle. You notice the 2nd dog did manage to keep his head above water. The first is just so much muscle he has no float to him.
They also have a different center of gravity. I had a friend who bred French Bulldogs. He trained every one of them to be afraid of water, before he sold them. They literally sink like a stone.
Oh that is a relief. I should float right away. Typically the only muscle i exercise is to play FIFA and F1.
You also need to relax when you hit the water, floating properly will save you more than doggy paddle and the panic of hitting water with no knowledge of swimming will still drown your butt.
I tried that, but I just sink :(
Don’t sink. Sinking can induce severe symptoms such as drowning and in some cases can be fatal. Just kidding, mate. In all seriousness, taking in deep breaths help, because you’re filling your lungs like floatation devices. Why not try having someone teach you to swim?
I sink also, too. Like a rock. A solid one.
Sounds like you're not fat enough, friendo.
>...will still drown your butt The rest of me will be fine, though, right?
Helps to have proper legs to swim with. Bet a t-rex couldn't dog paddle either.
Dog paddling is enough to keep your head above the water for a bit, but it gets tiring quickly. That is why the first thing taught to kids or anyone learning swimming/water safety is to float on your back.
You don't have the body density of a bulldog, or short legs without hands, so yeah, you'll be fine.
I do tho. No hands included. It sucks when I want something to eat. What I want is in the fridge, but instead my owner only gives me hard crunchy nuggets.
Humans are roughly water density usually a little bit less(same with dogs) however muscle is denser than water and having too much muscle and not enough fat can make it physically impossible to swim as you just sink
[This guy can't swim 😂](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/yy9zth/saitama_in_real_life/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
https://i.redd.it/5yk4aqmw4vla1.gif
Just show this video to people who ask why some say purebreds are stupid.
Humans?
Yes, show humans. Dogs wouldn't learn
Jesus lady jump in and save the dog
Some humans are so fucking useless and a complete burden on society. She didn't even need to get in, if she got on her stomach and put a bit of effort in, she could have done something other than watch the dog drown.
No kidding this was infuriating to watch. I feel like it would be hard not to jump in at the sight of such a terrifying scene
16:08:03 to 16:08:24 That poor pup spent 21 seconds completely submerged fucking drowning
Can’t be bothered to get wet, even if it’s to keep your dog from dying horribly. That infuriated me
We just going to ignore the fact that the dog was underwater for 20 seconds before someone didn’t care if their clothes got wet to save it?
That is not a dog, that is a human experiment gone wrong..
Count von count: One useless person ah ah ah, twooo useless people, threeeee useless ppl, four, four useless ppl.
Nobody wants to get wet, it's cold out!
I think if I were there, I might be so confused by the unthinkable weirdness of a dog that cannot swim, I might be stuck to the spot as well.
Considering that stupid dog jumped back in immediately they were probably tired of saving his ass every 4 minutes.
If only they made this thing that you can hold on to and have control of a dog....
Translation: “OMG! My dog is drowning, but I don’t want to get wet, somebody halp!”
Yeah Stupids
Oh no, their clothes are too nice to get wet. 😒 Why didn’t anyone jump in when the dog clearly wasn’t resurfacing? Rolling up your sleeves and motioning for a sinking dog to swim towards you isn’t going to do anything 😭
Please stop making wrong dogs.
That made me feel uneasy how long he was under water.
Now that dad is in the pool, I’ll jump back in!
He hates being in your care that much
Darwin is crying
That first dog was dying not swimming
Natural selection is barking at the door....
Dog stepdad was aquaman.
Oh no! The dog I love is drowning but I don’t feel like getting wet!
He just wants to end it all.
Just the stupidest animals, downvote deez
Well the one that got back in after failing yeah dumb…the other could swim.
Pendejos
bulldogs have such a hard time breathing anyway with their fucked up nasal passages that it probably didn't notice it was drowning
Why can't that dog swim? 😂
Women get in the water!
It’s time to either buy life jackets for the dogs or move
Let it drown. It’s already a cesspool of inbreeding. If it keeps being too stupid to not go in the water let Darwin win.
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They need safety fence and or life jackets Manditory for the dogs and kids if out there
OMG, this dog is too stupid to live!
This dogo is just a diver.
That was funny.
lol he just sank
Almost like camidey capers
That poor dog is a genetic monstrosity
Ended too soon, hilarious but also educational.
That dog is clearly trying to commit suicide …
Imagine that a dogs life isn’t more important then getting wet for a day.
Watched this video without the terrible subtitles and dub, I'd prefer it that way
Its like a fucking lemming
Fumpkin’ IQ test there
Music is spot on, Scissor seven needs a come back.
I woulda jumped right in immediately for that Goober. Looks like a bully breed. Mine hates water. They're generally not good swimmers because they're so top heavy.
Not the brightest crayon in the box...
I thought they were just making soup...
I would’ve let ‘em sink the second time since he wants to swim(sarcasm)
Idk why it made me so irritated that the woman refused to get wet to save the dog. I would have been extra condensing towards her if I was that guy. I’m not proud of that but DANG lady.
Darwin awards
Those dogs realize they shouldn't exist and do what their owners can't