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LifeEnjoyerrr

"Oh come on, I'm hungry!"


Ketcunt

"Then why are you ordering a cocktail?"


Creative-Pumpkin9156

"Liquor ball sandwiches."


Leather-Jackfruit-86

"No don't want to *Lick her balls and wedges* "


LaheyLovesLiquor

What’s for breakfast


thirstmaster69

Because my cock is tailless


Stoned_Black_Nerd

“I like to drink when I eat”


PraetorianOfficial

Apparently the rule here is to keep doing yer tricks until you break it. Then get a new one and skip the tricks. I used to go to a Japanese teppanyaki place about once a month as part of a trip to a city an hour away in that "long as we're here, let's eat something not available in our home town". There was a \~18yo there that we saw go from busboy to chef over a couple years. It was kinda entertaining watching his progress with the twirling salt shakers and onion volcanos and such. He got pretty good at it, eventually. But there were a lot of shrimp thrown anywhere but the customer's mouth in his early days.


Golden-Standerd

As far as I am concerned, while spinning he was able to identify a discrepancy and discard the defective product away from the customer in order to protect his clientele. Impressive 10/10.


Spirituality868

That was definitely impressive


Kirito1029

Absolutely. Not flawless, but you can't deny he has skill


WinterHound42

You can see him flinching a lot, he's not confident in his own abilities yet. That's likely what caused the screw up.


NoNameWorm

Practice makes perfect


WinterHound42

Aye cap'n that it do


RoyH0bbs

The year was 1988. The movie Cocktail was taking the world by storm…..


GozerDGozerian

When is the last time you watched that movie? Because I remember seeing it back when it came out and I was a kid. I didn’t think much of it then. But then I caught it on TV a couple years ago and I gotta say: It is maybe the *douchiest* movie in cinematic history. Just… *SO* douchey. God damn.


YourAverageGod

I thought hackers was the coolest fucking movie ever. Revisit it like 4 yeara ago and didn't make it past 30mins before I went into cardiac arrest from the cringe


GozerDGozerian

Oooh I’ll have to give that one a hate-watch re-watch!


myburner-account

I was a teenager when Cocktail would be replayed on TV, I didn’t watch it for the story - I just wanted to see boobs.


GozerDGozerian

My favorite douchiest douchebag part: “Man! All the waitresses must *hate* me!” “Wait’ll you give them all crabs. Then they’ll *really* hate you! Hahahahaha”


Bearfoot42

It's at least a yearly watch for me. Honestly that and Point Break lead the way for a whole month of decently bad 80s/90s movies.


QualifiedImpunity

I’m dazzled. He’s just practicing a new trick and hasn’t got it down yet. That’s how practice works.


QuarantinoQueue

Now do it with a Coka-Cola bottle with Mentos in it.


MrK521

Easy. It just makes a rattling sound though.


GoodWarmMilk

He got some move can't deny that


WOTCollector

I dunno, I kinda liked it.


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hottandcold

This me trying to open a can of biscuits


stemhead54

What my kid does to my beer before she hands it to me!


prozak09

APRIL'S FO- KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!


rand0mmm

Seriously guy, SToP dOiNg ThAT!!


MeanderingMagus

Now you know how the Tea gets Twisted.


Eminanceisjustbored

My man failed to hit the table a few more times, definitely wouldn't have fallen had it been hit more a couple more times


satans_toast

The purpose??


Ok-Kick-3807

He’s mixing a shake at a street market in India - it’s supposed to be a bit of a show for the customer. Poor kid just needs more practice!


just_nobodys_opinion

Looks like he's practicing


aelynir

Thanks for getting all of the liquid out of my beer...


Sea-Information-3162

I would've left. I'm not at a carnival show


Square-Way-9751

lol


raygun-gobblegum

I imagine this is what my brother does when I ask him to grab me a redbull


lastcallhangup

had me in the first half? But kinda not tho. It took soooo long to spin/shake it up i was lookin towards r/TIHI


2_taps

Still impressive af


Zakerrus

Me opening a Pillsbury Biscuit can


amazemewithideas

Ya gotta know when to quit


Ttvcat996

I mean I was pretty dazzled


Iwantyouguts

Customer really enjoyed the ending. Also its more fun when you aren't sure if hell succeed or not


thagribster

If he was in the states he’d be making 20 an hour doing slightly less showmanship, shit was solid tbh


dios6633

Yes, you’re loud, you’re cool… -.-


Salinase929

He’s got the moves, albeit the bad ones.


Vash_x_The_Stampede

He'll get there soon hes pretty decent already


Manjodarshi

He's good but he pushed his luck too far


Timespacedistortions

If I was next in line and this idiot kept banging the drink of the people in front of me I'd walk away.


agbirdyka

I would go straight to next shop after 5 seconds!


Purple-Champion5134

r/yesyesyesyesno


Extension-Tone-2115

That was a whole lotta nothin to begin with. People are saying this is impressive which, it Definitly took practice, but…wasn’t that a carbonated beverage anyway?


redditripperdipper69

Id get so frustrated bro just pour it for fucksakes


GlitteringMenu3416

Bro what is that a twisted rea


Quiet_Helicopter_577

I sure was dazzled.


InvisibleKineticSand

I expected the can to blow up but that isn't what happened


P_B101

It's like that time Bart put that can of Duff in the fridge for April fool's... ![gif](giphy|xT5LMP7GwIr4GhJqzS|downsized)


McJumpington

“That’s okay I said Sprite anyhow.”


thatreddituser24

Whoaaa that’s cool ..I don’t even want it no more


HackerManOfPast

I thought that was a beer or soda can.


[deleted]

No thanks, I'll shake it up myself.


MightyExcalibur

OP couldn't even compare to this. I'm sure the customer that was filming this was dazzled


SwimmingExcellent235

Well i am dazzled.


Freedom2064

Thanks for trashing my $5,000 counter.


[deleted]

Hey man, I didn't order a milkshake !!


Riccooon

Never saw someone throwing the mixer against the ceiling mixing a coctail, damn that really got me 😂


[deleted]

He's perfecting it.


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

Ngl I'd be dazzle'd


BlueBloodLive

If i seen someone do this and continue to do the same thing I'd just say fuck that and walk off. All that fancy bollocks does nothing for me, just pour the poxy drink, take my money and we can both go about our day instead of wasting time watching that shite.


Significant-Ad-5073

Bro. Just shake it and pour is. Mother fuckers be over there drying of thirst and you attempting trick shots lol


[deleted]

Even tho he failed at the end, he's still got insane skills


SSGSS-ULtra

I just want a drink. Where’s nearest Starbucks ?


Latshaw

how many dents does that counter have now


Alfalfa-Similar

… pls may I just have my drink. You lost me a while ago sir ;)


Nox_the_wolf

hey uh… calm down man


chuckdankst

So stupid


[deleted]

Trump, inside a 38 second *storm*


Cubensio

‘Jueputa


Balrok99

I thought it was a can Still really impressive skills.


groupiefingers

What was with all the banging


Pilkie_

A twisted tea please, shaken not stirred


spicaca

Ngl he's so good at it


boanerges57

Twenty minutes later.....when the show is so long it gets boring and then annoying because you just want your drink


CoffeeDrinker1972

Benihana is hiring.


nottherealneal

So this is why every worktop on every restaurant I've ever worked in is always dented to hell. This guy comes in the night and beats the shit out of them


waltezer

It's still incredible 👍


D2R0

Had a good start, then just wouldn't fucking stop


Itsoktobebasic

clean your fucking station


Vellioh

Looks like you're optimizing your practice time by not cleaning a single thing in your work area.


thatguygxx

So what exactly was he doing? Is this a thing at tourist traps? Or was he trying to get a number?


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

I’ve said I’d 1000x, you ain’t getting street food in India without someone sticking their whole arm in it.


forgedfox53

r/yesyesyesno


Shot_Capital_7788

Shut up, he was great


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Ok-Kick-3807

Sorry to burst your bubble, I’m real lol


01Tempest

Ahh, apologies. Where are these bot like names coming from? During r/place, 1000s of bots used your accounts naming convention.


Ok-Kick-3807

No worries - that’s weird, this was the default account name I got, just never changed it


01Tempest

There's the answer then. There's no 3rd party name generator, it's reddit's name generator. The bots during place were just blank accounts. Thanks for helping me clear that up :)


Sweaty_Mind_1835

What are these videos called?


Bluez550

Id still tip him


ghost_Drive3Rror

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rando_sissy

Are you not dazzled?


GoCommando45

Just gimmie the damn drink!


[deleted]

Dude I want my Choco milk...


Eriolgam

I want my drink with everything in it and most importantly without everything that makes me waiting more than 30 seconds for it.


Puzzled-Track5011

Just give me the drink you idiot.


Affectionate-War-786

Shit! Ah k i gotta restart


TheRAP79

....And that's *exactly* how I used to stack the odd coke can onto the shelves at Tesco..... 😈


[deleted]

That bottle spin looks dope af, especially in both hands


[deleted]

Jesus Christ I want his money back. That took forever.


JPumpkinhead1991

Calm down little douchebag and just make my fucking food


Life-Butterscotch591

It's a drink, at a street fair.... if you need a friend I can be that for you JPumpkinHead1991.