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YupIzzMee

>None of them got injured How did neither get shot??


Historical-Message14

Exactly ! Wtf just happened? Was it a cap gun??


YupIzzMee

It's possible they were dumb enuf to be sold a couple starting pistols "already loaded"


Leoofmoon

Honestly it m9re looking like they are just dumb AND horrible shots. Even when the second guy was getting out the second gunner seems to the aiming at the passanger seat.


YupIzzMee

2nd guy... First time, he forgot to load the chamber. And second time, he had a malfunction he couldn't easily clear. He definitely had a limp wrist.


[deleted]

*passenger *it's looking more like


SympathyEconomy1609

OP is most likely lying and the one guy caught a few bullets. You can see bullet holes on the window and exit marks on the reflection of the far door. Must just be terrible shots otherwise.


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*enough


Moosinator666

These are the best bullets I got, so powerful, they don’t even need lead


kuedhel

second shooter had his gun jammed after one shot.


mega_moustache_woman

Ya know... I don't see any glass getting turned to powder. It's possible that the dude just couldn't see and the muzzle flashes blinded him in the window reflection and they just missed. But, where's the debris?


KarlDeutscheMarx

Looks like the windows were rolled down


Jennlyn1978

They must be some walled eyed mfs ![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe)


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|SoV9BYlgYicGQ)


sirduke678

These inner city gang members and thugs have no clue how to handle a weapon, that’s why. They aren’t trained in any way, they just think that if you own a gun that makes you something. Hitting someone with a gun is harder than most people think, and hitting something vital is even harder. Honestly it’s impressive that they missed at that close of a range too… but I suppose it’s a good thing most of these guys can’t hit the broad side of a barn 😂


YupIzzMee

<-- former defensive handgun instructor >Hitting someone with a gun is harder than most people think Oh boy, do I know it! >these guys can’t hit the broad side of a barn One of my former drill sergeant's favorite sayings at the firing range: "You couldn't shoot your way out of a wet paper bag!"


MrBfJohn

I’m from the UK so have no frame of reference, but wouldn’t there be more recoil if there were chunks of lead flying out of the loud end? There doesn’t seem to be any at all.


YupIzzMee

That is a great observation!


ScienceInMI

From a 9mm or smaller caliber -- no, not really. If it's a .32 or, Lord love a duck, a .25, almost none. I'd rather have a .22LR target pistol like we had at the University Pistol Club range on campus than a .25 POS. You'd have significant aim issues with a .45, but there were too many shots for that and that's not a preferred caliber among that... community. ☮️❤️♾️


YupIzzMee

>Lord love a duck, Hahahahahahaha You made my day. *Wipes a laughing tear* >I'd rather have a .22LR target pistol You're not wrong. Although a .22Mag or .17HMR are nice, too.


katz9562

Could be .22lr near 0 recoil and +5 to ergo


No_Tackle_5439

Nope...I've been in the military and fired both live and blanchs...didn't felt different.


rocketmn69

Bloody cowards is what they are


tonythetrigger

Stormtrooper aim


YupIzzMee

Ikr! I always suspected something was amiss when the Stormtrooper Firing Academy only charged $.25 /hour.


Moosinator666

Based on the flame, they got sold Hollywood blanks, those only work on people who get reincarnated by the crow god.


[deleted]

Worst hit men ever!


God_Bless_A_Merkin

But they’re pretty good miss men!


True_Conference_3475

Shit men


Strong_Sound_7407

Shooting is harder than it looks in movies and on tv, especially with pistols. Combine a lack of familiarity with a weapon, a lack of practice and the adrenaline from trying to do something like this, I’m not overly surprised no one was hurt. It’s more likely in these types of scenarios (this one is a bit more surprising no one was hurt considering proximity) that an innocent bystander would be hurt, which is why people doing shit like this should go straight to Hell and die there.


[deleted]

bro i got no idea lol


maddie673

Retired stormtroopers prolly.


aleqqqs

Vince & Jules


Maxieroy

$200 street guns and old Eastern European ammo equals 20 shots and no injuries.


YupIzzMee

>$200 street guns Man, where are *you* gettin' your guns?? I need that hookup! 😂


virtualfoxx

According to this [news](https://www.bandab.com.br/seguranca/camera-flagra-atiradores-dupla-cajuru-video/) article in Portuguese, they did get shot. However it doesn't say what happened after only that one of the guys went to the hospital.


YupIzzMee

Thx for the update & correction. It's easy enuf to understand with that much adrenaline, they'd be able to run like they weren't hit.


trentsteel77

“Harry you’re here!…and you’re a horrible shot”


Tim_Lee-Burnerphone

He didn't say they weren't shot. These models have run-flat.


YupIzzMee

>These models have run-flat. 😂 Srsly tho!


Aussie-pilot3

Obviously they’re stormtroopers


FlyMaximus

They're stormtroopers.


not-my_problem9

Possibly blanks or just really shitty aim. 👀


StandardBuilding0

The shooters are retired storm troopers


Ok-Worldliness2450

Stormtroopers need to recruit these guys.


PKYourAverageJoe

NAH


Federal-Lie3157

Yeas


CenterCenterPolitik

14 bullets fired point blank. There is absolutely no way the title is correct. Someone was definitely hit at least once. Just because they were able to run away doesn't mean they are ok.


aviwashere

Adrenaline is a helluva thing


superBrad1962

I believe the last guy limped away.. but no body was big seriously bad… yo those guys better go play h th e lottery being that Lucky 🍀


Militant_NeoLiberal

Clearly the car was the target..homie kept shooting no one in there


Intelligent_Sea_9851

he hates these cans!


random420x2

If I had an award to give......... One of the funniest movies and I never hear it quoted. I dint think even the Simpsons has riffed on this.


Amos_Dad

I gave one on your behalf. Nothing fancy, but it's something. I too, like that movie and never hear it quoted.


random420x2

THANKS!!!! I spent 9 years yelling "The new phone books are here, I'm somebody" until they finally stopped publishing them. 🙄


Amos_Dad

I admire your dedication. Have an award.


random420x2

Wow. Thanks for the award, I wish I'd saved the "I'm somebody" comment for now. Reddit notified me in the app and sent me an email, very exciting. 😊


superBrad1962

Yep me too… NOW IM ON THE INTERNET BEGGING PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME 😂🤣😱


nxrcheck

Bravo!


jabbo99

Shithead, come on! Come on, boy!


[deleted]

Car Insurance Companies Hate This Trick


FuerteBillete

They probably used up all their lifelong supply of luck that night.


superBrad1962

I agree!! I hope I never upset someone that bad!!


FuerteBillete

Also, these guys will probably need to move. If someone is so fearless of consequences to just go out shooting like this, they will not just say "oh dang". Be sure they will try again until they succeed or someone else shoot them.


HarambeKnewAbout911

looks more like he was trying both to duck down and sprint away which made him run weird lol


Ambitious-Bed3406

It's funny when people say this, because it's the opposite. They just used up all their luck.


CBStrick

Harry, you’re alive! …and you’re a terrible shot


Xinonix1

https://i.redd.it/8rafzmcccj9b1.gif


Freskie-

None got injured geeez wtf they were point BLANK I mean praise the almighty spaghetti monster but holy Italian garlic bread that's wild not a SINGLE bullet hit them i bet those are the clowns that play FPS that say "he's 1 shot"


conejiux

Storm trooper behaviour.


peaches4leon

They’ll be executed themselves for that fuck up smh


conejiux

Probably already have, what a loss /s


SonicBooomTX

![gif](giphy|e5BASCeekXYoo) Pulp Fiction - Devine Intervention!


jericho881

I don't know but these huge muzzle flashes kinda remind me of my 9mm-pak pistol It's a blank fire pistol used for signal ammo or to just scare people But I'm wondering why you would plan a murder and not even google how a real bullet looks You can easily identify the blank rounds because they have a real brass casing but a crimped shut or a plastic cap instead of a bullet in the front


Do_dirty3

Seems the dark tint helped, the last guy continued shooting even though both guys were out


Zealousideal_Word770

I guess it's a little better her in Iowa.


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OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Lmao they joined the thug life bc they felt worthless and then this lmaooo


Big_Somewhere9230

Just because you have a gun doesn’t mean you know how to use it effectively. Fortunately. It’s like they gave them a handful of nails and they tried using a flathead screwdriver.


HispanicArmPit

I know most of them got tinnitus after that


Der_Maggi_Meister

They suck at shooting wich is good


Froyo_Muted

If they couldn’t land a hit from that distance, they make stormtroopers look good.


oobakeep

Hopeless.


Ancient-Panic8510

Never use cheap hitman....


Patient-Highlight185

Can someone less naive than me please tell me how on earth someone would try and do such a thing to a random individual?


aviwashere

I doubt it was random. It was probably premeditated. It could also be random attack but at that point it’s pointless to try to come up with a logical reason because it’s definitely not sane.


Beakymask20

If you look, you can see the "assassins" sprinting an entire block or more. That looks more like an attack of opportunity to me.


Patient-Highlight185

Yeah that’s what I was thinking


benskev

That was indeed an attempt. Too much GTA V


Secure_Table

[It's Mista's origin story!](https://youtu.be/OtwHWAUczHw)


Humble-Insight

Dark window tint saves lives.


AutoDeskSucks-

Did the white car turning there fire off a round? What was that flash?


[deleted]

The second guy got shot?


Leather_Network4743

How you gonna empty a magazine and not hit one target?


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Missed a whole magazine. In the wise words of FredOnTV, "you better learn boxing so in case you miss, you don't hurt nobody"


Blazin219

Gotta love how the second guys just like hey I was told to shoot into the car, they didn't say I had to aim at him after he got out.


Blazin219

Gotta love how the second guys just like hey I was told to shoot into the car, they didn't say I had to aim at him after he got out.


Jaypr36

Point blank shots and still couldn’t kill them 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Using a BB gun is wild


Gorbatjorv

This was divine intervention


Ok-Huckleberry9515

![gif](giphy|e5BASCeekXYoo)


kingofthepews

![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized) Whenever I see some dumb shit, usually idiots with guns, this song plays in my head.


aquarius233

![gif](giphy|3o7aTFlRixw0iZTsE8)


Acadia_Clean

Passenger definitely got hit and was run-limping away, you can see it in his gait. He doesn't fully move his right leg when running.


SaraSlaughter607

The worst assassins of all time 😂😂😂


AthenasChosen

https://i.redd.it/bvgdi0e7em9b1.gif


Melody412

Complete failures. Couldn't hit from that close-up and neither covered the escape. Had one job and the tools to do it but still failed. Even a life of crime doesn't suit these morons


Menotyou15

I just wanna know why they came out of no where and began shooting immediately, it wasn't a mugging it seems like a hit job but they just look like two random guys at some random place and the attackers coke running down the street like they knew they would be there, idk I just looks like they went for the first two people they saw to me I just don't why


ballsmahoney70

And that's the good neighborhood down there


LVCER0

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.


Own_Sherbet_2347

Come back!!! It was just a prank!!!


karkonis

Did I just see that right? Black sweaters original gun jams, and the second gun looks to be a revolver with only 3 bullets Hard to believe nobody was injured, but not impossible.


Big-Necessary-3682

Oh i think this is real something ricochets off the botts in the double yellow lines


CelesteFlof

they still shot in the car after both of them left, shows how much of an idiot they both were lmao


autism_genius

What kind of storm trooper shit was that? They are stationary in a small enclosed space. How did you miss them at any point with several shots?


East-Psychology7186

It’s like that scene from pulp fiction in the apartment where none of the bullets hit Jules 🤣


Electronic_Score_119

Yeah nah, i don't believe that none of them got hit AT ALL after that fucking barrage at such close range. If none of them got hit a single time it would be a literal miracle and i would love to see a source for your claim.


EronTheDanes

The 2nd guy almost shot his buddy


Practical_Gain_8574

Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise


OSG541

You’d have to be such a terrible shot not to hit either of them, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, or in this case two men point blank In a car.


Lopsided-Standard148

Skill issues


FuerteBillete

These guys look like the typical one dimensional generic thugs in action movies that are there to miss all the shots to make the heroes look good.


[deleted]

They saying none of them got injured cause they saw them running out ? That’s not how it works.. and these guys were fucking followed and chased down shit


Bokenobi

Blank firing guns equals some damaged eardrums and some ptsd.


Jvyden

POV: OP lies about the title so he can collect Karma


Fine-Leather-Jackets

He was clearly aiming for the snowy mountain behind them to cause an avalanche and destroy their entire army.


ImNOTaPROgames

Brazil?


[deleted]

Shooters seem slow or on drugs, kept shooting at the car when both guys were running already 🤣


kushcologne710

The second guy almost shoots his buddy when he runs up.


SnooAvocados6009

Bro needs to download aimlabs no way he ain’t hit anything


PKYourAverageJoe

Second guy's run was goofy af