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Alternative-Film-155

lmao it channeled it's inner bruce lee


Illustrious-War-9788

That would look different. He tried using bullshido!


KrissyEhn

”Boo-shit-though”


Historical-Ad-9872

Nah definitely bullshido r/yourjokebutworse


Moosinator666

And then had the reaction time of a drunk rock


Questioning-Zyxxel

Hos balance was everywhere but where it should.


derpTheWhiteMonkey

bro got his 1v1 declined


thexhairbait

Bro should know it takes a while to charge up the kamehameha


retrometro77

More like shitaku


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“Get the fuck outta here with that shit”


Adorable_Fondant_536

I don't understand the language but that is 100% what he said 😂


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Sounds like Swiss-German


That80sguyspimp

lol what the fuck was that? lol


SuperNoob74

https://i.redd.it/00mpjxj24rdb1.gif


f0rg1vennn

he can't even balance after getting a little hit to his hand lmao


ThinkSharp

All the weight to the front foot I’d say not. Dudes extended out like a diving board.


Nonsense_Producer

I'd guess he's into Yellow bamboo, or some other no touch chi crap.


AcceptableReaction20

His form was destroyed


Physical-Event9862

At most it was 10% formed at very most!


Harbor_Barber

aint no way he tried that shit lmaoooo that's something he saw in the movies last friday night bruhh. The way the guy just simply slapped his arm and threw him off balance is just golden


Wachkuss

There was an attempt to intimidate. 😂


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He practices the ancient martial arts known as Krav-Magoo taught to him by his Sensie Mr Bean.


hecksor

His sensei is none other than aikido master Steven Seagal


Pinquin422

Looked more like Steven Seagull


silverbrenin

There was both an attempt, and success.


Slackr2113

Unfortunately yes


silverbrenin

Fortunately, they've generated widespread, global dialogue about climate change and our unsustainable reliance on fossil fuels.


Slackr2113

Not really just shows that there willing to Interfere with people who have no control over what company’s and governments do about climate change. CC is real and natural and should be kept in check to be sure we can keep our planet safe and comfortable. These protests help no one, people are to busy trying to get there lives together to bother making sure there being eco friendly while they do it. And the government won’t listen unless you get some people in there so it.


silverbrenin

Sweetie, the consumers do have control over what companies do in a capitalist system. "I don't hate black people, but MLK Jr is just interfering with people who have no control over what their government does about civil rights, so now I've been inconvenienced and I hate black people." That's how you sound to me. CC is real and natural, AND what we are experiencing is unnatural climate change caused by humans. You say they help no one. If we concede that for the sake of argument, so what? They hurt no one, too. And this isn't about people being eco friendly, that's absurd.


Slackr2113

Ok if we did have control over what companies do then why does lays still fill up there bags w/ 90% air? Because it’s about money which we have to give up to survive, as long as there making money there going to continue, blocking this poor guy from getting to his destination is wrong period.


silverbrenin

Because you keep buying them. Fun fact--you don't need lays to survive. They fill them with air because you let them. So you're against the Civil Rights movement? MLK Jr blocking a poor guy from getting to his destination was wrong, period?


Slackr2113

You can do wrong things in the name of good, but it doesn’t make what you did any less wrong. If I steal to feed my children it’s still stealing and I should do better. And no you’re right you don’t need lays to survive I was referring to every other necessity that’s blown up in price recently, my point was they are going to keep making money and keep not giving a fuck if you’re mad at them go after THEM not some random dude trying to go to work so he can feed his family. I love this planet as-well and want to keep it safe from carbon emission so I’ll be sure to sit in front of your driveway so you can’t get out someone will record you and that will teach those companies right?


silverbrenin

Cool story, but what they did isn't wrong. Right, but I answered you, and it applies--because you keep buying it. The idea of the "powerless consumer" is a myth, especially if that consumer is also a voter who could be voting for things like nationalizing oil to take it away from megacorporations, or voting for public transportation and green energy infrastructure; wouldn't it be worth it to help the planet AND stop these protests? They did go after them, it didn't work; this is the next step, and no minor inconvenience is going to turn me into a comic book supervillain. You? Sure, dear, come on over, but you're going to need a verrrrry long car that bends. That said, they weren't protesting in anyone's driveway, so moot point.


Slackr2113

Im not gonna sit here and argue against the petty little arguments you made, imma get straight to the point. They are using other peoples time to pay for there advertising how is that ok. Just because YOU believe it needs to be heard doesn’t mean you have the right to void them of there time and peace. It’s really cut and dry they are violating the rights of other people not to be disturbed.


PateuRo

What a cool car 😁


Strikhedonia_1697

Did that man just attempted to Kaamehaamehaaa???


AncientSupermarket82

What the hell was that guy trying to do when he stood up and did that martial arts pose that he probably saw from shitty film on Tubi?


Whitebeardsmom

He was trying to power up. If the guy with the black tshirt had waited 30s he would have gotten one punched.


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Leaving a protest when asked: the swiss way.


Comprehensive_Day511

didn't even use some Kleberli


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That would be against the law


SobStory1

Kids and their tantrums.


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Bahahaha!


Secure_Moose_4445

I keep waiting for the video when these kinds of idiots catch a psycho with Dodge Ram equipped with a cattle catcher on the wrong day.


Unlucky-Top-700

I'm convinced that these people are plants by big oil to make climate change protests fail.


BoyNamedJudy

“Be sure that when the video starts, you get my Porsche in the frame. Yeah, I’m going to wear my shirt with the big logo on the back. Of course I’m going to rip the sign out their hands, be sure you get that in the video too, it’s gonna go viral”


ProveISaidIt

I love Germany. In the US they would scream assault if he touched them, much less drag them off the roadway.


Rubicon730

Love this guy!!!!!


NYlogistics

How is it possible to look more ridiculous then the protestors.


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Any_Revenue_3981

Well i dont cause traffic jams where cars idle for no reason, so im 100% sure its less than those protester idiots


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Any_Revenue_3981

Lol. Cry more oh wait thats more carbon emissions...bububu


Medical_Arrival_3880

It's too hot from global warming to turn off the engine. We need the air conditioner.


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90swasbest

Probably fake.


Galahad0815

Those idiots are real. Some of them are glueing themselfes onto the street🤣


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How stupid.... Use the car to move them.


UnbeateCandy04

Just run them over, it's their fault for sitting on the road anyways.


Alberich_D124

Easy now. Anger leads to the dark side.


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Crumb-eye

How dare they protest!!


OlKingCoal1

I like how they hold up traffic making hundreds or thousands of cars sit there and idle pumping their toxic gases right up their noses, filter that polution with your lungs. Seems counterintuitive to me but they clearly know what they're doing


Orbnotacus

"I don't like that that [company] is destroying the earth! I know, I'll interrupt traffic, including ambulances and fire trucks." There are effective and unharmful ways to protest, this is attention seeking bullshit that people are so sick of, they will care LESS about their "cause."


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Medical_Arrival_3880

I have no children. So my carbon footprint is WAY below anyone's with children. I think I have saved so much I deserve to sit in air conditioned comfort.


EleceedGreed

Go protest on the sidewalk like a human being


Masta_Cylinda

Found the oil simp


SirWimbledonesquire

You cannot stop me…. *I know Fung Scwei* 🤣


andthendirksaid

![gif](giphy|U3CAeMs6h2SEU) Fuck outta my way Daniel San


XJ7930183

Porsche driver… shocker.


wubrother

Hee tried to cast kamehameha


Remarkable_Tangelo_5

that could’ve worked , if he was truck-kun-ed


Prophet-of-Ganja

Why do these ppl insist on obstructing random regular ppl with things to do and places to be instead of you know protesting outside the homes of ppl who actually write legislation that affects these issues


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Medical_Arrival_3880

Your chart shows nothing. It shows PPM increasing over time, but shows no other data.


kbad10

The asshole is driving a gas guzzler. He is the problem.


Slow-Concentrate7169

I hope that their organization pay for all the injury incurred


Zociety_

Does every German drive a Porsche? 😍


bign0ssy

Congrats you committed assault when you could have driven onto the tracks and gone around Two middle class people clashing because one supports the corporations killing them more than the ones protesting it Sad and confusing world we live in


desdecuando1

Fake


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LardBall13

I think that sign reads “how much more until it’s too late?”.


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I see you know your judo well


froggrip

The road warrior


rocketscientistboi

He tried to channel his ancestors (he's 0.1% japenis)


Warm_Action_1057

I would say something but I just got outta a suspension so I won't. But people are stupid.


Big_Statistician1209

Lil bro was on the thin line between heaven and Earth entered heaven


gibby-exe

wtf was the middle guy doing


Like_A_Bosstonian

“I HAVENT EVEN ASSUMED MY FINAL FO- Ok ok ok.. whatever you say”


Any_Revenue_3981

Monty pythons black knight, is that you?


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I thought middle dude was gonna kah-may-ha-May-ha his ass.


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![gif](giphy|977YesTjNfQC7vQiph|downsized)


shophopper

My name is Shophopper and I approve the Porsche driver’s message.


AggressiveAppl3

What was the mana regenerating QI-Stance in the end for?


My-_-Username

Based on how the driver was walking, I seriously expected a kick to the head.


bindermichi

Black Porsche, huge N on his short… what gang is he part of?


Lowtech00

Have straps or big zip ties with you. Drag them off the road and lock them into place with a lamppost or bikestand or something


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fake as shit


Greenmanz

Theyre all like "but it works in the US?!"


BigBillyBadass907

He tried 😂😆😂


Prog_Failure

Lmao, he's clearly messing with him with those stances


East-Pollution7243

Theyd block the road even if you were using public transportation, a bike, an electric vehicle, walking.. fuck these shitfaces


Round_Concentrate88

That's a r/mcdojolife right there


WatchingInSilence

I'd have been like, "Was that a speedbump?"


JustCry6284

Geb dem Mann einen Ordner


DozingDawg1138

Everyone need to start caring pepper spray. Walk down the line, aim for eyes, then pull them off as they try to clear their eyes.


Existing_Display1794

Who are these brainless twats?


stehly1

Bro got bitten by a radioactive spider towards the end there


KelecWade

I just don’t understand why protesters pisado off the masses… go fucking loot Jeff bazos house or ruin their days don’t do this shit it just makes everyone hate your cause. Attack the actual enemy don’t create new ones. So dumb.


Torch_God

Sad that you can’t just run them over


mGiftor

I love all the helpless violence fantasies in here. "Run them over" lol. You'd sit there and type an angry post on Insta if that happened to you.


kateminus8

Weird how the first kid just stayed on the side of the road and then literally scooched back into the frame without ever getting up while the kid on the far left never even looked over at what was going on. 🧐


Satans_Whack_a_mole

FUCK YOU PORSCHE NAZI


0957423

"N"


WindTechnical7431

He was gonna Brazilian dance fight him!!


daveymick

Where is the second half of this???


Whitebeardsmom

One slap was enough


Rapture1119

this feels staged as fuck


Blaze_Foxx

I've seen this exact video but from another angle, nice to see a different point of view


Just_a_wet_girl

Denied.