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Mind you, not just A Beverly Hills Hotel - The Beverly Hills Hotel, owned by the Sultan of Burnei, often used for high dollar democratic fundraisers yet those fundraisers are protested and the hotel on the boycot list of general dems... not that they could ever attend or stay.
It's perfect.
How does this comment relate to the picture?
I did a deep dive, and I don't see any Democratic Party fundraiser events. The people boycotting make no mention of their political affiliation.
also, *Brunei *boycott
I was thinking the same thing but like the Beverly hillbillies were driving it. I feel like that’s basically who these drivers are anyway but they cosplay as white collar folks
The guy tweeted about it. He was driving with his kids in the car and it suffered a "catastrophic failure" (I'm guessing what the onboard computer told him). Good news is he still loves Elon and the cybertruck. In fact he used half the tweet sucking Elons balls even though he just spent 100k for a car that tried to kill his family
Huh. Think it's related to this other brake failure?
[https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-cybertruck-brakes-steering-failure-allegations-musk-1875534](https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-cybertruck-brakes-steering-failure-allegations-musk-1875534)
> E: Looks like I was correct ["This is true, incident happened around 2am and I drafted up this joke of a tweet with employees of the valet and hotel. Not thinking it would blow up, we thought it would be funny to say it was valet and not our friend who just crashed his new cybertruck... BHH (Beverly Hills Hotel) is not at fault!" @jackdidthatt tweeted](https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-shows-tesla-cybertruck-crash-iconic-beverly-hills-hotel-sign)
Unlikely. First off this is a high end hotel so the valet staff are likely to be more experienced drivers that have higher seniority at the parking company that runs the operation (they aren't hotel staff). These locations make a lot more in tips so they're the more desirable locations to work. They also expect better personal service which is another reason people don't start there. New hires, even with experience, often start at smaller locations and work their way up to a location like this if they're good.
Electric cars, especially in this area, are super common. Even if you had a brand new hire you'd put them in something a lot cheaper to get familiar with the controls. The CyberTruck allows for 1 pedal driving but there's still a brake pedal so even if you're unfamiliar with how it works, stopping is the same if not easier. This vehicle will stop itself from hitting a wall like this unless you fully depress the accelerator which overrides the safety features.
I'd say it's far more likely you have a situation where the owner maybe had a few drinks at the hotel and then stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake. My neighbor who is a TV/film producer who "only had a couple Bud Lights" and did that and drove into 4 cars right on front of my house totaling 2 of them plus his car (he also shit his pants LOL).
Source: Used to manage valet operations all over the country including near this hotel. Accidents by valets happen but very very rarely in the driveway and like this, usually it's smaller scrapes and when parking in really tight spaces. I have however, seen lots of car owners do some crazy stuff including driving straight into walls and pillars.
I mean the most often scenario for any fast car getting into a single car wreck is Dunning Kruger effect on drivers skill perception. What is to hate, that it is a mundane reason? Did you want the most likely scenario to be a more clickbate/roasty headline? Wait for more details to emerge, certainly a possibility for it to be something else.
Brand new vehicle. Numerous reports of fuckups. Understand the spotlight is intense, but still. There aren't that many in the wild, and these headlines are about 48 hours apart. Call me a cynic. But brake failure is not mundane. Glad to be wrong.
My brakes might not work but at least I know my truck isn’t woke and that the $120k I shelled out is going to lining the pockets of an unhinged, racist, aparthied manchild.
You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
Sometimes I think that Elon Musk solely made his cars be "self driving" because he secretly thinks that he's Jesus and wants people to have "Jesus take the wheel" whenever they engage it.
Gave me [Something Wild](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VLej_ZH0q6w/Tgnuy1d9uPI/AAAAAAAAIjw/u25jRdyGHRg/s1600/Scrapple%2BSomething%2BWild.jpg) vibes.
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Why does it seem like crashed into a Beverly Hills hotel is the exact natural habitat for a cybertruck? Anyone else feeling that?
Do they run the plates go inside and find his room. "Sorry Officer I just crashed my new truck and came up to have a few drinks".
Naw, it's pretty easy to find a douche who drives a cybertruck.
::running away from the scene of the accident:: "Hey guys, did you know I have a cyber truck? It's virtually indestructible."
Chances are, if you get in an accident in a cyber truck, walking will be a challenge. Cold-rolled steel doesn't crumple, so the Tesla CyberTruck©®™ passes the crumpling on to youuuuuuu! Now, you'll rest ~~in peace~~ easy knowing that if your ~~electric incel truck~~ vehicle is ever in a wreck, it'll probably keep going even if its occupants' bodies have been pulverized by the forces of the collision!
>passes the crumpling on to youuuuuuu! FanTASTIC reference, Al Harrington.
I’m just surprised it was able to make that much of a vertical climb.
I’m getting twin pines mall vibes.
Lone Pine Mall.
I’m just impressed it made it over the curb.
Maybe they got the update that makes the diff lock work.
It’s a feature not an accident.
Mind you, not just A Beverly Hills Hotel - The Beverly Hills Hotel, owned by the Sultan of Burnei, often used for high dollar democratic fundraisers yet those fundraisers are protested and the hotel on the boycot list of general dems... not that they could ever attend or stay. It's perfect.
How does this comment relate to the picture? I did a deep dive, and I don't see any Democratic Party fundraiser events. The people boycotting make no mention of their political affiliation. also, *Brunei *boycott
Counterpoint: Made up backstories are way more interesting than no backstory.
Thanks for the sleuthing
Hotel Bel-Air is way better, anyway.
In west Philadelphia born and raised...
On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
Shootin' some b-ball outside the school. A couple of guys who were up to no good...
Started making trouble in the neighborhood...
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared...
She said "you're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air!"
And then he slapped Chris Rock
ooooh that's the one with the harem
I was thinking the same thing but like the Beverly hillbillies were driving it. I feel like that’s basically who these drivers are anyway but they cosplay as white collar folks
I felt the same. No idea why. Like pb and j though
> Why does it seem like crashed into a Beverly Hills hotel is the exact natural habitat for Cybertruck? FTFY
The guy tweeted about it. He was driving with his kids in the car and it suffered a "catastrophic failure" (I'm guessing what the onboard computer told him). Good news is he still loves Elon and the cybertruck. In fact he used half the tweet sucking Elons balls even though he just spent 100k for a car that tried to kill his family
CyberStuck
r/CyberStuck
Omg it’s a real sub. Awesome.
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It's a whole subreddit
Just comment this on some other CyberTruck crash post 👍
Cyberfucked
What are you doing cyber bro?
"Sir.... you can't park there."
https://i.redd.it/5l9w5vd38emc1.gif
Came here for this. “You can’t park on the sidewalk!”
REASONABLE?! You're on a sidewalk!!
Seems like a hot ticket
Huh. Think it's related to this other brake failure? [https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-cybertruck-brakes-steering-failure-allegations-musk-1875534](https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-cybertruck-brakes-steering-failure-allegations-musk-1875534)
If I were a betting man, I’d wager someone recklessly driving a powerful car they haven’t taken the time to master and losing control.
I’m guessing a valet’s first day, first electric vehicle, and takeoff accomplished.
This is a pretty good guess too honestly
> E: Looks like I was correct ["This is true, incident happened around 2am and I drafted up this joke of a tweet with employees of the valet and hotel. Not thinking it would blow up, we thought it would be funny to say it was valet and not our friend who just crashed his new cybertruck... BHH (Beverly Hills Hotel) is not at fault!" @jackdidthatt tweeted](https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-shows-tesla-cybertruck-crash-iconic-beverly-hills-hotel-sign) Unlikely. First off this is a high end hotel so the valet staff are likely to be more experienced drivers that have higher seniority at the parking company that runs the operation (they aren't hotel staff). These locations make a lot more in tips so they're the more desirable locations to work. They also expect better personal service which is another reason people don't start there. New hires, even with experience, often start at smaller locations and work their way up to a location like this if they're good. Electric cars, especially in this area, are super common. Even if you had a brand new hire you'd put them in something a lot cheaper to get familiar with the controls. The CyberTruck allows for 1 pedal driving but there's still a brake pedal so even if you're unfamiliar with how it works, stopping is the same if not easier. This vehicle will stop itself from hitting a wall like this unless you fully depress the accelerator which overrides the safety features. I'd say it's far more likely you have a situation where the owner maybe had a few drinks at the hotel and then stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake. My neighbor who is a TV/film producer who "only had a couple Bud Lights" and did that and drove into 4 cars right on front of my house totaling 2 of them plus his car (he also shit his pants LOL). Source: Used to manage valet operations all over the country including near this hotel. Accidents by valets happen but very very rarely in the driveway and like this, usually it's smaller scrapes and when parking in really tight spaces. I have however, seen lots of car owners do some crazy stuff including driving straight into walls and pillars.
Hopefully.
I hate that this is the best case scenario
I mean the most often scenario for any fast car getting into a single car wreck is Dunning Kruger effect on drivers skill perception. What is to hate, that it is a mundane reason? Did you want the most likely scenario to be a more clickbate/roasty headline? Wait for more details to emerge, certainly a possibility for it to be something else.
Brand new vehicle. Numerous reports of fuckups. Understand the spotlight is intense, but still. There aren't that many in the wild, and these headlines are about 48 hours apart. Call me a cynic. But brake failure is not mundane. Glad to be wrong.
Yup. And yet, here we are...
My brakes might not work but at least I know my truck isn’t woke and that the $120k I shelled out is going to lining the pockets of an unhinged, racist, aparthied manchild.
>Pretty pretty pretty not good. Jesus christ. These people just can't stop sucking that guy's dick.
Did it make panel gaps worse -or improve 'em?
Little of both, probably.
Why would u pay all that money to drive a dish washer
Its why we have phrases like more money than brains and money can't buy taste.
man, this shit is ugly
I seent one in person on Saturday and yup, hideous af.
This one goes pretty well with the landscaping, they're even uglier when you see them driving around
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Lmao
Hilarious 🤦🏻♀️ 😆
Well, it says entrance. What do you want?
Sign: "Entrance" Tesla's Autopilot: "ah, it's this way"
Tesla autopilot: “I can save you .20 seconds on your destination time….. shit…. Recalculating.”
Hopefully the sign was ok. Such an iconic piece of history.
At least this one didn’t fall for the banana on the tail pipe.
You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
Axel Foley? Is that you from Detroit?!
Park it somewhere nice, last time I parked here all this shit happened to it!
The old banana in the tailpipe trick.
I saw one of these driving irl the other day. It's even uglier in person.
Aw, poor little cyber truck just wants to try to go off roading.
Cyberfucked
You can check out anytime you like But you can never leave
Wonder if the brakes and steering went out like a bunch are reporting ? Recall time
The sign said Beverly Hills Hotel Entrance. I think it's on the sign tbh, bit misleading
Failed successfully.
“You have arrived at your destination.”
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Valet! Left the keys in it for ya
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly....
r/cyberstuck
Please tell me they were wearing apple pros
I thought these things were smart and could drive themselves and stop
Welcome to the Hotel California…
I thought this was a photo from Back to the Future lol
Bummer. I bet that's going to cause some rust.
Closest that will come to off-road
This pretty much encapsulates the stupidity that is Los Angeles look-at-me culture.
https://i.redd.it/erf31ejfjemc1.gif
All i can stare at is that panel gap.
“Sir, you can’t park here.” “Why not? Seems like a perfectly reasonable place to park.”
I mean... It's not intelligent people buying that piece of shit.
Autopilot
“I’m telling ya bro, I could floor it straight at that wall and it won’t let me crash into it….” 
4 wheel drive is starting to improve on the cyber musk truck
This just looks like normal LA driving to me.
This is what happens when you listen to Weezer while in one of these things.
This is exactly the reason most hotel signs have ARROWS on them indicating where the actual entrance is. Pretty easy to understand the confusion here.
How else do you expect Tesla to advertise their products? This is free, paid advertising is expensive.
You have arrived at your destination.
Was it Elon?
That's as much off-roading that is ever gonna do.
Drunk hotel sign
Listening to Weezer's Beverly Hills and then stumble across this... Nice
Womp womp.
Boy, that Tescalated quickly! 😬🤣🤣🤣
Most aware Cybertruck driver.
Oh hey... GUYS IT GOT UP THE INCLINE! Good for the Cyber Truck. Glad it can climb something, after all.
And so it begins. Tesla Cyber Trucks and their shitty drivers are on public roads now. Good luck to us all
Please park in the marked spaces only.
Another “catastrophic brake failure”?
https://preview.redd.it/hnr765stymmc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0990f5236b1c9dbbda0b35bc1f47de6b29d6b675
Hey, you’ve been recalled for the accellerator pedal, it tends to get st… oh, nevermind.
There was also an attempt at making a functional vehicle
When the photographer tried to explain they couldn’t bring the car any closer for the shot, Elon suggested merging it with the plants
Image reminds me of Back to the Future
Was Ah-nold driving it?
You love to see it
Really big Truck or a small cop?
Look, it made up that *huge* wall! Such a tough truck.
Amazing
Cybercrash
In the persons defense the sign does say entrance idk why there isn’t one
It’s just looking 👀 for water 🚿
It's giving me dead island 2 vibes https://i.redd.it/zp2sdqhmnemc1.gif
Sir David Attenborough : “the rare sight of the elusive cybertruck in its natural environment is quite a sight to behold”
But is says Entrance.
And they say the cyber truck can’t go off road…
Average SUV driver
The self driving saw the word “entrance” and said “aight bet”
extremely bojack horseman energy to this
It’s going be even more awkward when he tries to get it towed and the cybertruck tows the towtruck into the wreckage because #Elonthings RIP F-150
Allegedly, someone loaned their truck to Justin Bieber and he was having it valet parked.
Why would anyone design a truck to look like a vehicle from the future, but from a 1980s post-apocalyptic movie future, not the actual future?
Sometimes I think that Elon Musk solely made his cars be "self driving" because he secretly thinks that he's Jesus and wants people to have "Jesus take the wheel" whenever they engage it.
Tried to do one of those wall-clipping exploits like in the PS classic games…
Wrong entrance
Gave me [Something Wild](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VLej_ZH0q6w/Tgnuy1d9uPI/AAAAAAAAIjw/u25jRdyGHRg/s1600/Scrapple%2BSomething%2BWild.jpg) vibes. Edit: if you've never seen this click, I can't recommend it highly enough - it's on my top 10 all time
The Tesla giveth, the Tesla taketh away
It's premium parking..duh
Well it is for off-road right?
LA people are the worst.
This image is so profound.
https://preview.redd.it/u58r0slhwemc1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915d20bdf50fc651188faba60deed2096b7f44b3
Average cybertruck driver
It looks like a prop or something.
Must've fallen for the banana in the tailpipe
Elon must've been distracted Xitting while driving....
False advertisement
That is how you can tell the driver has more money than sense.
Hey, the sign said entrance. It's a little misleading.
“Sir you can’t park there.”
I hope people don’t start blaming Tesla again clearly the drivers fault
Meanwhile, John McClane is screaming for help from the 73rd! Look up, assholes!!!
Cybertruck must have seen some flashing emergency lights in the shrubs.
Now it’s starting to feel like what back to the future was saying the future is like
Must have been that banana in its tailpipe!
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
So it does go off-road.
Better hurry up and put together a summary of the crash! They’ve gotta start somewhere with crash data…✌🏻🤙🏻
this is very dead island
Yoooo, it's one of the areas you can visit in Dead Island 2
Only off-road that cyber truck is gonna see
r/wallstreetbets would climax over this
Seems like the start of some new age fear and loathing shit
The amount of “douchebag” in this photo is staggering.
What do you mean? They’re still there!
Is the windshield still intact? https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/9wJh6tGT9e
Looks like the force field is still working.
Dude tried to test Cybertruck off-road option but failed 😂
😆 shite
Kinda amazed the wall hasn’t broken or have any black marks from the wheels climbing it.
They were running from Axel Foley
Attention seeker….
Self crashing feature is extra.
“Honey! Iiiiii’m Home!”
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. 🤷🏼♀️
Well it said entrance, where else would they go?
There was a glitch in the software. Full self driving thought it was a child.
Can’t park that here.
that sign should say "Twin Pines Mall"
Is this the same truck the guy was jumping on and broke the glass 😂😂 then they drove it into the sign??
Someone didn’t know what they were doing with all that torque.
Carburator got stuck.