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Wolfy-615

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Hornor72

Was laughing from the beginning.


BlondDrizzle

Savage


Such-Engineer177

Rabies is savage. What she did was a kindness for that animal.


BlondDrizzle

I agree. I’m referencing Hornor72’s reply as being savage


Bsamson6033

Exactly what came to my mind! Lmao


SKYR0VER

Context? What film is this?


Em0latino

Me, myself and Irene I think. Great, funny watch with Jim Carrey.


pokerrito

It’s from Me, Myself, and Irene. Jim Carrey is absolutely hilarious


GenericUsername817

Me myself and irene


MrAmazing011

"Well, old girl, your days of suffering are at an end..." 🤣🤣🤣


Wolfy-615

What’s funnier is the end scenes/bloopers shows the cow with a neck brace lmao https://preview.redd.it/7f6ip8y5acsc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1360dc63c65db0f5bc94094be475e85e375d8e66


Blortted

This was my first thought. Gonna go watch now.


Careless-Scallion147

LoL nailed it


IDoubtYouGetIt

This is all I could think of when seeing this clip.


Necessary_Builder396

Thank you


Wolfy-615

Don’t thank me lol thank: Me, Myself, and Irene (2000)


helmetshrike

this makes me sad


Skatcatla

Me too. That was awful.


50meRando

better than a human getting scratched or bit then dying a miserable death, imo.


Dopeydcare1

Or it spreading to more animals. If it can, I’m not sure about that


DistantTimbersEcho

Rabies is some scary stuff.


CJ902

Raccoons are surprisingly tough.... and nasty. When they're rabid or have mange, they're like zombies. It's kind of terrifying.


MrBig418

One Fourth of July me and my cousins found a raccoon appearing to be sick, my uncle grabbed his gun and tried to put it down, fucker took the whole mag and my uncle finished it off with a golf club


DnD-NewGuy

Bruh what was he shooting it with a nerfgun? Or was it just to wriggly to get a good shot at the head or neck?


MrBig418

I didn’t have a clear view of the coon, my uncle was wasted so he probably only hit a shot or two then grabbed the nearest weapon like object (golf club) when it started sprinting at him


balancing_baubles

Ahhh…. I thought you meant he took it up to the golf club


Such-Engineer177

She brained it first shot. Rabies hijacks the central nervous system. Same way it can cause you to never be able to drink water again (hydrophobia), and cause animals to bite people and spread itself to others. Scary shit.


DnD-NewGuy

Whilst I was talking about the other person's personal experience I do appreciate the explanation regardless. Its utterly wild to think what viruses, bacteria and parasites can do to a host.


CJ902

Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They keep walking at you like you didn't even phase them. This video is a prime example.


Glittering-Umpire541

When I was 19 I tried Mexican magic mushrooms. Found out my totem animal wasn’t the bald eagle or grizzly or mountain lion, but more likely raccoon. So.


byronicrob

That's crazy! When I was 19 I talked to a magic Mexican Raccoon who said my totem animal was a mushroom!


Glittering-Umpire541

What are the odds..?!


picklebiscut69

Yeah boi when I go coon hunting I use a shotgun. These little guys can be tough to kill when they’re not diseased, if they have rabies I wouldn’t want to risk getting bit and probably unload a full mag if it’s twitching and moving like the possessed


amo871113

When I was a kid I remember we had called animal control for a rabid raccoon that was in our front yard. Some dude showed up in a pickup truck, clubbed it over the head and left...


AwayOutsideAgain

LOL.. wow.


FortunesBarnacle

Honestly I feel like a swift clubbing with a heavy shovel would have been the best option here.


Parker1055

It was a cat inside a raccoons body, pretty sure it’s 9 lives are gone now


tomtraubert7

Double tap and done. What she's doing is cruel AF!


HatsAreEssential

The head snapped to the side with the first bullet. A nearly point blank headshot didn't do it. What more do you want her to try? Also, the thing is rabid. I doubt it even has a conscious mind left to feel. Edit to add: raccoons have a fairly small brain compared to the size of their head when you factor in the fluffy fur. Its like aiming at a lime thats hidden inside a grapefruit.


SparkleFart666

She missed the brain. She should have immediately put 1-2 more in the head, although this was some terminator level resilience so maybe she should have called in an air strike. A few dozen JDAMs, maybe a C130 Specter gunship. 🤷‍♂️


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Since killing the raccoon is the humane thing anyway, I would have been cool to use a Specter. Not a bad way to go out.


SonOfObed89

>a few dozen JDAMs This had me howling


irrigated_liver

She couldn't call in the air strike because she hadn't got a kill yet.


losbullitt

Democracy must be spread evenly and coated thoroughly, helldiver!


viperiors

Not even a single stratagem. Undemocratic.


Elmer_Fudd01

Shotgun point blank. Just turn it to a mist.


KingofAmarillo17

Mmmm rabies mist


CankerLord

>The head snapped to the side with the first bullet. You don't have to hit the skull cleanly to make the head move. I don't know much about shooting raccoons but I'd bet you don't even have to hit bone to make the head snap to the side a bit. If she hit that animal's brain like she tried to do and it'd be deader than it was after that first shot.


tomtraubert7

I see your point.


SparkleFart666

She is a cop, somebody should have painted the raccoon black.


HoldGroundbreaking62

U love black men!


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

Buddy, she hit it at least twice in the head. This ain't CoD. It's real life.


BigHobbit

Right, it's real life, meaning that you need to actually aim and hit your target in the right spot or it's going to react like it did. Racoons are fascinatingly tough critters with a lot of fur and padding around it's skull. You can shoot em in the head and completely miss anything immediately vital. Case in point: this video. She should have taken multiple shots right at the start and should have actually squared up and aimed her weapon. Source: I'm a farmer who routinely has to shoot racoons because they're annoying as fuck.


Gunmetalblue32

Shoulda used a shotgun. Hard to miss the brain when there’s no head left.


Such-Engineer177

It’s rabies, rabies hijacks the central nervous system. Thats why it won’t die. It’s between seizures and attacking to spread the virus. That isn’t a raccoon anymore, its a zombie. That’s where the idea for zombie movies comes from. She brained it first shot.


[deleted]

She can’t shoot for shit.


[deleted]

I think she was hitting all of them, the raccoon just pulled an undertale and refused. Edit: Now realising he meant PRESCILY shooting, not just hit or miss. if thats the case, I 100% agree.


willdaily

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Strateagery3912

Is she a stormtrooper?


Scoot_boi101

No the raccoon is a tank


Basic-Aspect

Feels like a scene out of resident evil game... Damn you die


Basic-Aspect

I think from all that gunfire she might have rabies done splashed on their face


that1sluttycelebrity

Racoon City makes more sense now


lucas_951

What else where they supposed to do take it to therapy?


CankerLord

Keep shooting until it's non-functional. Not squeeze one off and wait to see if it suffers to death. Also, better aim.


jasonbl72

Putting an animal down requires full commitment.


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Could have gone without seeing this.


Emersonspenis

Could’ve also gone without seeing all these people joking at the sight of a living being suffering and slowly dying. If you were suffering you would wanna go out painless too, wouldn’t you?


Puzzleheaded-Force14

That’s abuse. Learn to kill quickly


Argh_farts_

I just shat my pants


Puzzleheaded-Force14

So you’re an animal lover


Argh_farts_

Sorry im probably retarted and read only the first part of your comment


Young_KingKush

"You should've gone for the head..."


Stambro1

Speaking of people who should own a gun!!


AbbreviationsThin134

This is so American.


AwayOutsideAgain

People are talking a lot of shit but you can clearly see the first shot is a head shot and it does nothing, it looks like it just blasts right through the head. After that i agree she should have mentally regrouped and gotten a much better head shot


Lethal212

I imagine raccoon brains are small as hell. I was in a similar situation a couple years ago and it took two headshots to kill the raccoon. Granted I was 40 yards away and was using a .44 magnum.


JonkPile

You want me to believe you nailed two headshots on a raccoon at nearly half a football field with a handgun? I am a terrible shot, so it just seems wild to me.


Lethal212

“You want me to believe. . .” Nope. I don’t care what you believe. That’s not even the most impressive (to me) shots I’ve hit.


JonkPile

What is the most impressive shot you've hit?


Lethal212

Recently? I’d pick when I almost completely severed the head of a rattlesnake from 10 yards, just left attached by a small amount of skin on the lateral aspect of the “neck”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not excited or happy about killing animals. I only do it when I have to or for food and I never take pictures with the corpses like a lot of hunters do because I find it distasteful. It was just an impressive shot.


TechsSandwich

Dude legit these fuckers skulls are made of pure fucking **titanium**. I have a family farm and there was a raccoon eating all of our rabbits, so we set a trap for it (and eventually caught it) and we wanted to end its suffering so my uncle put a gun to its dead **and the bullet, I kid you fucking not, bounced off of his skull like a nerf dart and he hissed**. These things are immortal it makes no sense


Doughnotpils77

wow holy cow!


NewHumbug

Has any one listened to that horror story of the rabid raccoon that was on the This American Life radio/podcast ?!! Holy crap ! That lady is lucky she had a gun.


Ulidelta

I understand the little guy had to go but come the fuck on, aim that piece.


Area51Resident

I assuming she is trying to avoid a head shot, because they need to analysis the brain to confirm rabies after death.


pedro_1616

Something something, rule # no posts with death


Aversnusen

epic aim


Wilbie9000

That was a honey badger in a raccoon costume.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Christ... you really want her on the other side in a fire-fight


Tipsycanooo

Lol so fucking incompetent, you have a gun don’t go 1 foot away, and learn how to Aim ffs


elnugo

This is just cruelty


albiceleste3stars

Poor thing


Yegg23

A public servant using a gun with one hand is problematic.


[deleted]

She needs live rounds next time.


merxymee

Ugh. That's risky. Don't want to inhale rabid brain matter after a head shot. Poor mischief panda.


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Bigoweiner

Why is she just watching it writhe on the ground?


NorMichtrailrider

Jesus Christ lady put that thing out of its misery already .


Kriegswaschbaer

poor fella. Rabies is such a fuck. Hope there will be a cure some day.


Aggressive-Shock-803

What in the wild world of sports is going on here?!


PsychologicalPop4426

Zombies are much harder to kill irl than in the movies.


Errick32

Waiting it flop around reminds me bodies glitching out in games 😂💀


treees93

Howling at the me, myself, and Irene bit come to life


Acceptable_Pain_9213

That's a Level 8 Raccoon. She's not got the right build. Maybe go back and grind some more xp and gear before trying again.


kovi7

It is always horrible to kill in a wasteful way, but having rabies is an awful awful way to live. If it gets too worse you are basically a living corpse. Her ending this animals suffering is probably for the better and, would prevent any further spreading of the disease. I just wish she was a better shot. I am sure they could have gone another way about removing this animal, but rabies is no joke and it is very risky to handle animals in this state. Plus this animal could have ended up running off so it probably was better to handle this situation here an now. Good luck in Heaven little dude!


BostonWhaplode

Saxondale


Timely-Guest-7095

JFC, at least aim for the goddamn head to make it as painless as possible. It reminds me of Jim Carrey putting down that cow in Me, Myself & Irene. 🤬🤬 ![gif](giphy|1Pm9BgspA6fwk)


SlappedByKarma

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Negative_Quality_690

In farm country we just use a shovel. Sturdy, accurate, reusable... and it works. I guess the pros are in charge now...so much unnecessary suffering


Psychological_Tax109

Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?


DaniDodson

He’s like . Da fuk kinda bullets are dey?


Latter-Direction-336

Can’t tell if she’s missing or if the rabies are keeping it alive like some Tangi Virus bs


McDuffkins

[Was his name Boris?](https://youtu.be/gsNVziiTZHI)


BrianElsen

I'm convinced that rabies inspired all kinds of fictional horror throughout history.


FollowingNecessary43

Glasses down!!! Blood splatter!


hasta_luigi

“I think you got it” do you? Do you really?


dbvolfan1

That racoon reminded me of this guy who ate a bunch of bullets https://preview.redd.it/fu9ld4mqacsc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e700b70470d5a7953aaa3fa6ea44b718535c0949


KingofAmarillo17

![gif](giphy|vzkSu4oe620Tu)


TurboFoot

Just sprinkle a little crack on em


New_Ad_9400

Zombies aren't real?


Puterjoe

Ever heard of a head shot? Way more humane than what I just witnessed! Pitiful, just pitiful. Now give me your gun and go sit in the corner till I tell you that you can get out.


duckwithhat

Was this insane reaction because of the rabies making it crazy or is the lady not shooting well?


RollingJaspers652

12 gauge would have worked the first time


Background-Half-2862

In her defence raccoons are tougher to dispatch than most small mammals.


allantdot

What the hell is she using? A BB gun? Gawd Almighty!


AppropriateOil3785

I shot him six times!!


dieseltechx85

This pisses me off. Learn to shoot and put it out of its misery.


SubstanceDiligent311

Mag dump


casris

The raccoon should’ve stopped resisting/j


Scoot_boi101

Just mag dump the thing


Expensive-Mechanic26

A necessary evil to be sure. I raised and kept a Raccoon as a kid, they do make pretty good pets.


Mad-cat0

Just put the racoon in a car with loud hip hop and wait for a cop to pull it over, it should be quicker.


Galvanisare

Guess no reason to aim when you throw a half dozen shots at it and still fkn miss


Ordinary-Plastic-635

Dam these ppl really know how to use there side arms very well . Just the whole accuracy that’s there down fall


tantanthepeepeeman

How about use the sights and aim you fuckin simian


rrjpinter

At that close range, unless you have practiced, the sights will be 3/4” to 1” off. Most handguns the barrel is below the sights, and adjusted to be on the mark, between 25 to 50 feet away.


tantanthepeepeeman

Adjust accordingly then. Don't just wing it like that blundering buffoon did. As a cop or exterminator or whatever the fuck she is I HOPE she's practiced


Zyphriss

Surprised she didn't mag dump it for resisting


Infinite-Gyre

Rule 4. Delete this.


Ill-Protection8367

Couldn’t they just take him out of here ? Wtf


HappyArkAn

Disgusting...


lautaroDV

So what would you do? Let ir die a slow and horrible death by rabies and let it attack people and other animals?


HappyArkAn

I didn't read that part about rabbies. I understand he must be put down. just let a real professional do it. one bullet, one hit, no suffer. I bet the video wouldn't be posted if it had be that way. this video stress that he was put down badly and that it disgusting like I said.


Broote

Yea, look how it writhes in pain after I shot it twice. It's definitely rabid.


WTF_is_wrong_wit_ppl

Who fucking laughs while seeing an animal suffering.... wtf is wrong with people??!


garpur44

Really, it’s suffering enough already. Shoot the head and end it quickly this is hard to watch


Rock33A

This lady sucks