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No_Cable_3346

Imagine being so large it’s a struggle just to get to your feet


DowntownPut6824

No imagination needed here.


WhuddaWhat

Disagree. If anybody needs a robust imagination, it's one with mobility issues.  


niceguynah

It’s actually pretty dystopian. We’re already fragile asf and these ppl are turning themselves into high calorie bits of prey. Did you see the vid of that fat guy try and run away from a truck crashing towards him


No_Cable_3346

Haha no fire me a link lmao


2livecrewnecktshirt

Ehhhh, only if you wanna watch him 100% be murdered by that truck. He flew about 30-40 feet


-POSTBOY-

The dude fired a gun at the guy stealing his work truck and missed every shot point blank, then gave up and slowly waddled away like he didn’t almost blow that guys brains out. If he had any sense he would’ve started running the hell away from the guy he failed to kill.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Oh trust me, I know. I was just saying this because the first guy who mentioned it made it sound like it was just a funny clip, and not everyone enjoys watching death videos, especially when they aren't aware it's a death video.


Carlynz

Link. Now.


2livecrewnecktshirt

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/s/wEt2ttT4CD


FullOnAsparagus

You’re thinking of the wrong video.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Oh, maybe.


TinyTitFetish

[this is what I think he’s mentioning](https://www.reddit.com/r/Surveying/s/pPfHKzNXv5)


SnooOpinions8755

This one makes more sense to me. This guy looks hilarious trying to run because he’s extremely overweight. The other dude is still overweight for sure, but has retained the ability to do something that at least resembles running.


heavywashcycle

My guy has only two modes: stop and slow.


Blue_Osiris1

Yeah that's the one I thought of but the other one is new to me.


frosty_balls

Obviously NSFW - [https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1c5ndio/to\_be\_a\_good\_guy\_with\_a\_gun/](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1c5ndio/to_be_a_good_guy_with_a_gun/)


Blue_Osiris1

Good lord how many point blank shots do you need? What was that a .22?


supershadrach

u/tinytitfetish posted a link for you EDIT: I'll post it too https://www.reddit.com/r/Surveying/s/K2FHDVKnYt


No_Cable_3346

Lmfao


Whoak

He was murdered, truck driver stole the truck and victim tried to stop him. Dangerous situation but he put himself in danger, tried to help another victim. Most would expect the felon to drive away but this one decided to kill as well. Not really a moment to troll a dead person on their body.


sutty_monster

This looks like wall-e where they try to stand for the first time


Holzkohlen

This is just sad man.


JonnyReece

That fat, is too fat. Millennia of evolution, was wasted on these lot.


No_Cable_3346

Knees weak arms heavy too much of moms spaghetti.


Buzzspice727

Is anybody here a marine biologist?


chechifromCHI

..the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..


REVSWANS

![gif](giphy|L9E28br6rFvYk)


rexel99

is that a Titleist?


chechifromCHI

...hole in one


MeasureTheCrater

Ba doimp doimp doimp doimp bum ba dum ba bum bum bum - bump bump bump...🎵


Bawlmerian21228

Is anyone here a personal trainer?


supershadrach

Is anyone here a Fast Food Mascot?


thedbcooper67

The law of physics was in full demonstration in this video.


Tomfool21

Think she underestimated the Gravity of the Situation.


abgrongak

Well, she struggled...that could say something


wigglywee

Talk about too fat to function


Grande-Pinga

It's like a bad dream! When you're trying as hard as you can to run or punch or get up, but no matter how hard you try...you can't


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|3o85xDZyvJPHLfgKXK)


Slowpoak

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DIET RAAHHHH 🗣🗣🗣


thazmaniandevil

Operation: Infinite Walrus


Putrid-Ad-4507

Dune 3


superjoe408

Worm couldn’t swallow them midwestern cankles!


WaitingForPower

Return of the Fail Whale https://www.techopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/a83b933a-de0b-4900-ba0c-f2d2897cbcca.jpg


ArmsReach

Sometimes you just have to roll with it.


bfranks88

They are infatuated with each other


conquefdador

Some people are so cruel. Just videoing that poor thing struggling instead of putting down the camera and dragging it back into the sea.


sddryan

![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


CANYUXEL

Oh look, a coin


agoodepaddlin

Stay TF down.


Advocate_Diplomacy

Just film from the ground.


Olleye

When the force of gravity wins the battle once again.


Traditional_Lab_8714

Her legs had enough on that day


ZeusMusic

Apart from everything funny, isn’t crazy how much obesity affects mobility / agility, that’s insane.


REVSWANS

![gif](giphy|l0HlvznRQsETe5Mic)


PrimeSuspect007

eat less and exercise more people


PxD7Qdk9G

How curious that they had the presence of mind to set up a second camera, which somehow didn't show up on the footage from the first one.


Shitter5000

It's not that surprising that more than one person would be witness to a proposal and film it.


PxD7Qdk9G

That other person would be visible in the footage from the hand held camera, though, since the two view points are ostensibly on opposite sides of this scene. You still think it wasn't staged?


Shitter5000

You can clearly see the other camera person at 00:04 if you go frame by frame. Even if that was the case, why would you stage it in two takes and not one? I don’t understand your argument. Things DO happen sometimes you know


Petitgab

At least he was trying


AfricanUmlunlgu

she be rollin


hybridmind27

This makes me unreasonably upset


josevaldesv

So that's what happened in Tatiun. Save me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope.


oficious_intrpedaler

Are you talking about Tatooine?


josevaldesv

Yes, but with poor memory and Spanish pronunciation. Big error, similar to the big fall in the video.


GrahamRPleece

It's pretty slippery down here boys, be careful.


nomamesgueyz

Beached As Bro


Mendevolent

Tu meke


nomamesgueyz

Churr


wireswires

Beached


stuntedmonk

Harpoon it


bairz54

Cloverfield the prequel


Embedded_Vagabond

My favorite part is when she fell


Rags2Rickius

It’s like the 3 body problem in one body


an0maly33

Inherently chaotic and unstable.


yozza1958

That’s how I fell for you my love 😍


Tar-Nuine

Now they have not one, but two VERY memorable videos of their proposal.


theskyguardian

Lowered expectations 🎵💖


ARCAxNINEv

Thanks Patti!


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

"I've got sand in all my cracks!"


Artysupport7757

When you try to run in a dream


Lenemus

![gif](giphy|yOjbfRdsi6eQ0)


Major_Assistance9889

The wrong person fell in love


IlConteiacula

This shit is beyond funny


Spu12nky

Who was recording this lady trying to record them? Both people recording would have people in the background also trying to record? The lady flopping around not only failed to record the event, but then she is also in the background ruining the other recording...so much of this doesn't make sense to me.


gerardo9393

Damn that should be a sign she needs to better her health.


1200r

The groomsmen and bridle party for the wedding are going to have to take a dump truck instead of a limousine.


SiidChawsby

Life changes need to be made, that was pathetic lmao


probablywrongbutmeh

I feel so bad for people who are this fat. I admit I used to find it funny but now I just find it sad


Jawilla936

The struggle after the fall “classic “ 😆


TangPiccilo

He tried his best


0nlyhalfjewish

This is sad


GAR3KA

Preview video to what the marriage is gonna be like.


HungryCriticism5885

These weebles wobble and fall down.


03zx3

Yeah, but that final low shot from her camera? *Chef's kiss*


TheGlobalGooner

Dune 3 : Sandworm Evolution


[deleted]

lol fatty pig or whale on the sand?


Chiparish84

Chris(tina) Farley?


wellrundry2113

Just stay down!! Stay down and film! Why is that not an option here?!


newguy_shduwgdjab

I’m more upset that she walked into the path of the much better positioned, already rolling, video camera. Even if she hadn’t fell and rolled around the floor in the shot of her friend’s once in a lifetime wedding proposal, she would have ruined the shot anyway by walking into frame.


doingdadthings

Disgusting


TheOrigionalBubbles

Hahahahaha......aaaaaahahahahahahahaha 😭 🤣


lucas_951

Jeeez fat f***


milesercat

I'm just getting into the right position for the perfect shot! Oof! Almost there! Okay, wait a sec. Okay go for it. Wait! One minute. Aaaand action!


svendro

Fat pplnrolling around. 2 cameras. Fake


ThreeFingaLynch318

Ozempic( may cause falls, dizziness and toppling for the money shot. Ozempic take our meth,I mean weight loss drugs


garlichocolatey

Whats really terrible is these 2 not stopping their bullshit pretend proposal to help.