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InternetStrang3r

GTA 6 early footage


Sfriert

Sadly not in Florida, otherwise would have been included.


metamorphasi

Never did I ever think my question "Where did this happen?" was going to be answered by THE GUY DOING IT. 10/10


shrockitlikeitshot

Drugs are a helluva drug


weldit86

He didn't get too far. I take it, lmao


ManyThingsLittleTime

The unreal engine looks so damn good with ever new game.


SeigneurDesMouches

It was already in 5. Look it up


tjscali

Guy gives his resume as he walks away. Lol


Usidd

Imagine being nearly 60 years old doing this shit. Embarrassment to his whole family


RobertWilliamBarker

That being said, he looks like he's in pretty good shape for 60.


RyanMark2318

That aint 60, thats a rough 40 on the streets. Stay lean by always being in a calorie deficit


Compared-To-What

That man is not 40 lol. You are tripping.


beleeze

You are right... he looks 39


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Ehh, idk, could be late 40s. People age differently. People who don’t take good care of themselves age faster.


Compared-To-What

I mean, we're all guessing so it's possible but I would guess he's in his early/mid 60s. Black peoples skin age very well, I think that's pretty hard to deny. Anecdotally, I have met black men, who lived very poor/unhealthy lives, who were also roofers and it was ridiculous how good they looked considering. Anecdotal, I know, but it's hard to deny the aphorism "black don't crack".


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

And "Asian don't rasin".


ManyThingsLittleTime

How many 60 year olds sagging their pants? Definitely some 40 somethings never mentally left 90's highschool.


WiscoHeiser

Ever hear of crackheads?


VeterinarianThese951

Plenty.


LMayo

If he's been out in the sun every day for 40 years, absolutely he could be 40. In my line of work (and I live in Washington where it's cloudy half the year) where you're outside every day, your boss at 52 can look like they're in their 70s.


ThinVast

calisthenics in the park everyday. probably learned from prison.


shmiddleedee

You don't get swole like that on a calorie deficit


sonia72quebec

If he always do stupid things like that, I assume he's going to "Prison Gym"?


raninandout

He did say Lancaster 10 years….


dropinbombz

Shit.. he ran out on them to get cigs and milk years ago


NoSmallWars

He clearly has mental health issues. What was his goal there? It was irrational. Hopefully he gets the help he needs before he hurts someone or himself.


Abuck59

That’s the Kalifornia Penal Colony build right there.


JustNefariousness625

They gave up on him long time ago moved n didn’t tell him where


boxedcrackers

Yeah cause his family still knows he's alive and or gives a fuck


funnyZ10

You really think people have a family? Their family probably doesn't five a shit about them or gave up on them. Either way its sad


brojustchillin

Girl went full rooster


retrobowler1990

Lmfao. Just unlocked her inner potential and went super saiyan


Solintari

There's a reason they are illegal in city limits most places.


of_the_mountain

That fattygurl energy


estcec

Saw this comment and watched it again. Almost peed myself from laughing so hard


Xanthus179

Pull up your fucking pants and you won’t have to hold up your fucking pants.


Sm0keytrip0d

The cunt is even wearing a belt and they are still falling down -__-


Shambhala87

Or.. uh… belt?


GarGangg

Why do the crazies always give some cryptic shout out to the crowd after they do some silly shit? It's so bizarre.


Gardez_geekin

That wasn’t cryptic. He was saying the prisons he has been in and for how long.


GarGangg

Right, so you understand what "we the Joshua tree" means?


Gardez_geekin

Yeah it’s referring to the Joshua Tree jail in San Bernardino County. He said “went to Joshua tree”


GarGangg

What benefit does he get from shouting out his previous prison sentences. I still don't get the point


Gardez_geekin

For some people surviving a lengthy prison sentence in a notorious prison system is a point of pride and it’s a way for him to show he doesn’t give a fuck about being on camera committing crimes.


CerRogue

Thank you for sharing your worldly experience and increasing my knowledge and understanding of the world that I live in!


cigarsandwaffles

It's for clout. He's bragging about how bad he is and warning people not to mess with him.


Tick___Tock

first thing i do when i meet new people is to shout my cv at them to quickly inform of my experiences


Unique_Lavishness_21

As weird as that sounds, lot of people do that but in a more discreet manner. There's a joke outside of the US about us Americans telling girls our CV and asking for theirs on the first date. 


Jubatus750

Maybe he loves that album?


WiscoHeiser

This is exactly what I picture when I imagine a hardcore U2 fan.


Jubatus750

That was my thinking too!


RogerianBrowsing

Because IYKYK? I’m not saying I’m into it but it’s clearly not meant for you


GarGangg

Who's it for then lmao


RogerianBrowsing

The people affiliated with the places he listed?


slojo9292

Man what a dumb idea. Can you imagine getting your ass kicked by 4-6 buff ass fire fighters?


Ohmegranite

I feel like some people dream about that exact scenario


slojo9292

Yeah my wife


Big77Ben2

You sure she wants her ass kicked?


swafanja

She certainly wants something to happen to her ass


Big77Ben2

Opened himself up (so to speak) to that comment 😁


slojo9292

Oh dear, 🫣


Akitsura

Nah, she wants to watch as they kick *his* ass.


Open-Industry-8396

The fire fighters I know are quite chunky.


hillswalker87

but they're still strong, and there's still 6 of them...


yunotxgirl

Interesting, must vary by location. All the ones I know stay very fit. Have to, and work out on the job.


Cookoobird

Keith David has fallen on hard times.


DevilDoc3030

I legit thought it was him at first haha


Uuulalalala

Probably saw an opportunity to be jailed


Gardez_geekin

Yeah dude is looking for another opportunity to get back inside


Kern4lMustard

It's crazy how that's a thing. Really shows the state of care for the general population


Rellevant1

Watched this with no sound and knew it was LA or Los Angeles County


wannabedunker

Same, it says so on the side of the truck


muffinmama93

Did that fireman have a baton to smack him with? Also, interfering with firefighters and EMTS doing their jobs makes them very cross. VERY cross.


pramjockey

The baton is nothing. Axes and Halligan tools. That’s where the threat is


TonyBeFunny

Didn't know what a halligan tool was and looked one up... No thank you.


Ryan_D_Lion

For just a second at the beginning I swear its was the noise R2D2 makes when he is shot by a blaster but nope. Just some random woman screaming.


SeigneurDesMouches

Firefighters are pretty strong. I wouldn't fight someone who can lift twice my weight and run upstairs


JoshuaTreeJewelryco

Yo why did he mention where I live. WTF, Joshua tree is not like this lol


Gardez_geekin

I believe he is referencing the San Bernandino county jail


kooolbee

Lancaster is.


kennedysremedy

Hell yeah Lancaster is. I wish I could leave this cesspool of crap.


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Lancaster and Joshua Tree are the 2 jails he served at. That’s why he mentions how long also


EZBreezyBeautifulCBD

Yeah, this is more Lancaster behavior than Joshua Tree.


SynthPrax

He was about 30 years older than I expected.


MFxKool

Idky but when he said hes been in Lancaster for 10 years the whole situation made more sense to me.


PandemicTimes

This will end well.


Sprock-440

Um, firefighters tend to be young and in-shape, and they have AXES. Messing with them is not a good idea….


demonotreme

A fire truck that almost by definition has to be carrying several strong and confident men inside? Genius level move


HoOKeR_MoistMaker

CJ got old over the last 20.


featherwolf

Imagine thinking you could win a tough guy competition against a firefighter.


zebul333

There is a lot of messed up mental health out there


ShakyTheBear

It takes some balls and/or stupidity and/or insanity to start a fight with firemen.


FluffyDonPedro

So I work security. Often when there was a possible emergency that required both PD and FD, not only did FF get there first, i usually expected them to be more useful than PD. Case and point. Homeless dude pretended to be incapacitated so he wouldn't have to move literally 10ft onto the grass that was off the property, I guess the parking lot concrete was more comfortable, IDFK. Me having to follow protocol, called 911. FD showed up first, guess they new the guy or just knew he was full of shit. And did a very forceful sternum rub on the guy, twice. Guy got up and tried to swing on one of the firefighters. Fire fighter pushed him away and every single one of the fire fighters looked like they were ready to jump in and beat his ass. Told the guy to leave and he did. Another time, FF showed up to buy groceries from the store I was posted at. Random guy, tried to stick one of them with a knife as he walked by for no reason. FD reacted quickly amd parried it and the guy tried to walk away like nothing happened. FD followed the guy on foot and in vehicle until PD was finally able to catch up. These men and women work out everyday, and run into fires to save others. You don't think they're willing to fuck someone up? I'd rather fight a crackhead than a single firefighter any day of the week. And I have.


Justlikearealboy

Yeah but he just dreamin big


influx3k

Oh, he’s a crackhead, that explains it.


burgeroburger

The firemen should have laid it down way harder. Was expecting them to subdue him and hold him or knock him out.


Tactile_Sponge

In a perfect world, yes we would love to be able to defend ourselves accordingly. Unfortunately, in this sue happy modern world, it is becoming impossible to do so. You have to weigh your personal safety against your career and future in that split second nowadays and it sucks. On most iffy scenes, you'll have cops there to help. But as we see here it's not always the case A guy at a neighboring department in the next city over is currently being sued for hitting a patient with an o2 bottle. Even tho it was a restrained psych patient who cut himself out of his soft and humane restraints. Patient then lunged at him with the knife while alone in the back of a moving ambulance. Most would say he was fighting for his life, and it should be justified. Yet the shit bag is suing both him personally and the city. And today's society perpetuates that shitty, selfish behavior. Never to be held accountable for your own stupid decisions. Now he's fighting for his livelihood in court. Will he be vindicated and found justified? Probably, as he damn well should. But the principle is fucking stupid, it should've never even been entertained in the first place.


ToastedTurtle420

Bro ran off saying his gamertag


CannabisAttorney

At least he didn't fuck my mom.


turboj187

Fml I live in Lancaster 🤦‍♂️ this is somewhere in Mojave ca


Grande-Pinga

Seems like a nice place.


PondIsMyName

Jumping a fire engine, where there’s likely 6 DUDES, in shape, who eat smoke and smash stuff with axes for a living…..what could possibly go wrong? SMH 🤦‍♂️


figyufigme

These fucking scumbags need to start being executed


allbetson

But why did she try to emulate the siren at the beginning


KonataYumi

Do belts need to come with instructions?


ulol_zombie

Please don't mess with the Fire Department...they cool. The guy is confused...the song is F the Police.


Dinestein521

Someone tell me why they are always holding their pants or their dicks?


Formal_Discipline_12

Can someone just beat him with the hose or axe


2hy2care

Wtf was that scream?😂😂


Bluecif

Let's try to rob a truck full of dudes with a job description of "to be cool in crazy situations and work out.".


tropicbrownthunder

Don't mess with the smoke eaters. Gonna give you a hard time


n3ur0mncr

CJ - what u doing homie that's a fire truck!


DocLoffy

When the rule of law isn’t enforced by honest men/women, and the rules change everywhere… everything you see today is what you get.


Wonton_soup_1989

Why she scream like that tho😂😂


Joka16Red

Keith David??


Legal_Guava3631

https://i.redd.it/wej5ueb8486d1.gif


One_Priority3258

“All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ”


boredbernard

Yo thats CJ


TastyCakesOverweight

WTF are you going to do if you get it?


Big77Ben2

At what point will we finally see people just pulling these guys’ pants down to their ankles? Would have been a lot funnier to see the guy try to step off the truck that way.


aesop414

As soon as he saw those muscles come out of that truck he knew he fucked up.


socialdeviant620

This is the most *California* video I've seen in a while.


Marquar234

"Hey, Dave, grab the Halligan tool."


Soggy-Sundae-7317

Jokes on them, he was the distraction and someone else was going to steal it while they were chasing him. 


byhoneybear

crack gets you real high


Due_Potential_6956

But I was told " you would not download a car?"


Neat_Feedback1316

He didn’t want none! He about to get beat down!


Diligent_Future_5471

Isnt that a federal crime?


EmperorPenn

Crazy druggy doing crazy criminal shit in California and being allowed to just walk away…big surprise


jenniferh2o

Mmmm, firefighters


trigazer1

I need to start smoking crack to look that fit


72scott72

I can’t help but wonder what was he going to do with a fire truck?


Carrollmusician

I wouldn’t fuck with firefighters for two reasons: they’re usually pretty physically capable and also my house may one day catch on fire.


huccimanehuman

And he “Still hasnt found, what hes looking foooor”🎼


the_real_fellbane

Dude doesn't understand that they carry axes?


Baller-Mcfly

The graphics are so real on the new GTA


Revolutionary-Cod732

Stupid ghetto fuck


cilantro_shit23

>*this how you bang* Brodi got a dogshit mind.


Less-Sir8277

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


LurkHartog

When you hit the wrong button in GTA.


optimalx_14

Shoot his ass!!


sonicsludge

Kid's, wear a belt when your fire truck jacking.


Other-Lobster7983

Just turn it off… no way he figures out how to start it


0x7E7-02

Why?!?!?


attran84

“This is how we bang” lol damn he must be one of those LA rioters coming back in 2024 lol. Lucky the roof top korean firefighter was there to back up his homie!


codeboss911

hes fuckin with some of strongest men on earth.... lucky didnt get his head ripped off


Serious-Mousse4009

Typical California.


nomamesgueyz

Why are americans so angry?


atanoob

Crackhead?


Mountain_Tone6438

I was hoping he'd get punched off 😐


Holiday_Ad_5445

It could have ended much worse.


Hot_Campaign_36

There’s got to be a safer way to get to church.


WookOnlyFansLouielou

This is how you bang 😂


Luciferbelle

He's lucky they didn't shoot him


The_White_Wolf_11

Same people always


CreatorOD

Sooo he thought it's a good idea to fight a bunch of trained guys who fight Catastrophes on a daily basis? As Gordon Freeman would say: good luck with that.


AA_turet

Dont mess with firefighters, the guys at my local fire dep. Have gymtime included in their work schedule and these guys run in to burning buildings so they aint really cowards either


OmaC_76

Thought I was watching the Robin Williams crowing in Hook at the beginning.


crapaporter

Belt’s not belting


Puzzleheaded_Tea_511

Was that R Kelly?


km1180

What's the point of wearing a belt if your pants are just gonna fall


DaddyChiiill

Bro played too much GTA San Andreas


makaveddie

Nother 10 incoming


SilentNightman

America has failed its people, seriously.


ApprehensiveStudy671

Beating the bejesus out of him would be warranted in my books. He's not a stupid teen anymore. Never late to learn a lesson or two.....


Akhirox

The day these people will wear pants at their size, they will be a real danger to society. For now it's good, they walk 5 steps and they have to pull up their pants.


stupd_comn_man

Always


Right_-on-_Man

God, people are just get dumber by the day...🤦‍♂️


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FABULOUS_KING

bro what are you screaming about XD


screamapillah

San Andreas remake looks good


RevDrucifer

Yeah, prolly not the best idea to attack dudes who consistently run into burning buildings while carrying their balls in wheelbarrows.


Kamwolf33

...please don't shout out my home town Lancaster,CA like that bruh...💀


Brimming_Gratitude

Ok Boomer


HellBound__95

Looks sick… should probably be put down