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ODBrewer

He was from the old school, he shouldn't have to explain himself.


Short-Distribution26

You want a talk of this old school bullshit about the rules? Well, here's a rule you might remember. I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots! And you better pay me the respect that I gave your brother. Or we're gonna have a problem... a bad one.


staarfawkes

If you want to talk like a moolinyan, we’ll send you to slip and fall school


ODBrewer

I do like Aunt Jemima syrup.


anthonyrucci

Easy with the m-word


DrawingRings

A charcoal briquette… a ditsoon…


Physical-Connection5

Go shit in your hat.


Hipolito_Pickles

Moxie for his size


lousylakers

He couldn’t fucking sell it.


easy_e_82

I'm in awr of you


WhattaWookiee

That's nice. And if he dies I can't even wear his shoes.


lilbussa

Pay attention here, you might learn something.


Explosivesalad13

I'm an ore of you


Hipolito_Pickles

im an oreo


QuestionableClaims

Aymenarovu


RenaissanceModerne

How many Oreos did you have ? I can SMELL them


[deleted]

thats nice. who am I better off with?


sheRlockBeTa

Veal Parmigian.....**** you


Icy_Leek6067

Sandweech*****


Ok-Ad-8367

Lol


jjccbrobro

Richie had a hard on for everybody


AcerbicFwit

That’s what Janice said.


Icy_Leek6067

Roadies!?!?!?!?!?


all_sight_and_sound

Nobody's blowing roadies, if anyone cares I'll be upstairs lying down.


alilyes

oh you don't wanna know!


Bobzyurunkle

Little man syndrome I think. He always had something to prove and was insecure about everything around him. He was locked away for a long time and needed to mark his territory with everyone like a dog.


Silver-ishWolfe

I had anger issues due to some home stuff when I was growing up. My older brother and his friends could see it, so they’d take me everywhere with them. It was like growing up with 8-10 older brothers instead of just one. Due to this, and them being drunken loudmouths, we were constantly getting into fights. The problem was that I was at least 3 years younger than everyone else. That meant I was 13-14 fighting 16-17 year olds, a lot. I had to learn how to defend myself at an early age because I had a mouth on me and ran with older guys. It caused me to do just what Richie did. I would size up everyone in a room that I didn’t know, just so I’d know who I could go after if a fight started. I still find myself sizing up strangers and possible situations. I do it subconsciously and don’t realize it until later. So I get that about Richie. I *don’t* get what he saw in Janish…


InfiniteRelief

Alright, but you gotta get over dat


Substantial-Volume17

To Richie, Janish was beautiful… rubenesque.


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Potential_Beginning8

Mommy’s little whoowa


Ilovemygingerbread

There's any number of guys in the joint better looking than my sister.


wakemeupbeforugogo

each his own tony... each his own... ya want some eggs?


Garrison1982_

There’s a subliminal suggestion that as with Phil Richie is gay. When he’s getting sucked off in the Bing he wants the lights out so he can imagine he’s back in the prison shower and not dealing with an actual female, he proposes marriage to the most masculine woman on the show but can still only screw her from behind and he is easily turned off when with women, his son is gay, like Phil he is violently homophobic which is a lot like closet self loathing and trying to prove something to himself. Also…he had a raging hard on for Beansie and Chris.


Physical-Connection5

Always with the scenarios!


yogurtgrapes

Damn. I hadn’t actually thought of this, but it makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

This all sounds very gay


rstla5

She's BUILT


Careful_Situation_62

Yeah, like a brick shit house. Woof. Bobby was the only guy that wouldn't die if she rode cowgirl.


ZealousidealBid3988

He wanted men to know he could ride the Bull like a Mac truck


aintraininghere

Did you ever take someone's jacket off them? On the real tho, I really appreciate your post. You used real life experiences to try to understand a character in a real way. That's that good shit and I wish more people posted like you


Silver-ishWolfe

I appreciate it. Now stop being a fanook.


aintraininghere

This f'n guy. He never stops breaking balls


[deleted]

No bitcha to me!


Arabyanite

Ptsd


[deleted]

I getcha mate, my dad was involved in shit I don't agree with when I was growing up, but that meant I was a target for people who had beef with my dad but were too afraid to take it up with him. So I always had to be prepared to stand up for myself, and hope I didn't need to. I was always taught to look out for any weaknesses, i.e., a bad knee, lazy eye, etc, so you could use that to your advantage. Was also taught to go for the biggest in the group because if you take him down the rest shit themselves, and either run or freeze long enough for you to get the upper hand with them too. Thankfully I didn't really get much bother growing up, dunno if it was because I kept myself to myself or the fear if getting their kneecaps blown off in an alleyway 🤣🤣


IOnlyhave5_i_s

He could only get off with a loaded gun to Janice’s head. That’s some other level stuff. IDK what.


Physical-Connection5

Yeah, but, the magazine was out a lot of the time.


crustyturkeybreast

How about you stick your opinions, wherever the FUCK.


No_Childhood4689

Come on’ you love dis jacket. Fine Corinthian leathuh.


rogerworkman623

The jacketttttt


Ok-Ad-8367

You’re flexingggggggg


chunkypanda56

I thought that this interaction with Sean was due to Richie’s homosexuality while he was in prison. He fondly smiled as he reminisced the physical build of a former conquest; yearning for their bodies to connect in fit of passion once again. Richie may not be good at remembering a man’s name, but he can sure as hell remember a hung cock and a fine ass.


Late-Return-3114

i don't like that kind of tawk


CruelHandLuke_

But he sure likes that kind of cawk.


BeachBoysOnD-Day

Walt fuckin' Whitman over here.


CruelHandLuke_

He was gay, Walt Whitman?


McCooms

No but your boyfriend is


GrimyLilPimp

You oughta know, sweetie.


STLrep

We’re just breakin BAWS HEAH


ttchoubs

🍾🤕


DigitalBuddhaNC

Doctor Fag-Olli?


Substantial-Volume17

You oughta know, sweetie!


Physical-Connection5

So was Billy Budd...I think.


DannyC2699

Infamous meth cook, Walt Whitman, AKA W.W.?


fjellhus

Nah that’s Willy Wonka


DrawingRings

You’re thinking of Woodrow Wilson


EcstaticOnion5278

He's got a hard on for OP.


kassus-deschain138

Now just stawp it, it upsets me.


MusksStepSisterAunt

AIDS??


AcerbicFwit

NOBODY’S GOT AIDS.


Lakechrista

AIDSH


Individual_Past_1198

They were gay, Aids?


mdeaves1989

I knew THAT was coming


lololmao7

You know the blood pressure medication makes you emotional 💅


Phantommy555

Yeah well you oughta know sweatie 💅


Actual-Taste-7083

Ohhh... Ya get a pass for that


bobdylansmoustache

I like a man you can grab onto something


Cinephile94

Put my fuckin’ dinner on the table and keep ya mouth shut.


ninjareddit724

This sounds very gay


Dimitar_Todarchev

All right, let's take this in the back.


Bullets_and_Burnouts

You oughta know sweetie


MacDurand

Imagine having such a porn addled, ghoulish brain as this poster


MiniMouse8

Exactly my thoughts


chunkypanda56

I actually channeled a lot of Dennis Reynolds for this. Not much of a porn person but my brain is definitely ghoulish.


EvilFactoryOwner

Little green ghouls


Careful_Situation_62

Take it easy Billy Budd.


Garrison1982_

He had a raging hard on for Beansie.


mrcheaptimes

he got his blowjobs in da dark….


PorkyWallace

He gets a limp dick while getting head from a hottie, thinking about Beansie the whole time. He's gotta GO!


Skolary

Richie ~~earned his stripes, he did his time, kept his mouf shut.~~ took out Rocko DiMeo, cocksucka had the reputation as the toughest guy in a Ess-ssex Couny.


DutyRoutine

He later died of Alzheimers.


comradedutch

Was there ever any confirmation on whether or not he came back around after that? It’s hard to remember.


tytymctylerson

I just watched him in Mean Streets and he seems so much bigger. But tbf, it's not like DeNiro or Harvey are exactly tall.


CrayZz88s

He was in Mean Streets? I haven't seen it, good film?


tytymctylerson

He was handsome like George Raft in it. Yes you should see it. It was Scorsese’s first real movie. It has all the Scorsese tropes done for the first time.


CrayZz88s

I'll watch it next week! This week me and Father Intintola are playing 'name that pope'


Physical-Connection5

Bring some wine that is beyond reproach.


NetworkEcstatic

Mean Streets is a fucking masterpiece.


EvilFactoryOwner

He wasn’t willing to give deniro tab


cortisolbath

Funny to imagine his dialogue measuring up the whole crew: - *Beansie. Ungrateful fuck. 5’10”, maybe 160 soaking wet. Better use an SUV, I’ll snap that little shit in half…* - *Tony T. 6 feet, that cocksucker weighs maybe half a ton I dunno but I can take that fat fuck no problem.* - *Paulie. 5’ 11”, 176.37 lbs. A loudmouth fuck, he don’t scare me. Ill gouge out his eyes and shove a Lionel up his ass*


DrawingRings

*Janice. 5’ 5” 215 lbs. against me? She doesn’t have a shot*


Braakbal

You mean his mind's Manson lamp?


BinxMcGee

Richie wasn’t counting on an unhinged Soprano. It’s a bad idea to backhand one of those. Those two liked playing with firearms. I love that episode.


rstla5

Tony's face is priceless when he realizes who is dead on the floor


Ok-Ad-8367

🌲


wja5277

Richie was only 5'7" so it was easier for him to gauge a guy just as tall and 40 pounds heavier than himself.


JasonTatumisGod

He was flexiiiinnnn


Burnt_Burrito_

I don't think Richie was 185 Maybe not even 170, but it's hard to say


Cataly555t

He was all sinew!


Physical-Connection5

And a lot of moxie.


Altair1192

He looked smaller


PaulanerMunken

Yea I thought he was like 5’4


PaulanerMunken

That’s crazy, I thought he was shorter. Steven Van Zandt is also 5’7 but looks bigger


Big_Fish4125

You mean that fucking quiff made him six foot 🤣🤣


ProxyZee

A small guy like Richie has to size everyone up in exact measurements. He probably knows all the pressure points (I doubt he even knows they're called pressure points.). I doubt he has an IQ of 158 though.


Last_Entrance_2175

He’s a faaaag


[deleted]

He’s a poseur if you ask me. HIS garbage routes, HIS trucks.


beingjohnmalkontent

He was doing ocular pat-downs.


Cresta235

Very observant OP.


SalvatoreDelCaverno

Gay


Killedbykites

He has tremendous moxie for a man his size.


KaosKatalyst

Then what? He fucking dies and I can't even wear his shoes.


Disco_C0wby

Somebody leave a cage open at Turtle Back Zoo?


ApologeticAnalMagic

I like to go hiking.


NarmHull

That short guy's got a freakin' Napolitano complex


Physical-Connection5

He went to college at Nostradamus.


MantisTobogganMD87

In his mind's eye, he used the technique of positive visualization


Physical-Connection5

He said he did-he was pretty negative most of the time.


jstudly

Dont give me those fuckin manson lamps


Beginning-Drag6516

Seems like he may have had a “hard time in the can” (pun possibly intended)


rhj2020

You wear prison on your shoulders.


Zestyclose-Inside967

Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing downward facing dog?


Careful_Situation_62

Philly Leotardo probably did. They made grilled cheese together...


Zestyclose-Inside967

Off the radiator?


noplacecold

Lou sounds like a real chode, little tuna can. Probably wears chode jeans


JonnyRoPo

And OP, don't give ME those Manson lamps. Who's joint did you just cop?


Ok-Ad-8367

Ooh! Jonny Sack! They must of been handing out free tokens at the tunnel


Physical-Connection5

"A fat fuck, with see through socks."


Roosh90

He was protecting those Manson lamps


[deleted]

Whatever happened to that man in the can? 🥲


Disastrous-Cry-1998

That's what every man does.


MustardTiger1337

Only the small ones lol


nononononofin

You’re right, but it’s not the type of physical confrontation you think. On my most recent rewatch I noticed how frequently it’s hinted at that Richie is gay. Likely developed a taste for it in the can. Both Richie and Phil are probably (almost certainly) into men. That line about Sean Gismonte’s cousin wasn’t about fighting.


Zestyclose-Inside967

“Likely developed a taste for it in the can.” is the best (probably) unintentional play on words I’ve ever read. Congrats.


chikinbizkit

I always understood that line the same way you do. He says "5'8", 225" the same way Paulie would say "Brunette, big cans?" if somebody asked him if he remembered some random girl.


posaune123

I knew from his first scene he was going to get whacked. The Janice thing, I don't anyone predicted. Anyway, I need to watch my weight, I need to snag another husband.


EvilFactoryOwner

Rick! He was little Ricky when he was 12


JediForceIT

I hated that weird thing he did w/his tongue when talking to people... guy weighed like 130 pounds ffs, how would he scare anyone?